Monday, 13 January 2014

Kai's Official Crotch Turd!



Kailyn is now officially 14 weeks pregnant! She has been parading in maternity wear on her Instagram and is claiming her obese belly is the baby. She has been stuffing her potato head with unhealthy drinks and snacks too because babby will apparently filter out all of the shit. Kailyn Mama has already bought girls clothes for the FAS crotch turd before even knowing the sex of the baby and Kai is thuper essited to find out what she is having! Aside from her being pregnant she has been keeping to the usual schedule of being lazy, eating copious amounts of junk, hoarding makeup and hardly seeing Madd. Kai saw her once a month husband over the Christmas period so he could give her shitty gifts of a Hello Kitty blanket and cup. She also posed for photos with Granny, Mama and Papa Wilcher like a true socialite!




Kai's massive keg belly in all its hideous glory.



Here she is holding her stomach as if all that fat is her baby bump.



Triplets!



Mama and Papa Wilcher. It is sad when you look older than your parents, Kai's incredible weight gain has aged her by 40 years.

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Anonymous said...

poor MWH will finally have to get a job and stop hitting F5 all day long

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GG always wins

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