Kai and Madd were interrogated over the attempted rape of Ariel
Sea Cow, as evidenced from a GG Granny’s FB chat. What started as a few
innocent drinks in the lavender dungeon, turned into Madd and his fat wife
trying to lure a very drunk Ariel into a threeway situation. Ariel managed to
flee and call the police to report this horrific crime, the Wilcher-Hughes were
held separately in different police cars and questioned one by one. This seems
to be accurate judging by the report issued to Faslyns Bowie mansion (also
judging by Kai’s track record, she would totally be keen to munch some snatch).
The pl’s are always right! They had suggested that perhaps Madd and Kai had
tried to cop a feel of Ariel’s whale physique. After this Kai and Madd
conceived their demonic child in a very smelly and loud fuck session. Their
cavernous bodies slapped together; in ecstasy with added excitement from
getting caught.
Kai is having a girl! She is thuper essited you guith! She
stuffed her gluttonous mouth on Valentines with Mama and Granny, whilst Madd
porked his piece of ass on the side. She has been posting nonstop photos of
baby clothes and junk food all over her Instagram.
Our favorite nappy headed ape Momo has been questioning her
relationship with James, even after he bought her dead gas station roses and
rotten chocolates from the dollar store. Now Moby Keef is busting his obese ass
at a car parts place, she is pondering whether or not to get back with him. He
claims to want her jumanji bush once more, and to plant some of his lardy seeds
in her wizened birth canal. Who will Momo choose? That is a very good question,
besides it must be very difficult when you have two suitors with such redeeming
qualities! *coughs*
Momo looking drunker than ever with her yellow toothed fuck whale
Momo posing with her rancid chocolates
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http://i39.tinypic.com/zmxqv4.jpg
kai seriously would have killed herself 50 times over by now if she wasn't a narcissistic retard who doesn't know any better.
Did the ED mention the seductive cunt punch dance Kai does to get more dimes?
http://i.imgur.com/c9BYpIo.jpg
more police report proof
Have Madd and his family been sent the link to Kai's ED??? Let Madd beat his meat to pictures of non-jumbo Kai.
Also please add those baby pics of Kai where she looks like a deformed elephant man impersonator.
"she just recently moved"
lulz kai started lying out of her ass once she was confronted. ariel was living in the same house the entire time she knew kai and is still living in that house, they just remodeled it
the fact that a normal outsider person (ariel) called the police about rape and kai keeps saying it's a ~misunderstanding~ and that ~they didn't do anything wrong~ makes me think kai has no fucking clue what is considered rape. madd has probably raped her several times and she doesn't even realize it..she probably just think he finds her ~irresistible~
I thought Ariel said they moved?? I watched some of her first vid from when she came back from her PTSD rehab from the rape and she says they moved doesn't she? Probably trying to get away from Kai and any memories of Kai being over at her place. Poor sea cow!
is BB straightening balm any good?
When has Kai ever attempted to say siouxsie??! GG dat you?
pacehim 24th-Feb-2014 03:22 am (UTC)
People won't be happy until this poor child kills herself
lmao "this poor child" though
im appalled. we dont dare wish she kills herself. her life is entirely too hilarious to go to waste like that
williammiller is obssessed with jen too. she was raging inthe last yootoob post.
she did move recently once they finished the remodeling. they were living with her parents or something before it was finished.
you can tell when ggers edit the article. they're so hyperfocused on shitty details that don't matter and rhetorical information in general
original
>Matt proposed to Kai with a fashion ring from Wal-mart. (end)
then they added:
>Three short months later, Matt proposed to Kai with a fashion ring from Wal-Mart, which he purchased with his employee discount.
like jfc did you even read the paragraph? the beginning says he works at walmart aka it's an obvious piece of info that doesn't need to be added. they are reres :|
Even tho it's not true. I just want to know what Ariel said to the family member that would make them misunderstand rape & call 911.
Also her ring came from Kay jewelers. They're so concerned with the article being accurate but they don't know shit.
is kai's channel really deleted or just hidden? is there even a way to tell?
Isn't Ariel's real name Marina?
Marina Sea Cow
foreverkailyn is deleted but thintherelykailyn is privated.
