Thursday, 13 February 2014

The Maryland Rapists

Kai and Madd were interrogated over the attempted rape of Ariel Sea Cow, as evidenced from a GG Granny’s FB chat. What started as a few innocent drinks in the lavender dungeon, turned into Madd and his fat wife trying to lure a very drunk Ariel into a threeway situation. Ariel managed to flee and call the police to report this horrific crime, the Wilcher-Hughes were held separately in different police cars and questioned one by one. This seems to be accurate judging by the report issued to Faslyns Bowie mansion (also judging by Kai’s track record, she would totally be keen to munch some snatch). The pl’s are always right! They had suggested that perhaps Madd and Kai had tried to cop a feel of Ariel’s whale physique. After this Kai and Madd conceived their demonic child in a very smelly and loud fuck session. Their cavernous bodies slapped together; in ecstasy with added excitement from getting caught.

Kai is having a girl! She is thuper essited you guith! She stuffed her gluttonous mouth on Valentines with Mama and Granny, whilst Madd porked his piece of ass on the side. She has been posting nonstop photos of baby clothes and junk food all over her Instagram.






Our favorite nappy headed ape Momo has been questioning her relationship with James, even after he bought her dead gas station roses and rotten chocolates from the dollar store. Now Moby Keef is busting his obese ass at a car parts place, she is pondering whether or not to get back with him. He claims to want her jumanji bush once more, and to plant some of his lardy seeds in her wizened birth canal. Who will Momo choose? That is a very good question, besides it must be very difficult when you have two suitors with such redeeming qualities! *coughs*


Momo looking drunker than ever with her yellow toothed fuck whale


 Momo's cheap velvet chocolate box, with a strategically placed copy of "What to Expect When you're expecting.

Momo posing with her rancid chocolates

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Anonymous said...

she said in one vlog she waxes her own brows. yeah sweetie, we can tell. those things are butchered.

Anonymous said...

Jen is such a fucking moepneygrubbing whore. Disable video comments and ask her stans to go to her blog to comment and come up with a name for her food and fitness videos. Way to be an original content creator. Has Jen actually come up with the names of any of her videos or have her stans done all her work?

Anonymous said...

is that a c&p GG comment or yours? lol but i agree. ever since don lost his job with his daddy jen has been desperate for more money.

Anonymous said...

yeah i just skipped through a couple of nasa housewife's latest vlogs too, and i don't get it either. just another bored little housewife who doesn't do anything all day, except cook, clean, and walk the dog. wow. riveting stuff. i don't think i'll ever understand why these stay-at-home housewives think people care about their boring lives.

and how old is this woman? she looks young, but at the same time has that michele jowl-y bulldog typa face that makes her look older.

Anonymous said...

leesha got a new mommy suv. when is kai getting a car? oh right, that fat retard is going to have her caregiver, lisa wilcher, continue driving for her since retards can't drive.

Anonymous said...

yeah i just skipped through a couple of nasa housewife's latest vlogs too, and i don't get it either. just another bored little housewife who doesn't do anything all day, except cook, clean, and walk the dog. wow. riveting stuff. i don't think i'll ever understand why these stay-at-home housewives think people care about their boring lives.

and how old is this woman? she looks young, but at the same time has that michele jowl-y bulldog typa face that makes her look older.

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Anonymous said...

jen is now the grande dame of housewifey videos with all theses waanabees nipping at her target shoes

Anonymous said...

she's like 27 or 28. what does her husbint do at NASA? he's probably a janitor or something.

Anonymous said...

she claims he's an engineer but she's probably lying since she's a psycho

Anonymous said...

I can't find kai's new blog? Anyone got a link?

Anonymous said...

http://www.kailynmariebeauty.blogspot.ca

Anonymous said...

thanks casey!

Anonymous said...

omg the first post clearly written by lisa lmfao. and "kailyn marie beauty"?? she really thinks she's going to make it this time and be professional. jfc

Anonymous said...

that's not even kai's blog, it's lisa's.

Anonymous said...

Is Casey writing her posts for her?? Lisa? A Stan?

Anonymous said...

omg her over photoshopped gyaru picture

Anonymous said...

lisalynnbeauty

Anonymous said...

Her blog is poorly written and full of spelling and grammatical errors. Lisa you should be embarrassed.

