Thursday, 13 February 2014

The Maryland Rapists

Kai and Madd were interrogated over the attempted rape of Ariel Sea Cow, as evidenced from a GG Granny’s FB chat. What started as a few innocent drinks in the lavender dungeon, turned into Madd and his fat wife trying to lure a very drunk Ariel into a threeway situation. Ariel managed to flee and call the police to report this horrific crime, the Wilcher-Hughes were held separately in different police cars and questioned one by one. This seems to be accurate judging by the report issued to Faslyns Bowie mansion (also judging by Kai’s track record, she would totally be keen to munch some snatch). The pl’s are always right! They had suggested that perhaps Madd and Kai had tried to cop a feel of Ariel’s whale physique. After this Kai and Madd conceived their demonic child in a very smelly and loud fuck session. Their cavernous bodies slapped together; in ecstasy with added excitement from getting caught.

Kai is having a girl! She is thuper essited you guith! She stuffed her gluttonous mouth on Valentines with Mama and Granny, whilst Madd porked his piece of ass on the side. She has been posting nonstop photos of baby clothes and junk food all over her Instagram.






Our favorite nappy headed ape Momo has been questioning her relationship with James, even after he bought her dead gas station roses and rotten chocolates from the dollar store. Now Moby Keef is busting his obese ass at a car parts place, she is pondering whether or not to get back with him. He claims to want her jumanji bush once more, and to plant some of his lardy seeds in her wizened birth canal. Who will Momo choose? That is a very good question, besides it must be very difficult when you have two suitors with such redeeming qualities! *coughs*


Momo looking drunker than ever with her yellow toothed fuck whale


 Momo's cheap velvet chocolate box, with a strategically placed copy of "What to Expect When you're expecting.

Momo posing with her rancid chocolates

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Anonymous said...

helloooooooooooo

wtf is going on on gg

Anonymous said...

they're all pissy that kai is having a girl? idk. some of them need to stfd already.

Anonymous said...

A boy would have been sf boring. Kai would have gave it to a whitewalker.

Anonymous said...

the streets are talking. ellen bohn already lost custody of jonah. CPS was there within his first week to take him away. and of course the baby daddy left her and will try and get custody of the kid from CPS. it's repeating itself all over again. ellen is such trash.

Anonymous said...

I hope Kai's baby comes out looking like a white Maureen.

Anonymous said...

it probably will. it looks ape-ish in the ultrasound.

Anonymous said...

Now, with that said, even though conversation has ceased, for now, I do feel the need to address something.
As someone else mentioned. You were all adamant that you were not going to make fun of the baby. That you only wanted what was best for her and that Kai provided plenty of material of her own to make fun of without bringing the baby into the mix.
I see that sentiment has changed.

Well, I'm going to have to nix that. Make fun of the fucked up shit Kai does all you want. Leave the baby out of it. You don't need to discuss how the baby "obviously looks like it inherited the unfortunate facial genes" or what have you. This baby should be looked at as a completely separate entity than Kai. She didn't get to pick the role she'd play in Kai's life.

tl:dr- Don't speculate what might be wrong with the baby or what she's going to look like. She didn't choose Kai for a mom.








looooooooool ok. it really does already look like kai though.

Anonymous said...

what's so bad about speculating that it will look like kai? idgi.

Anonymous said...

what the actual fuck is wrong with leigha on gg? she is legit insane and sounds like she wants to murder madd and his family. it's momo isn't it? is anyjuan a gg member and can look into her posts? she said she bitched about madd before and got shot down.

Anonymous said...

because they're sf ~pc~ over there. don't talk about kai's obvious fas face! don't diagnose! don't make fun of a fetus on a forum devoted to fucking GOSSIP and trash talk! they always forget where they are and feel they can impose rules on what's okay to talk about.

Anonymous said...

A boy would have been sf boring. Kai would have gave it to a whitewalker.

ok nerd. time for a beating.

Anonymous said...

You can see that the baby even has kai's dark hair.

Anonymous said...

oh yeah leigha was also the one saying that she didn't think kai was legally married:


I guess the #1 reason why I feel Kai is not legally married is she would change her last name. The girl will attempt to get pregnant on purpose for 7 months, sits in his room waiting for him in his family's home, will ball on YouTube becuase she couldn't see Matt becuase he didn't want to get her sick and she was missing him "thooo muth waaaah!"
If she was really his legal wife she would have that paperwork done so fast with out issue, she just might burn a calorie.