That's how much she really loved her 12k subs. Thanks for sticking by me thru everything I love you so much. Delete!
of course she's not risking her adsense $$$ channel
Mommy Kai will resurface. I'll be shocked if she can stay away her usual 2 months. Matt will still be m.i.a. until the first week of every month when the disability check arrives. And soon it will increase when bb guh-rathee is birthed.
i bet she'll make a new mommy channel complete with new social media accounts
*-.,_,.-*~makeup mommy~*-.,_,.-*
i always hated xtinkerbellax on ONTD. is she a gger?
mommymakeup channel complete with vlogs, kitchen vlogs, baby vlogs, follow me around my room vlogs, when will my hubby pick me up vlogs and contests, baby makeovers, baby ootd, matching mommy and baby ootd,
if ariel couldnt even chew food how the fuck was she acting so crazy. it sounds like she could hardly keep her eyes open and stand on her two feet. let alone run around crazy. i think we know who was going crazy that night.
williammiller brings up Jen in every single yt post on ontd. and ontd is shit now. If this happened back in 07 or something it would be a riot. I found out about Kai thru ontd back then , they called her mathys girl
it's been shit for like 4 years now. when lady gaga came out the ironic stanning and stan wars got out of control and everyone became a fail troll.
The worst part about GGers is that they spend about 2 months making fun of Kai after discovering her, and then they act like they're Kai historians. Honestly, they shouldn't have even attempted an ED article if they weren't around for the KaiKhaod days. They learn 2 or 3 jokes and they run with it, but then the ask the most painfully outdated shit: "OMG ROFLZ I NEVER SEEN THIS ZEBRA VID BEFORE. WE STRUCK GOLD! IS THIS BRAND NEW? WE ARE SO THE FEMALE 4Chan!" Sigh.
They pound their fists about "incorrect information" and then spew inaccurate shit all the time.
what does casey or fatamy think about kai rape? i see amy commenting on ariel's insta
lmfao
They only read His word and speak in old tyme English.
We need to make a new poster they understand.
Heareth ye heareth ye people of Bowie! two individuals by the names of kailyn and matthew hughes rap'd a maiden and the po'r lass did not presseth charges. They art a dang'r to the community, locketh up thy children and little people.
maybe ariel and amy formed a friendship. casey hasnt been around for months.
I can't with GG freaking out about their own hockey stick line creases.
They probably all have FAS over there.
lulz i was just reading over that too... they are mental af. they shouldn't even be allowed to touch the ed page
I can't with GG freaking out about their own hockey stick line creases.
lmfao this is a great comment to walk in on. wtf are those retards doing
lets look at the foreverkailyn ED page, see what's going on..
Link to the kai ED page? Anyone?
as well as retard-induce cuntiness.
wut. this page is so bad i dont even know where to begin to fix it. it needs a reboot
https://encyclopediadramatica.es/ForeverKailyn
there you go sweetie *kisses your head*
You know kai deleted her facebook/instagram/youtube because there is something wrong with the babby and she doesn't ever want to have to show it.
my dove foil said that "you make everything lovely"
oh, this one says "discover yourself" i think that means masturbate
im about to kill me some GGers. i have a short fuse when it comes to snotty retard grannies
god dammit did a 5th grader write this? its so basic
this is spot. see spot run. lmao
mk, here's what you little kai fans need to do. find a well-written ED page that is written similar to how you would like kai's page to look. use that as your temPLATE. mk? im not telling you to plagiarize, im just saying you need help real bad and these are desperate times.
i love pressing two grapes together and making them look like cleavage
It was the kai of times, it was the maureen of times, it was the age of attention whoring, it was the age of fapping, it was the epoch of FAS, it was the epoch of hoarding, it was the season of gorging, it was the season of farting, it was the spring of desperation, it was the winter of fleece pajama bottoms, we had scandals before us, we had fail clebs before us...
lmao at all the tumblrites being terrified that kai will off herself.
Oh no no
Oh no no
Kay's Konfident™
We love the way she waddles into a room!
we need to put everyone at ease by adding to the ED page that kai is the world's biggest narcissist and loves no one more than herself. she NEVER in a million years kill herself
she would*
Re: ForeverHiatus (ForeverKailyn) Part 37
Postby jordyl♥ves » Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:35 pm
I wonder what kind of porn Kai is into...
