Friday, 1 November 2013

Kailyn’s lies have been confirmed!

Our Kween devised a “fool proof” and “crafty” plan to pretend that Madd ‘Goomba’ Hughes lives with her and Mama at the Wilcher Estate. The Pretty Ladies were very much aware of her bullshit to start with, so many ape cackles ensued when proof of her lies surfaced from the sources of Momos Twitter and the grannies at GG. Kailyn uploaded a couple of videos explaining the living situation and proceeded to tell us that she wouldn’t be proving he is there and that we can either believe it or not *bitchface*.  She also was called out numerous times on Instagram, which prompted a deleting spree. Be more obvious Kai!


From Momo's Twitter. The proof that Madd still works in his local Walmart, after Kailyn insisted he had transferred to Bowie.




Kailyn's Chit Chat VLOG- Different Videos, BlogTV, Marriage…


The usually slow grandmas at GG noticed that many of the photos from Kai's fail Instagram had been taken at the Hughes mansion, although bbwhale insisted they were at the Sunflower Estate with Mama. Kailyn also pretended to be a culinary Goddess by "cooking" a rather fetching pizza with pancake mix and burning some cookie dough straight out of a packet.



If you’re reading this bbwhale then don’t insult the intelligence of the Pretty Ladies! You will always be called out sharry!

Meanwhile in Hollywood, Maryland. Maureen Lewis and her brand new fuckwhale have made things Facebook official! Momo is gagging for marriage and crotch turds, but James Statter isn't willing to reveal his chode to her jumanji bush just yet.

These tweets came shortly after Keef Beard was begging momo to let him move in. Maureen was considering it at first, even though she had to drive ages to ride his beluga chode in the past. No more aspie puthy for you Keef! 



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Anonymous said...

"was that copy and pasted from GG?"

mte. like 90% of kai's hoard is expired, she doesn't know how to sanitize, and she gets cold sores. nobody wants her rancid disgusting makeup. she gets a $700 disability ass check every month, she's too greedy to spend it on anyone else but herself as she has shown for YEARS.

Anonymous said...

cute? it has beady sunken eyes, a hog's nose and teeth like bunny meyer with the body frame of kailyn wilcher

Anonymous said...

i think they're cute ;|

i think skunks and racoons are all cute too. i don't think there are animals ugly enough to look like rachel or kai

Anonymous said...

trying too hard ^^

Anonymous said...

i think they're cute too, pl. not raccoons tho. those little fuckers are mean.

Anonymous said...

at least there are definitely some kai typa fish: http://www.chicagonow.com/lists-that-actually-matter/files/2011/06/Blobfish-1.gif

http://newjustin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/shreck-shark-pic-splashnews-com-109435717.jpg

Anonymous said...

casey seems a little too happy to have someone to argue with on this fine thursday night

Anonymous said...

the porcupine is trying to hard to be cute. i mean, running around like a puppy? yeah right. you are kidding NO ONE porcupine honey. you are the fat hideous hunchback of the animal world. give it up already

Anonymous said...

himself? he is literally talking to himself and he was the one who wrote the long winded gg comment which is why he's now being a fail after everyone bitchfaced it. same random capitalization and everything in all his comments.

Anonymous said...

http://youtu.be/EhJ9bhScvXM

pet skunk lulz

Anonymous said...

himself? he is literally talking to himself and he was the one who wrote the long winded gg comment which is why he's now being a fail after everyone bitchfaced it. same random capitalization and everything in all his comments.

you're right casey. thanks for the inside scoop on your MO

Anonymous said...

LMAOOOOO the porcupine is sitting there on it's big fat quilled ass writing comments praising itself!

Anonymous said...

i want to see a raven irl. there is one on yt that talks and i always find myself watching videos of it every so often when i'm bored.

Anonymous said...

Remember when we were watching the crazy opossum lady videos one night? Lulz her opossum had a better life than hippo kai

Anonymous said...

ravens are wondrous beings! i lahve birds. i have a couple and they're so smart and cuddly. :)

Anonymous said...