Anonymous said...

why is lisa making more work for herself? how will she blog when she has to take care of the baby?

Anonymous said...

Joey doesn't know what a pathalogical liar he married.

http://www.weddingwire.com/wedding/UserViewWebsitePage?themeCode=24024&wid=aa09224539948df9&pid=ae9614e9d37b5966

Anonymous said...

how is such a dumb looking hick a nasa engineer?

Anonymous said...

lmfao they registered at kohl's

Anonymous said...

has kleinganz ever been outed? apparently she's a beauty gooroo/gamer gurl.

Anonymous said...

Did Ellen say something about an engineer? I'm lost and too busy diddling to look for it.

Anonymous said...

leave it to GG to uncover the psycho Katrina youngnasahousewife. And count to 60 before Katrina Stehlik Parkerson starts deleting her online presence.

Anonymous said...

autistic sweetheart nichole337 surpassed 100000 subbies and got a play button plus many more monetary rewards. meanwhile, kai is starting over for the 5th or 6th time.

http://instagram.com/p/lIhFtgDZaX/

Anonymous said...

kai could have got that award by now if she wasn't such a retarded FAS fail guru. actually what am i saying? nichole is a retard too but she still managed. nichole knew how to work the retard angle though.

Anonymous said...

http://orderlyarrangeit.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=81&Itemid=484

and there's a fucking phone number. Tsk Tsk Katrina.

Anonymous said...

what is blog psycho doing? does anyone care enough about some mentally ill housewife with 2 subs? worst troll ever. you cant even run lisa and kai off.

Anonymous said...

your friendly neighborhood troll here. do not curr about Lisa or Kai now.

Anonymous said...

lol fail troll is mad. i'll just leave her here to scream at ellen bohn for the rest of the night

Anonymous said...

Lisa S Wilcher vs Fail M Troll

Anonymous said...

ellen sweetie you can have a seat. the funniest fatnat scandal was her nudes and her "credit score" being outed. you posting her book was shit. keep making it obvious it's you.

Anonymous said...

ellen projecting again, which means the poor thing is mad everyone outed her again and doesn't give a shit about her ranting.

Anonymous said...

good news PLs my package of soiled diapers arrived at Kai's house. Got the mail confirmation today. Lulz.

Anonymous said...

again honey, what are you doing to troll kai?

Anonymous said...

good news PLs my package of soiled diapers arrived at Kai's house. Got the mail confirmation today. Lulz.

psycho fail troll try fucking harder why don't you? you're bringing this up at 9:30 at night, during an argument where you're being called a fail troll to end all fail trolls?

Anonymous said...

keep projecting, ellen!

Anonymous said...

GG won because they don't have ellen bohn on there 24/7 raging randomly about nothing. everyone is already on GG anyway.

Anonymous said...

you can always tell when ellen plants comments herself because she latches onto it and starts raging at it and leaves 50 comments in a row. forever obvious. seriously wtf set ellen bohn off? she pops up screaming all of a sudden out of fucking nowhere.

Anonymous said...

gueth what PLs? I just now got the confirmation that my package of high end make up was delivered to the wilcher estate! that will show lisa and kai

Anonymous said...

lmao ellen sweetie don't even joke about sending kai high end makeup when you needed to buy kai's rancid used hoard

Anonymous said...

LOLLLLLLLll now fail troll has to LIE and make up stories of how she trolled kai so hard? ..just when you thought she couldnt be any more useless

Anonymous said...

ellen will be here all night now raging at herself. back to GG, where everyone is.

Anonymous said...

i love how fail troll makes ellen-like comments so then she can go on a rampage for hours on end to bash poor ellen!

Anonymous said...

wow soiled diapers? did you take them right off your big blistered behind, sweetie? we all know you wear adult diapers so you can argue on the fail blog and shit on yourself at the same time

Anonymous said...

ellen will be here all night now raging at herself. back to GG, where everyone is.

except you. you just stay here all night and day to bash your trashy lover.

Anonymous said...

lol oh really? that's why no one said anything about that in tinychat but everyone had something to say about ellen bohn and bashed her? stay delusional to deal with the truth, ellen.

Anonymous said...

Brown soiled diapers. Get it.. Brown Wednesday. Wut has brown done for you lately.