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WTF DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING SHE CLEARLY IS FANTASIZING ABOUT KAI
dead at lisa reporting GG. she only reports when kai being a rapist gets out. she never gave a shit before.
why is lisa reporting on behalf of her overgrown obese pregnant daughter? shouldn't kai be sitting there hitting the report button?
kai and lisa are guilty as fuck. look at the way those retards are spazzing out. kai definitely raped ariel.
where does it say lisa reported everyjuan?
lisa and kai are sweating over this. i love it. i bet they havent even told granny sokoloski or uncle daddy stephen because those hicks probably dont use the internet
in the most recent kai thread, one of the mods backtraced an account that was reporting everything in the kai thread to bowie md and an email address that bring up MW when googled.
http://gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?f=53&t=10233&start=25#p705997
here, sweetie
Um, why are you using racial slurs and just generally being assholes to JordyLoves? She hasn't done anything that should offend you and she's just keeping the thread moving and the conversation going. You are all such animals to try and pick on someone who is on your side in everything. Save you effort for Kai.
madd is going to beat kailyn on their next monthly visit
ED should have the bella scandal Bella I (the yorkie) and Bella II (the schnauzer)
ariel needs to speak up. kai is out there saying ariel was a crazy drunk and made up that sweet kailyn and darling matt assaulted her and her family told her to and whatever the fuck, and she's saying they're still friends even thought kai admitted before ariel stopped talking to her. the wilchers are such psychos.
poor jordyn♥gs
lmao jordyloves thinks its her job to "keep the conversation going" by making dumb ass comments that everyone rolls their eyes at
jennifer ross is a legit whackadoodle loon now
isn't she the one who wrote that rape fanfic? GG GIRLS HAVE GONE TOO FAR!
if old psycho bitch lisa thinks GG is bad some juan needs to link her to her sweet daughter's very own ED page
lisa probably called madd's parents and scolded them for raising such a bad son-in-law for getting her sweet precious angel daughter into trouble with the law
Lisa's alcohol soaked pea brain is already rationalizing how this is not Kai's fault.
"Kai has made some mistakes, like everyone does, but she was NEVER in trouble like this, until she met Matthew Hughes!"
lisa is definitely blaming this on matt lol
kisha jaggers fans? does anyone watch kisha jaggers aka ~the glamorous french housewife~? she's a fucking mess, i love it. she's hick trash but thinks she's a rich housewife like jen. and her blog/channel is called "the glamorous french housewife" even though she's not glamorous or french lol. and she says she's the AUTHOR of the glamorous french housewife like it's some huge publication. all she does in vlogs is rant about her trashy issues, like her husband trying to help some drug addict friend and loan him money, watch tv, cook, and talk about filming her shitty videos. she's basically a smellen trying desperately to be a jen.
this is her newest vlog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=634o3LMHXy8
oh and she has a son who she shoves the camera in his face even though he doesn't want to be. i think he's her only kid yet she always says "kids" like she has multiple. and she has like 50 cats that breed and she gives them away.
i watched a few of her videos when GG mentioned her. did she admit to being an ex-crackhead yet? it's obvious she was.
is that the psycho who brought herself up and bashed herself on GOMI?
i watched one vlog and spotted ashes in the sink when she was trying to be jen and showing her bath.
yep now it's so obvious kai wanted to get ariel drunk. kai was barely drinking wine coolers.
hi niggerloves!
https://www.facebook.com/jordan.v.b.9?fref=ts
she probably thinks she looks like tyra banks
that french housewife lady is probably a gger. maybe bigfatroses is a crackhead not a man.
lmao https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/547766_231669453612372_2126543669_n.jpg
kai probably pulled ariel's pants down and tried to each her snatch, and matt sat back and watched while he touched himself. i still can't believe the blog was right and matt only sped over to the wilcher house because he wanted in on raping ariel.
the GGers are the definition of unfunny. they think they are going to prison for following kai's scandals. i cringe so hard reading their group effort hypothetical prison uniforms
lmaooooo
'are we gonna need lawyers for this? i don't want to risk my future!'