Anonymous said...

Why are some of you pigs speaking ill of our niece? You are not a true MoarFail Auntie if you're bashing our sweet Madelyn.

Anonymous said...

So...what is everyjuan doing for v-day? Looks like momo already has her night planned with James.

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I love flowers, especially roses:)

I got him a card and a box of chocolates too. I can't wait to give it to him:)

James is coming over tomorrow and we are going out to dinner at outback steakhouse:)

Anonymous said...

Like that is seriously cray cray and i am judging you so hard.

Anonymous said...

wasn't that psycho ape just talking about if she should get back with keith???

Anonymous said...

yup. hopefully she's done cheating on james. right momo? you realize how shitty a girlfriend you are. always talking about getting with other guys behind james's back, and here he is treating you to a valentines dinner.

Anonymous said...

Kai looks like she suffers from Williams Syndrome. Full cheeks, large bottom lip, low nasal bridge. puffy eyes, wide spaced teeth as a child. mental delays and most need assisted living, probably why she still lives with mommy.

Anonymous said...

Wut a fucking genius you are. Thanks for stating the obvious you loon?

Anonymous said...

Kai looks like she suffers from Williams Syndrome. Full cheeks, large bottom lip, low nasal bridge. puffy eyes, wide spaced teeth as a child. mental delays and most need assisted living, probably why she still lives with mommy.
February 13, 2014 9:59 pm

HOLY CRAP! she does!!! if that's the case, she's been getting a govt disability checks since birth. AND her caregiver mom gets one too!
Once Kai leaves mommas checks stop. oh what am I saying? momma has nothing to worry about ..lol

Anonymous said...

Lol at Kai's fetus being a mouth breather in utero!! How the fuck does that happen?! Also wtf at Kai's gender reveal picture? She's popping out of that rocking chair. There's still chance for a miscarriage. One of the Olympians had a miscarriage at 18 weeks and she was healthy and took care of herself.

Anonymous said...

i can't believe loser mod made a new post on her dead blog.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone else notice kai's fetus childs profile looks EXACTLY like MOOREN?

I'm being totally serious.

That slack jaw, upturned nose, flat side profile and a littl head sprouting a full-on afro..it's uncanny!!!

Poor kid. Poor, poor, kid.

Anonymous said...

kai posting pictures of baby clothes on her fb and she got told to fuck off since she won't show the baby in the clothes anyways, and all the pictures after that are like a couple likes and no comments lulz

https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1619485_450303598432354_329515399_n.jpg

did anyone notice her thigh/ass area in this picture? the bar on the rocking chair is literally digging into her massive amount of fat. she doesn't even fit in the rocking chair holy shit

Anonymous said...

are anthony and failel still pretending they're in a relationship? because they definitely are not

Anonymous said...

spill the deats on kaloser and anthony

Anonymous said...

happy vagina day!

Anonymous said...

well kaloser is cheating on Anthony with his best friend..who is a loser druggie. kaloser is now knocked up with his bb. she wants an abortion but he doesn't.

Anonymous said...

is there a new kai parody instagram? foreverkailynyt got deleted :'(

Anonymous said...

he's a weighcist too

Anonymous said...

What did hubby get you guys for V-Day? :?)

Anonymous said...

what I imagine bbgurl's crotch turd to look like in 12 years: http://25.media.tumblr.com/26870fe6b4f47e5d1b36e76697a8ce3a/tumblr_n10afsqS3e1ts10q9o1_400.jpg

Anonymous said...

Oh god. Hold me. That person is horrifying!!!!

Kai's kid won't look that bad.

I tend to think she'll look more like Rumor Willis, if she's lucky.

Or if she's REALLY LUCKY she'll look just like our Mooren. Now that gal is a babe! woot! woot!

Anonymous said...

I cannot with GG anymore, 95% of them are obese mommies giving out parenting advice on basically every thread and the other 5% are wannabe socialites.

I bet some of them are jelly of Kai having a bb girl.

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Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/user/SincerelyKailyn

lol at her new header with bb rere in a heart (I think)

Anonymous said...

so......kai spent valentine's day alone?

Anonymous said...

Well, alone as in not with her husbint? Yes. But she went to granny/auntie sokoloski's to eat and bought ever flavor of chocolate eggs she could find. Foreverfat


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Anonymous said...

