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Lmao lonely blog psycho spent her friday analyzing every single detail in every single jen video then read every single comment about jen on gg THEN came to her favorite dead blog to post her findings to herself. Another poor welfare weekend well spent
pinksofoxy is getting bored with her life, she's in her 30s and has nothing going on, no family, no kids, just her 40-something year old husbint that she is constantly trying to please. now she's obsessed with buying and redoing furniture, decorating her cottage with junk from ross, and gardening. everything is ofc excessive too
whale kai is still doing videos literally the second after she opens a package. the pink and white shirts still have the inspection line sticker on the front..
dafuq @ "not sure we're going to keep" she's lied so much she's conditioned to always say "we're" even though it doesn't make any sense
she gets government hand outs and makes her boyfriends work. that's why she had a kid as soon as roger was taken from her...bigger hand out, plus she made sure she had the kid with someone with a job. but she is and will always be poor af. she has no ambitions whatsoever
if ellen was smart she'd realize that you actually get more government money when your spouse isn't working. hence why so many ladies lie about their spouse working.
lbr though methhead steve probably makes poverty level income, definitely doesn't make more than 30k. would not be surprised at all if he makes less than 25k
ok at first everyone was like omg such big blue eyes but now im starting to wonder if there isnt a problem. thats not normal. there about to pop out of his skull
What's even funnier is that they get so bent out of shape and 'Kai always wins :(' about everything. They think she's gonna get a crap ton of stuff at her baby shower. First of all, Kai has zero friends - I doubt she'll have an actual shower. Mama, grandma and Bella will get her some secondhand baby clothes. And what exactly is Kai winning??! Her life is miserable!! I would seriously kill myself if I had to live like Kai.
How is the saccone joly bitch still preggo??! Judy had her twins already and didn't Anna announce her pregnancy first?!! I guess I thought Anna was further along then Judy by like a month or something. Or I guess she just announced just after she peed on the stick or something.
Maureen Lewis 18 hours ago I went hiking in the mountains today with James Statter and Nathaniel Lee Lewis. It was so much fun Like · Share Colleen SanFilippo, Jose Acosta, Nathaniel Lee Lewis and 3 others like this.
"I heard scratching your belly causes stretch marks. Maybe dont do that."
people are sf dumb. no, you end up scratching/being itchy because you're starting to get stretch-marks. it doesn't cause them it's just the aftereffect of them.
thooper later but anna is still pregnant because her due date was today i think, judy got induced at 37 weeks because twins usually get delivered early. that's why anna is still pregnant... derp
who is making those? you should shoop her face on kailyn's body or maureens and show it to her lmfao. say something like they are pretending to be her.
is ellen still here pretending this is MF and she has all her girls here to bash dani with, projecting onto one of her imaginary characters? GET. A. JOB!
blog psycho couldnt even stay off the blog a whole weekend. she broke her silence last night by screaming at ellen. the poor thing tried but of course failed
oncology nurse expecting the same time as kai. this girl actually lives with her husband and is prepared for a child. isnt this bitch living kai's dream life? tho weird
Once upon a time, a little girl met a little boy and they got married, eventually. The girl was called Jen and the boy was called Don. Together, they made the Ross family! Don worked hard, bringing home much bacon, but poor Jen had nothing to do all day! Poor, poor Jen!
Jen had an idea that maybe caring for a dog would take away some of the loneliness. So, she researched and researched and found the perfect combination of lap dog and high maintenance, to keep her super busy. A Shih Tzu named Winnie came to live at the Ross house, but something still wasn't quite right! Jen realized that if WInnie had the same kind of puppy cut as Yoda, the dog-in-law, she would still not have very much to do! Oh no, what will you do, Jen?
So, one session of brainstorming, journaling and sticker applying later, Jen decides Winnie's hair would stay long, and Jen would buy ALL the things grooming related, including seasonal bows and a professional dog blowdryer! Yes, this was the answer!
Until one day, Jen woke up and read her 'to do' list--remembering to check off 'wake up' (good job, Jen!)--and saw that all she needed to do that day was walk Winnie, play with Winnie, bath Winnie, groom Winnie, feed Winnie, clean the hottub, change a lightbulb, eat the dinner Don made Jen, walk Winnie again, take herself a much needed relaxing bath after a hard day's work, and go to bed! What on earth was she going to do with the other umpteen hours of the day she wasn't sleeping?!
One brainstorming, journaling, sticker applying session later, Jen thinks she seems to like the idea of maybe sewing and quilting! Yes, this will keep her busy! So she buys herself an expensive, brand new sewing machine and ALL the things sewing related....until that gets boring.
