Thursday, 13 February 2014

The Maryland Rapists

Kai and Madd were interrogated over the attempted rape of Ariel Sea Cow, as evidenced from a GG Granny’s FB chat. What started as a few innocent drinks in the lavender dungeon, turned into Madd and his fat wife trying to lure a very drunk Ariel into a threeway situation. Ariel managed to flee and call the police to report this horrific crime, the Wilcher-Hughes were held separately in different police cars and questioned one by one. This seems to be accurate judging by the report issued to Faslyns Bowie mansion (also judging by Kai’s track record, she would totally be keen to munch some snatch). The pl’s are always right! They had suggested that perhaps Madd and Kai had tried to cop a feel of Ariel’s whale physique. After this Kai and Madd conceived their demonic child in a very smelly and loud fuck session. Their cavernous bodies slapped together; in ecstasy with added excitement from getting caught.

Kai is having a girl! She is thuper essited you guith! She stuffed her gluttonous mouth on Valentines with Mama and Granny, whilst Madd porked his piece of ass on the side. She has been posting nonstop photos of baby clothes and junk food all over her Instagram.






Our favorite nappy headed ape Momo has been questioning her relationship with James, even after he bought her dead gas station roses and rotten chocolates from the dollar store. Now Moby Keef is busting his obese ass at a car parts place, she is pondering whether or not to get back with him. He claims to want her jumanji bush once more, and to plant some of his lardy seeds in her wizened birth canal. Who will Momo choose? That is a very good question, besides it must be very difficult when you have two suitors with such redeeming qualities! *coughs*


Momo looking drunker than ever with her yellow toothed fuck whale


 Momo's cheap velvet chocolate box, with a strategically placed copy of "What to Expect When you're expecting.

Momo posing with her rancid chocolates

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Anonymous said...

the only thing that can make kai kill herself is finding out that madd is cheating on her. remember how upset she was in her pity vlog about "needing to be with him"

Anonymous said...

are you kidding? she wouldn't kill herself over that. imagine how many shopping sprees mama would take her on!

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/lF9bqQH1F7/

big fat kaka wasnt happy with her jim carrey bangs

Anonymous said...

kai is so retarded. she threw on her target scarf to go back upstairs and sit in her room

Anonymous said...

look at kleineganz granny's old person's office. can you imagine being a 50 year old granny and trolling youtube for lulz? get lives before its too late girls

Anonymous said...

srsly kleineganz existence in generally is so wtf to me. she's 40, plays wow and is obsessed with luke and ingrid

Anonymous said...

jfc esl

keleineganz's existance in general*

Anonymous said...

im vomiting with each GGer photo i scroll past. why would these hideous retarded dumbasses do this to themselves?

Anonymous said...

Lmao she looks like Simone sigma.

Anonymous said...

kleinganz seriously looks like smellen. is she a meth head too?

Anonymous said...

I'm starting to think Kai is Mamas only customer.

Anonymous said...

Ms Kailyn Marie will be wearing a full face of makeup each and everyday after baby gracee is born cuz she is on FDA approved birth control.

sallie_johnston
Are you going to do a video of an easy make-up routine for after the baby comes?
mskailynmarie
@sallie_johnston sure but even then I'll be wearing a full face usually

sallie_johnston
Who wants a full face to stay at home? I would rather let my face breathe. This would be a good time to let your skin heal, and try to get your acne under control without having to put so many chemicals on your skin. Plus, babies have sensitive skin, so you will want to cut back on the scented products.
mskailynmarie
@sallie_johnston I'll be on birth control after pregnancy the kind I take is FDA approved to help acne

Anonymous said...

kai is probably already editing her insufferable new hair video where she takes her rere 90 degree angle fingers and swipes her bangs out of her eyes 1,000 times a minute and asks her fat greasy stans for pomade recs because she would lahhv 2 no! all while completely pretending that she and her ~hubby~ aren't rapists

ugh

Anonymous said...

Kai needs to make healthy eating and taking care of her spawn her new passion.

