As more evidence has surfaced of Kailyn's pregnancy, she is making it painfully obvious that she genuinely is or just doing it for attention. It is unknown as to whether she will be able to carry it full term in her deformed tilted womb, but many of the Pretty Ladies are hoping she won't as Kailyn would make a horrific mother.
If her previous pregnancies are anything to go by (excluding Davit's) she won't be able to carry it past six weeks. A forum name under "makeupmommy2B" has been uncovered on cafemom.com, so its either our Kween or a troll, we are hoping its the former! It would make sense if it was Kai, because posts started being deleted once the Pretty Ladies discovered it and posted it on the blog. From this site we have learnt quite a few interesting details, some of which are nauseating though as Kailyn has apparently been trying to conceive daily with Madd's hick chode.
http://imgur.com/a/vqvug Screenshots can be found here
On Kai's social media pages her stans have been quick to defend their obese princess as usual, even over genuine non bitchy questions that are relevant to her apparent pregnancy. The funny thing is though, anyone who defends Kailyn is guaranteed to be equally hideous and fat! If the pregnancy is carried full term, at least we can be sure that Faslyn will continue to gain weight #400poundsbyxmas
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dayumn da blawg is definitely dead. pretty sure it's just smellen and aidsey going back and forth now.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rfebgbTv_zw/Us8uIANYzOI/AAAAAAAAAas/30CwadZKDQw/s1600/OtU7yn9.png
alli has the smallest, saddest tits ever
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omg pl's if any of you are in your 20's and suffering from mild-moderate acne stop reading this RIGHT NOW and go out and get the cera ve am moisturizer with spf 30. i've been using it for a week and my skin has made a COMPLETE turn around, and my post acne marks have faded dramatically as well. i bought the cvs brand version, works SO FUCKING WELL omg. i also have been using a retinol at night (cvs version of a roc retinol night cream, but I have also used neutrogena rapid tone repair with vitamin c night cream as well) and my skin is looking SO MUCH BETTER. just wanted to share that with my pl's!!!!!
ok ellen bohn. no one wants tips from a 23 year old who looks like a 45 year old meth head. so desperate for your dead blog to come to life
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The MF Quiz killed Ellen's Blog for good. ✔
Plz tell me where that Alli screencap came from. Dying.
I have the answer key for the next pop quiz if any one needs a copy
Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a blog. Once the blog loses 20 pretty ladies an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 10, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?
you 👊 ellen bohn in her methhead and then 💀 her 👶
poor lonely ellen is so lost without her fail blog and people to rage at
http://youtu.be/PAi6wsCGA-s
it's from this vlog, but i think he deleted the one with the slip and reuploaded it.
I'm such a kai for this but for some reason I thought that was fat allie. Is she still a thing?
Real Wrestler X Page @WrestlerX_ Protected Tweets 9m
I just fixed some hot dogs for dinner, it was nothing fancy.
We both agreed that we are going to have a small, inexpensive wedding when we do get married.
But he told me not to worry because he isn't going anywhere:)
Also he told me he wants to get engaged, but he wants to wait until he can afford a more expensive ring.
It is probably a good idea to wait some time anyway.
He is so sweet and I just love him so much. I don't even care that he wants to wait to get married.
After dinner we played Dr. Mario for awhile, then went to see Anchorman 2:)
Also the sink in the kitchen was clogged, and he managed to unclog it. I was so thankful for that.
James came over when I got off work yesterday and I fixed him dinner:)
Ok, we get that maureen has a boyfriend. She can stop now.
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I could be wrong, but I certainly don't see how that is rushing into anything.
or have children.
...we are not going to get married until he is making more money, and we are not going to have sex until we get married.
no one cares maureen, the blog is DEAD! go tell GG.
if/when this post maxes out is the mod going to make a new post? ellen bohn, get spamming and test it out!
ok ellen
I want to keep in touch with my girls, even after this blog dies! So follow me on tumblr! Don't be scared to say hi! :)
http://highstyle420.tumblr.com
jfc alli's boobs are literally just an oversized puffy nipple and that's it. maybe charles doesn't like boobs though? the ally before alli speed was skinny and flatchested too, but alli is straight up build like a little boy and she kind of looks like a boy too tho thath weird
why was she even in the hospital?