Remember when we were watching the crazy opossum lady videos one night? Lulz her opossum had a better life than hippo kai


uhhhh...sweetie, that was just you. crazy girl...

Anonymous said...

LMAOOOOO the porcupine is sitting there on it's big fat quilled ass writing comments praising itself!

jealous that a porcupine has a better owner and life than you? sad.

Anonymous said...

uhhhh...sweetie, that was just you. crazy girl...

lmao i was thinking the same thing. i never remember that night and I am literally here 24/7 365 days a year, no naps.

Anonymous said...

jealous that a porcupine has a better owner and life than you? sad.

ok, porcupine. keep raging because no juan finds you cute

Anonymous said...

the porcupine needs to go on a low fat diet

Anonymous said...

of course casey is babbling to himself on the dead blog on yet another saturday night.

Anonymous said...

ravens are wondrous beings! i lahve birds. i have a couple and they're so smart and cuddly. :)

she sits on the blog with her obese domestic raven sitting on her shoulder pooping down her back

Anonymous said...

Go suck petas dick you cunt.

MMM PETA's dick is so big and HARD yahm yahm

Anonymous said...

gaysey is on overtime tonight!

Anonymous said...

gaysey is on overtime tonight!

and what are you doing, fat retard? i bet you fancy yourself a genuine pretty lady! the nerve!

Anonymous said...

gaysey is on overtime tonight!


ESL retard is now the blogs rere narrator? rofl.

Anonymous said...

the blog narrator lmao

Anonymous said...

"pretty lady" is a joke. it's basically a sarcastic term to describe the fat obese swine that linger on this blog.

Anonymous said...

Casey then wiped his brow and hit f5 for the 789th time that day...

Anonymous said...

every time i see some fat pig use the term pl i immediately know they are an obese housewife/gger thinking they are pulling some covert operation when they are on this blog

Anonymous said...

i hate that cute/rare animals can be taken and domesticated by idiots for no reason. but some wild animals get taken from the wild habitat for good reasons too... injuries, preserving the population from extinction, babies neglected by mothers, or mothers becoming roadkill, which is why nature reserves and wildlife sanctuaries exist. i think the rare animals that get ripped from the wild because of idiots get the most backlash, like the idiots who hunted an albino moose which was sacred to the native people in the area, people were pissssed about that

Anonymous said...

breeders and pet shops need to be BANT

Anonymous said...

pets shops do yeah, but i don't think breeders should be if they're reputable.

Anonymous said...

*hugs all the fellow animal lovers*

i gave some moron on yahoo a tongue lashing over that pregnant mako shark that was killed because its weight was a record breaker, but it was PREGNANT hello! the baby was almost full term so they really fucked up that little section of ecosystem just for a fucking trophy

Anonymous said...

lol failtroll can't comprehend how several ladies can think that teddy bear the porcupine is cute. her obese rere mind assumes its the same person raging

Anonymous said...

I bought my dog from an amazing breeder and he was in perfect health for nearly 17 years which is great considering he was a big dog. All the breeders I have ever considered have managed to breed out any abnormalities so they would be showing standard.

Anonymous said...

backyard breeders you mean, dummy.

no fucktard. pugs, bulldogs, shar peis etc.. have so many health problems yet morons keep breeding them because morons pay hundreds for them when the shelters are filled to the brim with perfectly healthy animals that need a home. turn your brain on

Anonymous said...

I read a story about fishers killing a shark just because the shark ~supposedly~ burped up a human leg. So they killed it and ripped open the stomach and it had definitely ate a human. I will never understand the mentality of humans thinking they can kill animals just because a human overstepped their bounds and deserved to be bit/ate/etc

Anonymous said...

All the puppies they bred came with hip scores too

Anonymous said...

people who buy dogs don't even make sense. cool you paid hundreds or thousands of dollars to own a dog that was the result of dogs forced to mate. congreats! meanwhile sane people go to the local shelter and get an awesome mutt for a small adoption fee.

