Kai and Madd were interrogated over the attempted rape of Ariel
Sea Cow, as evidenced from a GG Granny’s FB chat. What started as a few
innocent drinks in the lavender dungeon, turned into Madd and his fat wife
trying to lure a very drunk Ariel into a threeway situation. Ariel managed to
flee and call the police to report this horrific crime, the Wilcher-Hughes were
held separately in different police cars and questioned one by one. This seems
to be accurate judging by the report issued to Faslyns Bowie mansion (also
judging by Kai’s track record, she would totally be keen to munch some snatch).
The pl’s are always right! They had suggested that perhaps Madd and Kai had
tried to cop a feel of Ariel’s whale physique. After this Kai and Madd
conceived their demonic child in a very smelly and loud fuck session. Their
cavernous bodies slapped together; in ecstasy with added excitement from
getting caught.
Kai is having a girl! She is thuper essited you guith! She
stuffed her gluttonous mouth on Valentines with Mama and Granny, whilst Madd
porked his piece of ass on the side. She has been posting nonstop photos of
baby clothes and junk food all over her Instagram.
Our favorite nappy headed ape Momo has been questioning her
relationship with James, even after he bought her dead gas station roses and
rotten chocolates from the dollar store. Now Moby Keef is busting his obese ass
at a car parts place, she is pondering whether or not to get back with him. He
claims to want her jumanji bush once more, and to plant some of his lardy seeds
in her wizened birth canal. Who will Momo choose? That is a very good question,
besides it must be very difficult when you have two suitors with such redeeming
qualities! *coughs*
Momo looking drunker than ever with her yellow toothed fuck whale
Momo posing with her rancid chocolates
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«Oldest ‹Older 2201 – 2400 of 3355 Newer› Newest»well then i am praying VERY HARD for her to be pregnant. i just want you out of this world that bad.
since you hoped momo is pregnant, i hope that her baby is a stillborn. i hope its tiny 20 inch corpse comes to visit you while you sleep. i hope you awake to find momo and keef's disgusting zombie offspring nursing chewing on your saggy stretchmarked breasts
since you hoped momo is pregnant, i hope that her baby is a stillborn. i hope its tiny 20 inch corpse comes to visit you while you sleep. i hope you awake to find momo and keef's disgusting zombie offspring nursing chewing on your saggy stretchmarked breasts
wow. im kinda turned on by this. *smashes kilt*
KAILYN IS A LOOSE SNATCH GIRL WITH NO MORALS!!!
somejuan plz c&p momo's tweets here.
somejuan plz c&p momo's tweets here.
no thank you, ellen.
MY GIRLS MY GIRLS MY BEAUTIFUL GIRLS I HAVE FOUND THEE!!!
Love,
Blog Mama aka Success Troll™
KAILYN IS A LOOSE SNATCH GIRL WITH NO MORALS!!!
Stop sealing my lines, please. You are NOT one of my girls!!
- Success Troll™
ya seriously. you need to say bye before you leave.
idg how people don't put sheets on a mattress. it just screams i got my mattress off the side of the road or a thrift shop. literally mooren levels of poor trashiness.
are you saying that dani is poor?
Aaron Zabriskie @zabriskie16 6h
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how much were these girls paid
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BiESoCZCMAA8xce.jpg:large
DANI HAS GIVEN BIRTH!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAHKyjgwjik
get a job, looooooosers.
Real Wrestler X Page @WrestlerX_ Protected Tweets 5h
So I have been feeling pretty weird lately, and I'm not quite sure what is going on.
For instance I used to have no problem with ice cream, but I ate some over the past 2-3 weeks
and suddenly it seems to make me vomit whenever I eat it.
Also I have noticed an increase in my overall appetite, and that I am almost always tired all the time no matter how much I sleep.
I am supposed to get my period this week, so hopefully that will explain why I am feeling like I do. But other than that I'm not sure.
I doubt if I am pregnant, and if I am I certainly think it is too early to be experiencing symptoms.
But you should have seen the way I was vomiting last night. I couldn't even stop. It was terrible.
Also another thing is I went to walmart yesterday with James, and I saw Matt working there wearing a yellow vest.