This blog will self destruct in 5 minutes. Tick tock pretty ladies. Beg lulu for entry into shaktis kingdom
beg lulu? ellen sweetie, no one was IP banned like you were. everyone just simply signed up. keep clinging to this dying blog since you can't go to GG lmfao. loser.
she had stomach pains. they couldn't figure out what was causing the pain, but they did find that she had another cyst on her ovary. the left one i think. with his cancer and her having all those cysts on her ovaries, i don't see them having an easy time getting pregnant when they decide.
tiff leno finally cut off her disgusting stringy long hair, but the middle part needs to go
and what is the point of getting breast implants if you intend to have kids...they'll sag and shit, too amend then you'll have to redo them.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qMUldfnzq-A/Ua3F_wfiafI/AAAAAAAAAI8/5_ue-LxXzrY/s1600/katilette_mt2_EbX7x2b.sized.png
idk, ask saggy implant owner colette aka mommytard
on kai's b&bw haul video:
thisisnotmychannel3 days ago
also dolce is pronounced like dolchay not dolsay
lmfao bbwhale has spent too much time on da blawg and ofc the inside jokes go way over her fas potato head
Trolling and rolling along we go. BBW candles are $9 each today!
i just paid 22 for beach cabana last night lulz. oh well it smellsth tho good
does it smell just like beach cabana?
just came by to 💩
pull a lilbladdercunt and return them then repurchase them at $9. no shame.
i bet ellen bohn, owner of this shit blog, will put up a new empty post after this one is maxed out. so desperate for her fail blog to succeed
ellen needs something to do all day so yep, she's not going to let this blog die and she'll talk to herself if she has to. she already does it.
Here is where everyone is silly pigs! ✌
Hola pedasos de merda.
only*
i think it's super retarded that there isn't an encyclopedia dramatica page for "foreverkailyn" yet. you guys are the most fail trolls, i swear.
ellen, sweetheart, this blog is DEAD. why are you still F5'ing and commenting hourly and raging at yourself? move on, honey. it's about time anyway, you've been at this for 5 years. go to school and have your FAS baby and be a decent mother so that you can keep that one.
ok ellen
oh yeah, ellen bohn clearly left even though she's still commenting every 20 minutes on the dead blog praying someone will talk to her
poor ellen, she can't stop patrolling the blog and rages every time someone mentions her name. she's begging that you PLs stop mentioning her!
The golden globes are on Sunday. And my globes are in a VS bra.
i've yet to pay over $100 for a le pliage
my bfs golden globes are in his briefs but sometimes they are deep in my mouth, ass or puthy. if his friends are over sometimes I have golden globes in every orifice at once
In that one coffee vlog Kai did, where did she get k-cups that are pre-sweetened and pre-creamed??! I haven't seen those at all-even if I get a flavored coffee k-cup, it comes out black like her soul. Is it a fattie thing or something?! I can't believe she added even more sugar and creamer to that shit.
*Walks into the MoarFail mansion, heels clicking on the marble floor as I walk down the hall. Heads right to the grand room, sits down at the piano*
*starts playing the notes to "Wrecking Ball"*
singing I love my girls, my MoarFail girls, and I'm..... not playing no... games.....
it's ~sweet~ coffee just like there's sweet tea. the only difference is how you define ~sweet~ a coffee drinker will probably think ~sweetened~ coffee is sweet, but someone like kai who doesn't drink coffee will think it's disgusting hence a literal cupful of sugar and like 3tbsp of creamer.
Dear Lora. I know u are posting here....would u please wash ur face of the disgusting paint job you've given yourself ( although seeing what you actually look like underneath doesn't get any better). Also, please lose about 75 pounds, brush your hair, try taking care of the snarly lipstick- stained yellow fangs you've got weeding out of your face, grab a modest wardrobe that doesnt scream " hey y'all! I'm an over weight, middle aged woman with rolls and lard just squeezing out where I think my cleavage is and under my flabby arms, but hey, doesn't this short skirt show off my cellulited ass?! Someone grab me a beer and a snickers bar! ". Lora, you should do all of these things before you scream your reckless self proclamation of the beauty you exert. Sweetheart, there is no beauty apart of you whatsoever, inside or out. You are a miserable so that spends her time spewing hatred, lies, and harsh word towards people that you aren't even worthy enough ( on your best day) to look at, including Kai, Momo and the other so called bowie socialites. Misery loves company. You deserve to hear harsh comments after your accusations and vile filth that you've said to and about people.....at the end of the day, the most beautiful people in the world don't talk about how beautiful they are. When you aren't a beautiful person (like yourself) and you have an even uglier soul, you really don't have anything going for you Lora. Suggestion, forget about ur delusional false sense of entitlement (bc this world owes you NOTHING, you self righteous idiot), and work on becoming a decent person on the inside. And maybe JUST maybe all ur vanity dreams will come true. But until then, you will continue to look, act and be the cow-witch who looks like she just stepped out of her trailer in the back woods of west Virginia and is dying to slut it up, barefoot and drunk at the nearest watering hole. Go back to ur trailer ans fry something you mean miserable old lady! And p.s. Stop talking about ur less than stellar achievement at a university where they hand out diplomas, it's only impressive when u graduate magna cum laud at an ivy league school. For an English major, you're quite embarrassing and a perfect example of how our universities have educationally failed the American people! Miss English major, it's cum laudE, not cum laud.
ariel seamonster has been uploading. I kinda wish she got really popular on YT just because it would make Kai bitchface
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EXTRA ! EXTRA!
kai ate canned potatoes!
kai ate canned potatoes!!