Anonymous said...

mmhm if you look up what the majority of dog breeds used to look like they look entirely different than today. dog shows are the main reason dogs have been so unrecognizably inbred over generations

Anonymous said...

dogs are gross PERIOD. ew they eat cat turds, drool, rub their heiny hole all over the carpet, they hump everything just ew

Anonymous said...

no fucktard. pugs, bulldogs, shar peis etc.. have so many health problems yet morons keep breeding them because morons pay hundreds for them when the shelters are filled to the brim with perfectly healthy animals that need a home. turn your brain on



omg you're probably an inbreaded POS and that is why you're so butthurt over inbreaded dogs!got ya you 3 fingered mongloid.

Anonymous said...

My neighbor bought a small dog from a pet shop and he got arthritis when he was 4 which is pretty sad. All the other people I know who have puppy mill dogs have health issues as well. Its sad but those greedy cunts won't give up on breeding just yet, I bet a lot of them are Asian. 50% of the dogs and cats are sold and the other half goes into their chow mein.

Anonymous said...

my bf wants to get a pug or boston terrier. i refuse because of the problems those breeds have. i've always had mutts from the pound and they were the best dogs.

Anonymous said...

dogs are gross PERIOD. ew they eat cat turds, drool, rub their heiny hole all over the carpet, they hump everything just ew

that sounds like the ogres of this blog

Anonymous said...

gourds aren't "mini pumpkins", they are just pumpkins. i have never heard or read of anyone call a pumpkin a gourd though, so i'm thinking you might be from some dumpy 3rd world country.

Anonymous said...

rub their heiny hole all over the carpet



that means they have something wrong with them... it's not something a normal, healthy dog does.

Anonymous said...

i will always adopt but i want a samoyed sf bad.

Anonymous said...

My Uncle has 2 pugs and one of them had to have surgery because her heart was in the wrong place, I'm not sure where they got them from though. Pugs are also hard to fly with because they can potentially die, so if you were considering immigrating then you would have to wait until they died or put them up for adoption.

Anonymous said...

gourds aren't "mini pumpkins", they are just pumpkins. i have never heard or read of anyone call a pumpkin a gourd though, so i'm thinking you might be from some dumpy 3rd world country.

you're just splitting hairs now. go take your meds. we dont need another red velvet cake disaster from you

Anonymous said...

i will always adopt but i want a samoyed sf bad.


well maybe if you ask your mommy or daddy for xmas

Anonymous said...

I have a Yorkie I have papers I saw the mom it is Yorkie.

Anonymous said...

pugs eye sockets aren't even big enough for their eyes. their eyes pop out of their head at the slightest trauma. they have an adorable personality but to me its cruel to continue on breeding them when they have such medical problems

Anonymous said...

11:09#1 I had a samoyed. He was really healthy, I recommend getting one. They're really playful and love being around people. Train them well in puppyhood though because they can be disobedient.

Anonymous said...

red velvet cake is just normal cake colored red..

Anonymous said...

nooooo. red velvet is chocolate cake! get it right already. jfc.

Anonymous said...

Their hair goes everywhere too pl. You will vacuum and leave the room for like 5 minutes and their will be fur on the carpet again lulz. He was an amazing dog though, I love dogs in the Spitz family so I will either get another Samoyed from the same breeder as my original one or a different breed.

Anonymous said...

dogs smell like fail troll

Anonymous said...

i still lol that kai thought she was going to be a card carrying youtube socialite with her yorkie pup

Anonymous said...

What many people do to make red velvet is take chocolate cake and add red food coloring, which isn't real red velvet. Red velvet is really more of a cross between vanilla and chocolate and made with buttermilk. It only has a hint of a chocolate flavor with most recipes only calling for a few tablespoons in order to give you a hint of chocolate taste. The red usually comes from food coloring, but some people use beets.