ohmygoodness girls. what happened to ariel is absolutely awful. she was just trying to be a good friend to that mouth breathing shut in gorilla. thank god they didnt kill ariel. although if left unpunished/unevaluated they could progress to silencing the victim. good thing kai is too retarded to get away with murder
lmao it wouldn't be lisa and kai without mama wilcher wasting her time by going after gg. wouldnt her time be better spent getting herself and kai off the fucking internet and scheduled for a mental evaluation? they are not sane people
ofc leigha has weird screen grabs of madd's doughy face at the ready
Can people please put this Lips chick in her place. FFS she is irritating.
disestablishment clearly has the biggest oppression boner right now.
don't worry ladies, i'm making an even better mooren section with even more usage of the word nigger
fafafooey aka a gger
fixed it. gg needs to stay the fuck out of mooren's section (also pl i kept the mooren cartoon full sized for you)
its very sad that you girls dont have anything to do unless some unfortunate person does something stupid
i was thinking about adding a section about trolls (the blawg vs forum lulz) and that's where i was originally going to put the cartoons and the nokaiday picture but idk if there's enough info for its own section?
if someone still has the fas chart showing all the fas qualities in kais face i think that should be added in. i cant find it anywhere.
make a section about gg and how they wanted the ed article to be professional and unemotional
http://i.imgur.com/6BRAKDz.png
here you go bb :) there's another one i think. i'll try to find it. i have a pic of bella (1.0 maybe) on a raft in the pool. want it too?
tbh the hockeystick palmar crease has always made me ape cackle ever since a PL pointed it out. it's just sf obvious. meanwhile gg just learned about it from the ed page
i have no clue how some pls can even manage to read gg, i'm trying and wtf is this shit
Postby Creme » Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:53 am
whaths a thiatuth i left youtube you guyth its part of my old thlife
cringing sf hard
if lisa is sitting on gg reporting stuff does that possibly mean we lost bbwhale in all the blawg moves? i wonder if the ed page is what set her off lulz too bad that's pretty lady work
Putting people thru an online trial for rape is inappropriate. We dont have access to the actual investigation. Putting people on trial with mental disabilities is wrong.
dafuq? so it's totally ok for retards to run around killing and raping people?
lips is a kai stan that has obviously been raped by a madd typa person
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2qxxhtf&s=8#.UwvXWIWPbfY
kai is planning her come back already! i swear that hello kitty toddler plate set is for her on her registry. babies come out of the womb ready to eat with their plastic utensils and paper plates
of course its for her. she's already jealous the bb is getting gifts and it isnt even here yet.
i think i missed something. why do they think it's mama wilcher reporting things on gg, and not kai? mama wilcher seems way too stupid to understand how to do anything on the internet. remember when she printed out camille's youtube page and scanned it back onto her computer as a "screen cap"?
the ip goes to mama's email... so they assume its her. eh, either way one of them is doing it.
just lay low and delete until the rape sitch goes away. lol. it wont. you commited a sex crime and may be charged at any time.
Competent1 is lisa wheelchair
competent1
I find it unsettling to know that individuals do not know the laws of their state and use them when needed. Everyday a teen or young adult takes their own life due to negative remarks made about them via in person, online, text....etc. I'm not saying this is going to happen I'm just saying how would everyone feel if this happened? Or turn the tables if you were put in this position? Clearly this girl needs help and it's unfortunate that nobody has advocated for her to receive it. However, nobody really knows if this happened nobody has the actual police report those statistics for the FBI are not proof. Only the people in that room know what really happened. I personally if that was my child would not let her defend herself to something I knew not to be true and I would tell her to delete her accounts and ignore. However I would also make a police report. Obviously this family isn't me but what good would it do for her to defend herself most of you already dislike her and have your mind made up and would continue to hurt or criticize her for everything. So me setting a good example for my child I simply put my advice out there because if my child was criticizing or teasing someone I would want her to be punished but if something like this was happening to her I would also want her to know she is protected by the law and seek the right path instead of trying to hide and deal with it alone and getting depressed or suicidal
i don't think lisa knows big words like competent
her name should be incompetent ba dum tis
lmao
'i am a paralegal'
Alex Cabot or Casey Novak is going to ruin her in court!!!