Another brainstorming, journaling, sticker applying session later, Jen thinks she seems to like the idea of maybe running and exercising! Yes, this will keep her busy! So she buys herself expensive exercise equipment for the basement, and ALL the things lululemon sells (not to mention some VS sports bras, etc. thrown in) and some super duper running shoes....until that gets boring.
Yet another brainstorming, journaling, sticker applying session later, Jen finds out that her most favoritest place on earth, Disney, sponsors marathon and 1/2 marathon events! Yes, this will keep her busy! So she buys ALL the things Disney related so she can look like the incredible running Princess she knows she is....but these events only happen a couple of times during the year....oh noes!
So, yet another brainstorming, journaling, sticker applying session later, Jen thinks that she seems to like the idea that maybe she will play with nailpolish and makeup! Yes, this will keep her busy! So she buys ALL the things nailpolish and makeup related from Sigma, and Mac, and NYX, and Chanel, and Dior.......oh my, what's happened, Jen? Are you running out of room? Is all your stuff overflowing the McMansion? What to do, what to do?!
A brainstorming, journaling, sticker applying session is called for, pronto!!! Jen thinks that she seems to like the idea that maybe getting ALL the containers and Elfa systems from The Container Store will not only keep her busy, but the mountain of crap that she's starting to accumulate will be hidden from Don and the rest of the family in such a way that her sickness will stay somewhat of a secret! Yay, Jen! What a big girl you are!
But something still isn't right. Poor, poor Jen is so very, very sad! Remember to put a sad face in the journal, Jen! What should she do? A fenzy of brainstorming, journaling, sweat induced sticker applying commences, and this time, the color coordinated pens come out of their pouches! Jen is so serious! Remember to put a serious face in the journal, Jen! She comes to the conclusion that she thinks she likes the idea that maybe since some of the videos she's posted on YouTube got quite a few views and likes, that she would do this on a regular basis! Yes! And......wait for it......she would call this her JOB! And she would label this job Original Content Creator! Oh my Jen, how do you ever come up with these wonderful ideas?! BIG happy face in the journal, Jen!
So Jen decides she needs ALL the things for the video making and editing process: lights, cameras, software, online editing courses, MacBooks, monitors, dongles, cables, iPads, a professional video stabilizer, more lighting, sandbags for the lighting.......wait, Jen, hold on, I'm getting exhausted! What's that you say, Jen? Oh, yes, I forgot....and business cards....sorry, Jen.
Many happy faces and hands clapping stickers in the journal later, Jen thinks this is the life! Not only does she get to buy ALL the things for every whim that enters her feeble, "what's that word, Don?" brain, but she gets to show anyone who cares to watch her from anywhere around the world without having to really do much at all (except in her own mind) or leave the safe, secure, warm & fuzzy, Bath & Body Works candle-hazed home, too often....except to buy more stuff.....yes, Jen, we get it, you love ALL the things!
But wait, something is stirring! Something is blackening the light shining from Jen's sweet, sweet, pimply face! What could it be? Where could it possibly be coming from? Oh noes! The comments section of her YouTube channels?! Say it isn't so! You mean to tell me there are people who are watching Jen and think she is a whack-a-doodle? They think she has a sickness? They think she needs to stop with the baby talk and grow up? They think she makes work for herself and then complains that she has so much work to do, and then insists on calling herself a busy bee when it is all self-induced busy work? HOW DARE THEY!!!11!! THE TERRORISTS!!11!!!!
One crying, sobbing, brainstorming, sticker applying, Washi tape using, ragefully scratching away with different color coded pens, woe-is-me session later, Jen decides she is going to punish the hateful meanies by not vlogging any more....much....maybe.....we'll see......don't go away, really......'cause she still might......but definitely not now......or in the very near future.....Ok, Jen! We get it! You're angry and hurt, but the need for attention is making you feel like a moth attracted to light! We get it, sheesh!
Anyway. The "I've always been a fiercely private person" Original Content Creator has decided to tease people with bits and pieces--morsals, we'll call them--of non-information information in a video, and her blog, and other social media. But please, people! RESPECT HER PRIVACY!!!!!!!
ellen bohn continues to prove she was everything wrong with the blog. she was the dani obsessed loser, the tinychat desperate lonely idiot (buddinz, scarlet), the ladyboners lurker, the jen defender, the GG lurker who c&ps everything.... all ellen j bohn. her blog is dead and she sits here continuing her weird ocd habits all day long. get a JOB already, darling.
What does kai mean when she says she can't drink dark sodas? She probably actually means she can't have caffeinated sodas because she probably can't handle the burning sensation.
