Kailyn is now officially 14 weeks pregnant! She has been parading
in maternity wear on her Instagram and is claiming her obese belly is the baby.
She has been stuffing her potato head with unhealthy drinks and snacks too
because babby will apparently filter out all of the shit. Kailyn Mama
has already bought girls clothes for the FAS crotch turd before even knowing
the sex of the baby and Kai is thuper essited to find out what she is having!
Aside from her being pregnant she has been keeping to the usual schedule of
being lazy, eating copious amounts of junk, hoarding makeup and hardly seeing
Madd. Kai saw her once a month husband over the Christmas period so he could
give her shitty gifts of a Hello Kitty blanket and cup. She also posed for
photos with Granny, Mama and Papa Wilcher like a true socialite!
Kai's massive keg belly in all its hideous glory.
Here she is holding her stomach as if all that fat is her baby bump.
Triplets!
Mama and Papa Wilcher. It is sad when you look older than your parents, Kai's incredible weight gain has aged her by 40 years.








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«Oldest ‹Older 1201 – 1400 of 3412 Newer› Newest»what a dedicated dipshit. ellen's fat lunatic stalker is speeding to the hospital in the back of a wailing ambulance and still shes raging on the blog
yep, mmhmm, what a nice story, dear.
i cant wait until 24/7 blog loser keels over from exhaustion and edema
yeah... ok... right... isn't it your bed time, dear?
yeah... ok... right... isn't it your bed time, dear?
You can leave any time, retard. This poor, poor retard thinks she's obligated to keep watch over her fail blog
ellen honey, you know you can't be unsupervised. now settle down and be a good girl.
the EMTs are probably trying to ask what happened and the ellen obsessed psycho just keeps screaming "i cant let ellen bohn win"
ellen's stalker is definitely going to get plopped in the looney bin after this LOL
yep, you're so right, sweetie! here's a gold star sticker! such a bright intelligent girl you are!
yep, you're so right, sweetie! here's a gold star sticker! such a bright intelligent girl you are!
are you just going to sit on your fat limburger-smelling ass and fail at patronizing?
lmao why, is it making you mad? it clearly is, so yes! you can't leave yet, sweetie! lmfao ellen bohn, always being controlled and tormented.
dont teach her a new word! she will drive it into the ground
i don't patronize bunny rabbits!
lmao why, is it making you mad? it clearly is, so yes! you can't leave yet, sweetie! lmfao ellen bohn, always being controlled and tormented.
lmao why, yes! yes, sweetie, it is! you are so right, honey. c'mere gimme a kiss and lets snuggle up and take a much needed rest. we have been raging so hard all weekend
ellen's blood pressure and rage levels are at critical!!! that and the fact she's exhausted and hasn't slept in 48 hours.... she's going to drop dead any second now!
ellen's blood pressure and rage levels are at critical!!! that and the fact she's exhausted and hasn't slept in 48 hours.... she's going to drop dead any second now!
i certainly hope not. that will be the 3rd time that ellen has dropped dead this weekend
ellen's blood pressure and rage levels are at critical!!! that and the fact she's exhausted and hasn't slept in 48 hours.... she's going to drop dead any second now!
wow. this is what fail tard overheard her parents talking about...under the basemint where they are shackled :/
just counted it up and apparently ellen has taken 800 ambulance rides and died 64 times since friday
wow sweetie! you're such a good counter! what a darling little angel you are, ellen!
just update your foe lists ffs
ew hollywood hillbillies. is that copper cab's hick family?
you can put anyone on your foe list, sweetie! just use your imagination! and what a big word for a big girl! "foe"... just yesterday you were calling them "big meanies!" such a smart girl!
http://news.yahoo.com/39-active-shooter-39-reported-maryland-mall-officials-170806135.html
lulz mama and kai have probably been freaking the fuck out. no more malls for kai!
i think its time for a lil celebration. take these here gin shots and shove it up your asses. you be feeling good
i bet kai can't go outside for 96 hours now. it's the sniper all over again.
kai's grandma makes the best boiled goose
kai's having a cheeseburger!
http://youtu.be/346NJY3ZDwI
This page is dedicated to sweet darling Ellen Bohn! She's such a sweet special girl who always tries her very best!
finally. ellen's snapped stalker can go to bed since she got top comment on the new page
This page is dedicated to sweet darling Ellen Bohn! She's such a sweet special girl who always tries her very best!
Awww thanks girlie!!!