Anonymous said...

Sprays gracee in the face with b&bw Paris Amour cuz it makes her act silly.

Anonymous said...

Sprays gracee in the face with b&bw Paris Amour cuz it makes her act silly.

lmao

Anonymous said...

Gracie is going to be a fail guru.

Anonymous said...

wow its actually really smart of MEL not to join in on the speculation about the alleged booie rape. shes not anonymous like we are and lisa would probably go after her

Anonymous said...

Who is Mel?

Anonymous said...

Maureen Elizabeth Lewis

Anonymous said...

maureen sweetie, don't worry. lisa isn't worried about you.

Anonymous said...

otay

Anonymous said...

Girls! I won the Mega Millions and I want to share it with all of you! We can buy our own pretty lady island

Anonymous said...

Kai's YouTube is Back!!!

Anonymous said...

And she already posted a new video! :(

Anonymous said...

It's says she has 1,364 subs. What was it at when it was suspended??

Anonymous said...

Idk if it was trashpatty, but CleaningLadies, LanaDelRey, HoardersAnonymous, fiecerelyprivate, and BarbiesWorld were all the same person.

a GGer was outed on her multiple accounts and it's probably that mrstrashypatty loser who keeps making those stupid parody videos. sometimes i love GG.

Anonymous said...

lmao and she was outed because of the notsoordinarywife thread. it was the one cunt talking to herself. no wonder it seemed so ridiculous and everyone despised that boring poor girl.

Anonymous said...

http://www.gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=8283

lulz at the thread now

Anonymous said...

cleaning ladies is probably ellen bohn. she went to talk to herself on GG like she does here.

Anonymous said...

that pyscho GGer is definitively the blog resident loser here who rages at ellen all day. now she babbles to herself on GG yelling at jen.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JXNG8rbeKc

why is this annoying cunt on a tour bus?

Anonymous said...

that pyscho GGer is definitively the blog resident loser here who rages at ellen all day. now she babbles to herself on GG yelling at jen.

i thought it had been quiet at the blog lately

Anonymous said...

I do not understand macbarbie's appeal. I know tweens love her, but Idgi.

Anonymous said...

http://www.gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=8283


ellen bohn embarrassing herself and talking to herself like a psycho. she doesn't just do it here.

Anonymous said...

watching kais newest video. her hair is fucked up. why does she keep letting mama wilsher hack it up. its like two haircuts. she has a mushroom at the crown and then the screwed up bob underneath

Anonymous said...

I thought that lanadelray bitch sounded like Smellen!

Anonymous said...

that sounds like the blog resident loser who rages at ellen aka you. ellen does not write horrific paragraphs like that.

Anonymous said...

I thought that lanadelray bitch sounded like Smellen!

exactly. that's 100% ellen. she was lanadelrey and 4 other usernames. such a psycho.

Anonymous said...

cackling. blog resident loser is outting itself. keep raging at your lover, hon!

Anonymous said...

fail troll is trying to play internet detective again and failing. when are you going to give it up, sweetheart? you have accused half the internet of being ellen bohn at one point or another? how do you not get tired of this?

Anonymous said...

what is ellen's lover even doing? posting random GG threads. what a retard.

Anonymous said...

ellen is spazzing out like crazy because she's guilty and caught. typical.

Anonymous said...

It's says she has 1,364 subs. What was it at when it was suspended??

I remember it was at 1,200. Rapist dummy is still buying subs.

Anonymous said...

ellen confirming, as usual, she's 100% lanadelrey/cleaning ladies. always such a dear confirming every speculation.

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/k4l-1hHVpx/

I cannot believe you were picking on Jamie when you are sf ugly Ellen Bohn.

http://instagram.com/p/k5hJRtnVpx/

I mean go clean your house ffs.

Anonymous said...

of course the blog was quiet earlier when ellen was sleeping all day long.

Anonymous said...

^^^ dat eyeliner smellen

Anonymous said...