if all this was a misunderstanding and ariel and her are friends. I think Ariel would make a video or comment here or on gg just letting us know everything is fine and to drop it. But her silence speaks volumes. Everything is not fine and they are not friends. She can't speak up and talk about what happened for various reaons. Whether it be to put this behind her or to move forward with charges against them. It wouldn't look very good for Ariel if it was brought up court that she mouthed off on social media & trashed Kai and Madd. It would only discredit her. On the otherside Kai thinks deleting makes everything go away. I think thats another reason she delted all the pics of Ariel on her instagram. Delete them and she was never there.
exactly. if kai was innocent and still friends with ariel, ariel would have spoke up by now. kai herself admitted before ariel stopped talking to her. now she says they're still friends because it's convenient and fits her lies.
sweeties you have made the ED page so wonderful!
i hope ariel decides to press charges in a few months after kai shits out her baby. klog: foods i like, droppin the soap, prison ootd
heres some goodies, sweetie
http://imgur.com/a/558Ky#0
including "thats my room!"
kai may actually lose weight in prison. shes sucha picky eater and all. no chicken fingers and shirly temples for bbgirl there. lol.
Goomba Drost Archive
http://imgur.com/a/gukgD
http://i.imgur.com/zZw7QPW.jpg
man kai is literally quadruple the size she was in may 2010. and double that from june 2012.
mama wilcher is still handling kai's backlash for her. kai is probably kicked back, being treated to extra big hauls and receiving room service
"love is no gender all you need is a heart =]"
- kailyn wilcher, christian women and former bisexaul
mama should be in jail too. everything kai does is her fault.
mama wilcher is still handling kai's backlash for her. kai is probably kicked back, being treated to extra big hauls and receiving room service
of course! they cannot risk losing the next member of their cult due to mean haters
i bet the hauls in october were treats for the rape.
hallo
clunk
i think a gg granny just collapsed. good riddance
http://instagram.com/p/kspL_3gqr_/
who wants to bet icklepinkbunny is lips from GG? surely only one person can be so dumb to STILL be stupid enough to give kai the benefit of the doubt with her overwhelming history of being a piece of shit liar
lmao i swear icklepinkbunny was brought up before. she looks familiar. she probably had a different username though and changed it.
well when it goes on private...
I lahv you guys.
hang on, ladies! adding some things to the ED page :)
I lahv you guys.
wanna come to me and hubbys bonhire?
Of course, everkai. I'm flattered by your invitation.
we will be servin' mikes hard and barefoot wine with a roofie dissolved in each!
of course not girl. you'd be so lucky to have me lick your snatch. so you'll be just conscious enough to not get away. ;)
Oh no no
Oh no no
Kay's Konfident™
[We see Chris in his tomgirl get up, bent over to talk to the camera in a change room in Wal-Mart.]
I ain't gonna do it, I'm sorry Jackie, but I'm not gonna be able to do it in the aisles today. More crowded than I thought...
What the Hell is going on with that light?
Anyway, mmmm. Enjoy the two minutes in the dressing room here.
[Chris begins to shake his body]
Walla walla Walmart Walla walla Walmart, Walla walla walla walla walla Walmart walla walla
[Chris lifts up his mini skirt showing his unholy taint. He then begins to shake it in front of the camera.]
Walla walla Walmart walla walla walla walla Walmart
Deh deh deh deh deh deh walla walla Walmart
walla walla Walmart walla walla Walmart shake that, walla walla Walmart
[Puts his skirt down and continues dancing.]
Walla walla walla walla walla, walla walla walla, walla walla Walmart
Walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla
Check your progress, check your progress, walla walla Walmart
[Chris, now clearly exhausted, attempts to continue dancing but gives up.]
Oh! the things I do for love, and I forgot the glitter.
(sigh) Jackie I'll progress. Check my progress.
did you all see the new chris chan video leaks today
no. link plz? ily long time!!!
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Hello,_my_sweety_baby
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Message_for_John_Kyle
why hasn't maureen lewis gave her 2 cents on kai being a rapist?
whose chris chan??
chris chan is matts secret gay lover shh
maureen is probably in the hospital again or something lol. seems like she goes once every season
momo hasnt had any time to weigh in on this newest scandal. she has been busy trying to coverup her own cheating scandal. fucking keef beard and trying to get knocked up behind james's back. she has her ovulating schedule written down in a thrift store hello kitty notebook. will she be able to pull this off without poor unsuspecting james finding out??