Every*

Anonymous said...

i can't wait until she's around 30+ weeks she's going to be as big as a hippo =]

Anonymous said...

are people really still trying to protest minimum wage? do they not realize if their pay goes up everyone else's has to go up, and most likely will be double what it is now? minimum wage jobs are for teenagers to start out in the work field, if you're trying to ~support~ yourself on minimum wage you probably should have thought about that before you became 30 years old and flipping burgers and a fast food restaurant. jfc.

Anonymous said...

wrong. minimum wage should go along with inflation. so it should he at least 10 dollars. if the minimum wage increased, people would have more to spend in this economy and therefore there would be profits aka more money in your business,

Anonymous said...

plus, look at college intution. if the minimum wage increased, kids could pay off their tuition and you know, not have it be a burden for the rest of their lives.

Anonymous said...

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Look what James got me for Valentine's Day! He is SO sweet!<3 http://t.co/SuxqlQ2SmL

http://t.co/CXO3w9Yzuv

Meanwhile what did Kailyn get from Matt? That's right, NOTHING!

Not that it makes a difference, but it's just the principle of the thing.




what the hell mooren? why is 'what to expect when you're expecting' on your table?

Anonymous said...

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I was only trying to show the box of chocolates in that pic. I didn't mean for that book to be in the background.

yeah ok sure momo. that's why is strategically placed. please fuck off already.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't James wonder why you have that book when he's not having sex with you??! Who are you getting knocked up by Mooren??

Anonymous said...

lol kai is on ontd again

http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/85750620.html

Anonymous said...

pretty sure if you're working through college you're probably a waitress or bartender and they actually make decent money. if you're flipping burgers through college you're just wasting money on a degree because you're already too dumb. if minimum wage jumps to $10, my pay would jump to nearly $19, my mom would make close to $40..imagine people with more lucrative careers ffs just because minimum wage goes up doesn't mean everything else stays the same, everything goes up with it. plus minimum wage anymore is restricted to fast food restaurants and retail...all jobs for people still in hs.

Anonymous said...

uh, no, sweetie. your pay would remain the same. what the fuck does minimum wage have to do with other wages? that is up to your employer. minimum wage equaling to inflation is a logical and rational thing to do.

Anonymous said...

tbh if minimum wage would raise it would just be like putting a huge fucking sign on the mexico/u.s. border saying "welcome"

Anonymous said...

uh, no, sweetie..everyone else's pay would go up because if you're already making double what minimum wage is everyone's gonna be like well wtf now i'm not making enough. if the pay raises, it has to follow a pay grade

Anonymous said...

competition

Anonymous said...

ya i can't imagine them raising min. wage and everyone else's wages stay the same. anyone who got lucky enough to find a decent job in college will just be like, wait i'm doing this and am only getting paid a couple dollars more than the idiot and Wendy's? it's a chain reaction, everything else will raise as well. it's called MINIMUM wage for a reason

Anonymous said...

I have accountant friends that work 60+ hours a week who are salary and they divide their pay hourly and it comes up to less than minimum wage. lmfao

Anonymous said...

"your ass will be out the door so fast and he'll have someone else right there to take your place HAPPILY"

you clearly have never had a decent, respectable job. that's not how respectable employment works, that how minimum wage jobs work. try getting a proper job where you're actually a valuable asset to a company =]

Anonymous said...

why is fail mod arguing with herself about minimum wage on the dead blog?

Anonymous said...

you clearly have never had a decent, respectable job. that's not how respectable employment works, that how minimum wage jobs work. try getting a proper job where you're actually a valuable asset to a company =]

lmfao ok sweetie keep thinking that. employers have the upper hand now, hon. you can be replaced in a matter of seconds. no one would dare say anything like that. lmfao

Anonymous said...

! A cruise isn't even that big of a deal. Stfu leesha.

better then the idiots that are like I'm going to Florida omg yay!

Anonymous said...

leave it to rere oopsy baby leesha to go on a cruise while pregnant, the breeding ground of every communicable disease known to man

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry but I think it's so ridiculous that she has snowmen decorations in her video backgrounds in mid February... Like yeah, technically snowmen could be associated with all of winter but c'mon, most people associate snowmen with Christmas and hers look VERY festive. I know it's irrational but she claims to be such a seasonal gal. Why not get some classy, age-appropriate snowflake decorations? She's really slacking with her holiday decor lately Old Jen would have had like 3 background

Anonymous said...

Her tree stayed up for quite a while, and the kitchen spoon tree was up even longer.

She didn't swap out her winter wrapping paper back from from early winter Christmas to late winter valentines day.

