Kai's FASsy Fetus!

As more evidence has surfaced of Kailyn's pregnancy, she is making it painfully obvious that she genuinely is or just doing it for attention. It is unknown as to whether she will be able to carry it full term in her deformed tilted womb, but many of the Pretty Ladies are hoping she won't as Kailyn would make a horrific mother.

If her previous pregnancies are anything to go by (excluding Davit's) she won't be able to carry it past six weeks. A forum name under "makeupmommy2B" has been uncovered on cafemom.com, so its either our Kween or a troll, we are hoping its the former! It would make sense if it was Kai, because posts started being deleted once the Pretty Ladies discovered it and posted it on the blog. From this site we have learnt quite a few interesting details, some of which are nauseating though as Kailyn has apparently been trying to conceive daily with Madd's hick chode.

 http://imgur.com/a/vqvug Screenshots can be found here

On Kai's social media pages her stans have been quick to defend their obese princess as usual, even over genuine non bitchy questions that are relevant to her apparent pregnancy. The funny thing is though, anyone who defends Kailyn is guaranteed to be equally hideous and fat! If the pregnancy is carried full term, at least we can be sure that Faslyn will continue to gain weight #400poundsbyxmas

Kailyn’s lies have been confirmed!

Our Kween devised a “fool proof” and “crafty” plan to pretend that Madd ‘Goomba’ Hughes lives with her and Mama at the Wilcher Estate. The Pretty Ladies were very much aware of her bullshit to start with, so many ape cackles ensued when proof of her lies surfaced from the sources of Momos Twitter and the grannies at GG. Kailyn uploaded a couple of videos explaining the living situation and proceeded to tell us that she wouldn’t be proving he is there and that we can either believe it or not *bitchface*.  She also was called out numerous times on Instagram, which prompted a deleting spree. Be more obvious Kai!

From Momo's Twitter. The proof that Madd still works in his local Walmart, after Kailyn insisted he had transferred to Bowie.

Kailyn's Chit Chat VLOG- Different Videos, BlogTV, Marriage…

The usually slow grandmas at GG noticed that many of the photos from Kai's fail Instagram had been taken at the Hughes mansion, although bbwhale insisted they were at the Sunflower Estate with Mama. Kailyn also pretended to be a culinary Goddess by "cooking" a rather fetching pizza with pancake mix and burning some cookie dough straight out of a packet.

If you’re reading this bbwhale then don’t insult the intelligence of the Pretty Ladies! You will always be called out sharry!

Meanwhile in Hollywood, Maryland. Maureen Lewis and her brand new fuckwhale have made things Facebook official! Momo is gagging for marriage and crotch turds, but James Statter isn't willing to reveal his chode to her jumanji bush just yet.

These tweets came shortly after Keef Beard was begging momo to let him move in. Maureen was considering it at first, even though she had to drive ages to ride his beluga chode in the past. No more aspie puthy for you Keef! 

Welcome to the new Blawg!

Welcome Pretty Ladies! The blawg looks really basic and shitty at the moment as I have literally just created it. I am in the process of writing a proper blog post and customizing it so please bear with me!