Anonymous said...

The winner in all this. Casey! Nojuan calls home out anymore.

Anonymous said...

as my great great grandpappy used to say you can shit on the pot or get off cuz I gots shitting to do myself. He wore diapers.

Anonymous said...

lol oh really? that's why no one said anything about that in tinychat but everyone had something to say about ellen bohn and bashed her? stay delusional to deal with the truth, ellen.


no, retard. everyone ignored ellen while you were raging at her with multiple tabs

Anonymous said...

Jen must be loving the scandal that takes the haterth away from her so she can live her life.

Anonymous said...

my period flow is tho heavy 2nite

Anonymous said...

ellen sweetie, keep trying. so close yet so far. everyone in tinychat put you on ignore so they wouldn't have to see your retard ranting, then bashed you. everyone was talking about you and your trashy life. now keep raging.

Anonymous said...

ok thatbitch. keep trying to defend yourself.

Anonymous said...

ellen sweetie, keep trying. so close yet so far. everyone in tinychat put you on ignore so they wouldn't have to see your retard ranting, then bashed you. everyone was talking about you and your trashy life. now keep raging.


lmfao. BUDDINZ IS ANGRY!!!

Anonymous said...

thatbitch trying to protect her image yet failing miserably.

Anonymous said...

ok ellen stay pressed over thatbitch. so obvious you get so enraged over being bashed the way you're still seeking revenge.

Anonymous said...

ok ellen stay pressed over thatbitch. so obvious you get so enraged over being bashed the way you're still seeking revenge.

ok thatbitch. keep responding to your name. always outting yourself.

Anonymous said...

lol says ellen bohn who has to reply to every single comment addressed to ellen bohn. not ellen tho!

Anonymous said...

ok thatbitch. stay mad!

Anonymous said...

ellen embarrassing herself sf much right now. just stop and go to bed you meth head retard. don't you have a baby to check on?

Anonymous said...

i love how mad thatbitch made ellen bohn. that tinychat was like 3 weeks ago and ellen still rages at thatbitch.

Anonymous said...

ikr. and i love how mad thatbitch gets at ellen. sf lulzy

Anonymous said...

i'm crying! i'm crying! ellen might as well be saying "it's me! it's me!"

Anonymous said...

ikr. and i love how mad thatbitch gets at ellen. sf lulzy

aww that was a nice try, sweetie, but nope. try again.

Anonymous said...

ellen, stop using the lover nickname. it makes zero sense because you'd be the ellen lover since you defend her all day long.

Anonymous said...

ellen's shtick is getting old. the same predictable shit every single time. it's always so obvious what she's doing too. poor thing really lets these comments get to her.

Anonymous said...

ellen, stop using the lover nickname. it makes zero sense because you'd be the ellen lover since you defend her all day long.

awwww ellen's lover gets mad when i call her out. you get just as pissy as YOUR LOVER does.

Anonymous said...

yes ellen, everyone bashing you is just your obsessed lover. keep telling yourself things to deal with the pain, dear. it must suck to be bullied your entire life, especially online when you're suppose to be anon.

Anonymous said...

ellen's lover is really mad about being calling out on being obsessed with ellen.

Anonymous said...

yes ellen, everyone bashing you is just your obsessed lover. keep telling yourself things to deal with the pain, dear. it must suck to be bullied your entire life, especially online when you're suppose to be anon.


wow. you really out yourself every single time. if you weren't ellen's lover, you wouldn't be making this comment. you'd just ignore it and wouldn't care.

Anonymous said...

that's is, sweetie ellen. hide the pain. keep raging at them. don't let them know you're hurting.

Anonymous said...

ellen's lover is now acting all sweet and calm. lmfao fat bitch is fuming and about to call 911

oh really? says ellen bohn who legit ended up in the hospital in early labor because she got so angry over someone posting with a link to her Facebook.

Anonymous said...

oh really? says ellen bohn who legit ended up in the hospital in early labor because she got so angry over someone posting with a link to her Facebook.


uhm when did that happen??? jeeze, so you memorize everything to do with smellen, huh. i only come on here to piss the smellen lover off

Anonymous said...

ellen always loses

Anonymous said...

ellen you are seriously retard, why do you keep coming back 24/7? are you that obsessed with the blog? is your fail revenge that important? you've been at this for years now. get a life.