OF COURSE ellen wasted her life in the jen thread. so obvious she bashed her yet emulated her at the same time like a psychopath. go glue magazines to the wall again, sweetheart.

Anonymous said...

buddinz/scarlette/ellen bohn is a paranoid bipolar schizophrenic on 100 different meds.

Anonymous said...

maybe it's the same disorder your ugly baby has

Anonymous said...

nice try buddinz. always blaming that poor methhead for your insanity. do you actually think youre kidding anyone?

Anonymous said...

maybe it's the same disorder your ugly baby has

buddinz is mad

Anonymous said...

now ellen is off ranting about complete made-up nonsense at herself and her usernames. typical typical typical.

Anonymous said...

buddinz, sweetie, you fool no one. trust me. you can stop now, hon. everyone is tired of your tantrums

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/kvZewjnVsT/

just look at that shitty bathroom organization.

Anonymous said...

ellen/cleaning ladies, sweetie, you're confused, as usual. you're obviously the whackadoodle who lives on the jen thread. now go make a new account to rage at jamie and jen.

Anonymous said...

it really was ellen as soon as it was brought up she randomly pops on and starts raging. she was sleeping all day and has tons of energy now. she'll definitely be on all night long seeking revenge.

Anonymous said...

someone ask the mod what state lanadelray/cleaning ladies was from. watch it be missouri.

Anonymous said...

buddinz are you still here, hon? why? you do know NO ONE is here right? who the fuck are you trying to convince anyway

Anonymous said...

I did not know Smellen was from the same great state as Kristen Smith.

Anonymous said...

calm down, ellen. one comment at a time, sweetie.

Anonymous said...

calm down, ellen. one comment at a time, sweetie.

lol buddinz is getting overwhelmed

Anonymous said...

of course ellen is screaming for evidence lmfao

Anonymous said...

You should not call yourself a raging lunatic, Smellen. I already told you to start loving yourself more! Go organize the area under your kitchen sink. Chop! Chop!

Anonymous said...

of course ellen is screaming for evidence lmfao

and ofc buddinz doesnt have any lmfao! shes really gonna start fist pounding the keys now

Anonymous said...

it was ellen and i approve this message -buddinz, tc loser

Anonymous said...

i was one of the girls who put ellen on ignore, sweetie. along with her lover aka you.


that makes zero sense hun, lol you have no clue what you're even doing right now. just stop before you out yourself even more. sf embarrassing.

Anonymous said...

ellen sweetie, you can scream all you want, but everyone knows the truth. did you conveniently forget everyone in the tinychat hated your ass and bashed you and put you on ignore? just one girl though, right?!

then let ellen scream, honey. if youre telling her she can scream. why are you here arguing every word? you make no sense, sweetheart. its sad to see your mental state decline like this

Anonymous said...

remember when ellen was hospitalized over raging too hard on the blog?

Anonymous said...

im telling you that ellen is cleaning ladies on GG you better believe me right now and no one better not even dare say that it isnt true or i will rage and cuss on the blog for days days days

Anonymous said...

Smellen spends all her time at beeuty school taking ugly duckface pictures of herself because the other girls there ignore her too.

Anonymous said...

wow buddinz couldnt hold it in any longer. she must have had a bad day on GG today and had to let it out somewhere

Anonymous said...

http://tinychat.com/foreverkailyn

come on!!

Anonymous said...

im telling you that ellen is cleaning ladies on GG you better believe me right now and no one better not even dare say that it isnt true or i will rage and cuss on the blog for days days days

-ellen bohn, furious she was outed on GG and trying desperately to prove it's not her but failing miserably

Anonymous said...

buddinz and all her xbox boys are in there on cam

Anonymous said...

that was so clever, buddinz. how on earth did you find the wits to c/p a comment and put a retarded try hard signature line with it? you are really exercising your one brain cell tonight, sweetie

Anonymous said...

well buddinz killed another blog. her nickname should be 24/7 resident blog loser, oh it is!

Anonymous said...

is ellen STILL here talking to herself? guess she's back on the blog since GG outed her.