So apparently not only is he not living with Kailyn, but he is still working at the walmart in this area.
I have also heard that wearing a yellow vest means that you got in some trouble or something like that. Though I could be wrong.
this bitch is not 33. also what is with her hair and makeup??? hideous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUvA-7T6T78&list=UUg9f9knI31hrUYBN8ey0m6Q
dairy upset, fatigue, expecting peroid
wow mooren, you're college educated and have no idea wtf pms is
i think she is 33, she has a lot of sun damage though. i don't see anything wrong with her makeup but her hair has been hideous for over a year now, she just needs to go dark brown already. she's too obsessed with pleasing her husbint and making sure he has a say in how she looks so she's been holding on to her brassy, fried hair instead of just coloring it brown.
at least her broke off porcupine pieces have grown out lulz
alicia collinge ritchie
http://www.courtminutes.maricopa.gov/scripts/meeds/qreturn.asp?casenumber=CR2008157012
thooper cayoot taking a junkie's last name! leesha can be the next smellen! i guess now all paul and steve have to do is rape someone and they can all be on kai's level
-Spartacus would prefer an experienced, cat-savvy owner. - She would do well with teens 12+, but hasn't met any younger children yet. However, if you have cat-savvy children under 12 years old, Spartacus would love to give them a try. -Spartacus isn't a big fan of dogs, so dogs would do better in a Spartacus-free home.
who gives jobs to these assholes?
LOLOLOLL thats amazing I wonder if leesha knows about pauls arrest record hmmm? Druggie jailbird's gonna make a great dad!
kiss
my
coconuts
This page is for my coconuts
who are you?
nobody steals my bushca!
just here to send a daily 💩 to you all. have a nice day and take care.
You can buy every lipstick --- from $1 Elf lipsticks to $50 Terry Rouge lipstick...and it will not camouflage the teef..
kai got the dick
kai make the rules
You can buy every dildo -- from Asian man to black man....nothing can camoflauge that lil stub...
what's up with everyone putting "*" at the end of trans now? i've seen it everywhere and don't understand.
uhh...Google it retard.
Is anyone gonna talk about "TheYoungNASAHousewife" shit that's happening on GG?
whats happening?
wut do u wanna no? she scammed to get some publicity for her page by opening multiple accts on google plus and GG. Talked about herself on GG with the scam accounts. Used the google plus scam accounts to comment on her videos and then deleted the scam accts to erase the trail. deny deny deny. Now she is gaining subs and views. Mission accomplished.
meh another jen clone without the bankroll
pretty soon jen is going to be a bankrupt jen
pinks of oxy would look her age instead of 45 if she went back to her natural dark brown hair color. that 4 inch regrowth with brassy ends is trashy and aging on a horse face
my friend is trying to set me up with her guy friend who has his own house on a lake, but i told her no, i cant i am dedicated to my girls on the blog
i see ellen bohn is spending yet another day patrolling the dead blog! 5 days in a row now. CPS must have taken jonah, and she definitely dropped out of fail cosmo school. the 4 days she went to class really traumatized her, and she missed the blog. she hasn't left the blog in 5 days straight now.
ok ellen bohn, keep raging away on the dead blog.
i see ellen bohn is spending yet another day patrolling the dead blog! 5 days in a row now. CPS must have taken jonah, and she definitely dropped out of fail cosmo school. the 4 days she went to class really traumatized her, and she missed the blog. she hasn't left the blog in 5 days straight now.
and here's blog loser, confirming that it was in fact her that is still fucking obsessed with nasa housewife. sweetie, have you ever tried fucking off?
keep patrolling 24/7 just to scream at the one girl on the blog, ellen!
i see ellen bohn is spending yet another day patrolling the dead blog! 5 days in a row now. CPS must have taken jonah, and she definitely dropped out of fail cosmo school. the 4 days she went to class really traumatized her, and she missed the blog. she hasn't left the blog in 5 days straight now.
