Friday, 1 November 2013

Kailyn’s lies have been confirmed!

Our Kween devised a “fool proof” and “crafty” plan to pretend that Madd ‘Goomba’ Hughes lives with her and Mama at the Wilcher Estate. The Pretty Ladies were very much aware of her bullshit to start with, so many ape cackles ensued when proof of her lies surfaced from the sources of Momos Twitter and the grannies at GG. Kailyn uploaded a couple of videos explaining the living situation and proceeded to tell us that she wouldn’t be proving he is there and that we can either believe it or not *bitchface*.  She also was called out numerous times on Instagram, which prompted a deleting spree. Be more obvious Kai!


From Momo's Twitter. The proof that Madd still works in his local Walmart, after Kailyn insisted he had transferred to Bowie.




Kailyn's Chit Chat VLOG- Different Videos, BlogTV, Marriage…


The usually slow grandmas at GG noticed that many of the photos from Kai's fail Instagram had been taken at the Hughes mansion, although bbwhale insisted they were at the Sunflower Estate with Mama. Kailyn also pretended to be a culinary Goddess by "cooking" a rather fetching pizza with pancake mix and burning some cookie dough straight out of a packet.



If you’re reading this bbwhale then don’t insult the intelligence of the Pretty Ladies! You will always be called out sharry!

Meanwhile in Hollywood, Maryland. Maureen Lewis and her brand new fuckwhale have made things Facebook official! Momo is gagging for marriage and crotch turds, but James Statter isn't willing to reveal his chode to her jumanji bush just yet.

These tweets came shortly after Keef Beard was begging momo to let him move in. Maureen was considering it at first, even though she had to drive ages to ride his beluga chode in the past. No more aspie puthy for you Keef! 



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Anonymous said...

i haven't ate pre-made frozen cookies since i was like 10. i don't even buy ~bakery~ cookies at the store. i just think it's sf gross and pastries are like the easiest things to make yourself so why tf not?


ok fatty.

Anonymous said...

pre-made frozen cookies..wtf? they're refrigerated.. not frozen. such a rere.

Anonymous said...

People still shop at walmart? I don't know how people walk in there and not feel instantly dirty

Anonymous said...

Maureen Lewis
2 hours ago
I have a Bachelor of Science degree in communications, and my college classes required me to do a lot of layout work. I am looking at a copy of the original WWE encyclopedia right now, and in this copy there is what I know to be a serious layout mistake in the Triple H article, which specifically involves omitting a space between two words so that all of the text will be able to fit on a page. I am certain this was the intent, as the paragraph runs all the way to the end of the last line as if they are barely getting all the words in. Nonetheless, there are any number of ways this could have been fixed, and I am sure the individuals who did the layout work should have found a way to fix this mistake and others like it. I know it isn't easy, but isn't that what they get paid for?



speaking of the nigger, she's stilll holding on to this "mistake". she repeats the same shit over and over and over every year. it's like some weird branch-out of alzheimer's or something. she'll be 80 (if she even lives that long) and talking about how hick madd stopped talking to her 50 years ago

Anonymous said...

lmao it's sf true. maureen is stuck on repeat and repeats the same exact shit in intervals. every week she talks about spelling her name with alphabet soup, she was all over the internet asking if "i might be bad but i'm perfectly good at is" is an oxy moron, she makes the same jokes every chance she gets....

Anonymous said...

Momo thinks she deserves a six figure salary because she found a grammar mistake and she discovered that rihanna sings in oxymorons. She has a college degree, she should be getting a six figure salary, not those yuppies who don't know how to do their own job!!

Anonymous said...

google is trying to ruin the internet and yt

Anonymous said...

So much tension in Lorraine's road trip vid. I've only watched the first few mins of her Pittsburgh vid and I'd say her and Brian won't last long. They can't fucking stand each other.

Anonymous said...

are there any laura vitale fans here? where does GG find these annoying people to praise?

I can't stand her lisp, it's like her tongue is too fat for her mouth. I much prefer foodwishes and hilahcooking anyway.

Anonymous said...

the marriage video she posted was cringe worthy too. he doesn't know anything about her or their relationship. he couldn't even remember their wedding date.