Go take your nap, ellen dearie!
sorry but her bb is going to quit life as soon as it lays eyes on its "mother" if you can even call kai that
yup kai and lisa are holed up in their falling apart shack because of the cuhrathy mall shooter. shes so bored shes showing old moldy baby clothes that were cousint eli's. some of them are 18-24 mos lmao
Go take your nap, ellen dearie!
yes and then you go take a dirt nap, smellen lover.
don't be mean, ellen! don't make me wash your mouth out with soap!
kai cant even identify the basic animals on baby clothing...
i think ith uh bayr no a puh dog i think ith a dog. mayb ith a juhraft
kai cant even identify the basic animals on baby clothing...
so what if you dont like it dont watch it its her life her babby if u dont like babby dont like it
smellen's psycho stalker definitely took a valium and pummeled her kilt. she is so chill now
yep, ok sweetie. you're getting so sleepy! go to bed, ellen dear!
I'm following her. She seems like she has a good head on her shoulders
bye ellen pretending to be a PL!
i need a good head in my puthy tbh
take me with youuuuuuuuu. no mommmmmmy dont leave me. no mommy mommmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy
*smacks ellen in her face* where did you learn such filth, sweetie? your daddy? your daddy touches you????? :O
yes. and i loved every second!
oh fuck off ellen. so obvious you want to go to bed but can't as long as someone keeps commenting. sorry sweetie, you arent sleeping any time soon!
wow you are SO sexy. i love the way you tease my kilt
*ellen's lover is such a pig.
http://youtu.be/wY4ccLwNlRs
i think its time for another tc. we have so much to catch up on
jason momoa
omg yes. he needs to get rid of lisa bonet. her pussy is too old for him
ellen was buddinz
nah. buddinz was smellen lover
ok ellen. it was literally you though.
lets go harass dani for old times sake!
remember when ellen was obsessed with dani for fucking 4 months straight?
lmao and ellen mentions dani, right on time!
what is dani doing anyway. prob raging over jbiebz being a jerk
ok ellen. it was literally you though.
nope. it was you, fail tard. keep defending yourself tho
why is ellen's #1 fan getting mad again? i liked her better while she was doped up and enjoying the afterglow from her kilt pummeling
what is dani doing anyway. prob raging over jbiebz being a jerk
she probably still thinks shes married to nial, pregnant by harry, and having an affair with justin
is ellen ever going to get off the blog again??? or is she going to be here literally 24 hours a day now?
yes, sweetie! you owned her! yep. whatever you say, darling ellen.
ellen's stalker is a door nut
in honor of ellen obsessed loser's afterglow wearing off
http://youtu.be/UN371tq2F0M
smellen's lover is a wackadoodle
where the fuck does smellen keep finding these random songs? is that what they're playing in the trailer parks?
bunch of smelly disheveled mental patients on this blog
where the fuck does smellen keep finding these random songs? is that what they're playing in the trailer parks?
but seriously when are you going to stop having violent mood swings and beating your poor elderly parents?
i see ellen's stalker has latched onto the word "resident"
yes sweetie, resident is such a big word! do you know how to use it, ellen?
take another bottle of valium ellen's #1 fan
what's that, sweetie? you want your pills? ok hun, here they are *hands ellen her 50 psycho meds*
yes sweetie, resident is such a big word! do you know how to use it, ellen?
another reading comprehension fail, darling. no one said it was a big word, honey-sweetie. go back and try again, big girl!
ok ellen, add "resident" to your vocabulary list, sweetie. you can look up the meaning later during school time, dear.
ellen's psycho stalker is just mad because she will always be the 24/7 blog resident loser
yes sweetie, that's right. whatever you say hun!
ok ellen, add "resident" to your vocabulary list, sweetie. you can look up the meaning later during school time, dear.
honey, the comments are still up. anyone can go back and see that you repeat what everyone says like a 100 year old dementia sufferer
*nods* ok sweetie. that's nice. are you sure you don't want to go nap nap? you're so sleepy! sleepy little piggy!
*nods* ok sweetie. that's nice. are you sure you don't want to go nap nap? you're so sleepy! sleepy little piggy!
youre going to conveniently dismiss that fact, aren't you sweet penis?
ellen honey, you're cranky. go take a nap already. we'll get you mcdonalds when you wake up and get you the toy! ok sweetie? be a good girl.
play it cool, psycho. act like we cant scroll up and see that violent mood swing you just had
yes ellen. ok honey.
im flipping through ellen obsessed loser's old school files. they are quite interesting. lots of visits to the guidance councilor.
girls, please be very gentle and patient with ellen bohn. she's special needs. please don't get her too riled up.
im starting with the fail troll in the mear!
im going to be so happy when kai's mermaid flops out dead
*smiles politely* ok ellen hun
*smiles politely* ok ellen hun
*looks at you with disdain* youre still here?
ellen is getting so tired. she's a stubborn one who won't sleep even when she needs to. please, let her rest! she doesn't want to go take a nap when all her little friends are here!