Anonymous said...

Classy, age appropriate snowflake decorations. sf obvious a GGer wrote that paragraph lol

Anonymous said...

kai got rid of kik and is spamming her FB page again for people to get in contact with her. why would anyone need to get in contact with her? what a bored bitch. and she has a new email everkai@icloud.com

Anonymous said...

vday came and went..no pictures of failel and anthony together? why do they even bother hiding their breakup

Anonymous said...

Thank god, I need to conact Kai and ask her what are some good tips for budgeting your money with a new baby on the way.

Anonymous said...

of course fail guru kailyn wilcher talked to some GGer about buying subs and views.

Anonymous said...

If you read GG you are a GGer.

Anonymous said...

sweetie, everyone is a GGer now. this blog is dead. dunzo.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Lulu won! Kiss her loose lips!

Anonymous said...

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He's so cute! pic.twitter.com/v9FctHCUhg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgoxeeECMAAGW1H.jpg:large



did maureen shoop that pic? she looks so different and weird. she almost looks asian.

Anonymous said...

looks like she made her jawline smaller? idk, but ia she does look different.

Anonymous said...

kai is already lactating lmfao her saggy tits are already leaking. she admitted in in her kaigut 20 week update. also she's fucking huge and claims she just gained 8 pounds.

Anonymous said...

i can't wait to see her as a hideous obese fatass in september, wearing size 5x and the only shoes that fit her fatass feet will be double wide slippers from the dollar tree

Anonymous said...

i still don't get what the hughes and the sokoloski cult are doing. why is kai having 2 baby showers? one for the sokolosi wilchers and one for the hughes at their church? have lisa and the hughes met yet? is matt really still living at his parents house and won't see his baby except for his monthly visit? when will the hughes see the baby? when matt picks it and kai up? they're such freaks. i still can't believe she's pregnant and actually having a baby.

Anonymous said...

probably lisa's idea for kai to have two baby showers so kai can get more present$$$$$

Anonymous said...

kai is still claiming that baby registry posted here the second kai was pregnant is fake. i dont think so. how did anyone know she was pregnant? and it seemed pretty accurate so.... and kai said they're getting all white furniture, and what was on that registry??

Anonymous said...

does anyone else like to creep on kai stans fb's when they're bored? such entertaining losers, like this cow
https://www.facebook.com/ashley.koonce.9


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her neck D:

Anonymous said...

lmao yes

i found this one commenting on kai's ig about also being a "larger woman". she's obese and posts pics of her disgusting udders on ig and then thirsty losers tell her she's hot. lol ok

http://instagram.com/p/jpQWomTawL/

Anonymous said...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgoxeeECMAAGW1H.jpg:large

pretty sure it's her eyes that are throwing everything off and making her look semi-normal. she's like mid blink so you can't see her ~naturally drunk~ eyes. and also she shooped her chin/gobble area and her nose.

Anonymous said...

That's Mooren's boyfriend??! I've had cyber sex with him!!! We're gonna have sex when we meet up later this month!!

Anonymous said...

Kai is going to a newborn class. Why did she feel the need to specify that it was paid for already?! She really needs it but she's gonna be a cunt about it. 'I paid for the newborn clath, tho I can't tell you all the tipth they gave me and everything I learned' bitchface while flipping thru a trapper keeper with 'notes' in it.

Anonymous said...

damn momo is looking good! is she still anorexic eating/drinking nothing but coffee? she's so thin! is she still bleaching her skin? she looks so much lighter! wow! gorgeous girl!

Anonymous said...

isn't pain early on in pregnancy a sign of weak muscles trying to strengthen? kai says she is already having lower back pain...and leg pain lulz not really surprising since all she does all day every day is sit or lay.

Anonymous said...

Muscles trying to strengthen??? No, go back to GG. That's really the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Anonymous said...

lmao muscles trying to strengthen like they do it all on their own

Anonymous said...

i miss 24/7 blog resident loser. why did she stop screaming at herself all day? come back, sweetie. i hope you didnt kill yourself. i was only joking, sweetheart!

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn actually got off the blog once she gave birth. it's truly the shock of the century. guess she knows CPS is watching her every move, and if she fucks up jonah is gone as fast as roger.