Anonymous said...

im such a hippie i make red velvet cake and leave out the food coloring. it looks like diarrhea but it tastes the same

Anonymous said...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/Phenotypic_spectrum_of_the_Chinese_Shar-Pei.png


""Following strong selection for the “wrinkled” skin phenotype, Shar-Pei dogs in the western world most commonly present as the meatmouth type (A–C). The traditional type of Shar-Pei (D) is the ancestral version and is still common in China."

groce

Anonymous said...

i made a red velvet cheesecake brownie thing a few weeks ago. the amount of red food coloring you have to add is unreal.

Anonymous said...

ikr she might as well gotten a random puppy from the pound. kailyn always loses

Anonymous said...

i made a red velvet cake on my bfs face when he ate my puthy during shark week

Anonymous said...

i don't have to add red food coloring to my red velvet cake. the blood from my hemorrhoids covers it.

Anonymous said...

kai and mama got scammed lmao.

Anonymous said...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/Phenotypic_spectrum_of_the_Chinese_Shar-Pei.png



omg. it's legs look like the back of shrekberry's knees from that one video.

Anonymous said...

I'm allowed to have a Yorkie too.

Kailyn wilcher when she got her fail puppy in 2010.


Didn't bella have her birthday in October ? Lol Kai doesn't even bother with the poor mutt anymore.

Anonymous said...

it happens in cats too. the sphinx cat was a gene mutation that should not have been continued. those cats have a hard time with skin allergies and other problems unrelated to skin. the mentality of "lets breed it because its different" needs to change

Anonymous said...

BELLA IS A YORKIE! lulz i lahve how every time she posts a pic of bella someone always asks what she's mixed with or mentions that she looks like a schnauzer.

Anonymous said...

samoyed lady, find a samoyed rescue local to you.

Anonymous said...

i don't have to add red food coloring to my red velvet cake. the blood from my hemorrhoids covers it.

Tell us more! How many do you have now? It has been so long since I've seen a picture of them.

Anonymous said...

And its encrusted in scabs and hemorrhoids

Anonymous said...

abscess draining video time!!

http://youtu.be/EBYmiqad_-M

Anonymous said...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/an-animal-control-officer-rants-quits-on-craigsli


anytime i think about breeders i think about this rant =[

Anonymous said...

thooo, was smellen the one who posted mooren's "in a relationship with james the slow retard" and a picture of them kissing or did mooren? because if it was even real, it's not posted publicly

Anonymous said...

lol i wonder if molten has found the new blawg yet.

Anonymous said...

why do we even acknowledge her anymore?????

Anonymous said...

i think she has because as soon as she started posting on twitter someone asked about her relationship status.

Anonymous said...

lmfao can you imagine being the jeweler that james and momo walk up to babbling about mawwiage and children and having to let their greasy poor hands touch the ring sizer

Anonymous said...

yup. it was easy because it was in the most obvious spot on gg..

we should just start ignoring her

Anonymous said...

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I just love James so much. He is so sweet.

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He said he may be laid off of his job for a few months because it is only a seasonal job.

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Also I won't go into detail, but I showed him my bank account balance and I kind of regret doing it


fucking DEAD why is she showing people her bank account balance? does she think she's rich?

Anonymous said...

though tbh, posting it on gg was necessary to get all the pl's over here. but then again it just means that gg whales and molten are probably lurking. it did take momo while to find the last one though and that was on gg

Anonymous said...

wait i thought melon head james said peace nigger after she started being clingy after like the first date

Anonymous said...

Real Wrestler X Page ‏@WrestlerX_ Protected account 2m
But I felt like I trusted him enough to do it.

showing her new whale of 2 days her bank account balance. she legit thinks she's getting married soon.

Anonymous said...

yeah but it should have been posted in the last blawg thread, kai, mooren, and aidsey are probably too stupid to ever find that

Anonymous said...

i wonder how much was in the account? $150? maybe $200?

Anonymous said...

is momo older than jen and rabbit or are they all the same age. that's quite the spectrum if they are

Anonymous said...

yeah but it should have been posted in the last blawg thread, kai, mooren, and aidsey are probably too stupid to ever find that

what do u mean

Anonymous said...

that delusional ape thinks since that retard james said he wants to eventually marry her they're going to do it soon. they spend the day together, and it's like their 4th date, and she shows her bank account balance and talks about rings. ffs so fucking desperate. kai married matt after 8 months, so maureen needs to catch up and marry james in 8 days.