*looks at you with disdain* youre still here?
are YOU still here ellen? yes? then so is your caregiver, sweetheart!
lmao ok ellen. what ever you say, honey!
are YOU still here ellen? yes? then so is your caregiver, sweetheart!
um LMAO fail! stop fucking up the RP, dear. thanks
um LMAO fail! stop fucking up the RP, dear. thanks
*nods* ok sweetie, whatever you say hun.
dead smellen still acting like she's the one trolling and winning. she truly is retarded.
uh oh here comes violent mood swing #56. she just realized she's being trolled and she is MAD. ellen you will pay for this one
yes sweet ellen, that's happening. what an imaginative little girl you are!
bless your heart, ellen caregiver. it must be tough work trying to care for that fat retard who does nothing but mouth breath and screech all day long babbling nonsense.
me and lisa wilcher have weekly meetings and share tips on how to deal with overgrown fat retards. we're still planning a playdate with sweet kailyn and ellen! ellen is dying to meet her best friend!
btw, neither one of them is pregnant. we just fatten them up and let them think they're having babies so they can feel like grown women. they'll be getting a baby doll in 9 months. that's it. please, don't tell ellen or kai the truth!
hmm. youre just like lisa wilcher! you are worse than the actual retard you look after and some how keep existing.
ellen was also raped by her father and was the father of roger. that is why we stepped in and took that poor inbred baby away. she had a psychotic break when all of that happened and hasn't recovered. please understand why she is doing what she's doing.
and all this time i thought roger was so hideous because he looks just like ellen
ellen is very racist. she actually has the audacity to go up to black people and scream nigger. it's so embarrassing! we're working on it though.
ellen is very racist
ellen sounds like a pretty cool chick
yes ellen, you are a very cool chick, sweetie!
uh oh! i did poopie!
oh ellen, another accident? i told you to stop playing when you have to go potty! but you never listen! now look!
today i bought kai a $100 gc to sephora. i saw on the news what happened and i knew what i had to do
aww ellen, that was so sweet of you to spend your welfare check on kai! what a darling sweet angel!
i found ellen obsessed loser's dad
http://youtu.be/UhSOi0Cg1MA
ellen, are you having a sad moment thinking about your dad? come here, honey. *hugs*
*hugs* *sniffs* you smell lime limburger cheese and ass
ellen honey, we do not talk to people like that! say sorry right now!
like* sorry i am just soooooo sleepy
*comes bouncing in* did some one say chili cheese fries?
ellen honey are you ready for nap nap yet?
poor thing is so stubborn and just doesn't want to go to bed! she has been up for 38 hours now!
http://instagram.com/p/jnRHY3QH_U/
http://instagram.com/p/jXfnEvy7fG/
all that money and jen still looks like her wardrone is from kmart
http://instagram.com/p/jkHbpYuS8p/
ellen bohn finally passed out after raging for 40 hours nonstop!
i can not believe the amount of hours ellen spent raging and talking to herself. she seriously didn't stop since yesterday afternoon. she is absolutely insane.
robin's bb has a tiny ass head. is it a premie? or is it just ugly? kimye's bb is super adorable even tho it's basically a kanye twin with kim's coloring.
i have a soft spot for mixed babies. sahrry. she is pretty hair tho.
kjo34904 hours ago
Those "hooded blankets" looked like swaddlers.
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SincerelyKailyn4 hours ago
Then that's what they are I bet! :)
kai doesn't even know what swaddling is, jfc. and she thinks a simple white onesie is an "outfit". she has bought absolutely nothing for her own baby, it's either gifts from family or secondhand from cousint eli which look like clothes that have been in the family since the 50s. she is 100% oblivious to everything involving babies, mama is definitely going to be raising the new generation of rere in the wilsher family
http://youtu.be/p8surc9KNcg
leesha is looking super fat lately. i wonder how much weight she's going to gain.