Honey, that reminds me, you have (1) business day left to have sweet, ugly Jonah removed from the Gallamore household. You better be on the phone with CPS right now.
does no one fucking care about the missing malaysian plane? its so weird. where is the resident conspiracy theorist?
nosedived in the ocean idk
it looks like a hijacking but the government isnt revealing everything yet. there were 2 confirmed stolen passports used and maybe 2 more unconfirmed. with radar and gps technology planes dont just disappear without a trace or a distress call without some shit going down
it was aliens.
is that a threat you mooslim piece of shit?
shh dont worry about it, here's another gallon of rocky road ice cream. now, sit back and watch the series premier of your own show! My 600 Pound Life
anyone watch Hollywood hillbillies? or mrtyle manor? hilarious shows
you don't whoa me
those shows are so educational for other parts of the world as they accurately portray 90% of american families
myrtl manor is hilarious
look at the poor american having so much trouble with the word myrtle
can we get a mod in here?
can we get a duck dynasty in here!
Lay a kiss upon my twat.
i have a weird feeling leesha's baby is going to have a 50 pound head
isn't anyjuan original anymore? trashy french housewife stole jen's instagram picture and changed the name. tacky.
what instagram pic? what happened?
http://instagram.com/p/lTCUf_y7ZM/
does jen think dealing with the mean hater ladies of the internet makes her a soldier. don is just as bad, he's not a man. hes a pudgy dough-faced lesbo in denial
it's ellen bohn. she watches all the housewives to try and emulate them but fails miserably and is way too poor to even copy anything, gluing magazines to her trailer walls was all she could do to try and spruce up her 1976 wood panelled trailer. plus ellen has husbands walk out on her and CPS take her children, so she's not even a housewife. PLUS she's too high all day long and does nothing but refresh the blog, so she doesn't even clean or do anything.
this blog is all about job creation, right here in the u.s of a!
http://instagram.com/p/lLIaAEy7aC/
jen and don are smoking bud again
thank god kailyn marie wilcher fell off the face of the earth. that needed to happen long ago
ok ellen, go get high and pretend you're jen some more, sweetie.
i imagine kailyn's sagging fupa is slapping her knees when she waddles down stairs for a thnack by now
dole dipperth
#neverforget
the '07 mullet is back
http://instagram.com/p/lX1aH0H1E8/
SCREAMING she just gets uglier and uglier
lets be real leesha probably knows about paul's drug convictions because you know shes doing drugs right along with him thats probably why she lets him live off of her. butttt if she doesnt know I think the PLs should be the ones to tell her :)
leesha won't believe you.
pitifully**
i am an asexual. i don't tell guys i date tho. they're all worthless. i'm in love with my best guy friend tho.
how many jen clones are there and how many blog losers are stalking them?
now password protected. gg got too close http://www.weddingwire.com/wedding/UserViewWebsite?wid=aa09224539948df9&themeCode=24024&flash=skip
leesha's fat lesbian husbint had one drug conviction that was later downgraded to a misdemeanor. did you go to sunflower law school with mama wilcher?
blog loser. you also need a job,sweetums. maybe you and Ellen can go look for one together after you 2 are done scissoring each other
look at blog loser getting so angry
those filthy pigs at guru gossipER have gone TOO FAR!
no one cares about gg, retard.
http://instagram.com/p/lQa7R3DZYY/
nichole sad
dullsay went fish eyed ever since her nose job
fail mod sould change the name to okellen.blogspot.com. i feel like ive read "ok ellen" a million fucking times. your o and k keys must be close to broken and smeared with cheeto crumbs and puss from the zits you pop all day.
keep raging, ellen, and hitting your worn your F5 key.
keep raging, ellen, and hitting your worn your F5 key.
what, sweetheart?
that wasn't a typo, blog loser. wow. you are really an ESL tard to the max.
they call themselves pretty ladies as a joke. they love making fun of themselves.
i cum on this blog to troll and lick twats! that's it!!
"you all need some fucking jobs stop coming to a anon blog and find some direction or just be sorry all your life," ellen bohn tells herself in the mirror, as she hits refresh on the dead blog for the 124th hour in a row, ignoring her own words.
y'all glitter critters need to calm down and decorate with some more trash!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz72GR609Ao
LMAO@ madd being a cart pusher! This pretty much confirms it. So not only is he part time, but he is at the lowest paying position that there is at walmart. What a loser!
http://instagram.com/p/k-uhqVDZd6/
damn. Nichole is getting hella thick.