Anonymous said...

i have 6k in savings and get paid this coming friday. i always wonder what mooren, kai, or madd would do if they had that much money in their possession. pl money vs booie money

Anonymous said...

maureen is like 27 almost 28
rachel bunny meyer is like 29 now
jen is 30

Anonymous said...

they're all relatively in the same range of age and they're all in different directions of fail. at least jen has money though

Anonymous said...

jen is the most mature in that she has a husband and a house and a stable family life. but she's a whackadoodle loon. maureen is a retarded ape who will never achieve anything and will probably die in a trailer by 40, and rachel meyer is just a mess who thinks she's 12 still.

Anonymous said...

omg i cringe at mooren so hard. james is dodgy and she is putting so much faith in him right from the get go. she sets herself up for fail

Anonymous said...

Hi there girls. Your pussies are looking nice and fat tonight! I was wondering, do you hate the girls you talk about or do you love them? No reason, I'm just gathering up field research on female loser! ZING!

Anonymous said...

i was wondering why mooren isn't in the moving picture business? girls like nagelina jolie and amber heard are so plain, who want to gander at them when they could watch mooren

Anonymous said...

oh knock it off, no he didn't, casey.

Anonymous said...

"i felt like britney spears or lindsay lohan" -casey

Anonymous said...

my girls! my girls! tho glad i googled and went to moarfailmafia and saw the link <3 missed you!!

Anonymous said...

ngl i bought up a bunch of discount halloween candy and put it in the freezer for next year like dear sweet jen does! money saving tips from a rich housewife!

Anonymous said...

lol i bought a bunch of decorations that were marked down from like $30-40 to $3. they are in a bin stored away for next year!

Anonymous said...

i would like to watch jen and don after they lost all of their money and had to work dead end shit jobs. then lets see how their personalities change

Anonymous said...

i'm trying to find cute halloween decorations! where did you go pl? so far i haven't found anything worth buying.

Anonymous said...

tbh i think jen would be fine. it'd take her awhile to get over her delicate snowflake syndrome and get used to working, but she'd do it. don would be a problem. he'd probably try and run the place and belittle the managers thinking he's smarter than everyone and be an uppity asshole and get fired.

Anonymous said...

i'm trying to find cute halloween decorations! where did you go pl? so far i haven't found anything worth buying.

you're probably too late. there are losers who wake up at like 5 am and hit all the good stores on nov and buy up all the good stuff like fat little greedy pigs

Anonymous said...

it's a CVS/walgreens typa store. i'm not american lol sorry 12:17!

Anonymous said...

what makes you think they would have to work ~dead end shit jobs~ just because they ~lost all their money~? they have backgrounds (at least don) and degrees so i doubt that's ever going to be their situation. plus jen has youtube and ggers pretty much pay her tho thereth that

Anonymous said...

on nov 1st**

Anonymous said...

does anyone remember what don said he does at his new job?

Anonymous said...

and yeah i went on november 1st at like 4pm and everything was almost gone. i found a few things though. i wonder what was left over that morning.

Anonymous said...

there was a 40 year old loser with a cane and feathered gray hair who came into the store i work at to buy cheap cigarettes. i have to card everyone and he actually thought I didn't know he was old. like he legit got embarrassed after i looked at his birthdate like now the cat was out of the bag

Anonymous said...

i love this one. you shore are pretty, miss pretty lady

Anonymous said...

cringing at akainigs new vlog. she always tries sf hard, i cant at her giggling

Anonymous said...

can akai not find a better optometrist now that shes in LA. i can't get past her glasses

Anonymous said...

my mom is an awful racist troll. she just said she feels bad for the nice black people because they have terrible hair (wtf does that even mean) i was like what about bad black people, and she said she doesn't feel bad for their hair problems

Anonymous said...

milhouse aka akai just got fired! she can't afford new glasses now!