WTF bh cosmetics made palitts for 2 YT ppl why?
i cannot at judy and benji, i've never seen well-off people be so stingy with money. they take advantage of her parents' military discount sf much, why?! are they like transferring money back to their relatives living in shacks in the philippines or something? idgi
I think Kai is gonna have a girl.....a mutant retard of a girl at least. Who the fuck gains 6 pounds at the very beginning of their 2nd trimester??! That's not normal Kai!! Good luck with that glucose test hambeast!
the blog has been quiet for hours now because ellen bohn finally passed out after being awake for 39 hours straight. she was on all night last night and all day. such an obsessed bipolar schizo whacko.
ellen's babyshower literally consisted of her going to her 40 year old boyfrint's house to have dinner and cake. she has no friends or family that gaf about her enough to gift her anything substantial for a babyshower.
then this chipmunk:
http://distilleryimage3.s3.amazonaws.com/43650942865011e3b2a4120e4e51d427_8.jpg
40 year old boyfrient's parents' house*
kai's top lip lulz wut even
ugh is anyone having issues with adblock? i've been getting yt ads so i uninstalled it and reinstalled it and still? ugh no wonder nobody donates to the creator
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1w5lml/my_mom_works_at_a_school_with_mentallyhandicapped/
they're talking about rere strength in the comments. lookin' at you kailyn wilsher
What ever happened to Shiloh?
shiloh from the onision drama? after onision, she got a new boyfriend (a normal one) and had a baby, then baby died of SIDS, their relationship fell apart, she got to a point where she seemed like she didn't want any part of the onision drama, but she's never stopped following onision's drama aka she still reblogs onision-related stuff on tumblr, has tweeted onision's teenaged wife, etc..
Ellen's #1 fan is always here. Ellen passed out yet she continued her babbling in 5 paragraphs one after another about her beloved Ellen.
smellen went to bed early last night and she's up early, no surprise there. hi ellen!
look at smellen's lover. so happy so she can jump to the moon that her lover Ellen is up! she's been waiting all night and morning!
"the blog has been quiet for hours now because ellen bohn finally passed out after being awake for 39 hours straight"
"well ofc it's dead after her long shift on the blog"
these comments are ringing pretty true rn. i would ask you why you try acting like more than one person and why you refer to yourself in 3rd person, but i know you're mental
ok smellen's lover. whatever you say, sweetie.
I love how the minute Ellen is up, her lover is right on the minute there in the blog! hmmm never did leave did you, loser
http://instagram.com/p/jnxf4xpmwO/
i literally gasped
👹
welcome to america where headlining news is comparing/contrasting justin bieber's dui and the nignog football player's use of the word thug
So this is what it's come down to smellen her lover and two or three pretty ladies to document everything
is smellen's lover dead? god I hope so.
is smellen's lover dead? god I hope so.
this is the comment that made smellen's lover rage omfg lol
Ellen's #1 fan is about to have a stroke and die. just look at that raging babbling paragraph! thank the gods!
its just me and my girls and this ugly smellen lover
LMAO the dumbass ellen-obsessed psycho stayed up f5-ing and guarding the the dead blog from ellen last night. its so obvious and someone called it last night. the blog is always dead on sunday because the idiot stays on the blog 24/7 friday and saturday. she doesnt have any energy to troll today. shes probably just waking up
http://casesearch.courts.state.md.us/inquiry/inquiryDetail.jis?caseId=0000001120E3P&loc=16&detailLoc=DSTRAF
lmao madd's license is suspended
ive never seen such a fail driver. he gets a ticket every time he leaves the house
WHITE,CAUCASIAN,ASIATIC INDIAN,ARAB
what
madd weighs less than kai!
not that he would havw but madd wont even be able to drive kai to the hospital
of course loser ellen bohn is patrolling the blog all day long again. she's going to spend yet another week here. wasting her pathetic life away.
no wonder matt hasnt been around and kai hasnt seen her husband in months even though she's pregnant. lisa must be furious matt gets a suspended license while kai is pregnant. such fails.
but madd lives at kai! where have the pictures been kai?! oh...oops, huh? =]
at kai's*
that happened before christmas too, so he illegally drove over an hour to the wilsher house? jfc these people are beyond stupid
oh jk it got suspended this month. you can get a ticket for doing 9 over in md? they must know everyone there shouldn't be going faster than 50, too retarded for that.
ok ellen, stay mad!
ellen's stalker just woke up! she's ready to talk about ellen j bohn nonstop everybody! put your lulz to the side. its time to talk about ellen!
ellen's already getting riled up and ready to F5 and scream and rage. what a loser.
today ellen is trying her calm "not ellen" routine. nice try, sweetie.