Real Wrestler X Page @WrestlerX_ Protected Tweets Mar 9
I have also heard that wearing a yellow vest means that you got in some trouble or something like that. Though I could be wrong.
no maureen, it means he's outside in the parking lot pushing carts and wears it so he doesn't get ran over.
*runneded over. Pardon my grammatical error
don't most people who work at wal mart move up the positions pretty quickly? he's been at the lowest level of cart pusher for what, 2 years now? lmao he can't even move up in rere wally world. saddd
fucking losers. GEY JOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBS
he can't move up at walmart because he doesn't want to because moving up requires more responsibility. madd is lazy af, as if he wants to do anything besides round up carts in a walmart parking lot..
what's it like being as bored as you, smellen? i'll never know so i figured i'd ask since you literally sit at home all day refreshing the blawg
http://distilleryimage10.s3.amazonaws.com/eff1c5b0a8b511e3979312177d5350d6_8.jpg
Smellen is starting to look like fatnat. It's like fat irene, fatnat, and fat smellen are all long lost sisters
please don't post anymore pics of you lover, blog loser. i always get sick.
http://imgur.com/BbLVS2p
sexy sexier sexiest!
does anyone here like to put peas in their eyes?
gg was right. this blog is full of retarded 4chan men that live in their mommas basement.
http://instagram.com/p/lYgGTKn1CF/
kai is still hoarding bows and bow headbands even though she's a single mommy-to-be who still lives at home with her own mommy and has done nothing to prepare for her deformed child.
lmao @ all the back handed compliments on that pic. kai never gets it
blahcakes Oh nice! You'll look so cute carrying your baby with these on!!
karraiol Are those headbands and bows for baby girl?
so kai started hoarding fucking SCARVES of all things? you can tell shes really out of things to hoard. and ofc she couldnt start using her disability check to hoard diapers or formula or a new carseat or a CRIB. that wouldnt satisfy kai's wants and needs and its all about kailyn!
you know kai is going to die when papa wilcher finishes painting and furnishing the nursery and bbbeluga cant show it off to her hater fans
Total Retard is a 2014 American dystopian factual drama written, directed and starring Lisa Wilcher, MsKailynMarie, Madd Hughes, Davit Benner, Mooren Elizabeth Lewis, and Ariel Sea Star. It is loosely based on the Yu S. Balls story "The Brain That Got Away". The film is nominated for 203 Oscars.
its so funny how so many yt girls are doing grocery hauls and talking about foods they make for their husbints and dinner. Then there's almost 24 year old Kai still living with mommy and drinking toddler juice boxes. While her husband is away pushing walmart carts.
I ate 6 fiber one bars and am now shitting and farting like crazy omgg. I had a meeting today and every time I farted I had to ruffle my papers loudly. and thank god Julie had her egg tuna salad today so that masked my 50 farts per minute self.
supreme of shitheads
if I eat your snatch reaaaaaal good can I be back into your good graces?
I'm sorry, sweetie, I'm in a monogamous relationship with Nestor Carbonell. You and I are fail troll partners, that is all.
http://instagram.com/p/lYgqEinVl_/
how is a baby that fucking ugly? it looks like it did crack the whole 9 months. oh wait
http://instagram.com/p/lYkoCXHVse/
this is beyond sad. Jonah keeps having recurrent dreams where a nice wealthy black family whisk him away from the trailer park
of course ellen is still here raging away, especially when her crack baby is brought up.
ellen hasn't posted a pic of jonah today because he was taken yesterday by child protective services. he is currently in foster care being treated for fleas and meth withdrawls
ellen has seriously been here for DAYS now, nonstop. why is she so invested in the dead blog? she does nothing all day but refresh the dead blog and rage at herself like the mental retard she is.
blog loser wishes she was a Success Troll.
ellen has seriously been here for DAYS now, nonstop. why is she so invested in the dead blog? she does nothing all day but refresh the dead blog and rage at herself like the mental retard she is.
blog loser is mad
she hasn't been back to cosmetology school in a while. she really has dropped out.
http://instagram.com/p/lYe4VMHVi1/
does it get any more gross than ellen bohn and her spectacularly trashy ig photos?
always dress like you just won a 2 week vacation to the caribbean girls!
always dress like you just won a 2 week vacation to the caribbean girls!
i wore my tropical seaskirt with crotchless panties and colorful + flowerific tank top at my gramma's funeral and i was getting so many looks! thanks for the advice, girl!