Anonymous said...

no sweetie smellen wins at losing

Anonymous said...

of course ellen is clinging onto a typo because thats the only chance she gets to try and outsmart someone.

Anonymous said...

Neneneebooboo you can't take my troll away. Go back to GG since you say everyjuan is there. Leave me and my dispicable blog alone. We're animals humping in da night.

Anonymous said...

ellen sweetie i think it's time you delete the blog from your bookmarks and get a life. stop checking the blog. you're so close with the new baby and school, stop wasting your life on this silly revenge and move on.

Anonymous said...

so is not smellen going to explain why she defends smellen 24/7 and doesn't ignore it or nah?

Anonymous said...

ellen sweetie i think it's time you delete the blog from your bookmarks and get a life. stop checking the blog. you're so close with the new baby and school, stop wasting your life on this silly revenge and move on.


because ellen is the only fail troll.

Anonymous said...

Neneneebooboo you can't take my troll away. Go back to GG since you say everyjuan is there. Leave me and my dispicable blog alone. We're animals humping in da night.

lmfaooo ellen is losing it. she's about to snap. keep tormenting her!

Anonymous said...

so is not smellen going to explain why she defends smellen 24/7 and doesn't ignore it or nah?

i don't defend her. she's trash. but i like pissing people off.

Anonymous said...

ok sure, not ellen. and what do you think people do to you? you can't resist raging as soon as ellen is mentioned and you waste 24/7 just pissing people off. i'm just humoring you because we all know you're ellen and couldn't be more obvious.

well how else are you going to get a response on this blog, you idiot? you said it yourself. being ellen gets you attention.

Anonymous said...

lmfao ellen is working overtime tonight! it's always so entertaining when she gets worked up to the max.

Anonymous said...

If I had a minivan and an ocean I'd drive right in with the little babbbys before you call cps on me.

Anonymous said...

well how else are you going to get a response on this blog, you idiot? you said it yourself. being ellen gets you attention.

um what? that doesn't answer anything. why are you on 24/7 defending ellen, sweetie? do you have a job? poor ellen is frying that pea brain trying to get out of this.

Anonymous said...

ellen hun, just step away from the ebay laptop and go get high. you don't want to get that BP sky high and get hospitalized again.

Anonymous said...

I like the attention you give me. I need a job as a pizza delivery guy at the next Oscar show with a lesbint lovah like Ellen. Oh wait.

Anonymous said...

i cackle so hard that all these years later and ellen is still pretending it's not her trolling the blog

Anonymous said...

Ask yourself if you shit your pants and your diaper needs changing.

Anonymous said...

I like the attention you give me. I need a job as a pizza delivery guy at the next Oscar show with a lesbint lovah like Ellen. Oh wait.


yeah no real response. nice try, ellen bohn. as long as you keep commenting and being a retard everyone will keep tormenting you since it obviously gets you all riled up and you spend hours making an idiot of yourself.

Anonymous said...

im the troll that's been on since 2011 when fly vlog was executed.

Anonymous said...

she got so riled up that one time she was HOSPITALIZED lmfaoo ffs that will never get old. and then to top it off the blog was dead while she was gone, and as soon as her retarded ass got home she started raging.

Anonymous said...

im the troll that's been on since 2011 when fly vlog was executed.

oh and that was ellen! thanks for admitting it's you, ellen!

Anonymous said...

Williams and Sonoma has a really good recipe for tortellini and vegetable soup.

Anonymous said...

someone who wasn't ellen and was just a normal troll wouldn't be here trying to prove its not ellen and babbling about fly vlog trolls. you're a retard, ellen. you truly are.

now ellen is talking about herself and trying to steal the credit of Success Troll.

Anonymous said...

What time is it? Cps time?

Anonymous said...

like does ellen really think she's fooling anyone and isn't as obvious as possible?

Anonymous said...

I didnt have anywhere to be just now.

Anonymous said...

like does ellen really think she's fooling anyone and isn't as obvious as possible?


ikr. Success Troll was fly vlog queen.

Anonymous said...

Seacrest out

Anonymous said...

ok ellen dear, you can stop trying. just stop.