(((((they'll all going to laugh at you ))))) x 100
should have listened to your mommy, smellen lover instead of beating her.
ellen is so mad she's writing nonsense that makes no sense. keep raging, hun!
smellen is high, so of course out come the ESL comments that are more retarded than the usual retard babble she leaves.
smellen lover, one response was enough. no need to talk to yourself.
ellen's mad lmfao. another sunday she's going to spend in the ER. three weeks in a row!
smellen lover is raging lmfao
yes sweetie. taunting you and making you rage and act like a retard = raging. ok hun. keep it going, dear!
of course ellen bohn is bashing herself and talking to herself because her beloved kailyn was being bashed and the blog caught on to matt's suspended license. boss kailyn sent her retarded minion over to derail the blog.
smellen lover just came back from the hospital.
ellen, abort that FAS fetus, get a job, and get off welfare already. do something with your worthless life.
of course tweaked knee commented on GG while smellen was here waiting to rage.
yes, sweetie. if you say so! keep raging away to let that anger out! you dont want to keep it all in and have a stoke again, dear!
This page is dedicated to Ellen Jessica Bohn, who is high again and spending yet another day on the blog instead of getting a job and bettering her shitty life.
This page is for Ellen's stalker. Yes, she is STILL here! This is day 4 or 5 or 12, but who's counting.
lmao nice try, ellen! but this page is for you, sweetie!
i liked you better when you are doped up and coming down from an orgasm, ellen's stalker
lmao nice try, ellen! but this page is for you, sweetie!
thanks, honey. i just cant compete with a full0time fail troll. congrats on your 5000th top comment, sweetie
go beat up your parents some more, Ellen's lover
the nonsense meth head retard ellen is spewing right now.... go take another nap, sweetie. you clearly didnt get enough sleep last night.
lmao why are you so angry, honey? its all in good fun, sweetie
oh yeah, sweetpea! that's why you rage so hard you get hospitalized and dedicate literally 24/7 to patrolling the bnlog. all good fun! you're insane.
i can't even bash ellen anymore. it's so obvious she has multiple mental problems and isn't right in the head, at all. she has a cabinet full of meds but obviously none of them are working.
oh yeah, sweetpea! that's why you rage so hard you get hospitalized and dedicate literally 24/7 to patrolling the bnlog. all good fun! you're insane.
bnlog? huh? stop raging so much
huh? what possibly could bnlog mean? i'm too retarded to decipher a simple typo. hurr durr what do you mean?
- ellen bohn, IQ of 28.
GET OFF THE BNLOG ELLEN'S STALKER!!!!
keep raging, ellen! you were patrolling the blog in silence so relieved no one mentioned your name, then the second it was you popped those caffeine pills and got high on meth and started your rampage. going to be here all night now as revenge? always so predictable and easy to rile up.
huh? what possibly could bnlog mean? i'm too retarded to decipher a simple typo. hurr durr what do you mean?
- ellen bohn, IQ of 28.
lmao! look at ellen's stalker getting defensive over her typo getting called out. clam down, sweet penis. its just a bnlog!
i can't even bash ellen anymore. it's so obvious she has multiple mental problems and isn't right in the head, at all. she has a cabinet full of meds but obviously none of them are working.
says ellen's stalker as she continues her 5th day on the blog. booie logic
lmao! look at ellen's stalker getting defensive over her typo getting called out. clam down, sweet penis. its just a bnlog!
ellen is trying super hard to act calm so it's obvious she's raging super hard! lmfaoooo! another sunday night in the ER is coming up!
Ellen's lover is going to go into full cardiac arrest. all over a BNLOG!
im saying bnlog and cackling
ellen bohn is definitely high
ellen is trying super hard to act calm so it's obvious she's raging super hard! lmfaoooo! another sunday night in the ER is coming up!
and you can't even "act" calm on a fucking anonymous bnlog. i would hate to see your parents bruised and battered faces. you are obviously one disturbed individual
ellen is probably bashing herself lbr. she always does this. she's sf bored with her life and needs some attention because she's so lonely.
im saying bnlog and cackling
me too.
it almost sounds like bin laden!
*nods* yes ellen sweetie. bruised and battered parents. ok hun. is that a vision you had? are you hallucinating again, sweetie? we better up your doses on psychosis meds!
it's just too easy to bait smellen and torment her for a bit. she always falls for it and then rages for hours and hours, even after you leave. she's such a retarded cunt. it's hilarious.
keep pretending you are the one in control, sweetheart. the whole bnlog can see that you have spent 120 hours defending the fail blog against ellen j bohn. you are win, sweetie!
*nods* yes ellen sweetie. bruised and battered parents. ok hun. is that a vision you had? are you hallucinating again, sweetie? we better up your doses on psychosis meds!
*nods back* yes, sweetie. have you calmed down yet?
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