Lay a kiss upon my twat by midnight tomorrow.
Sweetie, its lesbianism like this that dissolves our partnership
I'm not that lesbo!!! Please believe me!!!
lmao @ the swamp family
http://instagram.com/p/lYQYLHttfk/
does anyone here like to put peas in their eyes?
I see ellen is trying to find some common ground. Sweetie, why not get a JOB and then we really will have something in common.
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i hate my bf so i flick boogers in his soup. i use my menstrual blood when i feed him my 'yummy pasta sauce'. i puke into his chicken potpie.
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another fucking peg leg
http://instagram.com/p/lOEdDmxT2p/
enjoy this video of a retard pretending to have a mommy purse
http://youtu.be/m6r8HAO54Ws
LMAO DED @ her "randumb ornj lightur"
KAILYN'S AN ADULT!
can i kill kailyn wilcher and send her body parts out to her fans?
She literally has ONE key and the rest is cards/keychains.
that one key is her car key, dumb bell.
*fat rubber voice* lemma no what i should defally have in my purth! *half-hearted giggleexhale*
no it's mama wilcher's back door key for when bbwhale has been out fucking all hours of the night and needs to sneak back in before daylight
she calls mama's spare door key her keyths. lmao
Nancy Smith14 minutes ago
You should do a video on what your keys are for. For example your car keys.
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i had to go home from work sick today because of binging on fiber one bars. don't ever eat so many of them! i'm afraid i will dehydrate and die now like those africans do. im shitting so much. i've shit at least 10 times today. this is NOT normal.
of course ellen bohn is still here hours later babbling away to herself.
i guess wow neat
uhh post her tweets rere
uhh post her tweets rere
u mad, ellen?
Nancy Smith3 hours ago
You should do a video on what your keys are for. For example your car keys.
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Kailyn Marie57 minutes ago
That's a little too personal sorry
maureen actually thinks she's pregnant... omg. the insanity never ends with her.
I don't think it really matters if you wait more than 10 mins. If it was negative then it will probably stay that way.
Talking about keys is too personal lmao. She's had the same key on her tacky keychain for the past 7 years.
she's probably milking nate's sperm nightly she's so desperate to get pregnant
why doesn't ellen bohn just give maureen jonah? she's neglecting him anyway since she's too busy patrolling the blog 24/7/365. maureen can finally have her white baby.
ikr, she gave roger to billy and has nothing to do with him now. she can pawn her other crack baby off and be free to hit F5 all day long.
Ingrid went to Bali with her new bf. where did luke ever take her? Around the corner and down the block on a tour van?! Or maybe to London for the Olympics? Nope that was YouTube.
she's out getting high and hookering. she'll be back in her trailer by 5am, then she'll scream at herself until 11am.
can you imagine that high psychotic loser ellen bohn sitting there grinning to herself as she hits F5 for the 10000th time and doesn't leave a comment, so proud of herself thinking she's winning and showing "welfare nigger" they're wrong? she's absolutely insane. plus this is like her 7th day in a row F5ing the blog all day long.
of course ellen is still here patrolling. her shift literally starts early as fuck in the morning and she patrols all day long until 1am.
ok ellen. keep bashing yourself. you're always sf predictable. LOSER.
KILTTY*
you don't bow me
i guess wow neat
HALLOW?
