Kai and Madd were interrogated over the attempted rape of Ariel
Sea Cow, as evidenced from a GG Granny’s FB chat. What started as a few
innocent drinks in the lavender dungeon, turned into Madd and his fat wife
trying to lure a very drunk Ariel into a threeway situation. Ariel managed to
flee and call the police to report this horrific crime, the Wilcher-Hughes were
held separately in different police cars and questioned one by one. This seems
to be accurate judging by the report issued to Faslyns Bowie mansion (also
judging by Kai’s track record, she would totally be keen to munch some snatch).
The pl’s are always right! They had suggested that perhaps Madd and Kai had
tried to cop a feel of Ariel’s whale physique. After this Kai and Madd
conceived their demonic child in a very smelly and loud fuck session. Their
cavernous bodies slapped together; in ecstasy with added excitement from
getting caught.
Kai is having a girl! She is thuper essited you guith! She
stuffed her gluttonous mouth on Valentines with Mama and Granny, whilst Madd
porked his piece of ass on the side. She has been posting nonstop photos of
baby clothes and junk food all over her Instagram.
Our favorite nappy headed ape Momo has been questioning her
relationship with James, even after he bought her dead gas station roses and
rotten chocolates from the dollar store. Now Moby Keef is busting his obese ass
at a car parts place, she is pondering whether or not to get back with him. He
claims to want her jumanji bush once more, and to plant some of his lardy seeds
in her wizened birth canal. Who will Momo choose? That is a very good question,
besides it must be very difficult when you have two suitors with such redeeming
qualities! *coughs*
Momo looking drunker than ever with her yellow toothed fuck whale
Momo posing with her rancid chocolates
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«Oldest ‹Older 2401 – 2600 of 3355 Newer› Newest»have fun refreshing the dead blog, babbling to yourself for another 8 hours straight, blog sweetie! you poor, helpless retard you. you keep making people rage, dearie. you're queen troll supreme!
lesbo? snatch? *hides in trash can*
job? work? *hides in trash can*
sweetie, hun, I am not your twin.
just when i thought casey finally died of aids...
that's it girls, fight amongst yourselves! =)
just when i thought casey finally died of aids...
Where did this come from? Nice try, Ellen. Don't pin this on poor innocent Casey. He has been done with this for years now.
stop bullying us
wow, you are OBSESSED with that comment i made about cheeto crumbs and zits lol. it must have really hit a nerve. youre actually like that arent you?
i have a thyroid condition ass
wow, you are OBSESSED with that comment i made about cheeto crumbs and zits lol. it must have really hit a nerve. youre actually like that arent you?
oh yeah you got me!!!! oranged-fingered pussed handed!!!
omg y'all britney spears is on the blog!!!
hit me baby one more time! im a ..slaaaaaaaaaaaaaave..-- 4 u.
eat. my. puthy.
smash. my. kilt.
so, this is the ellen bohn blog, not kailyn blog?
This is going to be Kai's next scandal - being arrested for selling pics of her naked baby to pedophiles and/or doing sexual things to her in the pics. Mark my words. And of course mama will explain it away as a misunderstanding.
The female Napoleon Dynamite
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cVXDYltIReM/T7pv5MNhRQI/AAAAAAAABkA/QFC0NM2VllI/s1600/mac.diva.4.jpg
why don't you get a job instead of writing paragraphs about your lover?
I can't believe blog loser stayed up all night to write pages of nonsensical and repetetive shit about her idol and goddess, ellen both. That is beyond coocoo.
so what's the news? except blog loser writing an essay on her lover. what's kai up to?
Spending yet another day on the dead blog, lonely loser Ellen Bohn? Weally? Weally?
going to stay up all day and night again to write pages to your lover, blog loser? weally? weally?
Stay delusional, Ellen Bohn.
"i haven't read the second book because i'm still emotionally scarred from the first one. :( i mean, it's my favorite book, but now i understand why there was a big blurb from the troll god on the front cover."
she's gonna be like those women who let ian watkins rape their babies.
lol oops
i meant to reply to this:
"This is going to be Kai's next scandal - being arrested for selling pics of her naked baby to pedophiles and/or doing sexual things to her in the pics. Mark my words. And of course mama will explain it away as a misunderstanding."
If I stay out in the sun too long while slathered in baby oil, my toes start to smell like bacon.
I'd hack your toes off and fry them on the concrete. yumyum
Mmmm your toes sound like delicious bacon flavored sausages, I'd go all Paula Deen and make a butter caramel sauce to pour over the top
Ellen, sweetie, did you apply for any jobs today? Did you visit your children? Hmm? Anything productive or did you just sit there hitting F5 and the crack pipe again?