Anonymous said...

ok ellen dear, you can stop trying. just stop.

no, ellen, you stop.

Anonymous said...

i guess wow neat

Anonymous said...

MADD MADE ME COOOoooOOooo*VOICE CRACK*KEITH!!!

Anonymous said...

lmao typical smellen. always claiming it's not her yet she repeats the same things over and over then wonders why she's called out.

Anonymous said...

lmao typical smellen. always claiming it's not her yet she repeats the same things over and over then wonders why she's called out.

thanks for admitting that you planted those comments so you can then go on a raging spree

Anonymous said...

ellen just has to win. she can't stop until she's "won". she'll be here till 5am again. she's such a mental case.

Anonymous said...

ellen's lover will be here, too. both retards.

Anonymous said...

ok ellen, whatever you say honey

Anonymous said...

who was ellen obsessed loser on tc?

Anonymous said...

sometimes i think how ellen is "married" or whatever and a mother of TWO and then how she's on a dead anon blog 24/7 acting like a disabled 10 year old ocd autistic boy. then on top of that she's absolute trash living in poverty. it's not even like she's a bored rich housewife deciding to fail troll all day.

Anonymous said...

thatbitch and a few others. she was on multiple tabs raging at ellen. all the real pls just ignored smellen. sound familiar?

Anonymous said...

sometimes i think how ellen is "married" or whatever and a mother of TWO and then how she's on a dead anon blog 24/7 acting like a disabled 10 year old ocd autistic boy. then on top of that she's absolute trash living in poverty. it's not even like she's a bored rich housewife deciding to fail troll all day.


keep raging, hon. my bf is rich as fuck and i don't have to work or do anything hence why i can be on 24/7 here except when im on vaca in hawaii

Anonymous said...

thatbitch and a few others. she was on multiple tabs raging at ellen. all the real pls just ignored smellen. sound familiar?


ohh ok thanks. i ignored that retard and all the others mentioning ellen

Anonymous said...

that's why she fail trolls. she doesn't want to work or better her life and loves her trashy trailer welfare life, so she has nothing better to do than spend all day on the blog acting like it's her job to be here. she probably is the mod too and made these dead blogs after MF just so she'd have something to do all day.

Anonymous said...

ohh ok thanks. i ignored that retard and all the others mentioning ellen


ellen admits more than one person was bashing her in the tinychat

Anonymous said...

that's why she fail trolls. she doesn't want to work or better her life and loves her trashy trailer welfare life, so she has nothing better to do than spend all day on the blog acting like it's her job to be here. she probably is the mod too and made these dead blogs after MF just so she'd have something to do all day.


then ignore her? it's obvious she likes you raging and talking about her.

Anonymous said...

then ignore her? it's obvious she likes you raging and talking about her.

ok not ellen just like you could ignore all the ellen comments instead of patrolling 24/7 and raging at them all

Anonymous said...

ok not ellen just like you could ignore all the ellen comments instead of patrolling 24/7 and raging at them all

then what fun would it be?

Anonymous said...

ellen sweetie no one even takes it as seriously as you do. saving face? lmao sweetie is that what you're trying to do and thats why you're seeking revenge all day long?


this is a dead blog and no one reads it. it's obvious you're the fail mod.

Anonymous said...

this is a dead blog and no one reads it. it's obvious you're the fail mod.

oh really, fail mod ellen bohn? did lisa submit her letter yet?

Anonymous said...

ellen hun the rich housewife act got old after the first comment. it's not even close to believable.

Anonymous said...

poor ellen pretends she's a rich housewife who doesn't have to work because her husband is loaded, meanwhile she's sitting in her smelly trailer with 50 year old goodwill furniture and spraying her hourly full febreeze bottle to mask the shit smell in her trailer. no wonder you're high all the time.

Anonymous said...

Aww the poor retard is butthurt. Im not married, poor lil rere.

yeah we know, ellen. your husband left you and you shacked up with the next hick in the trailer park because you can't afford your trailer on your own.

Anonymous said...

poor fail troll. she thinks everyone on the blog is a poor fail like her and smellen.

Anonymous said...

This page is dedicated to Ellen Bohn. Pitiful retarded thing still here embarrassing herself 9 year later.

Anonymous said...

keep playing pretend, ellen. you're a toddler just like kai.