Anonymous said...

brian is a gay and is probably already sick of pretending to be straight for that ogre.

Anonymous said...

britney spears wrote a song about the kai/maureen/madd love triangle! it's from maureen's point of view

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10101423630495255

Anonymous said...

lauras nasally voice makes me want to kill myself and her. i lahv chef john, i just made his artichoke crab dip in a bread bowl today actually lol. it was a big hit

Anonymous said...

i just made his artichoke crab dip in a bread bowl today actually lol. it was a big hit

Sure you did. You just crapped inside of a bowl and said BON APPETIT! We're not stupid.

Anonymous said...

i just made his feces in a bowl today actually lol. it was a big shit.



fixed it for you. you're welcome!

Anonymous said...

there goes raging aidsey with his RANDOM CAPITALIZATION per usual

Anonymous said...

lmao @ the fatty getting defensive over her shit cooking.

Anonymous said...

Of course Casey always hurts the fatties on the blog. ALWAYS.

Anonymous said...

Sure you did. You just crapped inside of a bowl and said BON APPETIT! We're not stupid.


i cackled.

Anonymous said...

"fatty getting defensive over her shit cooking."

so it was actually aidsey who bought the walmart cookies

Anonymous said...

it was either aidsey or momo. they're both fug, poor and aids ridden so what is the difference really? lulz

Anonymous said...

ikr world full of kais

Anonymous said...

i had spicy thai coconut lime hummus with baby carrots yum yum

Anonymous said...

how did you know? brb gotta take my aids meds, doll!

HATERS, LEAVE THE GURUS ALONE RIGHT NOW!

Anonymous said...

spoken like a true canadian native, casey!

this sheltered moron thinks the only two countries in the world are canada and the us

Anonymous said...

spoken like a true canadian native, casey!



i was thinking it sounded more like maureen than casey.

Anonymous said...

red bell peppers give me the stinkiest farts, it smells like burnt panties and rotten eggs up in here!

Anonymous said...

Link to the artichoke dip pretty lady??

Anonymous said...

Bunch of 12 year olds on here with the insults. Aids, fat and poor are the most original insults ever.

Anonymous said...

i've been shopping for winter clothes so much lately i feel like i'm set for 3 winters. i keep finding the cutest stuff that i can't not buy

Anonymous said...

^ hey aidsey/momo! we evidently hit a nerve lulz. be more obvious

Anonymous said...

aids
fat
poor

also everything aidsey is in reality. only he would think those are insults

Anonymous said...

Casey always hurts the hippos on the blog. That's why they rage at him.

Anonymous said...

it's pretty bad when the blawg ladies can't even differentiate aidsey and mooren. that should be a huge hint for you, casey/mooren

Anonymous said...

it's pretty bad when the blawg ladies can't even differentiate aidsey and mooren. that should be a huge hint for you, casey/mooren


Thanks, the blog's shitty narrator.

Anonymous said...

lulz they only modified the packaging for the residents of maryland.

Anonymous said...

the blog narrator is def lilkaikaiz.

Anonymous said...

ive never seen momo go on political rants, or anything semi intellectual for that matter. it's always wrestling, pof whales, and lame pop culture jokes

Anonymous said...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/49dd2995e44ed641f6b854f036f3873f/tumblr_motv15glQ91qe1jabo1_1280.jpg

kais first profushunnul makeup client! she has really utilized her buhlendin' thkillth!

Anonymous said...

http://youtu.be/7ak4950FQX8


not the original pl, but i think it is this recipe. i did it earlier this year for easter. really yummy.

Anonymous said...

"Here is how dumb the american public have become. Planters mixed nuts have to come with a warning label saying that the item contains nuts. A population of drooling fucktards."

this is totally casey lulz, don't worry, canada is exactly the same! and so is the uk. pretty much any non-third world country does it.

Anonymous said...

kais first profushunnul makeup client! she has really utilized her buhlendin' thkillth!


aww congrats on being kai's first customer!!!!..and being ugly.

Anonymous said...