Maureen Lewis Teresa Japanesa Lewis when I said I won't go into detail I only meant that I won't talk about what needs to be fixed. So don't even start. 12 hours ago · Like · 1
Janee Pitts For someone who never goes into "detail" i'd guess it would be a 5 page report if you did! lmmfao 11 hours ago · Like · 2
The story of my life, I sit at home to stalk all night To keep ellen warm and time - is tickin' The story of my life, I give her dope I suck her clit until she’s satisfied The story of my life
Maureen Lewisposted toDani E. Styles 10 minutes ago Will you please stop making videos and stop texting my brother? I really don't know what you are talking about or why you keep making videos, but my brother didn't do any of those things you said, so please stop. Like · · Promote
Maureen Lewis if you keep doing it I think I am going to have to block you. 9 minutes ago · Like
yup, kai's stretch marks will never look like that because she'll never lose the weight for them to ever look like that. she'll just keep gaining weight and getting more stretch marks instead
The linked page said up to 40% of women report using powder in this way. What?! I have never heard of this... Is this actually a common thing? Am I the powderless vag minority?
i've heard of guys powdering their balls but girl have an open orifice, why would putting powder in that region even cross their mind?! now they're surprised they're getting cancer well jfc i wonder why
Jen works her ASS off to give you brats content, you entitled bitches bash poor Don for being a casual drinker. Lemme tell you "haters" and "trolls" that Don LOVES Jen. Do any of you even watch her videos? It takes a lot to put up the great content that she does. She put that "out of office" blog post up because she sticks to a schedule, and if she broke it, people (like me) would wonder where she went.... you know, the people actually dedicated and loyal to her? You guys are so rude. Lastly, I think you guys are just jealous that Jen has a Great house, Sweet Hubby, And most importantly a HUGE RACK (GOOD GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE THINGS????)
"ureen Lewis I was running the cash register at work today, and I rang somebody up and gave them their receipt. Then they were standing there without saying anything and I couldn't figure out why. It turns out that I had forgotten to give them their bag of items that I had bagged up. So I gave them the bag, but then the same thing happened again with the next person I rang up. I was definitely having an off day today, lol."
every day is an off day when you're retarded, mooren
wut a fuck up. admitted not wearing a seatbelt and probably smoking and vlogging at the same time as the car crash. and continue to film afterwards. this trailer trash is an attention whore
of course ellen bohn is so bored and lonely she's moved on from her dead blog to fail trolling GG. she's the fake kisha jaguars and that idiot stummy ache.
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Lmao lonely blog psycho spent her friday analyzing every single detail in every single jen video then read every single comment about jen on gg THEN came to her favorite dead blog to post her findings to herself. Another poor welfare weekend well spent
count how many times she says "i puked up mac and cheese"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxWSN701lHg
pinksofoxy is getting bored with her life, she's in her 30s and has nothing going on, no family, no kids, just her 40-something year old husbint that she is constantly trying to please. now she's obsessed with buying and redoing furniture, decorating her cottage with junk from ross, and gardening. everything is ofc excessive too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxWSN701lHg
Someone needs to set this to music, it is like rap!
Jens gratitude journal entry today
Weenie is my best friend
Chicago Internet service is better than Orlando Utah or California. Those puthies live in the sticks
My housekeeper and gardener is better than yours
I add a purse to pinterest and don buys it for me
I had a cupcake for lunch and didn't write it in the journal.
Kai looks 10 months pregnant. Yeah sure you've only gained 12 pounds and the dr says you're totes healthy! You look like a whale kailyn.
she can barely catch her breath to talk because her lungs are already compressed from her fat gut
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3kxEqYYO8Q&list=UUcTOxD7vpV4nKT2O1hdNxBw
whale kai is still doing videos literally the second after she opens a package. the pink and white shirts still have the inspection line sticker on the front..
dafuq @ "not sure we're going to keep" she's lied so much she's conditioned to always say "we're" even though it doesn't make any sense
lulz she has lipstick on her teeth the entire video. and what does she mean they've had a ~bad winter~ srsly wut? such a fas rere
I have a question, how the hell does ellen bohn get money with no job? Ijs somejuan has to be paying for her apartment.
blog loser you almost made it an entire day without talking about ellen bohn. i applaud your progress no matter how small it may be
she gets government hand outs and makes her boyfriends work. that's why she had a kid as soon as roger was taken from her...bigger hand out, plus she made sure she had the kid with someone with a job. but she is and will always be poor af. she has no ambitions whatsoever
of fucking course ellen bohn was sitting on the dead blog F5ing and was ready to comment the second her name was mentioned
if ellen was smart she'd realize that you actually get more government money when your spouse isn't working. hence why so many ladies lie about their spouse working.
lbr though methhead steve probably makes poverty level income, definitely doesn't make more than 30k. would not be surprised at all if he makes less than 25k
Kisses for the girls!
kisses, auntie!