Anonymous said...

im thellin you im thellin you

Anonymous said...

is ellen STILL here talking to herself? guess she's back on the blog since GG outed her.

bye buddinz. glad you could admit to yourself that youre wasting your time here

Anonymous said...

ok ellen bohn. i guess CPS already snatched jonah away.

Anonymous said...

jess is in labor

http://instagram.com/p/lGwhRkgSvw/

bitch is fucking crazy to do a home birth

Anonymous said...

anyone who shits out kids like jess does is mentally ill. guarantee this wont be her last

Anonymous said...

This page is dedicated to Ellen Bohn, who already dropped out of ghetto cosmo school and lost custody of Jonah already. She'll be back to talking to herself 24/7 now.

Anonymous said...

stay mad, ellen! always getting so riled up and mad when you get called out. you can't stand it! :)

Anonymous said...

Blog resident loser is probably on GG raging with herself yelling at some poor misdirected soul.

Anonymous said...

ellen took a little break but now she's ready to be on all night long. good luck with that, sweetie!

Anonymous said...

Blog loser please go back to GG and STAY there you wacko.

Anonymous said...

i had a meltdown after ellen bohn handed my ass to me for the 60th time. i have been in a psychiatric hospital with no internet access. it was horrible. they even made me take my medications

Anonymous said...

keep being obvious, ellen. have a fun night talking to yourself!

Anonymous said...

lol blog loser is fuming at this mockery. "this is how you welcome blog loser back?!"

Anonymous said...

Blog loser just couldnt stay away could she. She's like Kai, in more ways than one.

Anonymous said...

blog loser, sweetie, dont pout. just spend all night spamming to 2400 and get your top comment, precious girl.

Anonymous said...

Ofc Maureen Elizabeth Lewis jumps right on twitter the moment she gets home.

Anonymous said...

mmhmm yeah ok ellen, keep going! you have all night, sweetie! lmao at how riled up you are.

Anonymous said...

she's going to end up in the ER again

Anonymous said...

One comment was enough poor, pitiful creature. You try so hard to defend yourself, don't you, blog loser? How many times are you going to pretend to leave tonight, hon?

Anonymous said...

Blog loser is sf mad lmfao!!! keep raging at your lover, hon. Go right back into the hospital!

Anonymous said...

Blog loser is sf mad lmfao!!! keep raging at your lover, hon. Go right back into the hospital!

Ok ellen. Try again.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3H7M6hDhWE

Anonymous said...

Blog loser= ellen bohn

Anonymous said...

Blog loser = Ellen's lover

Anonymous said...

ellen's lover = the loser who patrols all day to defend her beloved ellen at any mention of her name

Anonymous said...

i have not been on the blog in months. i came back thinking the pls were still around. did everyone really go to gg or is there another blog?

Anonymous said...

idk why but kai's new lisa wilcher butchered hairdo makes her look like a man

Anonymous said...

Maureen"

Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen
Please don't take him just because you can
Your beauty is beyond compare
With nappy locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and drunk eyes of shooped emerald green

Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you, Maureen

He talks about you in his sleep
There's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he calls your name, Maureen

And I can easily understand
How you could easily take my man
But you don't know what he means to me, Maureen

Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen
Please don't take him just because you can

You could have your choice of men
But I could never love again
He's the only one for me, Maureen

I had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
And whatever you decide to do, Maureen

Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen
Please don't take him even though you can
Maureen, Maureen

By Kailyn Wilcher-Hughes

Anonymous said...

everyone is in bed, ellen, you can stop patrolling and go to bed.

Anonymous said...

I cackle every time Kai shows off her B&BW candle hoard. She literally did not give a shit about candles until the PL's started talking about all the B&BW Fall candles in 2012. Now she has this huge fucking hoard pile, sf predictable.

Anonymous said...

where did gg get that cleaningladies was that nasa housewife chick? i was reading thru thenotsoordinaryhousewife's thread and it was like they suddenly figured it out. idk i'm lost.