8:02

I'm blushing! I lahhhhve my new makeup, thanks for your seal of approval pl!

Anonymous said...

8:10 now now that was mean! kai can do your makeup too and lisa can fix you a mullet at the shanty!

Anonymous said...

I eat apples with a little bit of almond butter, thuper yummy yum

Anonymous said...

someone is jealous that i am the blog's clown :)

Anonymous said...

Here is how dumb the american public have become. Planters mixed nuts have to come with a warning label saying that the item contains nuts. A population of drooling fucktards.

A rere from my city with a severe peanut allergy ended up brain dead from eating at a thai place. Her family sued and got a huge payout even though they knew beforehand that the restaurant had nuts on the menu and couldn't guarantee no cross contamination. Who the fuck does that? People with nut allergies aren't meant to live and breed imo, lulz.

Anonymous said...

bless their heart. do you know how i can donate more money to their family?

Anonymous said...

i made a new banner for the blawg!

http://i.imgur.com/NJ9FuCI.jpg

Anonymous said...

um hellur can we talk about makeup and gahroos

Anonymous said...

omg that is thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good i lahhv it!

Anonymous said...

what does that mean

Anonymous said...

lmao love the banner!

Potpieputhy said...

Thanks bb! That banner is perfect for the prestigious Sunflower Academy. I will change it to that one now.

Anonymous said...

mod, please do something about casey who lives on here 24/7. delete his obvious dumb comments.

Anonymous said...

lmaoooooooooooooooooo ^ the fail mod can't do shit you must be new retard. this has been going on for years, rook

Anonymous said...

ok casey, of course you're shaking at the thought of deleted comments

Anonymous said...

mommy mod pwease wipe our big fat buttholes from where we poopeded on our pants and den and den and den make the mean comments stahp, ok mommy mod

Anonymous said...

mommy mod pwease wipe our big fat buttholes from where we poopeded on our pants and den and den and den make the mean comments stahp, ok mommy mod


LMAO!!! that's exactly how these reres sound

Anonymous said...

ok casey, of course you're shaking at the thought of deleted comments

make it more obvious that you are the one shaking with rage and sitting on your hands trying to keep from deleting all these comments, lilkaikaiz

Anonymous said...

lmfao at casey talking to himself and going 100 comments a minute now. be more obvious.

Anonymous said...

I want the creative writing pl to write about madd dying in a fiery head-on with momo and moby keef. While kai's grieving her excuse for not working she realises she's knocked up and quickly waddles over to davits to seduce him in an effort to trick him into raising madds spawn.

Fin

Potpieputhy said...

Lol I'm not enough of a rere to congratulate myself for a banner I didn't make. Also deleting troll comments is pointless, unless their is an unnecessary amount of spamming. The nature of all the blogs is that hideous whales lurk and fist pound their keyboards in rage. Its annoying, but they are relentless lulz.

Anonymous said...

hey that's my house!

Anonymous said...

lmfao at casey talking to himself and going 100 comments a minute now. be more obvious.

keep raging at casey nonstop, lilkaikaiz. you are the only obvious moron from all 5 fail blogs.

Anonymous said...

Lol I'm not enough of a rere to congratulate myself for a banner I didn't make. Also deleting troll comments is pointless, unless their is an unnecessary amount of spamming. The nature of all the blogs is that hideous whales lurk and fist pound their keyboards in rage. Its annoying, but they are relentless lulz.

Blow it out your ass, lilkaikaiz. The comments will slowly start getting deleted.

Anonymous said...

maureen was never infront of my house why is she there

Anonymous said...

i mean infront of kai's house

Anonymous said...

deleting the troll comments would take mere seconds, i don't know why they have to stay up. sure you can't get them all or be on constantly but u can at least make an effort. it's the same excuse you/maddyson used last time ffs

Anonymous said...

You hear that, fail mod? "Mere seconds" Get on it.

Anonymous said...

unless their is an unnecessary amount of spamming

their


is dat you, kai?

Anonymous said...