*smiles*
kisses for aunt tee!
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lmao @ blahcakes Cute! What plans do you have in your room today?
yesterday must have been SLPTGO or shut-in losers pretend to go outside day
kai cant lie for shit "i went to the park" are we sure kai isnt 24/7 blog loser?
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ok at first everyone was like omg such big blue eyes but now im starting to wonder if there isnt a problem. thats not normal. there about to pop out of his skull
lmao ofc theyre knocked up stay home daughters as whaaallleee
What's even funnier is that they get so bent out of shape and 'Kai always wins :(' about everything. They think she's gonna get a crap ton of stuff at her baby shower. First of all, Kai has zero friends - I doubt she'll have an actual shower. Mama, grandma and Bella will get her some secondhand baby clothes. And what exactly is Kai winning??! Her life is miserable!! I would seriously kill myself if I had to live like Kai.
How is the saccone joly bitch still preggo??! Judy had her twins already and didn't Anna announce her pregnancy first?!! I guess I thought Anna was further along then Judy by like a month or something. Or I guess she just announced just after she peed on the stick or something.
ellen does have a job! she's a cashier at taco bell! u mad?
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ellen does have a job! she's a cashier at taco bell! u mad?
Ok blog loser, sitting there TRYING to defend ellen bohn when you yourself don't even have a job. Must be nice.
4:05 is ellen.
ellen does have a job! she's a cashier at taco bell! u mad?
hi ellen.
does she have kai's face shape?
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The pic on the right is from last summer oddly enough. Imagine how much MORE weight she has gained since then.
why is icecream so addicting? and why do people always devour it when i bring an icecream cake to a party?
Maureen Lewis
18 hours ago
I went hiking in the mountains today with James Statter and Nathaniel Lee Lewis. It was so much fun
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She also posted pics on facebook and twitter.
post the pics!
can you link me to the pics? I can't see her twitter or fb.
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can you link me to the pics? I can't see her twitter or fb.
Keep trying, ellen.
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It looks like she's torturing him with the faces they are making.
I think maureen should keep her hair like that tbh. It actually looks nice.
It looks like she's torturing him with the faces they are making.
ikr? how is it that literally every pic they takes manages to look like this in some form or another?
that's really nice. nothing like a good hike in nature. =)
5:13 are you being serious?
On the maternity clothes haul
Digby Haskins21 hours ago
You need to get a new wig. This one looks wrecked.
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hover hand lmfao
how old is that balding fail whale?
i do that with people's pets. i run right past the kids/bbs and goo-goo-ga-ga over their precious sweet animals.
i try to go play with the pets first but the slobbering attention whore children tackle me first ugh. needy
lmao at momo's ac/dc shirt. youre 30 hun
According to momo he is 30, but lbr he looks like he's pushing 40 easily. And he is only 3 years older than her.
How old is maureen? I thought she was 27?
http://instagram.com/p/l5QIpIn1L5/
some one ask if she took her belly ring out yet
can you imagine seeing that pregnant whale out in public
How old is maureen? I thought she was 27?
Who cares? Even 27 is too old for that shirt imo.
5:13 are you being serious?
what? i said nothing like a good hike in nature. what's so wrong about that? nature, hiking...it's popular, good for your mental and physical health.
"I heard scratching your belly causes stretch marks. Maybe dont do that."
people are sf dumb. no, you end up scratching/being itchy because you're starting to get stretch-marks. it doesn't cause them it's just the aftereffect of them.
^.^
what? i said nothing like a good hike in nature. what's so wrong about that? nature, hiking...it's popular, good for your mental and physical health.
it sounded like you were being sarcastic tbh but w/e
it sounded like you were being sarcastic tbh but w/e
no, hon, sweetie, poopy-pie that's the tone and way i talk! =)
no, hon, sweetie, poopy-pie that's the tone and way i talk! =)
^^is somebody actually jealous of maureen? sweetie, you need to get out more for one thing.
^^is somebody actually jealous of maureen? sweetie, you need to get out more for one thing.
GO FOR A HIKE, ELLEN AND GO SHOVE A PINECONE UP YER ASS YA FREAK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzNzIYakH1c
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^maureen seriously looks like a 12 year old in that pic. which is NOT a compliment.
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Followthegolden rule is not amused.