~The last known communication with maureen elizabeth lewis.~
Real Wrestler X Page Feb 22
If I was even considering going to see Keith I would have already left by now. I am not doing it, period. I love James.
can't believe chris chan set his house on fire to try and sue keurig lol. anybody that doesn't know him just check out this fucking house tour: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIGTdQhhxCA
it's like looking at a future kai
surprised he has nivea body wash.
https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/6/60/Kaibump.jpg
holy shit. when/what video is the pre pregnancy pic from?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9XfL8cRoo0
and at 20 weeks she still isnt showing much baby.
"I love Keef! I mean James! You got me all confused!"
That's what's going on with Mooren.
whoever suggested kisha jaggers must be sf gross. she has done meth and lost her kids. not glamorous. can't unsee dat.
they were bashing kisha. no one likes her.
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/April_16_Fetish_Vids
kai has some competition
i just spent an hour reading the chris-chan wiki. he and kai are soulmates.
Wonder what Dani is up to tonight...
NO.
Gone Wrong - Dani's Song
she's smart, oh yah
she's so noffer, yah thats true
she's nice, so much nicer than you
she can sing, oh yes she can
but i dont think you understand
thats why, i'll try, to make it easier for you
you see she sings oh so well
even though i havent heard her im sure she's swell
thats why i think
she could kick britneys ass
finish christina oh so fast
mandy moore wouldnt stand a chance
cuz dani is just too great
she'll say hi to you in the hall
even go with you to the mall
she'll cheer you up when you're down
she wont talk shit, no thats not her thing
she's way too nice to backstab
she'll be the best friend you ever had
cuz she's smart, oh yah
she's so noffer, yah thats true
she's nice, so much nicer than you
she can sing, oh yes she can
but most of all, she's dani
and we love dani, yah thats true
thats why i wrote this song for her
we need to add the video of lisa saying "you're the one who has problems with your face!"
Anyone have that vid?
Perhaps mama should have her own ED page.
Dani too.
idk who's editing what, but i rearranged things, added another gallery.. and re-put in fafa's edits
srsly though there's way too many fucking pictures/videos on the page compared to text so start using the galleries or don't post anymore pictures at all. anyone is welcome to change the name of the makeup gallery and start putting shit in there (idk who made that gallery)
ffs gg doesn't know anything about kai. they keep posting 'NEW NEVER BEFORE SEEN PICTURES OF YOUNG KAI' which are old af. they haven't even seen the zebra woman halloween shit. sit the fuck down, you don't know shit. most of the PLs have been following kai since UC.
Should the safety for our babby situation be added? Does it pertain to the Madd section?
i think it should go under pregnancy and that section needs work
you gotta be kidding me. no one saved a pic of madds atrocious tattoo?
Do you remember when he got the tattoo?
http://foreverkailyn.imgur.com
tat might be in there?
he got the tat in 2012
yeah the pregnancy section should be beefed up more. probably worth mentioning the sokoloski clan cycle typa shit, the safety of our babby, babby made lynn's name and whatever else
i think she means MAD-LYN not MADE-LYN though. like instead of mad-uh-lyn. she's just a retard.
did someone upload the tinychat where momo called kai and sang we are never getting back together?
i don't really think we have enough to beef it up since it's still so new and there's only so much information?
pretty sure i saw the mooren call yesterday but idk what i searched that it came up under
remember jacquline and her witch chin? we found her tumblr and it was all dedicated to trolling dani and her headliner was something like ~trolling the schizophrenic...and am possibly schizo to!~
Seems Madd's tattoo is lost. All I could find was the comment on mf with kai's instagram link to it.
look what i found!
http://i44.tinypic.com/16gy7wz.jpg
momo and keef are such a beautiful couple <33333
what about those sites that archive people's instagram pitures?
lmaoooooo momos photoshop, basically painted, sunset portrait.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr6TnffLFKo
NEW YEARS EVE VLOG!
trigger warning: retards sucking face
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/21/original/vaqa6y8u.jpg
this is the only tattoo pic i can find
M' ladies, please get a life and a worthy job. If not, please execute selves by a projectile weapon. May your day end in happiness.
that was the first and last new years kai and madd spent together...and they're considered a married couple. let that sink in
http://m.imgur.com/a/i64tW
I've been looking at these corpse-like selfies for years now, and I always get creeped out by one thing.