*sigh* this is why the average lifespan of a blog is like 3 months now


























AND I LOVE IT

Anonymous said...

so is kai going to boycott her instagram for forever? so obvious she got caught lying and is afraid to post, she should know now that disappearing and then pretending nothing happened will not work. haters and stans alike will question her

Anonymous said...

is it possible to have another mod? i would be more than willing to help out delete some comments if that what you PL want.

Anonymous said...

It does work. It has worked for Kailyn every single time. What do you peons have on her, besides YEARS of wasted time and useless lulzy photos. YOU LOSE!

Anonymous said...

I WANNA BE FAIL MOD #3

Anonymous said...

THIS PAGE IS DEDICATED TO KAILYN MARIE WILCHER, WHO IS IN DEEP PAIN AND SUFFERING AT THE MOMENT FROM NOT BEING ABLE TO UPDATE HER INSTAGRAM. THE LIES HAVE FINALLY CAUGHT UP AND IT'S BEEN TOO MUCH TO HANDLE. PLEASE RESPECT HER PRIVACY AND INSTAGRAM DURING THIS DIFFICULT TIME.

THANK YOU.

Anonymous said...

no. you just scroll past the comments. it's not that hard.

Anonymous said...

I really want kai pregnant. Fuck, I'd even settle for mooren. It'd be interesting seeing her wonder if it was keef's, james' or nate's before birthing something like this:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_FOMFOdq_7w/UDEsE13SYzI/AAAAAAAAADU/iZU9VKp6avk/s1600/IMG271.jpg

Anonymous said...

its just fail troll trying to get access to the blog. dont do it mod! we can scroll, its really not that big of a deal

Anonymous said...

It was a perfect day. The sun was leaking into the Lavender Dungeon through Kailyn's dusty blinds. She stretched and let out a windy wet fart which caused Madd to stir.

After barking orders to Mama to make breakfast and diabeetus coffee, Kailyn decided to straddle her hubby.
As she gyrated her hips in effort to turn him on, he grunted in disgust and threw her to the floor. Her hands and needs had landed in a fresh log from Bella's dirty anus, but Kailyn would not let this hiccup ruin her day.

As they turned into the parking lot of the faraway mall, Kailyn's excitement grew stronger. She couldn't wait to hit the shelves in Sephora and fill her basket with as much makeup as she wanted.
After stuffing her face with a triple Baconator combo with a sweet tea and extra sides she felt satisfied, so she and her hubby proceeded to drive the long 20 minutes back to Bowie.

On the way they saw a slender black mass, accompanied by a lardy lump. They had their thumbs out in the hitchhiker sign, so Madd trying to be noble picked them up.
He didn't pay much attention to their faces, but once they were on their way back again he realized it was Momo and Keef!
Kailyn was sat in the front of the car, and she felt Maureen clawing at her in rage.
"YOU THTOLE MAH MAYYYN!" screamed Maureen.

"HE ITH MY HUBBY!" Kailyn yelled back.

With all the commotion and the sheer weight of his fat wife and Keith on the left side of the car, Madd felt himself drift into the opposing lane. Before he could swerve he hit a logging truck head on. The fire ignited into a strong blaze, but Kailyn managed to hoist her gigantic body out of the passengers side leaving the rest of them to burn to death.

Kailyn realizing what had happened began to cry greasy tears. As she took out her powder compact to check her face she noticed the burn across her fat cheek, but what took her surprise the most was Davit running towards her in the distance. She waddled to meet him halfway, when she felt a kick. She was obviously pregnant! It all made sense now, her rapid weight gain and irregular periods made it hard to distinguish whether she was pregnant or not.

As she and Davit reached each other, they pressed their lips and noses together in the famous Maryland kiss. Kailyn then confessed her love for him and he did the same. She then managed to convince him that she was pregnant with his child, although they had not been sexually active with each other for years. Davit in his Bowie logic believed her, and they skipped off happily towards the sunset.


The End!

Anonymous said...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_FOMFOdq_7w/UDEsE13SYzI/AAAAAAAAADU/iZU9VKp6avk/s1600/IMG271.jpg

LMFAO the parents didnt even waste a fleece baby blanket on it..just threw it into a pile of hospital gauze

Anonymous said...