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dani is not responding to me. are you texting her bb?
i can't believe GG is seriously better than the blog.
ok ellen, are you having fun F5ing your dead blog all day everyday?
wtf happened to dani
is ellen still pretending anyone but her gave a shit about dani? delete this fail blog and stop embarrassing yourself.
what did u do 2 dani u sicko?
thooper later but anna is still pregnant because her due date was today i think, judy got induced at 37 weeks because twins usually get delivered early. that's why anna is still pregnant... derp
no one knows or cares, ellen bohn. are you still trying to make that retard happen? and on a DEAD blog?
Kisses for the girls!
kisses, aunt tea! yassss henny spill that tea! throw that shade! aunt teas!
The backs of my ears smell like cheese when I rub them and I like it. Anyone else?
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who is making those? you should shoop her face on kailyn's body or maureens and show it to her lmfao. say something like they are pretending to be her.
she is making them herself!
Aww I hope Maureen gets the job! She needs a full time job, and $18/hr will be like a million dollars to her. Good luck, Maureen! <3
ok ellen and you of course were here 24/7 not missing a second
is ellen still here pretending this is MF and she has all her girls here to bash dani with, projecting onto one of her imaginary characters? GET. A. JOB!
the blog wishes you were imaginary, honey. unfortunately, you're very real and very psychotic.
blog psycho couldnt even stay off the blog a whole weekend. she broke her silence last night by screaming at ellen. the poor thing tried but of course failed
*dont rage dont rage dont rage dont rage dont rage*
whats our favorite hippopotamus doing today?
rnshayne My belly feels like it's going to explode pretty much all the time lol!
mskailynmarie @rnshayne I don't feel huge lol
oh, sweetie.
http://instagram.com/rnshayne
oncology nurse expecting the same time as kai. this girl actually lives with her husband and is prepared for a child. isnt this bitch living kai's dream life? tho weird
"mskailynmarie @rnshayne I don't feel huge lol"
is.....is she serious? maybe because she was bigger than huge before she even got pregnant
kai was responding to this comment..
rnshayne That's great! Other than feeling HUGE it is so nice to have some energy back :)
that girl is half of kai's size lmao
do i dip the ranch in the bb?
judy's twins are not cute. they look like skinny, preemie monkeys.
Drusilla bb what u doin
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sahrry, you have to go to this link for the first one
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*dont rage dont rage dont rage dont rage dont rage*
honey, try taking your meds for once and you'll be fine.
honey, try taking your meds for once and you'll be fine.
don't you think you should take your own advice, ellen?
Doesn't maureen own any age-appropriate clothes? She looks like a teenager in that first pic.
Once upon a time, a little girl met a little boy and they got married, eventually. The girl was called Jen and the boy was called Don. Together, they made the Ross family! Don worked hard, bringing home much bacon, but poor Jen had nothing to do all day! Poor, poor Jen!
Jen had an idea that maybe caring for a dog would take away some of the loneliness. So, she researched and researched and found the perfect combination of lap dog and high maintenance, to keep her super busy. A Shih Tzu named Winnie came to live at the Ross house, but something still wasn't quite right! Jen realized that if WInnie had the same kind of puppy cut as Yoda, the dog-in-law, she would still not have very much to do! Oh no, what will you do, Jen?
So, one session of brainstorming, journaling and sticker applying later, Jen decides Winnie's hair would stay long, and Jen would buy ALL the things grooming related, including seasonal bows and a professional dog blowdryer! Yes, this was the answer!
Until one day, Jen woke up and read her 'to do' list--remembering to check off 'wake up' (good job, Jen!)--and saw that all she needed to do that day was walk Winnie, play with Winnie, bath Winnie, groom Winnie, feed Winnie, clean the hottub, change a lightbulb, eat the dinner Don made Jen, walk Winnie again, take herself a much needed relaxing bath after a hard day's work, and go to bed! What on earth was she going to do with the other umpteen hours of the day she wasn't sleeping?!
One brainstorming, journaling, sticker applying session later, Jen thinks she seems to like the idea of maybe sewing and quilting! Yes, this will keep her busy! So she buys herself an expensive, brand new sewing machine and ALL the things sewing related....until that gets boring.
Another brainstorming, journaling, sticker applying session later, Jen thinks she seems to like the idea of maybe running and exercising! Yes, this will keep her busy! So she buys herself expensive exercise equipment for the basement, and ALL the things lululemon sells (not to mention some VS sports bras, etc. thrown in) and some super duper running shoes....until that gets boring.