Anonymous said...

the raging gger with 12,000 accounts was nasahousewife? or is gg just being retarded as per usual?

Anonymous said...

03 MARCH 2014 @ 04:07 PM
[protected post]
So...I think we should change the community name. This post is for name recommendations. Post your idea and if you see one that you like, reply to it with a "yes" or whatever and in a few days I'll round up the top 5 and hold a vote. I know a lot of people have issue with the name and I agree.

I'd be cool to keep the "eblahblahz" theme, but if something else comes up, that's okay too!



efagz is going to be renamed due to politically correctness. as if the community wasn't shitty enough as is..jfc ever since liz left the place has gone to shit more and more every year.

Anonymous said...

somejuan suggest edykez

Anonymous said...

enigz

Anonymous said...

Real Wrestler X Page ‏@WrestlerX_ Protected Tweets Feb 22

If I was even considering going to see Keith I would have already left by now. I am not doing it, period. I love James.


Real Wrestler X Page ‏@WrestlerX_ Protected Tweets 9h

So I cant even believe I did this,and I wont go into detail, but I actually went to see Keith last night and ended up leaving the same night

Needless to say my body is WRECKED from all of that driving. But that is besides the point.

The only reason I went up there is because I kept telling him I would, but I never ended up doing it and he got mad.

He basically said he would cut me out of his life if I didn't come, and I certainly didn't want to lose him as a friend.

(blah blah blah retard can't drive)

I only stayed for a few hours with Keith, then we both decided I should leave that same night so that I wouldn't get stuck in the snow today

I won't even begin to describe what happened on my way back.

Anonymous said...

i guess wow neat

Anonymous said...

(blah blah blah retard can't drive)

^What did she say? Her twitter is private so I can't see it.

Anonymous said...

^What did she say? Her twitter is private so I can't see it.

Ok ellen bohn

Anonymous said...

she was just rambling about missing her exit and getting lost

Anonymous said...

Real Wrestler X Page ‏@WrestlerX_ Protected Tweets 14h
but luckily I got back on route 5 and was able to take the washington exit like I needed to.

Real Wrestler X Page ‏@WrestlerX_ Protected Tweets 14h
so anyway I drove down the baltimore exit until I could find a place to turn around, though I still had NO idea where I was going.

Real Wrestler X Page ‏@WrestlerX_ Protected Tweets 14h
Normally that would not have happened, it's just that I couldn't see the sign due to the rain.

Real Wrestler X Page ‏@WrestlerX_ Protected Tweets 14h
I had no choice but to take the baltimore exit even though I needed the washington exit, so then I was lost.

Real Wrestler X Page ‏@WrestlerX_ Protected Tweets 14h
I did realize that I was in the wrong lane and tried to change lanes at the last minute, but it was too late.

Real Wrestler X Page ‏@WrestlerX_ Protected Tweets 14h
It turns out that I was in a lane that was only for a baltimore exit, but I couldn't see the sign due to the rain

Real Wrestler X Page ‏@WrestlerX_ Protected Tweets 14h
Unfortunately it started raining and was getting dark around the time I left to go up there,so I had a hell of a time getting there and back




read from the bottom up.

Anonymous said...

omg maureen. i live in northern va and have driven in her area...it's not that fucking hard to turn around when you get off at the wrong exit. calm down.

Anonymous said...

also stop being stupid. you don't need keef as a friend. come on now

Anonymous said...

lol she acts like keef is such a good catch.

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/lGv9EBn1PN/

is that a fucking kitchen chair on the treadmill. why do they even keep that 30 year old treadmill, it hasnt been used since it was bought

Anonymous said...

mskailynmarie @_sundaysky we trained her! We got her from a breader

breader.

Anonymous said...

of course ellen was up till 6am. she definitely dropped out of school already and neglects jonah.