Anonymous said...

at 20 weeks, yes it would be weak muscles if it were 30+ weeks it would just be pain. that's why it's always recommended to not wear belly supports when you have lower back pain early on in pregnancy. i have never heard of someone having ~leg pain~ early on in pregnancy but then again this fat, lazy kai we're talking about

Anonymous said...

rachel bratwurst has gotten so fat that her lower eyelids are being pulled down by the weight of her cheeks

and shes some how still self absorbed and vain as ever. a 5 min video of her haircut? no one cares fattie

http://youtu.be/Kc6U8z4hRlA

Anonymous said...

eeww seriously whats wrong with her lower eyelids? the corners are being pulled down and almost flipping over.

Anonymous said...

didn't she do her own ombre and she thought it was thooo perfect and amazing? and now she's saying it was the worst disaster? or was that someone else

Anonymous said...

I see blog loser is still raging at ellen even tho she is nowhere to be found. cackle

Anonymous said...

uhh fat Rachel is basically the spokesperson for this blog. a fat rude disgusting pig always swearing and raging, aka this blog.

Anonymous said...

Actually maureen does have a job however shitty it might be and she also has a college degree, and you still don't see her going out spending hoards of cash on makeup and shit. Kai meanwhile has NO job and NO education, yet somehow you see her buy useless shit by the numbers on the daily? If anyone is living off the government, it is clearly kai.

Anonymous said...

ok maureen

Anonymous said...

ok fake maureen

Anonymous said...

WTF Jen, NO ONE CARES. You aren't special. You don't look especially great or interesting post workout. You look like everyone else. Sweaty and gross. Go shower.

Anonymous said...

I legit think Jen is insane. She makes plans to plan to plan, and then makes videos about it. WTF wants to sit there and watch that over and over? Like seriously. I couldn't even get through 10 seconds of her erin condren video without getting a fucking headache.

Anonymous said...

Of course that picture that Momo plastered on here is totally shopped. What a L.O.S.E.R!!!

Here's a recent pic of the blackjacked ape-tress, gaping nostril holes and all, taken straight off of her FB page.

http://oi57.tinypic.com/t0te05.jpg

lovely.

Anonymous said...

blackjacked = slack-jawed

damn auto-correct making look rere.

Anonymous said...

http://distilleryimage10.s3.amazonaws.com/1d594b98984b11e39e200ed7e3db63ea_8.jpg

apparently smellen's puthy smells really, really bad. i will never understand unhygienic females, why is it sf hard to just wash their damn puthy?

Anonymous said...

have benji and judy even thought about their parenting past the point of shitting out kids? benji thinks kids should be beat and told to suck it up and stop crying and judy is filipino which means she's going to be the exact opposite of benji. their marriage is going to crumble in a few years

Anonymous said...

benji thinks kids should be beat and told to suck it up and stop crying



he gets that from his dominant father and submissive mother. he was never shown what a normal relationship is supposed to be like. same with kai...

Anonymous said...

jen looks like this after working out http://ow.ly/tKYPS who posts sweaty selfies without having showered. gross.

Anonymous said...

people still talk about jen? oh. why not just go back to gg and talk about er since you're obviously from gg?

on a side note, i'm surprised she runs 10 minute miles, i'd expect her time to be a little better considering how much she runs

Anonymous said...

oh that's just fail mod, still reminiscing and clinging onto the old moarfail days, refusing to let go and move on even though every one else did.

Anonymous said...

its like fat rachel desperately wants to talk about her new hair cut, but doesnt have any girlfriends so she makes a video.

Anonymous said...

So Jen bought a "planner" to plan videos, and what are those videos going to be about? Planning? Jfc no wonder her videos have turned to shit, she basiclly talks about the same thing every fucking time. No juan needs to know how she plans for this or that for the 4,839,106th time.

Anonymous said...

look Jen has anxiety IBS and legit mental. Who else would film a 10 min video on changing the part in her hair or how she writes her boring schedule.

Anonymous said...

fail mod are you done talking to yourself on your dead blog about jen?

Anonymous said...

sorry for the long rant.

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Anonymous said...

poor pitiful Tea4me10 getting raked over on yt ooof can't unsee that face.

Anonymous said...

Sent from my Section 8 trailer using Tapatalk.

Anonymous said...

did da wittle babby get her food stamps at the trailer today?

Anonymous said...

fail mod, are you still sitting here talking to yourself hoping your dead blog will take off?

Anonymous said...

no, hon. get off your snatch and do something and stop worrying about this blog and its mod.

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Anonymous said...

ok ellen bohn

Anonymous said...

that's right fail mod

Anonymous said...


where is our favorite ogre?