Yet another brainstorming, journaling, sticker applying session later, Jen finds out that her most favoritest place on earth, Disney, sponsors marathon and 1/2 marathon events! Yes, this will keep her busy! So she buys ALL the things Disney related so she can look like the incredible running Princess she knows she is....but these events only happen a couple of times during the year....oh noes!
So, yet another brainstorming, journaling, sticker applying session later, Jen thinks that she seems to like the idea that maybe she will play with nailpolish and makeup! Yes, this will keep her busy! So she buys ALL the things nailpolish and makeup related from Sigma, and Mac, and NYX, and Chanel, and Dior.......oh my, what's happened, Jen? Are you running out of room? Is all your stuff overflowing the McMansion? What to do, what to do?!
A brainstorming, journaling, sticker applying session is called for, pronto!!! Jen thinks that she seems to like the idea that maybe getting ALL the containers and Elfa systems from The Container Store will not only keep her busy, but the mountain of crap that she's starting to accumulate will be hidden from Don and the rest of the family in such a way that her sickness will stay somewhat of a secret! Yay, Jen! What a big girl you are!
But something still isn't right. Poor, poor Jen is so very, very sad! Remember to put a sad face in the journal, Jen! What should she do? A fenzy of brainstorming, journaling, sweat induced sticker applying commences, and this time, the color coordinated pens come out of their pouches! Jen is so serious! Remember to put a serious face in the journal, Jen! She comes to the conclusion that she thinks she likes the idea that maybe since some of the videos she's posted on YouTube got quite a few views and likes, that she would do this on a regular basis! Yes! And......wait for it......she would call this her JOB! And she would label this job Original Content Creator! Oh my Jen, how do you ever come up with these wonderful ideas?! BIG happy face in the journal, Jen!
So Jen decides she needs ALL the things for the video making and editing process: lights, cameras, software, online editing courses, MacBooks, monitors, dongles, cables, iPads, a professional video stabilizer, more lighting, sandbags for the lighting.......wait, Jen, hold on, I'm getting exhausted! What's that you say, Jen? Oh, yes, I forgot....and business cards....sorry, Jen.
Many happy faces and hands clapping stickers in the journal later, Jen thinks this is the life! Not only does she get to buy ALL the things for every whim that enters her feeble, "what's that word, Don?" brain, but she gets to show anyone who cares to watch her from anywhere around the world without having to really do much at all (except in her own mind) or leave the safe, secure, warm & fuzzy, Bath & Body Works candle-hazed home, too often....except to buy more stuff.....yes, Jen, we get it, you love ALL the things!
But wait, something is stirring! Something is blackening the light shining from Jen's sweet, sweet, pimply face! What could it be? Where could it possibly be coming from? Oh noes! The comments section of her YouTube channels?! Say it isn't so! You mean to tell me there are people who are watching Jen and think she is a whack-a-doodle? They think she has a sickness? They think she needs to stop with the baby talk and grow up? They think she makes work for herself and then complains that she has so much work to do, and then insists on calling herself a busy bee when it is all self-induced busy work? HOW DARE THEY!!!11!! THE TERRORISTS!!11!!!!
One crying, sobbing, brainstorming, sticker applying, Washi tape using, ragefully scratching away with different color coded pens, woe-is-me session later, Jen decides she is going to punish the hateful meanies by not vlogging any more....much....maybe.....we'll see......don't go away, really......'cause she still might......but definitely not now......or in the very near future.....Ok, Jen! We get it! You're angry and hurt, but the need for attention is making you feel like a moth attracted to light! We get it, sheesh!
Anyway. The "I've always been a fiercely private person" Original Content Creator has decided to tease people with bits and pieces--morsals, we'll call them--of non-information information in a video, and her blog, and other social media. But please, people! RESPECT HER PRIVACY!!!!!!!
fuck or flee??
http://imgur.com/r/ladybonersgw/0tAE05g
ellen bohn continues to prove she was everything wrong with the blog. she was the dani obsessed loser, the tinychat desperate lonely idiot (buddinz, scarlet), the ladyboners lurker, the jen defender, the GG lurker who c&ps everything.... all ellen j bohn. her blog is dead and she sits here continuing her weird ocd habits all day long. get a JOB already, darling.
Maureen is ellen's new obsession now apparently. Run, momo!
What does kai mean when she says she can't drink dark sodas? She probably actually means she can't have caffeinated sodas because she probably can't handle the burning sensation.
does anyone watch the show 'My Mad Fat Diary'? the fat girl looks like dani
http://i.imgur.com/0DppKGY.jpg
this guy is sexy af
dani just gave me kendyls and Drusilla's phone number loooll. I'm using text plus.
ellen, who are you talking to?
http://imgur.com/r/ladybonersgw/0tAE05g
maybe just chop off his dick and use it? I mean, it looks like it might have girth....
my auntie she don't call me on the telephone. i don't even know where the hell she goes! :(
http://youtu.be/4bpNSPn-PJ4
My favorite guru is coming back!