I have 10 toes. You can both get 5.
my beaver is wet and itchy.
ellen's mad
5 each! Sounds thuper yummy!
it's never too late for an abortion. i am contacting your mom immediately.
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ok ellen bohn
ellen bohn is NOT 2 tons! she's only 1!
ellen bohn is out dropping off job applications! oh wait....
2 ton dyke makes me sick to my stomach. i always cross my legs around her.
ellen bohn is NOT 2 tons! she's only 1!
no, just no. she's 3, retard.
THUCK MY KILT
EAT MY TWAT
can somebody make a new blog and delete all comments with "ellen" in them? kthxbai
http://youtu.be/nnNNaX9rU1A?t=17s
Robotic eye blink at 18 seconds
how can a voice be obese? poor smellen's brain is fried.
aaaaaaand ellen bohn is wasting away yet another day on the dead blog. jfc
one comment was enough, ellen. stop talking to yourself all day on the dead blog and get a fucking JOB.
I agree. what kind of loon sits on a blog all day just to bash herself?
my favorite episode is where the crane rips 2 ton dyke's section 8 roof off and attempts to lift her out of her bed and away from her laptop but the chain on the crane breaks because it was never intended for that much girth. she just fucking falls back into the bed and keeps fail trolling
what if i told you that you no longer need to come to this blog?
Its sick, it really is.
herrrrrreeee's johhhnnnnyyy
immediately spams anncolt@lesbegonellc.com with tub girl typa pr0n
dont mess with the fail girls, hun
Hi my names MsCunnyMarie im trying to find my mom MsKailynMarie? she left me in the abortion bucket around '07
-Thanks
lmao the fat housestans are turning on mskailyn
maddys_momm I will be unfollowing your instagram and unsubbing your YouTube channel aswell. I find your videos very repetitive and mundane. There is no excitement anymore.
what if i told you that your blog is dead?
sweetie, your pea brain cannot even comprehend the genius in that letter.
honeey, are ya mad?
is mad the only emotion your tiny pea brain recognizes?
and what character is that hmmmmmm?
Queenifah-Poopifah-Peelisha Jackson. der
is mad the only emotion your tiny pea brain recognizes?
honey, you never show any other emotion
Queenifah-Poopifah-Peelisha Jackson. der
I'm not her, hunbun. you have to email her to talk to her.
why is fail troll getting embarrassed rn? probably because her flop trolling got called out
THATS ENOUGH! free puthy eatings for everyone!
why is fail troll getting embarrassed rn? probably because her flop trolling got called out
the only flop thing here right now are your 2 saggy boobs, sweetie.
fail troll is salty because of her failed trollings
honey, sweetie, maybe its time you go back to bashing sweet ellen bohn. you are not good at this.
pathetic fail troll begging for the trolling to stop
ok dis not fun start yellin' at ewen bown agin
holy shit the fail girls are getting pwned. they never kill themselves tho
what if i told you that you have schizophrenia and youre talking to yourself on a dead blog?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCff9cCBWMU
what if i told you that you have schizophrenia and youre talking to yourself on a dead blog?
what if I told you that I would love to strangle you every time I read your stupid single sentences.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Raitma28dRA
what if I told you that I would love to strangle you every time I read your stupid single sentences.
are ya mad, honey?
are ya mad, honey?
no I'm fine, thanks for asking tho. wanna rub puthies later on, buddy?
i remember when i got kissed at granger high school by these 2 hot girls that were my age
http://twitter.com/zabriskie16/status/442700380850225152/photo/1
is ellen still here talking to herself?
ellen sweetie calm down before you get so riled up you end up in the ER again.
can the rug muncher please go ahead and try to break into lisa wilchers house and eat both lisa and kai's twats and then promptly get arrested and sentenced to life in prison with no internet access
INTERNET PRIVILEGES REVOKED
ellen sweetie calm down before you get so riled up you end up in the ER again.
that was thanks to me, Success Troll.
lmao fail troll is still butthurt over her fail comment. honey, all your comments are full of fail. why is this one so special to you?
lmao fail troll is still butthurt over her fail comment. honey, all your comments are full of fail. why is this one so special to you?
how about no. try again.
yep jonah gallamore did get taken. its day 4 of no photos of him on ellen's ig. thank the lord. jonah's dreams of growing up cosby black have finally been realized
lmfao dykesssssss
[Verse]
How many times do I have to tell you
Even when you're crying you're ugly too
The world is beating you down, I'm there for every round
You're my pinata, you're my muse
My worst distraction, my rhythm and blues
I can't stop f5ing, this joke on the blog is for you
[Bridge]
My butt's underwater
But I'm farting fine
You're fat and I'm killing time
nice fail song, fail troll.
nice fail song, fail troll.
only the failest for you, hunty
madd made me cooooooooooooOOOOOOOOooO*voice crack*KIETH!