Anonymous said...

http://brokercheck.finra.org/Support/ReportViewer.aspx?SearchGroup=Individual&FirmKey=-1&BrokerKey=834193

dayumn don fucked up a lot in the beginning of his career as a broker

Anonymous said...

oopth guess you have to search him yourself, he's at the bottom of the first page

Anonymous said...

what name did you search?

Anonymous said...

D. KEITH ROSS, AN EXCHANGE MARKET-MAKER, WAS CENSURED AND FINED $17,500 FOR THE FOLLOWING CONDUCT.
13.



D. KEITH ROSS, AN EXCHANGE MARKET-MAKER, WAS CENSURED AND FINED $17,500 FOR THE FOLLOWING CONDUCT. DURING THE
APPROXIMATE PERIOD FROM ON OR ABOUT DECEMBER 22, 1997 THROUGH ON OR ABOUT JANUARY 27, 1998, ROSS EFFECTED APPROXIMATELY
SIX (6) FINAL REPORTED TRANSACTIONS INVOLVING VARIOUS SERIES OF OPTIONS IN THE SQX, LIB, AND VIB OPTIONS CLASSES, WHICH HAD THE
EFFECT OF CHANGING THE "MARK-TO-THE-MARKET" VALUE OF THE OPTION SERIES INVOLVED. IN ADDITION, DURING THE APPROXIMATE PERIOD
FROM ON OR ABOUT DECEMBER 1, 1997 THROUGH ON OR ABOUT JANUARY 31, 1998, ROSS CAUSED NUMEROUS MARKET QUOTATIONS IN
VARIOUS VIB OPTION SERIES TO BE UNDULY CHANGED BY MAKING THE LAST REPORTED BIDS AND/OR OFFERS THAT DID NOT REFLECT THE
TRUE STATE OF THE MARKET OF THOSE SERIES. AS A RESULT OF THE ABOVE TRANSACTIONS AND BIDS AND/OR OFFERS, THE NET LIQUIDATING
EQUITY IN ROSS? MARKET-MAKER ACCOUNT WAS INCREASED. (CBOE RULES 4.1, 4.7, 8.7(A).)

Anonymous said...

i think that's his dad tho because it's from 1997-1998. don would've still been in school then, right?

Anonymous said...

yeah that's not don, it's his dad i think. 1997 don was like 14.

Anonymous said...

new video from kai ...1am on sunday morning

http://youtu.be/OZ7wN_PAIuo

Anonymous said...

cackling

Anonymous said...

does anyone else kind of get pissed off when popular gurus put items in their monthly favorites and you liked it way before they did and now everyone thinks you got it because of the guru!? i had it first!!!

Anonymous said...

http://youtu.be/qALPsI9MdAo?t=5m34s

ingrid's california necklace looks like a misshapen dong

Anonymous said...

nobody i know cares about YT or the gurus. they think everything is an ~original thought lol.

Anonymous said...

that is a pet peeve of mine. people who sing or hum in public. it is rood and everyone around wants them to stfu


i can hum all i want cunt

Anonymous said...

i cannot wait for kai and madd's annual couple christmas card photo

Anonymous said...

can you imagine kai and madd's annual xmas pic a few years from now? bbwhale will be bed ridden and madd's visit would decrease to only holidays.

Anonymous said...

http://youtu.be/ntiyl9_xYlQ

this tard

Anonymous said...

can you imagine kai and madd's annual xmas pic a few years from now? bbwhale will be bed ridden and madd's visit would decrease to only holidays.

yeah im hoping that doesnt happen and a few years from now it's davit and kai togetha again

Anonymous said...

http://i.imgur.com/s1ogyen.jpg

a pic from a kai from next year tbh

Anonymous said...

can you post a warning in the future

i screamed

Anonymous said...

a nosering really? did the pig farmer put that in?

Anonymous said...

they are weird. i bet they dont quite fit in with the other richies

Anonymous said...

a nosering really? did the pig farmer put that in?


thanks for letting us know who you use for a piercer..