I'd like to get to know someone like you... And then drown them.

Potpieputhy said...

If you really want me to delete troll comments then I will.

Also I meant "there" obviously, so pardon my retardation lol.

Anonymous said...

*knees



oooopth!

Anonymous said...

Mod you better be on 24/7 to delete comments because I am on 24/7 to troll the fuck outta this blog

Anonymous said...

ty fiction lady!

mod, delete what you can when your on but dont be pressed

Anonymous said...

If you really want me to delete troll comments then I will.

^ lilkaikaiz asking herself permission to rage delete gayseys comments

Anonymous said...

of course lkk wants to delete the comments!

Potpieputhy said...

^ oops that was meant to be under my account

Anonymous said...

LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Potpieputhy said...

Also if the Youtube gurus are being boring cunts by the time this post maxes out, then I will do something a bit more interesting that just a blank blog post.

Anonymous said...

i really think kai's weight gain is a combo of diet, a slowed metabolism, depression and medication. everyone needs to keep on her about madd not living in the sunflower manor and we'll surely be 300 by xmas.

Anonymous said...

LOL kai asked me how to turn off geotagging on IG on KIK two nights ago. she's officially pressed. love u bb!

Anonymous said...

what do you mean something more interesting? hmm? what do you mean? message me.

Anonymous said...

LMAO AT LILKAIKAIZ ALREADY FORGETTING TO HIT MOD ACCOUNT FOR HER COMMENTS ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

SO OBVIOUS YOU SIT THERE HITTING ANONYMOUS AND TALKING TO YOURSELF HONEY

Anonymous said...

davit could 100% confirm if madd lives with kai or not. i really miss his asian lady face *kai tear*

Anonymous said...

look at fail mod trying to get the conversation on track and off of her fail modding

Anonymous said...

LMAO AT LILKAIKAIZ ALREADY FORGETTING TO HIT MOD ACCOUNT FOR HER COMMENTS ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

SO OBVIOUS YOU SIT THERE HITTING ANONYMOUS AND TALKING TO YOURSELF HONEY


LMAO ikr. that was not even a mistake. the google account selection is already there. you have to MANUALLY put anon. this fail mod sucks.

Anonymous said...

What 9:13 said. Delete spam only please. It gets too complicated and youll be trying to please everyone who want all different things. we just want a place to comment and if we get funny posts thats a plus

Anonymous said...

i think pinkie charm is back on yt doing vlogs?

Anonymous said...

What a bunch of DUPAS on this blog.

Potpieputhy said...

Admittedly putting it on anonymous is a force of habit, from before I even opened this fail blog. It was a rere move on my part.

Anonymous said...

Dupas & Dumbos on this here blog dare I say so myself!

Anonymous said...

mod i lahv you (so far) but stop commenting addressing fail troll

Anonymous said...

Irene aka pinkiecharm! i can't believe i forgot that cunts name so quickly

Anonymous said...

mod delete the comments, casey is the only one screaming right now admitting he's on 24/7.

Anonymous said...

Kay's Twat®
Kay's Twat®
Kay's Twat®

Anonymous said...

Kay's Twat® is a REGISTERED trademark unlike your Kay's Twat™

Anonymous said...

Can someone message David and ask about Matt living with Mama and Kai? Kai won't have a peg leg to stand on if David can confirm what we know is true.

Anonymous said...

I meat Kay's Kiss™

Anonymous said...

pls i'm getting my nose pierced again, and i don't know whether i should get pierced with a small hoop or just a stud. halp!

Anonymous said...

Sharry (lulz) but this ain't momo. Kai will disappear again if us and gg have solid proof matt doesn't live with her. She's been extra pressed lately about keeping up the lie. I'm actually surprised she's stuck to it for so long.

Anonymous said...

neither, piercing your nose is so tacky and passé

Anonymous said...

what does that mean

Anonymous said...

i'm not bothered that it is no longer fashionable and i'm a classy lady so i think i could pull it off without looking like trash

Anonymous said...

Haha-Kai's house looks like the amityville horror in that banner.

Anonymous said...

stud

Anonymous said...

^ you must know from experience then

Anonymous said...