Anonymous said...

the GGer with 5 accounts that bashed notsoordinarywife endlessly is like 99% that nasa housewife loser. they praised nasa housewife nonstop and ran to her defence with their 5 accounts and talked to themselves. if you follow the end of the organizedjen thread, the notsoordinarywife thread, and the youngnasahousewife thread, then it makes sense and it's pretty obvious it's her. she had like 2 subs and all of a sudden everyone is bringing her up and talking about her and praising her.

Anonymous said...

so what was blog loser going on about? probably just having another psychotic episode and had to lash out at ellen bohn, the only person more pathetic than blog loser

Anonymous said...

ellen is STILL here? lmao she definitely dropped out of school and lost jonah to CPS.

Anonymous said...

lulz it is nasahousewife. what a whackadoodle loon.

Anonymous said...

blog loser is STILL here raging at ellen i see

Anonymous said...

blog loser, sweetie, i know you missed the blog very much, but can you take it down a notch? it looks like your salivating and going more insane with each comment

Anonymous said...

stay mad, ellen bohn!

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/lHedBfASpE/

it's a beautiful souless ginger!

Anonymous said...

smellen is sobbing into her crack pipe right now. she'll be back with her ESL nonsense comments soon.

Anonymous said...

i have tons of stretchmarks on my stomach and i never was even pregnant. i see these preggo cunts that have 3 or 5 babies and not have it as bad as me :(

Anonymous said...

ok ellen

Anonymous said...

It figures that GG has another scammer with multiple accounts. And GG thinks MF is so nasty. Ha!

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/lHedBfASpE/


lulz it's about time she shits out a kid that will carry her ugly ginger genes

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

omg maureen. i live in northern va and have driven in her area...it's not that fucking hard to turn around when you get off at the wrong exit. calm down.

IN FAIRNESS, she said it was dark and raining, so...

Anonymous said...

no, maureen, normal people can still drive at night when it's raining. this is like kai thinking people don't go to work when it rains.

Anonymous said...

^^Ok fake mooren. Go back to GG.

Anonymous said...

Why would she go all the way up there for only a few hours tho? Isn't it like a 3 hour drive? Something must be up with keef.

Anonymous said...

Keith is desperate, period. Lbr, that's the only reason he had her come see him. Ita it seems strange that she would leave so soon. This is the same guy who pretended to be sick one time after using her for sex, so it wouldn't surprise me if he did it again.

Anonymous said...

I have no sympathy for mooren anymore. If he is using her she deserves it for going up there.

Anonymous said...

Jfc maureen, if you can't drive in the rain/snow then stay the hell off the road. Plenty of people do it.

MsLisaWilcher said...

My name is Lisa Wilcher and I am writing to tell you that if you do not remove this blog within (5) business days, I will be forced to pursue legal action. My lawyer advised me to give you this written request first.

Anonymous said...

lisa honey, you need to email the fail mod, ellen bohn, about that.

Anonymous said...

Get out of here you Lisa Wilcher troll

Anonymous said...

Oh ok, I guess we better delete this blog then.

Btw Lisa, what type of legal action do you plan on pursuing? Just out of curiosity.

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn, you better delete this blog before lisa pursues legal action and you end up in legal trouble again.

Anonymous said...

Lisa, you don't have grounds to demand anything. Material discussed is not slander and is matter of opinion as a result of facts which are are in public domain. If you try to sue the over character defamation good luck because as this is libel you must prove in open court what was discussed is not true ... Maryland rape in the terms noted in documentation covers attempt and being witness/involved in the rape applies directly to your daughter. Whether she did it or not she's involved. A rape occurred at your address. If it was false it would have been stricken ... Deal with it. Happy easter kthx off to a party!

Anonymous said...

oh shut up ellen, you aren't a lawyer and have no clue what you're babbling about. you're really going to end up in jail again over your precious dead blog?

Anonymous said...

We should start a pretty ladies fundraiser online to pay for attorney costs, lol. Would be worth it so we can have an attorney bring up all the shit about kailyn which will obviously discredit her and reveal to the court her deviant past possibly enough to deem her as unfit not only to have power of attorney for herself but to have any custody of a child.