Anonymous said...

thanks for letting us know who you use for a piercer..

youre quite welcome. we swine have to stick together

Anonymous said...

youre quite welcome. we swine have to stick together

nice. now let's stick our puthies together.

Anonymous said...

ok, mother swine.. sweet dreams. have fun at mcdonalds tomorrow

thanks. i expect to see you there for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Anonymous said...

"there's the retarded pyshcic thinking she can differentiate comments again"

dat irony

Anonymous said...

what time is it

Anonymous said...

You want Kay's Kiss™ but not her lisp?

Anonymous said...

it's fall back daylight savings time, honey. it's now 1:15am eastern standard bowie time.

Anonymous said...

Do you think mama washes Kai's dildos when she has to go in and clean the queen bee's room??!

Anonymous said...

Who can resist Kay's Kiss™ on their twat? Answer: NO ONE!

Anonymous said...

Do you think mama washes Kai's dildos when she has to go in and clean the queen bee's room??!

I bet she cleans it with her mouth and likes to suck off all of Kai's smega ;)

Anonymous said...

Kai gets bella to lick them clean on occasion, when they get too crusty and smelly to use.

Anonymous said...

Kay's Kiss™
Kay's Kiss™
Kay's Twat™

Anonymous said...

I'm going back to the future!

Anonymous said...

aidsey has learned a lot of words from the pretty, smart ladies of da blawg, but he still continues to use and spell the word smegma wrong every single time. such an esl retard

Anonymous said...

aidsey has smeg build up underneath his odiferous foreskin

Anonymous said...

lulz. pounding your fists on your keyboard at 5:30am every morning to pretend you actually have a job proves nothing. keep trying though! actual pl's have jobs and because its so normal to them they don't feel the need to tell the blahg everyday

Anonymous said...

struck a fat chord there did i ya fatty.

Anonymous said...

shouldn't you be getting ready for your shift at mcdonalds my sweet whale?

Anonymous said...

of course pl. i am in my best dress that covers my holy breasts and precious flower. i will not let our lord down as i am a god warrior. i am a good christian women! and my special seal shall only be broken on my wedding night. sex before marriage is for satanists and anyone who has committed such a heinous crime shall burn in the pits of hell for all eternity!



in reality i just had my pretty little cunt pounded by the massive cock of my boyfriend!



AMEN!

Anonymous said...

HALLELUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJAH!




PREACH IT SISTER!



OH HAPPY DAYS!

Anonymous said...

awww bb how sweet! we don't deserve such compliments! you are too kind!

Anonymous said...

How much do you think Rebel Wilson weighs?? Who's bigger-her or Kai??

Anonymous said...

They're both massive hamplanets so its hard to say who is bigger.

Anonymous said...

casey knudsen lives on this fucking blog. it's so obvious it's him too because he's on everyday at 5am pretending to go to work, but it's only 2am his time. fail troll is always on the west coast. and how convenient this new mod is too, just like madyson was. casey runs this fail blog too.

Anonymous said...

i got a juithy puthy come and lap it up

you know you wanna take a sip from my furry cup

Anonymous said...

" it's so obvious it's him too because he's on everyday at 5am pretending to go to work, but it's only 2am his time"

did you forget that daylight savings changed the times? it makes it that much more obvious because it's more like 1am for him but it wouldn't be 5am anywhere else

Anonymous said...

jl i get what you're saying now lulz i'm a rere and just woke up

Anonymous said...

Here's a schnauzer yorkie mix. It's totally Bella.

cdn-www.dailypuppy.com/media/dogs/anonymous/chester_schnauzer01.jpg_w450.jpg

Anonymous said...

Lbr the breeder probably told them bella is mixed but knowing Kai like always she only heard 'Yorkie'

Anonymous said...

where is our kween??

Anonymous said...

stuffing her face with food in hiding since she got busted in her lies

Anonymous said...

what does that mean

Anonymous said...

a retard? whaaaat? what doeth that mean? thath crathy!

