Kai and Madd were interrogated over the attempted rape of Ariel
Sea Cow, as evidenced from a GG Granny’s FB chat. What started as a few
innocent drinks in the lavender dungeon, turned into Madd and his fat wife
trying to lure a very drunk Ariel into a threeway situation. Ariel managed to
flee and call the police to report this horrific crime, the Wilcher-Hughes were
held separately in different police cars and questioned one by one. This seems
to be accurate judging by the report issued to Faslyns Bowie mansion (also
judging by Kai’s track record, she would totally be keen to munch some snatch).
The pl’s are always right! They had suggested that perhaps Madd and Kai had
tried to cop a feel of Ariel’s whale physique. After this Kai and Madd
conceived their demonic child in a very smelly and loud fuck session. Their
cavernous bodies slapped together; in ecstasy with added excitement from
getting caught.
Kai is having a girl! She is thuper essited you guith! She
stuffed her gluttonous mouth on Valentines with Mama and Granny, whilst Madd
porked his piece of ass on the side. She has been posting nonstop photos of
baby clothes and junk food all over her Instagram.
Our favorite nappy headed ape Momo has been questioning her
relationship with James, even after he bought her dead gas station roses and
rotten chocolates from the dollar store. Now Moby Keef is busting his obese ass
at a car parts place, she is pondering whether or not to get back with him. He
claims to want her jumanji bush once more, and to plant some of his lardy seeds
in her wizened birth canal. Who will Momo choose? That is a very good question,
besides it must be very difficult when you have two suitors with such redeeming
qualities! *coughs*
Momo looking drunker than ever with her yellow toothed fuck whale
Momo posing with her rancid chocolates