READ ALL ABOUT IT AT GG!
If Kailyn wants it
She should get it
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na
Kay's Kiss™
Is something we can't resist
Her lips are
UNDENIABLE!
Remember when we were so lucky to get a glance at Kay's Klit™ ?? My clitoris is still engorged!
*saves the Kay's Klit™ photos before this dead fail blog is deleted*
If Kailyn wants me, she can have me!
Hey guys what's happening? I just found this blog! I was so lost after Moar Fail was randomly deleted! I have no clue what's going on, why are people saying my name?
Anyway, does anyone want to be a stripper? I'll do another Q&A! I'll be here for about an hour! Get your questions in!
hi ellen hun! we PLs have no clue what's going on! some stalker keeps talking about you, you might want to get a restraining order!
i just got a job at a bar and i start dancing tomorrow night! i'm so nervous! what should i do? what should i wear? how do i get paid?
I'm looking at comments now and someone thinks I was here the whole time? I literally JUST found this new blog! I've been on GG this whole time! So glad to have my girls back!
Congrats sweetie! Just wear something sexy. Men are simple and panties and a bra should be enough. Just be yourself and make the men feel special. The manager should give you your cash after the shift. Good luck, sweetie!
thanks ellen, babe! i feel much more confident now! may i ask how much you made a night? i'm hoping to make at least $50.
Aww your welcome, sweetie! You should definitely make $50! You could always privately arrange to meet the men after the club closes and make $200 a night, if you know what I mean. ;)
Who is pretending to be Ellen? I AM Ellen. How do you know I'm not Ellen? Hmm? I have my Facebook linked.
ellen bohn is mad and now she's babbling trying to save herself lmfao. always TROLLED. literally no one gives a shit about you, ellen sweetie, so only you would be mad at some troll trolling you and be outraged over it.
No one is posing as Ellen. Hello, I AM ELLEN! Lol! Kai, is that you?
who is sf sad that they pretend to be a trashy methhead? oh yeah, fail troll. enjoy these few comments, hon. youve already admitted that raging on the blog makes your life so much more bearable
fail troll is getting to rage at ellen bohn again!!! so happy for you, honey =]
the white PLs were sitting here chatting with sweet ellen and some angry moron just comes on screaming allegations and being a retard. wtf? go back to GG.
What should I name it? EllenBohnsGirls.blogspot.com? EllenJessicaBohn.blogspot.com? I want it to be a personal blog yet for the pretty ladies!
ellenjessicabohn.blogspot.com! complete with photos and a bio! so cute!
let me in the party blog! i am a pl!!!!!!
we've been having weekly club parties! it's so much fun and it's classy and normal because that raging fat retard isn't on.
i'm still laughing so hard that me and the club girls moved to a new blog flawlessly and left casey and that raging retard alone here on the dead blog lmfaooo too classic!
Everyone finds my life interesting, so I'm making a personal blog anyway. I'm NOT poor or trashy lol and CPS didn't take my son. You all made that up because you wanted a trashy character to hate. You'll all get the real story on EllenJessicaBohn.blogspot.com! I might even get a domain for it, so keep an eye on EllenJessicaBohn.com! :)
CACKLING!!! CASEY NUTSACK HAS LOST IT!!! HE THINKS HE IS HELLEN JESSUS BOOPER!!!!
Sue tried to sleep with my husband and she tried to steal from my home. She was never welcomed back into my house after that. She is trash!
CACKLING!!! CASEY NUTSACK HAS LOST IT!!! HE THINKS HE IS HELLEN JESSUS BOOPER!!!!
Keep and eye on ellenjessicabohn.com sweetie. I'll be making more than your welfare checks! LMFAO!
lmaooo
Keep checking ellenjessicabohn.com for updates! It should be up soon! xoxo :)
yep. she talked to herself again about stripping and was her own biggest fan. everyone HATES her, wtf is she doing?
lmao ok ellen
how delusional are you, ellen bohn? you have to be high again.
how delusional are you, ellen bohn? you have to be high again.
THIS DEAD BLOG IS DEAD! RIP! GET A LIFE ELLEN JESSICA BOHN!
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