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Anonymous said...

so glad you're back, ellen! the blog's one and only contributor! the blog was so dead without you while you gave birth and recovered.

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn is fail mod

Anonymous said...

ugh. I am so sick of GG. they are pissy someone messaged the church to out kai.

Anonymous said...

also how retarded was the church's reaction? hopefully Kai is not welcome there anymore at the very least

Anonymous said...

Moar Kai nudes leaked!

Anonymous said...

GG is as dumb as Kai. They're obsessed with 'Kai always wins :('. Tha fuck is she winning??! Her life is miserable! No friends, no freedom, no money. No matter what she says EVERYONE knows Madd doesn't live with her - their marriage is a joke of a relationship. She leaves her house like once a month and she's about to have a newborn that will keep her up all night and all day. I'd fucking put a bullet in my brain if that was my life.

Anonymous said...

kailynmarieh
6 hours ago
Fried chicken! Btw if you have a problem will the food I eat or post don't look at it! My doctor said me and my baby are healthy and doing great! And I don't post food photos for attention I post them because it's my Instagram and I can do what I want with it! And you guys don't see every single thing that I eat! I love fruits and veggies too!

http://instagram.com/p/kndvU5Jm0z/

Anonymous said...

omg LMFAOOOOO did everyone not say kai and matt tried to have a threesome with ariel?! they actually got interrogated? lmfao where was mama during all this?

Anonymous said...

and the blog was right, again. kai and matt tried to have a threesome with ariel. that's why he sped over the next day.

and seriously where was lisa? sitting in the next room while the kids drank so much there was rape accusations and the cops showed up?

Anonymous said...

i bet anything that FB convo isn't even real. that moron has been talking about having dirt for weeks now. it's probably just fail mod seeking revenge on GG for stealing her girls.

Anonymous said...

My gender identity had been figured out. What I then struggled with was my gender expression. When you research genderqueer or gender non-conforming AFAB or even AMAB people, one presentation is consistent: androgyny. I became distraught; how could I, a full-figured, big-chested, big-assed person present as androgynous? How could I wear make-up and jewelry and present as gender neutral? The answer was simple: I couldn’t. And it hurt...

Anonymous said...

I began to worry. Maybe I wasn’t transgender after all. Maybe I wasn’t trans enough. When we went to the mall, my partner had to physically guide me away from Sephora. I liked make-up, I liked jewelry, and I liked presenting as feminine. Feminine genderqueers weren’t and still aren’t very visible. Who was I? Was I making this transgender stuff up? Was I trying to be part of a community I had no part in?...

Anonymous said...

...Liking make-up and jewelry does not make me a woman any more than liking sports makes someone a man. Gender identity and gender expression are entirely separate things. There are butch transgender women and feminine transgender men. There are feminine AFAB genderqueers and masculine AMAB genderqueers.

Sent from my locked down psychiatric unit using Risperdal and my nurse call light.

Ariel Seastar said...

*walks into the moarfail mansion, heels clicking on the marble tile*

*sits down at the moarfail piano*

*starts playing the notes to wrecking ball*

yeah you... you ra-a-aaaped me!

*starts crying*

Anonymous said...

i can't believe kai is a rapist. what a pig.

Anonymous said...

kai tries to rape ariel and ariel starts posting a ton of fail guru videos right after trying to actually succeed at youtube? ok

Anonymous said...

sweet kai is no rapist. we all know matt is though. he sped right over when he knew ariel would be over again the next day. ariel probably accused matt of trying to rape her. kai is just a rere making it a couples thing.

Anonymous said...

kailyn got knocked up right around ariel's visit! matt was so horny from trying to rape ariel he had extra nut to bust in kai and finally accomplish knocking her up!

Anonymous said...

madelyn is a rape baby

Anonymous said...

Kai needs to stop trying to be like other fail gurus

http://instagram.com/p/kC8O0LlhZi/

http://instagram.com/p/kVQNKvJm0o/#

Anonymous said...

I'll just leave this here.

http://www.cityofbowie.org/ArchiveCenter/ViewFile/Item/630

Anonymous said...

omg lmao. The pls are always right.

Anonymous said...

lulz now GG is all guise let's drop this it's too serious

i just can't with those hypocrites

Anonymous said...

http://www.cityofbowie.org/ArchiveCenter/ViewFile/Item/630

rape on melling lane on kai's block. and then there was an animal bite a few days later. who did bella attack? was bella put down and that's why we never see her? the other day kai said bella was still around and fine, but she'd lie about that so...