I had a fart so big and loud
I blew so high I touched the clouds
Wo-oah-oah-oah-oah-oh-oh
Oah-oah-oah-oah-oah-oh-oh
I stretched my butt out to the sky
We danced with fatties through the night
Wo-oah-oah-oah-oah-oh-oh
Oah-oah-oah-oah-oah-oh-oh
I'm never gonna get a job
Woah never gonna get up
No, please don't make me now
Oo-o-o-o-o-o
This is gonna be the best fart of my life
My li-i-i-i-i-ii-fe
Oo-o-o-o-o-o
This is gonna be the best fart of my life
My li-i-i-i-i-ii-fe
CLUB NIGHT IN MINUS T HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whats the club night blog?
cray cray
https://www.youtube.com/user/cindybin2001/discussion
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/20/god-spot-in-brain-is-not-_n_1440518.html
where is club night?
Sure, if that is what pleases you. Where is club night?
With enough lube, anything is possible. Self-fisting is great!
You broke the first rule of Butt Club.
no, hun, YOU did. it's why we call it CLUB NIGHT!!! we don't say the b word, sweetie.
mah mind is mah puthy and mah puthy is mah mind!!!
club night
it's not a fucking funeral. tack on some exclamations points and CAPS
CLUB NIGHT!!!!
club night
you keep it up and i'll club you over the head
cluuuub night
ok that's a lil better than just plain monotone 'club night'
klub nite
kilt night
I cannot WAIT until KILT NIGHT! The Smashing Kilts will be DJing and performing their #1 hit "Squirt on me"!!!
Should I invite Dani?
if she has a spiritual baby sitter for her spiritual infants then yes.
quleb neit
i can't wait until kilt night! we'll be smashing each other's kilts away!!!
[Fingazz]
"People always say
Kilt music is, uh, misogynistic and it's degrading to women
But what I realize, man
Women that like kilt
Don't, give, a FUCK
Women that like kilt
Don't care what they sayin'
If the beat's all right
She will kilt all night"
I can't make it to club night, I am trapped on the Shamrock Shake Boat. Being kidnapped sucks.
you can come to club night tomorrow, hon. i'll take a shot for you.
club night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KAI GOT THE PUTHY
KAI MAKES THE RULES
cindybin2000 needs a good ducking or a vibrator.
how did kai get partnered with stylehaul again? they kicked her out when people complained about her being banned from adsense last time, and they added her again after the name change? are they fucking blind to not see it's the same downsy girl?!
I don't keep up with Dani, wtf kind of trolling led to her shitting out a spiritual baby?
its gonna be a wild club night girls! the music is pumpin' and im really beginning to feel that appletini!
Steve Gallamore
6 hours ago
I'm so lucky to have such an awesome gf who loves me inspire of my flaws. I'm also very lucky she saved my life and gave me the greatest gift imaginable....baby Jonah. feeling thankful and lucky to be alive
inspire of my flaws
Can I just ask which store you 'ladies' buy your straight jackets from?? thanks
I love how smellen is quiet at nights. She's truly out hooking the streets.
look at blog loser, still obsessed with her lover, ellen. get a job, sweetie.
the thumbs up their asses malaysians finally released new info on the missing boeing 777. it actually did send out satellite pings for 6+ hours (had enough fuel for 8 hrs) after losing contact with air traffic control, it turned around and went in the opposite direction, although no direct path or location has been given. it was hijacked, but not crashed, hence why there is so debris and no sign of it. it is on land somewhere in a terrorist sypmathetic country hidden away in a hangar being repainted to blend in with some american airline. its probably going to reappear filled to the gills with bio weapons to be used as a cruise missile. told you american pigs you would eventually care about this
ultimate trolls
http://madmikesamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/islam-islam-religion-terrorism-demotivational-poster-1245367141.jpg
Good Morning, Friends!
Bonjourrrrrrno!
Good Morning, Family! Good morning, good morning, good morning! Yes!
this page is for my earlobes.