WHY cant she close her eyes all the way when showing eye-shadow? Its like she doesn't know how to close them all the way... Maybe why she doesn't shower???
Can a Pl find a pic with her eyelids fully closed?
Add the NIGHT SWIMMIN pic to ED
Was it this part? It's still open in my browser from this afternoon.
ForeverKailyn (Powerword: Kailyn Marie Wilcher-Hughes) is a fat, lazy, narcissistic, 23-year-old, fail YouTuber from Bowie, Maryland. She's been making beauty related videos since 2007 (for some reason) and even manages to make Heidi Crowter look like a genius. Kailyn holds the world record for producing the most lulz, scandals, and retard drama in a single lifetime.
Despite her best efforts, the most notoriety Kai ever received was a feature spot on VH1's Best Week Ever blog for her signature phrase "Hai Everyjuan". She was also featured in a segment of Willam's Beatdown: Episode 9.
As of February 2014, Kailyn has gone into hiding after her most recent scandal.
The ED article is destined to go to shit since anyone has access to edit it. So far laygins is the only one that seems to know WTF she's doing and then GGers and other reres go in and remove stuff, change stuff and go full blown esl when adding stuff. Even the hyperlinking is getting changed. "Gone into hiding" used to link to fucking delete everything page or whatever and now it's 'pussy' which isn't even an page.
The pretty ladies are talking about beefing it up and then some GG idiot goes in and take like an entire paragraph out of the intro alone. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
what it used to be w/ piping:
[File:Kailynlipstickface.jpg |200px|thumb|left|Hello Everyjuaaan!]] ''' "ForeverKailyn" ''' real name '''Kailyn Marie Wilcher-Hughes''' (aka KaiKhaod, LilKaiKaiz, KailynsKreations, SincerelyKailyn) is a fat, lazy, [[Lolwut|narcissistic]], 23-year-old, fail youtuber from [[Chernobyl|Bowie, Maryland]]. She manages to make [[I_can_count_to_potato|Heidi Crowter]] look like a [[Mega_ultra_super_genius|genius]]. For [[psychopath|some reason]], Kailyn has been making [[epic_fail|beauty related videos]] since 2007. [[Fact|She currently holds the world record for producing the most lulz, scandals, and retard drama in a single lifetime]].
what it got changed to:
'''ForeverKailyn''' (Powerword: Kailyn Marie Wilcher-Hughes) is a fat, lazy, [[Lolwut|narcissistic]], 23-year-old, fail YouTuber from [[Chernobyl|Bowie, Maryland]].
...and then they broke up every sentence after that so it's bare af and then they added a border on the quote which created more dead space
when laygins and fafafooey were working on it:
[[File:Kailynlipstickface.jpg |200px|thumb|left|Hello Everyjuaaan!]] ''' "ForeverKailyn" ''' aka '''Kailyn Marie Wilcher-Hughes''' (fka KaiKhaod, LilKaiKaiz, KailynsKreations, SincerelyKailyn) is a fat, lazy, white trash 23-year-old fail youtuber from [[Chernobyl|Bowie, Maryland]]. She manages to make [[I_can_count_to_potato|Heidi Crowter]] look like a [[Mega_ultra_super_genius|genius]]. For [[psychopath|some reason]], Kailyn has been making [[epic_fail|beauty related videos]] since 2007. [[Fact|She currently holds the world record]] for producing the most lulz, scandals, and retard drama in a single lifetime.
""ForeverKailyn" real name Kailyn Marie Wilcher-Hughes"
Is this serious? Is it a GG granny trying to edit it? Why would they change "aka" to "real name" to "powerword" and why would they remove all the "fka" handles? What even
the current intro sounds like a 14 year old wrote it...
laygins and fafafooey should just reedit it every weekend. one of them said they kept a copy of the coding
i'm so confused lulz why did they take out all of her old yt names? and what the fuck is powerword supposed to even mean? and why is best week ever bold when it doesn't have any significance?
yeah buy a dot com or I dunno make a blog and call it moar fail
All that shouldn't go to waste. Maybe post it on the blog aomewhere so it doesn't go to waste.
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