Anonymous said...

october 2nd too, and that's when ariel was over. kai definitely tried to rape her! she's a rapist!

Anonymous said...

tbh i think kai has frontal lobe damage. my cousin has it and he's a pathological liar and a dummy just like kai. he's also hypersexual and used to call sex hotlines on our phone lmao

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frontal_lobe_disorder#Signs_and_symptoms

Anonymous said...

lol i saw that comment too. everyone still acts like moarfail is alive and active. this blog isn't moarfail and no pretty ladies are left. this fail replacement blog is dead.

Anonymous said...

In both mf and its clones and in the GG community, it seems to have reached a point of speaking completely different languages. I think ultimately the problem is that we as a people have forgotten how to disagree in a civil manner.

You may notice that:

1.GG and SFA has good reason to offer such character interactions – the audiences lap this stuff up like a dog to gravy.

2.It is true that SFA has offered so few new ideas that GG is unstopable.

3.A Pretty Lady to SFA might see exasperation in these comments and think SFA is bunch of whiners and complainers. And they're right.

Anonymous said...

oh shut up fail mod and delete this dead fail blog already

Anonymous said...

i'm just dying here thinking that we thought the worst "scandal" we'd probably ever get out of kai is a sex tape or naughty photos. nope! ATTEMPTED RAPE! what the actual fuck, kai?! i feel more bad for gracie/madelyn than i did before.

Anonymous said...

that baby will definitely be born with fas and was definitely conceived the night of the rape.

already a fucking freakshow rere ape child and it isnt even born.
tbh i havent felt bad about the baby at all, but this situation makes it soooo real and now i do feel bad for the ugly little thing.

Anonymous said...

don't forget there's definitely something wrong with it and it's deformed, that's why kai can back from her ultrasound appointment and announced she's not showing the baby.

Anonymous said...

this page is dedicated to the pretty ladies of old long may they fornicate.

Anonymous said...

"Too many parents make the mistake of preparing the path for their child instead of preparing their child for the path".

Anonymous said...

lulz somejuan pasted gg comments to yt. that's just lulzy.

Anonymous said...

i think kai just wants a babby for governmint hand outs and she's one of those idiots who thinks a babby will give her life purpose since kai is literally a waste of resources.

she didn't want to breast feed before she even got pregnant, why? because she has absolutely no intention of caring for babby at all hours, it will only be when kai wants to.

idk if the rape thing is legit (but wouldn't doubt it too much considering it's kai) but something serious obviously went down if one day it's kai and ariel drinking together, the next they're drinking together again except with madd, then ariel doesn't want anything to do with kai after that. it's sketchy af, i wish ariel would just leak the dirt herself or maybe she's too traumatized lulz

Anonymous said...

i'm still cackling that the fat retarded toddlers waddled down to the court house on their own. not even lisa was there. she probably slapped kai so hard for fucking up her disability benefits and health insurance. and lisa still hasn't met matt's family. how are these 2 inbred families going to raise/share madelyn? i bet lisa thinks the baby is never leaving her house, then matt will show up ready to pick up the baby (just the baby, not kai) and take it to his house for the weekend.

Anonymous said...

Ariel, bb gurl, no one would blame you if you and hubby went over to mama's estate and bashed Kai and Madd with baseball bats. Those sick freaks!
Kai, I bought stuff for your bb but I'm sending it to Ariel now. Even if she isn't preg, she can return everything for store credit and get whatever she wants!

Anonymous said...

kai is an absolute pig. that hubby of hers is even worse. nothing but pigs inside of human bodies. ariel and kai got tipsy and probably got touchy and flirty. then matt goes over the next day to help kai rape ariel and get in on it too. the threesome wasn't even a joke. such oversexed fat retarded swine. and then kai got knocked up right around that time and the rapist couple is having a baby to molest now and make the next maureen.

Potpieputhy said...

Post update!

Anonymous said...

I think a concerned parishioner should call the church all concerned about a rapist among them. Someone should also call Madd's job, his parents, their neighbors, etc.

Anonymous said...

lmao @ gg grannys saying that bella bit mama wheelchair and called the police over the matter. OK SURE, thats believable.

Anonymous said...

If anyone lives near Bowie I think you should post flyers all around the neighborhood about a rapist living in the area with pictures from her inthtagram

Anonymous said...

call dectives benson and stabler!!

munch too!

Anonymous said...

http://imgur.com/OLg3Pmx

Anonymous said...