Who dat be?
lmfao omg is that ellen?
aww ellen's twin is returning!
is there a dani chat going on? i haven't had any fun with her since the summer.
ellen is still pretending to be multiple girls and pretending they care about dani. pathetic.
im not ellen, and i don't care about dani, im just bored and want to go in one of her chats. jesus christ. not everyone is ellen j bohn.
I'm obsessed with Lets Not Meet reddit. I love true creepy stories.
no chat bb. here's her links tho
http://tinychat.com/officialdaniacs
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF9LRAVQOlwqyMTL1GbR6gw
http://ask.fm/VerifiedYTDani
ellen bohn you really need to stop talking to yourself and seek mental help immediately.
Maureen Lewis Teresa Japanesa Lewis when I said I won't go into detail I only meant that I won't talk about what needs to be fixed. So don't even start.
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Janee Pitts For someone who never goes into "detail" i'd guess it would be a 5 page report if you did! lmmfao
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mooren's own family even laughs at her
http://imgur.com/r/ladybonersgw/owkPosj
CHODE!!
Lulz another tiny cock, this time with a fupa
http://imgur.com/r/ladybonersgw/9oXCytP
Pedo smile
http://imgur.com/r/ladybonersgw/9COKFec
Can you losers do something important and troll rapist Matt or something?
no more vlogging https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85VlbZqJICQ
wishy washy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu0kI8q5PKQ
no juan curr
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oh so ellen bohn still hasn't sought out mental help and is still here talking to herself?
http://www.organizedjen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/OOO-650x179.png
Out of Office
I will not be updating my blog all week and won't be on to moderate. I will return to regular patrolling on Monday! Have a great week, gorgeous girls!
-Ellen Bohn, Author and Moderator of The Sunflower Academy Blog and Part-Time Cashier at Taco Bell
i got the 777th comment. tho lucky!
The story of my life, I sit at home
to stalk all night
To keep ellen warm and time -
is tickin'
The story of my life, I give her dope
I suck her clit until she’s satisfied
The story of my life
lol what did you text to kendyl and drusilla, ellen?
LMAO!
Maureen Lewisposted toDani E. Styles
10 minutes ago
Will you please stop making videos and stop texting my brother? I really don't know what you are talking about or why you keep making videos, but my brother didn't do any of those things you said, so please stop.
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Maureen Lewis if you keep doing it I think I am going to have to block you.
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lmfao omg. hahahahah dani is prob texting up a storm to poor nathan
his response to all this: I guess wow neat
it's just one bottom of the barrel loser named ellen bohn
Pinkiecharm is going back to youtoobe
Dani made this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTQCj1qPov8&feature=youtu.be
Dani desrves to be harassed for harassing sweet, innocent maureen. What goes around comes around, honey.
Dani desrves to be harassed for harassing sweet, innocent maureen. What goes around comes around, honey.
Stay mad, smellen!
http://distilleryimage4.ak.instagram.com/8980fb86b49311e39d1d0a90bdc567e4_8.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSE2D3igPeI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NYaUc4qvDM
i like dani the best tbh. she's so fun to troll
i like dani the best tbh. she's so fun to troll
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This page is for Dani and her daniacs! Drusilla, Kendyl and the newest one, Kitten!
omg this skeeves me out! kai after pregnancy tbh
http://smg.photobucket.com/user/heatherf/media/CIMG7047.jpg.html?t=1274479501
i bet kai will get torn down there right after she shits herself.
yup, kai's stretch marks will never look like that because she'll never lose the weight for them to ever look like that. she'll just keep gaining weight and getting more stretch marks instead
http://www.topclassactions.com/lawsuit-settlements/lawsuit-news/18721-baby-powder-danger-johnsons-baby-powder-cancer-shower-shower-class-action-lawsuit-investigation/
i guess i live under a rock because i don't understand why the fuck women are putting baby powder are their puthyth to begin with
The linked page said up to 40% of women report using powder in this way. What?! I have never heard of this...