Anonymous said...

keep playing pretend, ellen. you're a toddler just like kai.


Ok hon. I'm going to play pretend when I have my wedding in a couple of years that will cost an exuberant amount of money.

Anonymous said...

ellen you've been here for like 3 hours straight are you not bored yet? babbling away about nonsense is fun? weally?

Anonymous said...

ellen you've been here for like 3 hours straight are you not bored yet? babbling away about nonsense is fun? weally?

ikr and she keeps bashing herself. it's odd, really.

Anonymous said...

ellen.... please. everyone knows your story, sweetie. you can barely afford to live.

Anonymous said...

yeah ellen is moving to hawaii and kai is moving in with matt in a 4 bedroom house and she got her license and bought a mom suv like leesha!

Anonymous said...

oh you're still pretending it's not you, ellen? i thought we moved passed that.

Anonymous said...

wow. buddinz got real mad. lmfao.

Anonymous said...

ellen, go to bed. don't you have class in the morning?

Anonymous said...

ok ellen

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn is screaming at her mirror rn. poor thing.

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn is seriously going to be here all night long

Anonymous said...

did ellen finally off herself?

Anonymous said...

hopefully jfc

anyway, akaynig uploaded a video about she is NOT A BEAUTY GURU! she is a ~lifestyle vlogger~ and has a well rounded channel!

Anonymous said...

kai*

Anonymous said...

ellen went to go get high, obviously. she vanishes for like half an hour and comes back babbling complete ESL nonsense that makes no sense. as soon as her turd was born she went right back to meth.

Anonymous said...

ok ellen

Anonymous said...

ok ellen

Anonymous said...

youre the only one pretending to be multiple people, honey.

Anonymous said...

i thought kai was arrested for being the rapist pig she is. nope, just ellen bohn raging at herself all night. should have known.

Anonymous said...

ellen is desperate to get the last word and win. then she'll wake up and talk to herself more. she has no fucking life. there's no way she's in school still of has custody of any kid.

Anonymous said...

so obvious when ellen gets high. that's also why she has so much energy again. guess she gave up on seeing roger and doesn't give a fuck since his replacement was born.

Anonymous said...

ok ellen you're the illiterate one sweetie. aren't you some kind of fail author?

Anonymous said...

ok ellen have fun on hour 50 on the blog and raging at yourself all night long. don't go to bed too late, dear, you have a baby to watch, don't forget.

Anonymous said...

pl, the baby is due in july.

Anonymous said...

the PLs are always right. of fucking course ellen is STILL here and spending all night raging on the blog.

Anonymous said...

ellen is so desperate to "win" she can't go to bed until she gets that last word! such an easily manipulated retard.

Anonymous said...

just one girl who hates ellen! even though everyone in tinychat bashed her.

Anonymous said...

ellen has a long night ahead of her. she must have slept in till 6pm today.

Anonymous said...

ellen started raging at 9pm. she probably slept until 6pm, went to mcdonalds, went to her drug dealer, and then sat her fat ass on the blog and hasnt moved since. she's literally been here for 6 hours straight.

thatbitch said...

hi ellen bohn! stay pressed, sweetie! <3

Ellen J Bohn said...

I am not pressed. I JUST got on! What's happening?

Ellen J Bohn said...

Everyone is me? What? Lol I just got on! Jonah finally got to sleep!

Ellen J Bohn said...

I didn't call anyone the n-word! I would never use that filthy word! I love African Americans!

Anonymous said...

This is too much. I can't. I need meth. BRB.

- The Real Ellen

Anonymous said...

STOP IT! I would NEVER say the n-word! I am the epitome of grace and class! Get the hell off my facebook! You PIG!

Anonymous said...

My brand new boyfriend is black. I broke up with Jonah's father. I can't wait to have gorgeous mixed children with Jamal!

-Ellen

Anonymous said...

Jamal just bust a nut in me I hope I'm pregnant! I would love for Jonah to have a sibling!

-Ellen B

Anonymous said...

I met Jamal through my drug dealer if anyone was wondering. This big 400 pound black beauty was there and I just couldn't resist! This is true love! Third time is definitely a charm! <3

-Ellen Bohn

Anonymous said...