^ you must know from experience then

Anonymous said...

LOL no proof will break Kai. She is so delusional at this point she will just keep lying through her gingivitis yellow teeth. "What do you mean Davit said Madd is not here? He lies tho much! His mom is an alcoholic! My ex was tho abuthive!".

Anonymous said...

^ you must know from experience then


Trashy nose ring girl is angry. lmao

Anonymous said...

idg why aidsey is always raging about mods using anonymous to comment. mods are pretty ladies, they just have power of the blawg. ffs this is an anonymous blawg, why would they post under their account every time? he's sf obsessed with putting some form of identity to the pretty ladies that he's posted completely random people from ig and claimed they were from the blawg. he are literally insane.

Anonymous said...

Hey everyone, tomorrow I'm going to dinner to an amazing restaurant and I already know I wanna try a few things from the menu. I've been dying to go to this place and I finally have a date who's loaded and happy to pay for me =]. I don't wanna get full right away so any tips on how to load up a big meal? Should I starve the entire day or just eat little portions here and there? I was thinking eating a big breakfast will get me through 9AM-6PM? What do you ladies think? I would love to know!

Anonymous said...

"Kai will disappear again if us and gg have solid proof matt doesn't live with her. "

she's already on her way to disappearing, and she already gave us solid proof that she's lying, mooren.

Anonymous said...

he are lulz clearly mean he is

Anonymous said...

pl i recommend eating small portions throughout the day because it will keep your metabolism up and running and by the time you do feast up, your body won't go into total shock and fill up really quickly. besides, if you don't end up finishing everything you want just ask for a doggy bag.

Anonymous said...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_FOMFOdq_7w/UDEsE13SYzI/AAAAAAAAADU/iZU9VKp6avk/s1600/IMG271.jpg


is there a background story for this...alien baby ..thing? i'm curious wtf is wrong with it and why it looks like it's made out of rotten butter

Anonymous said...

Are we seriously giving advice on how to eat fucking dinner

Anonymous said...

"why it looks like it's made out of rotten butter"

:[[[[[[[[

Anonymous said...

nvm i img searched it

Anonymous said...

Lulz rotten butter made me ape cackle.

Also update from niggereen addressing the blog from her Twatter.

Real Wrestler X Page ‏@WrestlerX_ Protected account 50s
I mean I am only 27 now so I still have plenty of time, but at the same time I'm not getting any younger either.
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Real Wrestler X Page ‏@WrestlerX_ Protected account 1m
If anyone was interested, my main concern with settling down and having children is that I know my biological clock is ticking.
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Anonymous said...

thats...a baby?

Anonymous said...

pl i recommend eating small portions throughout the day because it will keep your metabolism up and running.


That's a myth. You're retarded.

Anonymous said...

Real Wrestler X Page ‏@WrestlerX_ Protected account 54s
There is likely going to come a point where it will be more difficult for me to become pregnant,so Id have to do it befre I reach that point

Anonymous said...

I want a hot older sugar daddy. I am planning to go bars/restaurents with bars during lunch time during the week and weekends in order to meet one. :)

Anonymous said...

Just sign up on a Sugardaddy dating site pl.

Anonymous said...

made my bf pop an ingrown hair on my puthy. we're officially comfortable with each other

Anonymous said...

Real Wrestler X Page ‏@WrestlerX_ Protected account 2m
It's not that I am in a hurry to do it, it's just that physically it's in my best interest to get it over and done with.
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Anonymous said...

my friend got her bf to help her wax her puthy.

Anonymous said...

maureen is with it enough to try to tend to her biological clock but has a meltdown over expired juice and missing the bus and paying bills. right.

Anonymous said...

lulz I tried to get my bf to help me with a brazillian once and he'll do a lot of things but he drove me to the salon and paid for me to have it done instead of trying

Anonymous said...

Real Wrestler X Page ‏@WrestlerX_ Protected account 1m
I feel like Keith would made a good father. He likes video games and is a nice person.

Anonymous said...

what does video games have to do with being a good father? and yeah, i'm sure fatass unemployed lazy keef who's in nearly 100k of debt would make an astounding father!