Kai should breast feed, then she will know how good it feels like when someone sucks from your tits, cause Madd sure doesn't.

Anonymous said...

I lahv that you put the actual number.

Anonymous said...

please post that on GG. watch all the grannies freak out about ~going too far! this is serious!

Anonymous said...

They would probably go into cardiac arrest. They are still on the dog bite shit when Kairape is going on.

Anonymous said...

we shall see...

Anonymous said...

lol ily!

Anonymous said...

omg I just noticed the Bella part at the bottom.

Anonymous said...

lmfao @ girl, you wrong for that

Anonymous said...

organized like jen literally has like 5 hairs on her head.

Anonymous said...

i wonder how many ggs will be pissed and say that's making fun of the victim

Anonymous said...

jen looks old as shit now. she did a video with no makeup the other day and looked like an old jewish woman. and in her vlog she showed her pitiful ponytail and it was like 2 hairs.

Anonymous said...

lmao all the GGers are liking the photo and laughing along. GG always wins.

Anonymous said...

plot twist: it's PLS with GG accounts

Anonymous said...

plot twist: it's PLS with GG accounts


ding ding ding!

Anonymous said...

Personally, I find the accusations against Miss Bella Wilcher to be the most horrendous allegations to come out of this rape scandal. There are many, many more animals than Miss Bella Wilcher residing on the 12000 block Melling Lane, Bowie, Maryland. What happened to innocent until proven guilty?

Anonymous said...

the police reports don't say that bella was ever arrested for biting someone so maybe we shouldn't speculate

Anonymous said...

plot twist: it's PLS with GG accounts


proof everyone has moved on to GG. poor fail mod is still trying desperately to salvage this dead blog. she even update the post, like anyone cares or will even see it.

Anonymous said...

Justice for Bella!

Anonymous said...

mugshot just released

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/60500/Yorkshire-Terrier-Mugshot--60851.jpg

Anonymous said...

"Or maybe..Bella may have finally gone off on Kai for treating her like shit and she whined to mama and she reported it. "

GG Granny logic. MAaaaaaamaaa bella bit me!!! CALL DA POLICE ON HER!!!!

Anonymous said...

"Or maybe..Bella may have finally gone off on Kai for treating her like shit and she whined to mama and she reported it. "

GG Granny logic. MAaaaaaamaaa bella bit me!!! CALL DA POLICE ON HER!!!!

Anonymous said...


GG Granny logic. MAaaaaaamaaa bella bit me!!! CALL DA POLICE ON HER!!!!


the sad thing is, i wouldn't put it past kai...

Anonymous said...

"This is far fetched and morbid but what if Bella didn't bite anyone and MW reported that she did. To have a reason to get rid of her seeing as SHE will have to take care of the new baby and didn't want the responsibility of dealing with both? A lot of people give away or neglect their dog/cat when they have a baby because they don't have the time for both. This is a far fetched theory but who KNOWS what really goes on in this house. Clearly more than anyone knows."






IS THIS SERIOUS?

Anonymous said...

This is far fetched and morbid but what if Bella didn't bite anyone and MW reported that she did. To have a reason to get rid of her seeing as SHE will have to take care of the new baby and didn't want the responsibility of dealing with both? A lot of people give away or neglect their dog/cat when they have a baby because they don't have the time for both. This is a far fetched theory but who KNOWS what really goes on in this house. Clearly more than anyone knows.

Anonymous said...

why would lisa have to call the cops though? that makes zero sense. she could just toss bella outside and be done.

Anonymous said...

BELLA HAS BEEN FRAMED!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

kai was trying to cover up the rape by implicating bella in a biting scandal!!

or maybe bella was really the one that raped ariel!!

Anonymous said...

madelyn is probably trying desperately to self abort right now

Anonymous said...

I wonder how her fat middle aged fans will react to this one?

'vicious lies! sweet kai would never do such a thing! ariel just got drunk and made a mistake!'

Anonymous said...


http://imgur.com/LEXFbly

Anonymous said...

puthy riot!

Anonymous said...

we need to get those sick perverted rapists kailyn wilcher and matthew hughes behind bars and off the streets of bowie.

and kailyn is raising a child over my dead body! CPS will definitely be getting involved the day that poor child is born. kai thought the craigslist prank was bad? ha!

Anonymous said...

safety for our babby!!

Anonymous said...

poorhouse jen giving away used makeup. I thought that was only for blog sales.

Anonymous said...

we need a kai video to the bed intruder song.

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