Sexual deviancy, history of being involved in distributing child pornography to older men in exchange for material goods (shampoo bottle pics), drug use as a minor, abortion (lack of compassion for human life), impulse control issues, risky sexual deviancy through craigslist ads ... The list goes on.

Anonymous said...

Whatever you all cannibalize each other everyday, I'm not her BTW.

MrsLisaWilcher said...

Dear to Whom it may Concern,

Please cease and desist or I will take this internet site to court and all of it's residents. Heed this warning and none will be warned;do not and be forced to face the legal consequences of such actions.

Thank you,
Lisa

Anonymous said...

Ikr? I could do a quick google search and find the paragraph that ellen bohn c&p'd that nonsense from.

Anonymous said...

you mean the blog retard.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a32PqkoTajE&sns=em

Omfg does anyone remember her. She's like kais long lost sister.

Anonymous said...

ok ellen bohn

Anonymous said...

ellen, you've been on for 24 hours. have you checked on jonah at all? or did CPS really take him already?

Anonymous said...

nothing to see here, folks. just a blog resident dolt raging at her lover, ellen. please keep walking.

Anonymous said...

The kind of girl Kai likes is right here with me ;)

Anonymous said...

smellen was uploading pictures from her fail cosmo school while she went there (like 4 days) and now 2 full weekdays have come and gone and nothing but proof that she's just sitting on her fatass at home f5ing the blogg.

and when is the last time she even saw rere roger? PLs must have been right about her getting knocked up just to replace him since she lost custody.

PLs are always right, it never fails.

Anonymous said...

wow. ellen's stalker is working overtime f5ing smellen's instagram and getting every last detail of her life. get a life, sweetie.

Anonymous said...

ok ellen

Anonymous said...

lol ellen is so mad she can't fail troll without being called out. she's so pissed people still talk about her and laugh at her trashy shit life. keep raging!!

Anonymous said...

she dropped out of school just so she could refresh the blog all day and patrol and rage

Anonymous said...

ok ellen bohn

Anonymous said...

"at least she has a child, fail nigger."

when even smellen says a child even though she has 2 kids. did you already forget about roger, you know, the one you'll never have custody of again? jfc smellen you're such a mess.

Anonymous said...

when even smellen says a child even though she has 2 kids. did you already forget about roger, you know, the one you'll never have custody of again? jfc smellen you're such a mess.


translation: HOW DARE YOU SAY ONE CHILD!!! I HAVE BEEN STALKING ELLEN FOR YEARS AND SHE HAS 2 CHILDREN!!! HER FIRST ONE WAS BORN ON OCTOBER 6TH A SATURDAY AT 6:09 PM AND 34 SECONDS IN THE YEAR 2004!!!!

Anonymous said...

ellen, you really need to step back and realize how much you've ruined your life with your obsession with a bunch of anonymous girls on a blog. seriously, ~look at your life, look at your choices~

Anonymous said...

except, im not ellen, hon. im fail troll.

Anonymous said...

Mama, put up the divider, please
Mama, put up the divider, please
I don't need you seeing Kai Kai on her knees
Took 45 minutes to get all dressed up
We ain't even gonna make it to Walmart
Now my mascara running, red lipstick smudged
Oh Madd so horny, yeah he want to fuck
He popped all my buttons, and he ripped my blouse
He Maureen Lewis'd all on my gown


Oh there Maddy, Maddy didn’t bring the towel
Oh baby baby we betta slow it down
Took 45 minutes to get all dressed up
We ain't even gonna make it to Walmart

Take all of me
I just wanna be the girl you like, girl you like
The kind of girl you like, girl you like
Take all of me
I just wanna be the girl you like, girl you like
The kinda girl you like
Is right here with me

Anonymous said...

I've found my Jenna Olli replacement. She has glamorous inch long duck nails, a smokers voice, and a ton of dollar tree hulls. Be still my heart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSa804j71sM

Anonymous said...