Jamal's mammy owns a 4 bedroom house and their entire family lives there. I'm going to move in soon! Me and Jamal will have a corner in the basement to ourselves. I'm so excited! A real house to live in! Wow! Dreams do come true! :)

-Ellen Bohn

Anonymous said...

^ oh that was me by the way, the real ellen bohn!

Ellen J Bohn said...

I got my facebook back!

Anonymous said...

Did you know that animals are fathers to the orbs?

Ellen J Bohn said...

Jamal and his crew molested Jonah and I let them. Our new baby will be the one I love. I don't love mistakes Roger or Jonah, they could die for all I care! (I hope they do tbh!! Hehe!) CPS taking Roger was such a relief! I hope they take Jonah soon!

Anonymous said...

*print screened and sent to CPS*

say bye bye to jonah!

Anonymous said...

ok ellen bohn

that's right. i am the ellen j bohn. i love it when you say my name. it's so respectful :)

Anonymous said...

*print screened and sent to CPS*


good. i hate that lil runt.

Ellen J Bohn said...

WOW it's already 3am? I thought it was earlier! I have so much energy still! I'm bored and lonely and have no friends so I'll stay here on this dead blog for another 14 hours!

Anonymous said...

yeah and that's why you said i pretended not to be me when i said those gross things about my rotten snatch turd. keep being retarded.

ellen honey stop trying when you're high

Anonymous said...

i love my impersonators<3 i have so many fan!

Anonymous said...

3:30am and ellen is STILL here

Anonymous said...

so i forgot a letter. keep raging, tho. your puny brain is mush

Anonymous said...

3:30am and ellen is STILL here

i have to stay up! my fan needs me!

Anonymous said...

VULVAS!

Anonymous said...

EARLOBES!

Anonymous said...

GENTILE HERPES!

Anonymous said...

BAGS!

Anonymous said...

JEN GIVES HEAD! JEN GIVES HEAD!

Anonymous said...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lJEDf_AQQNs

Anonymous said...

she's obviously still sleeping. as soon as she wakes up at 6pm the raging will start again.

Anonymous said...

psycho, are you still talking to yourself about ellen bohn? she must have really gotten under your skin last night, dear

Anonymous said...

autumnkrepop Have you felt the baby kicking yet??
mskailynmarie @autumnkrepop I won't be talking about my pregnancy anymore but she's very healthy
sallie_johnston Are you still accepting gifts for the baby?
mskailynmarie @sallie_johnston yes but I won't be doing videos or photos on it
sallie_johnston Interesting.
twogirlsonebeer So then why are you accepting gifts? That's kind of selfish
twogirlsonebeer Or just rude? It just doesn't seem right. It seems gift grabby
mskailynmarie @twogirlsonebeer I'm not asking for people to send me ANY gifts! But if someone says they would like to give me one I'm not going to say no. I loved showing the gifts I received from my subscribers but it seemed to cause a lot of negativity from some of the people who don't like me

Anonymous said...

psycho, are you still talking to yourself about ellen bohn? she must have really gotten under your skin last night, dear

oh look ellen's awake!

Anonymous said...

oh look ellen's awake!

no, sweetheart. don't get too excited over there, honey. ellen isn't here yet. just another person tired of scrolling through pages of you screaming at yourself about ellen for 48 hours straight.

Anonymous said...

ok ellen

Anonymous said...

But if someone says they would like to give me one I'm not going to say no.
But if someone says they would like to give me one I'm not going to say no.
But if someone says they would like to give me one I'm not going to say no.
But if someone says they would like to give me one I'm not going to say no.
But if someone says they would like to give me one I'm not going to say no.
But if someone says they would like to give me one I'm not going to say no.
But if someone says they would like to give me one I'm not going to say no.


Wilcher Rule 1: NEVER decline a gift EVER, no matter what the circumstances may be

Anonymous said...

bb madelyn grace is definitely a deformed retard like it's mommy, that's why kai won't show her. you know kai was ready to milk mommy vlogs. she loved doing her pregnancy updates, thats the only reason her fat stans sent her gifts.

Anonymous said...

ok ellen keep pretending it's not you. obvious retard. literally no one defends you but you.

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/lLYNe6n1N_/

kai made fat amy buy her those limid dition weddin' wild pallids, that kai fist pounded on amy's IG over

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