HALLOW UP THERE??
your favorites in one place
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College age pretty ladies must put a plan in place for personal happieness because you will never have this concentration of fabulous men to choose from. have to start putting in place plans for their personal happiness, because they will never again have this concentration of fabulous men to choose from again.
uh- wrong blog, hon. there's only fat obese men here who wear dresses and rape their moms.
kai is 23 and having a baby too, and that ape is already 37
I thought maureen was 27?
its called hyperboling. get used to it.
uh, Maureen is actually 32.
kai is 23 and having a baby too, and that ape is already 37
I thought maureen was 27?
and once again blog loser brings up a comment from hours ago in an attempt to gain notoriety on the blog. come on, do you not have a job by now, sweetie?
Yeah she said she turned 28 in January, so...
aspie*
Calm down, ellen!
nice try. try again.
nice try. try again.
u mad, ellen?
nice try. try again.
lmao amarixe is so fat. Work them yt angles girlfriend.
Sometimes when I am alone I think about harvesting the dry skin on my elbows into an edible paste.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwWisZ016No
piggie kailyn seriously needs to be hosed down. she's gonna get grease and dandruff all over her poor baby.
eatable*
and yes, I also think of doing that with my feet calluouses and scalp flakes.
piggie kailyn seriously needs to be hosed down. she's gonna get grease and dandruff all over her poor baby.
it seems you know from experience. please do tell more obese tips.
ellen bohn still talking to herself on the dead blog for the 8th day in a row. has your fat ass even got up once at all? no wonder you're babbling away about boils and sores.
blog loser is still repeating and raging I see. yawn.
ellen's riled up and repeating and raging and projecting. keep going, loser!
ellen's rubbing her clit that someone is actually here talking to her now.
ok darling, thanks for the advice dear. can i get a job patrolling the blog 24/7 defending ellen bohn? how much does that pay, honey? do you get paid per comment? do you get bonuses for replying the second ellen bohn's name is said? please let me know sweetie, i'd love to submit my resume!
So I raised my hands up into the sky and shouted with conviction : it was not me who stole that succulent cold-slaw!
But my words fell on deaf ears and the crows continued to peck at my eyes while the children dipped the cat collection into the vats of cake sprinkles that the Elvis impersonator had left behind.
honey, sweetie, no one here is defending Ellen. we're just making fun of you.
and also "we"... lol ok hun. you and your multiple personalities?
http://instagram.com/p/lYkoCXHVse/
the last pic of jonah gallamore, before he was taken by missouri CPS. we did it again! another neglected baby out of the hands of methhead ellen jessica bohn
what raging, dear? and you've literally been here from morning to night, leaving comments all day long. its so funny you stopped going to work and having a life? wow, ok. just admit you're ellen bohn already, or some disabled shut-in loser obsessed with her so bad you feel the need to defend her 24/7. also, the blog is DEAD ffs. all my comments get you that riled up? wow, so glad i'm giving your useless life purpose.
ellen always gets so mad when her pics are posted
normal people just not visit the dead blog and ignore the comments yet you just keep on raging? I dont defend her, idiot. I make idiots like you rage. for example, called you obese since you were raging at how fat that blonde fatty in Rachel ray was. I defend everyone then.
ive heard of thin lips (dicknoseleno), but jonah has a deformity. he was born without any lips at all
http://instagram.com/p/lYg1o9nVmP/
now Ellen's lover will post the pics she flicks her clit to.
what on earth is this retard babble? poor thing is all riled up and raging. don't have a stoke, sweetie. the dead blog isn't worth it.
now doing rack your brain there trying to figure it out. your 2 braincells aren't worth it now you hear
now doing rack your brain there trying to figure it out. your 2 braincells aren't worth it now you hear
keep raging, loser. have fun spending the rest of the week raging at yourself on the dead blog, hun!
you can't ignore comments, ellen lover? you don't make anyone rage you retard. you sound like a 12 year old loser. you're literally on here for 24/7 writing retarded nonsense all day long while 2 or 3 girls comment once in a while and you rage at them immediately thinking it's just the one girl. if it really is one girl, again, why are you so dedicated to her? you make no fucking sense. just admit you're some 700 pound disabled pig who has nothing better to do than entertain yourself by spamming a dead blog all day long.
why do you get so worked up over some loser on the blog? pot meet kettle
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