Anonymous said...

What do fucking video games have to do with being a good father lol

hed be too obese to even be fertile lbr but imagine he did have a kid he'd never run outside or be able to play with the thing. no one in maryland should breed!!!

Anonymous said...

Real Wrestler X Page ‏@WrestlerX_ Protected account 1m
I know Keith could get my pregnant easily because when he would "finish" in my mouth I felt there were tons of swimmers.

Anonymous said...

I think she's trying to say that part of a good childhood would include sitting in front of a television playing video games with your morbidly obese father

Anonymous said...

http://i.imgur.com/w6JJ0Q5.jpg

sit down and learn!

Anonymous said...

pretty ladies, i hope you've all prayed to satan that papa scissors obliterated mooren's vag and uterus when he was raping her at the tender age of 7

Anonymous said...

the keef tweets are fake.

Anonymous said...

"he'd never run outside or be able to play with the thing"

ape cackling at "the thing"

Anonymous said...

i now realize that it was thuper fake. still stands haha

Anonymous said...

crying @ the obvious reres who have such an unhealthy and insane views of babies because they have shitty parents that should have aborted them. they always come out of the woodwork when it comes to pregnancy or babies.

Anonymous said...

wat?

Anonymous said...

It's the thuper hardcore 12 year olds who think calling a baby "thing" is funny.

Anonymous said...

OH PLEASE don't give Kai any ideas about biological clocks. Her fat ass is going to start Googling that shit and that's going to be her excuse for getting preggo next year.

"Me and Madd knew we wanted a baby. Like, why wait? We are so in love, like why wait any longer? I'm not getting any older and my biological clock was ticking I guess! *giggle exhale*

Anonymous said...

that kai cycle chart is so spot on. its literally her life on a 6 month to yearly loop. her fas prevents her from remembering every single time

Anonymous said...

I died at keef being a good father because he likes video games lmao. Can that nigga even get it up ?

Anonymous said...

Can you jungle whales shut the fuck up for at least once in your lifetime?

Anonymous said...

no...

Anonymous said...

No? So you admitted you're a jungle whale and that you won't shut up? Good to know.

Anonymous said...

Hallow???! Where did all my dupas go?

Anonymous said...

Mooren reminds me of when I used to play with my barbies back in the day so full of craziness and pretend play.

Anonymous said...

take your bets now ladies! what will kai's next instagram be?!

A. a "happy monday!" selfie
B. a haul on her bed
C. a "i love her" bella pic
D. a "i love him" madd pic
E. a "so yummy" gross food pic

Anonymous said...

Ooh! E! I pick E!

Anonymous said...

either some 1000 calorie drink from DD or a pic of one of her million shows she watches.

Anonymous said...

A bucket of slop has more brains than Kai.

Anonymous said...

calling mooren's potential future kid a "thing" is funny because it will be a mutant child.

Anonymous said...

cackling at psycho maureen worrying about her biological clock ticking because she's almost 30.

Anonymous said...

maureen literally thinks the biological clock is an reproductive organ.

Anonymous said...

calling mooren's potential future kid a "thing" is funny because it will be a mutant child.


Exactly. Just like calling you a
"thing" is cackle-inducing because you're a mutant adult.

Anonymous said...

i'm peeling my feet and eating the skin

Anonymous said...

i'm peeling my feet and eating the skin

cackling omg. i away get hard skin on my heels and razor it away and i love the whole process of it. the skin getting hard, razoring it off and then just seeing and feeling all the skin.

Anonymous said...

Hey everyone!

Just wanted to let you all know HIV and AIDS are not the same thing. A lot of people have the misconception that HIV and AIDS are two peas in one pod, but in reality, most people living today are HIV patients. It is only when a person becomes extremely sick from an infection or illness that their cell count drops below average, which is the considered AIDS. Because Casey Knudsen appears to be an healthy individual who is still making videos and comments, they would be considered an HIV patient (assuming his cell count has not reached the number that would consider him to have AIDS).