I actually liked Jenna lol, sure she was ratchet and all. She was super lulzy, those ghost videos lmao, homegirl was for sure tripping of that Molly.

Anonymous said...

youngnasahousewife aka jenwannabe http://www.orderlyarrangeit.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=80&Itemid=483

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/lJEpq0nVtb/

what the fuck is ellen doing? you can see the trail of tears on that poor, neglected baby's face. ellen is trying desperately to get a smiling pic of her baby like gabeandjess does. jonah was probably smiling because he had a dream of being adopted by a nice black family

Anonymous said...

jonah already has feeling of hatred toward his mother, he just doesnt know what those feelings are yet. he gets angry every time the smell of dog, dollar store imposter perfume, cigarettes and filth wafts to his nose

Anonymous said...

A blog where I indulge my passion for fail trolling and hate speech

Anonymous said...

dont post any comments on kailyn's new blog. lisa is trying to get ip addresses to hand over to F.B. Lewis, Esq.

Anonymous said...

who did kai steal her bio from this time? *sigh*

Hi, I'm Kailyn. I'm a 23 year old beauty blogger from Maryland. My passions include anything and everything in all shades of pink, creating makeup looks, and helping my followers through the overwhelming maze of beauty products out there. :)

I'm also a TV show buff and I adore fashion, as you may come to discover in certain posts of mine!
Have any requests for reviews or entries? Let me know! E-mail me.

Anonymous said...

being a tv show buff = diddling to certain characters

Anonymous said...

if kai actually wrote it:

hi :) im kailyn im 23 beauty blogger married from maryland :) i love everything pink n girly n i love makeup and TV especially pretty little liars and secret life! TOBY!! <3 lol i also love fashion and do reviews email me if you have free stuff lol :)

Anonymous said...

https://plus.google.com/u/0/112660048538738524821/posts#112660048538738524821/posts made a fake account just to post on her own videos. silly gurl.

Anonymous said...

the jamie person kai has has featured has the same asian whore screen.

http://www.youtube.com/user/Jamakeupartist

Anonymous said...

rape victim marina ariel uploaded a video. poor thing looks horrible. she's probably suffering from PTSD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n31zD6eni4

Anonymous said...

you should be ashamed of yourself for talking about ariel like that

Anonymous said...

https://plus.google.com/u/0/107928597318319210438/posts#107928597318319210438/posts

Anonymous said...

https://plus.google.com/u/0/100248694742889297430/posts#100248694742889297430/posts

Anonymous said...

"tv show buff"? lmfao! she only watches shitty tween shows that NO adult in their right mind would watch! the only shows people want to talk about and care about nowadays are game of thrones, house of cards, walking dead, etc. has she ever watched those, much less heard of them?

Anonymous said...

lol young nasa housewife is a psycho christian lady. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT~

Anonymous said...

she'd lahve orange is the new black. Lesbos!

Anonymous said...

can someone break down what happened with nasa housewife to people who dont follow those typa retarded vlogs

Anonymous said...

she's a bored lonely psychotic housewife who makes 50 accounts a day to leave comments on her jen wannabe videos no one watches. then she made multiple accounts on GG to praise and promote herself and got caught. she bashed the shit out of notsoordinarywife and jen.

Anonymous said...

lmfao new subscriber, like she just joined and made a channel trying to act like she's brand new to youtube and hasn't been on since fucking 2007 failing 150 times over.

Anonymous said...

thank you , 4:05!

she looks like one of those cunts who marry straight out of high school because theyre scared they might have to get a job

Anonymous said...

i'm cackling that she specifically says in vlogs that she's going to reply to comments then GG finds out she talks to herself and leaves 99% of her comments lmfao. she basically admits it.

Anonymous said...

ugh i just started watching her vlogs, i didn't mind them, but the last few vlogs i watched i was like wtf does she do all day? yeah she keeps the house clean, but her "cooking" comes from tin cans and frozen boxes most of the time. then her being a psycho lunatic on the internet came to light. plus her eyebrows make me cringe

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