Anonymous said...

can you imagine kai's convos with people

"the weather today is great!"

kai - what does that mean

"...the weather outside is wonderful"

kai - oh thath crathy!!!!

"nevermind"

kai - i like makeup!!!

"ok..i don't wear makeup. i am a male."

"a male? thath crazy! tho weird."

"ok..get away with me you freak."

kai - what does that mean

Anonymous said...

kai's responses to everything

tho weird
thath crathy
what does that mean
thanks
thank you that ith tho thweet

Anonymous said...

is ariel wasn't such a freak and had a backbone she would be spilling the tea on kai by now.

Anonymous said...

are there any laura vitale fans here? where does GG find these annoying people to praise?

Anonymous said...

Lol Bella totally is a Yorkie/Schnauzer mix. The photo that was posted is also 100 times cuter than Bella, that dog obviously hasn't been exposed to FASlyns rere strength and sausage fingers though lulz.

Anonymous said...

these cookieth are thoo yummy and just got some friday!

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Anonymous said...

i rarely make homemade cookies. they're just sugar basically with no nutritional value. why make that homemade? makes no sense. i focus on homemade meals.

Anonymous said...

homemade cookies don't have to be unhealthy retard. though affording the ingredients to make cookies more nutritional would bleed you dry as you're so poor. you may as well splash out on something more "fancy" with your disability ass check though momo, instead of those poverty cookies.

Anonymous said...

omg @ the rere who thinks baking healthy cookies means you're some rich socialite.

Anonymous said...

Lulz, making them would be better for you as you would actually know what is going in them. I bet if you looked on the back of the packet then you'd see about 100 different ingredients.

Anonymous said...

I eat packaged cookies therefor I am poor. fail retard fails again with her FAIL logic!

Anonymous said...

Lulz, making them would be better for you as you would actually know what is going in them

please, like you know 100% what goes in ALL your food. mmhmm ok

Anonymous said...

omg at momo getting defensive. if you don't want the pls to make fun of you then don't post pictures on the blawg. just fyi i don't think making healthy cookies makes you a rich socialite but i'm cackling that you even assumed that.

Anonymous said...

I bet this retard lets anything go in her twat and she's preaching about things in cookies LMAO

Anonymous said...

making healthy cookies makes you a rich socialite but i'm cackling that you even assumed that.


and packaged cookies = being poor

Anonymous said...

Lol I never claimed to know everything that goes into my food. I eat packaged shit and junk on occasion, but when its comes to my everyday "diet" I like to make most things so I have a rough idea of whats going into it.

Anonymous said...

yeah i shove my frozen turds inthide my puthy!

Anonymous said...

Lol I never claimed to know everything that goes into my food. I eat packaged shit and junk on occasion, but when its comes to my everyday "diet" I like to make most things so I have a rough idea of whats going into it.


OMG the fatty admits to having cookies a part of her everyday diet! You must be fat af

Anonymous said...

I make HOMEMADE dildos from my own turds. I then freeze them. I do not use premade dildos. Who knows what they are made with. I am NOT putting that into my body!

Anonymous said...

girth >>>>>>>>>>>length

Anonymous said...

for real. she uses one pump for her forehead alone

Anonymous said...

If they axed u why we did it, tell them we did it for love oohhh yeah
If they asked u why we did it, we did it for love

Anonymous said...

axed*

Anonymous said...

on par with peppridge farm


lmao what

Anonymous said...

i haven't ate pre-made frozen cookies since i was like 10. i don't even buy ~bakery~ cookies at the store. i just think it's sf gross and pastries are like the easiest things to make yourself so why tf not?

Anonymous said...

did somejuan in pinksofoxy's family die and leave her or her husbint an inheritance? she's spent almost the entire year overseas traveling

Anonymous said...

i haven't ate pre-made frozen cookies since i was like 10. i don't even buy ~bakery~ cookies at the store. i just think it's sf gross and pastries are like the easiest things to make yourself so why tf not?


..they're just cookies. calm down!

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