Thank you very much for reading this! Bye =]

Anonymous said...

i think a pl a while ago posted a video of some crazy woman burning the skin she had peeled off her feet with a lighter

Anonymous said...

casey is dying and can't do anything but lay in bed and rage on the blog. he has full blown aids. he doesn't even make videos anymore.

Anonymous said...

I want Kailyn to get pregnant SO BADLY. I just cannot simply wait for the ForeverMommy channel, the Instagram pictures of Kailyn's body ballooning up, and the countless of keeks where she complains about morning sickness, and what typa baby products do you all use, let me know I'd lahve to know. Ugh! I know that poor bb will only suffer with two retard parents, but I just cannot wait to see Kai's mommy glow! ♥

Anonymous said...

if kailyn gets pregnant i will officially ape kalel scream. i don't care where it is, in class, at work, at the gym, at whole foods, i simply do not care! i cannot wait for lisa to handle that baby 24/7. you know kai will consider lisa a full time babysitter and bitch about needing time to record, watch her tv shows, and make cookieths with madd.

Anonymous said...

madd made me cooOOOoooOOkieth!!!!

Anonymous said...

madd made me cooooOoooOOOO*cackle*oooOoookieth!

Anonymous said...

Mooren, if your daddy and brother couldn't knock you up for the past 15 years, you're infertile....as well you should be.

Anonymous said...

i guess wow neat

Anonymous said...

I learned in class that incest babies are harder to conceive and usually miscarry because of all the genetic mess that involves having a relative's child. Don't get me wrong, some people do carry incest babies full term, but of course we know how they turn out. Who knows, maybe MoMo just has good luck, or Papa Scissors was smart enough to never finish inside. MoMo could also some miscarriages under her belt, or some incest babies are rejected by the body- meaning she would have a really strong period and that's it.

Anonymous said...

aidsey is dying, he left yt because his hiv meds and kai typa diet made him gain 50 lbs

Anonymous said...

kai is my strawberry bubblegum :]

Anonymous said...

Kay's Twat® is a REGISTERED trademark unlike Kay's Kiss™

Anonymous said...

the whole reason elmore was arrested was because maureen went to the hospital thinking she was pregnant with her daddy's baby.

Anonymous said...

Kai's Instagram is gone! (for real this time!)

Anonymous said...

I learned in class that incest babies are harder to conceive and usually miscarry because of all the genetic mess that involves having a relative's child.

Actually I read that a lot of incest babies come out NORMAL.

Anonymous said...

Actually I read that a lot of incest babies come out NORMAL.

who the fuck told you that, maureen? have you looked in the mirror?

Anonymous said...

11:00 #2 is Mooren.

Anonymous said...

I don't know why people think Kailyn and Madd having a baby is such a bad thing. Usually ugly parents have the most beautiful mixed children. Also, just because Madd and Kai are kinda dumb doesn't mean their child will be. Lisa Wilcher has had a lot of time to reflect on the mistakes she's made with Kailyn. She will be the first person to sign that baby up for pre-K, music lessons, and attend every dance recital. She will take her to regular school every day, pick her up, cook her a healthy dinner, and so on. She will do everything she never did with Kai, because the Lord has given her this second chance.

Anonymous said...

mooren is a product of incest, mooren totally came out normal ..................................

Anonymous said...

roflmao yeah, maureen is totally normal! ok!

Anonymous said...

why do people think maureen is a incest baby? her mom is white and her dad is black so if anything she looks a little weird because she is mixed with a lot of things but i dont think its incest of course not

Anonymous said...

uh okay. not such a bad thing for two inept government dependent retards to bring a child into the world and let a golden girl kai raise it.

Anonymous said...

that white lady isn't maureen's mom. it's her black aunt aka elm ore's sister. granny lewis was pissed when maureen got her sweet son sent away to jail and outed the family incest secret.

Anonymous said...

lmao that white lady is a LESBIAN she's not a mother

Anonymous said...

elmore met that lesbian woman and used her to cover up the incest. the state was probably asking who the kids' mother was when they applied for welfare.

Anonymous said...

do you PLs trust zappos when it comes to selling authentic designer? i've never bought on zappos so idk if it's like sketchy amazon or not

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