Hello everybody! Welcome back to my channel! My name is Kisha Jaggers and I am the author of The Glamorous French Housewife blog!
Hey every whon it's me Nikki here!
Hey guys! So today...
Hi youtube! And welcome back to my random thoughts on Thursdays!
HAI EVERYJUAN!
finally some peace and quiet. *sips on rum*
club night
please leave ellen bohn alone on her dead blog. everyone else is on gurugossiper.com. we left the babbling retard here alone so she won't bother us.
unfortunately jonah was given back to ellen. as you can tell by the tear in his eye, he is not happy about it
http://instagram.com/p/lkbHs9HVgF/
Steve Gallamore
6 hours ago
I'm so lucky to have such an awesome gf who loves me inspire of my flaws. I'm also very lucky she saved my life and gave me the greatest gift imaginable....baby Jonah. feeling thankful and lucky to be alive
LMFAO!! so ellen went after some insecure, depressed, suicidal drug addict so he would feel lucky to have a gf and "spoil her" which consists of buying her smokes and letting her live in his trailer. lmao fucking trash
SCALP HA!!!
jonah isn't even 2 months old and ellen already neglects him and dedicates more time to the dead blog than her baby. she's snapped and does noting but sleep and refresh the blog. CPS will obviously be there real soon.
jonah looks like the most miserable little sack of flesh. you can tell he is only allowed one fresh diaper a week and is made to scream himself to sleep while his 'mother' fail trolls, paints her nails and gets drunk
i'm still cackling at ellen dropping out of cosmo school after like 2 classes. now she just dedicates all her time to the dead blog.
what did ellen do, steal the cosmotology kit and drop out so she could guzzle pabst blue ribbon and do ghetto duck nails in her dilapidated trailer?
ellen doesnt even try to hide the fact that she is a drunk neglectful mother
already getting drunk around her 2 month old son. you know she gets free formula from social services so she doesnt have to stay sober to breastfeed OR spend her government check on her baby
even FAS retard kailyn wilcher will be a better mother than ellen bohn
thats not saying much
so obvious steve gallamore will get fed up of high useless ellen in his trailer doing nothing but staring at the dead blog all day and will do exactly like billy did and leave her fat ass and take the kid. then ellen will go find herself a third drug addict to have a third welfare crack baby with.
Lately, I've been, I've been losing hard
Dreaming about the things that we could troll
But baby, I've been, I've been playing tard,
Said no more counting hours
We'll be counting years
Blog loser has finally lost it. Get a JOB and stop bashing Ellen, LOSER.
poor ellen is absolutely sick of being bullied! stop it immediately! just stop!
I serious hate Tiff Leno. I know more about the new mailman that started this week than her boring ass after that tmi tag. She's seriously got no personality. I guess that's why she needs all those purses and shoes cuz otherwise she has nothing going for her.
2:54 they definitely chose malaysian airlines because of their lax procedures and officials. i mean look how long it has taken for their government to even find out what is really going on
Did Matt and Kai sexually assault Ariel? Is anyone on GG getting the report? Is Kai's rape scandal officially over?
you know kai begs lisa every day can i show the internet my bump today?!
kai has a deformed baby so she leaked a rape scandal to eclipse her horrifying news
Did Matt and Kai sexually assault Ariel? Is anyone on GG getting the report? Is Kai's rape scandal officially over?
some gg granny claims she contacted her lawyer and he sent in the right paperwork. she's being super shady about what's going on tho so who knows.
lol ok ellen. keep raging and spending every waking hour on the blog.
ellen bohn refuses to accept the blog is DEAD. what a pathetic no-life retard.
of course 24/7 blog loser got owned and has to respond several times to one comment. dont be salty, honey
ok ellen
blog loser is so stunned she can't even muster up a comment other than "ok, ellen" lmao. thanks for responding, sweetie, showing everyone just what a 24/7 chronic f5er you are!
ellen is screaming at the mirror again. yes hon, you are a 24/7 chronic F5er and it's a problem. go get your schizo meds now so you can stop being crazy.
pea brain parrot latched onto someone else's wording again. just stop sweetie. you will never be a successful troll. try spot mopping your local goodwill
lmao ok ellen, keep trying, sweetie. have fun screaming at yourself for 50 hours now.
did someone say 24/7 blog loser got a job as a janitor? congratulations, sweetie! you're first job - even though you're 56 years old, it must still be exciting!
here hon, i know its not much...