Is this actually a common thing? Am I the powderless vag minority?
i've heard of guys powdering their balls but girl have an open orifice, why would putting powder in that region even cross their mind?! now they're surprised they're getting cancer well jfc i wonder why
Jen works her ASS off to give you brats content, you entitled bitches bash poor Don for being a casual drinker. Lemme tell you "haters" and "trolls" that Don LOVES Jen. Do any of you even watch her videos? It takes a lot to put up the great content that she does. She put that "out of office" blog post up because she sticks to a schedule, and if she broke it, people (like me) would wonder where she went.... you know, the people actually dedicated and loyal to her? You guys are so rude. Lastly, I think you guys are just jealous that Jen has a Great house, Sweet Hubby, And most importantly a HUGE RACK (GOOD GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE THINGS????)
I cannot wait for this devil child to be born. Mama will have to reres to chauffeur around to walmart and the far away mall on special occasions.
My rere is showing *two
http://distilleryimage2.ak.instagram.com/91f5cfd2b4e611e38bf30e4fe8b5a856_8.jpg
I can't stop laughing!
it's so cute how ellen bohn wakes up at 4am to start commenting on her dead blog and make it look active! such dedication!
smellen stop harassing dani and her daniacs!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=FFIpDZD4x6Q
lulzy GG discovered stummy ache opened another account to troll Jens thread. Caught!
lmfao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn2DWoTai5g&list=UUF9LRAVQOlwqyMTL1GbR6gw
a spammer won blair's balenciaga bag giveaway lmao
http://instagram.com/p/l_KC_Vs7C2/
Maybe somejuan can tell me why dani is up maureen's brother's ass all of a sudden? Does she think he's into her or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQpCHFOqX3M&list=UUF9LRAVQOlwqyMTL1GbR6gw
she probably doesn't even realize that he's a bit on the slow side irl.
no. the trolls just tell dani all these random and bizarre things. the bowie socialites are great characters to use for inspiration.
she probably doesn't even realize that he's a bit on the slow side irl.
sweetie, she doesnt even know shes on the slow side!
dani sounds kinda sexy here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQpCHFOqX3M&list=UUF9LRAVQOlwqyMTL1GbR6gw
sweetie, she doesnt even know shes on the slow side!
ok ellen. does putting dani down make you feel better about yourself, honey? be honest.
i <3 dani. such a precious lil sweetheart.
Nathaniel probably thinks dani is insane.
i bet he "i guess wow neat" his way to hell.
“ being part squid is very unique, we get to have friend and attract alot of guys too... i know ive attracted louie”- Dani
Kai please get a haircut like Chelsea's. Just show mama her vid and she'll be able to duplicate it no prob.
Who is Chelsea?
have you seen a sexier black lady?
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-v2oFQFFdvFw/UFdQITlZ3XI/AAAAAAAAADA/95NJ1_y_zvY/w450-h451-no/Chelsia+17..jpg
http://gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?p=756708#p756708
is this lucy ann lawer? fivehead is still butthurt about the mf girls going too far. :'(
"ureen Lewis
I was running the cash register at work today, and I rang somebody up and gave them their receipt. Then they were standing there without saying anything and I couldn't figure out why. It turns out that I had forgotten to give them their bag of items that I had bagged up. So I gave them the bag, but then the same thing happened again with the next person I rang up. I was definitely having an off day today, lol."
every day is an off day when you're retarded, mooren
Its almost club night!!!
http://i.imgur.com/Ej8i7kR.gif
all the whackadoodle loons gather right here! if only dr loomis were still alive
loving all those raging comments on blairs IG. bitch was too lazy to take five seconds and make sure the winner wasnt a spammer.
^ lulz right? shows she never looks at her social media except to upload something sponsored
LOL Blair. Never forget.
"Happy 9/11 !!!!! I feel hounded to be in NYC on a day like this. Yay USA.
http://gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?p=756708#p756708
is this lucy ann lawer? fivehead is still butthurt about the mf girls going too far. :'(
no lucy ann lawer is now blameitonthealtitude
wut a fuck up. admitted not wearing a seatbelt and probably smoking and vlogging at the same time as the car crash. and continue to film afterwards. this trailer trash is an attention whore
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-X335RJZ1Y&feature=share&list=UUaZd5D0MVyZUUd-ce5jnCIg
^
LMFAO! i hope the other driver's lawyer finds that video.
other driver left the scene. don't know who the other driver was.
okay kisha
Dat you kisha?
Why is ellen even here? I know she doesn't have a job, but doesn't she have a baby to take care of and housework to do?
who cares?
Can we just take a moment to remember Kai raped someone. Kai, raped someone. Kai. KAI.
Kai
i think that gger who was gonna get the rape report died
who cares?
^u mad, ellen?
Kai's rape is old news. This is lulzy
http://gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=10154&start=125
of course ellen bohn is so bored and lonely she's moved on from her dead blog to fail trolling GG. she's the fake kisha jaguars and that idiot stummy ache.
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