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51xf9vT4HcL._AA1300_.jpg
bye, sweetie. i dont think you'll have much time to fail troll here any longer. those floors need you
blog loser always gets pwned.
lmao ik. she's scared to refresh
club night!!
kailyn's rejects
2 ton dyke is here. i thought i smelled rotten fish
don't be jealous that you're not on the VIP list, sweetcheeks!!! i'll let you look thru the tiny basemint window!!
The Smashing Kilts will be performing their #1 Smash hit "Squirt on Me" TONITE AT KILT NIGHT!!!
there is no club night
why are all the females who get abortions or believe in them sf trashy and disgusting??
Just remember, Kailyn ALWAYS wins! Especially when she has retarded meth head losers like Ellen Bohn working for her for pennies just so they can save up for a crack rock.
of course ellen is sitting there F5ing still. you sure as shit ain't winning, hunny.
of course ellen is sitting there F5ing still. you sure as shit ain't winning, hunny.
says 2 ton dyke. don't you have a snatch to devour?
don't you have a baby to watch?
i don't have a snatch turd, hun. try again.
ok ellen bohn. so CPS took jonah already? good to know.
if the fail mod makes a new post after this post maxes out it's 100% her who sits here all day. and it's most likely ellen bohn herself lbr.
sweetie, hubunz, go kill yourself, babe.
exactly, ellen. take this PLs advice, hun. you are the most worthless piece of poo on the face of this earth.
exactly, ellen. take this PLs advice, hun. you are the most worthless piece of poo on the face of this earth.
ellen, what are you even doing?
ellen, hun, better start planning your excuse and act for a new post. obviously your pathetic fat ass is going to make one because you arent giving up retard ranting on your dead blog anytime soon, it's all you do all day.
fail mod: i just got back from vacation! here's a new post! i didn't read the comments at all! ellen was here 24/7? oh whatever sweeties, here's a new post for ellen to babble some more for another 2 months!
just 1 girl who calls ellen out!
look at ellen bohn still spending her life trying to convince the dead blog she's not fail troll, even though she's accidentally proven it 2048 times already.
pls should just come in and spam the post on occasion so i maxes out faster. smellen will probably cry once it maxes
poor blog loser is getting so frazzled. honey, sweetie, go mop some floors.
pls should just come in and spam the post on occasion so i maxes out faster. smellen will probably cry once it maxes
pls = you and your 939388 personalities.
Ok blog loser. We get it. Stop trying to convince the DEAD blog that it's not only you(which it is) raging 24/7 on the DEAD blog.
ellen spazzing out leaving 45 comments in a row. one was enough, sweetheart!
Can I just ask which store you 'ladies' buy your straight jackets from?? thanks
Leave me the hell alone!
Allot of Pro-abortion people (but not all) do not want to take responsibility for their own actions.
They want the pleasure of "free sex", but not the responsibility of the possible consequences.
It's a "me first" attitude, completely self-centered. They do not understand that for every "right",
there is a corresponding "responsibility". They want to be free of guilt or shame, without having to do anything about it.
Isn't it a shame that they insist on killing babies in order to make themselves "feel better".
It doesn't say much for our culture or our civilization.
i didn't forget anything lol
02/24/2014
Traffic Arraignment Scheduled
Scheduled For: 03/17/2014; 9:00 AM ; JOHN HOWARD BLOODWORTH; Butler
Uniform Traffic Ticket Filed
Judge Assigned
KUPER , ELLEN JESSICA , Defendant
1405 MUSTANG LANE
POPLAR BLUFF, MO 63901
Year of Birth: 1991
tell us how it goes, smellen!
03/11/2014
Warrant Issued
Document ID: 14-BTARW-237, for KUPER, ELLEN JESSICA. , Bond Amount: 1,000.00, Bond Text: CASH OR SURETY
Warrant Requested
Warrant Ordered-Probable Cause
Case called. APA Ted Thompson appears for State. Defendant fails to appear. Complaint having been filed and after considering "Probable Cause Statement" attached hereto finds probable cause to issue a warrant. Court orders warrant to issue. -- JHB
Associated Entries: 02/10/2014 - Traffic Arraignment Scheduled
Scheduled For: 03/10/2014; 9:00 AM ; JOHN HOWARD BLOODWORTH; Butler
no wonder the fat piece of trailer trash isn't leaving her broke down section 8 house. shits out a kid and already has a warrant out for her arrest jfc
does anyone want to be a stripper? i'll be on for a bit and can do a Q&A! it was such a success last time!
TAKE MY ADDRESS OF THIS SITE RIGHT NOW!
omfg remember when smellen did a stripper q&a with herself and was complementing her sausage body lulz
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