Monday, 11 November 2013

Kai's FASsy Fetus!

As more evidence has surfaced of Kailyn's pregnancy, she is making it painfully obvious that she genuinely is or just doing it for attention. It is unknown as to whether she will be able to carry it full term in her deformed tilted womb, but many of the Pretty Ladies are hoping she won't as Kailyn would make a horrific mother.

If her previous pregnancies are anything to go by (excluding Davit's) she won't be able to carry it past six weeks. A forum name under "makeupmommy2B" has been uncovered on cafemom.com, so its either our Kween or a troll, we are hoping its the former! It would make sense if it was Kai, because posts started being deleted once the Pretty Ladies discovered it and posted it on the blog. From this site we have learnt quite a few interesting details, some of which are nauseating though as Kailyn has apparently been trying to conceive daily with Madd's hick chode.

 http://imgur.com/a/vqvug Screenshots can be found here

On Kai's social media pages her stans have been quick to defend their obese princess as usual, even over genuine non bitchy questions that are relevant to her apparent pregnancy. The funny thing is though, anyone who defends Kailyn is guaranteed to be equally hideous and fat! If the pregnancy is carried full term, at least we can be sure that Faslyn will continue to gain weight #400poundsbyxmas



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Anonymous said...

I would kill to see them interact. someone invite them both to a tc!

Anonymous said...

Omfg at Kai's latest IG update. That's not a baby bump hun!

Anonymous said...

her latest IG update is pasta shells, retard.

Anonymous said...

only smellen would mistake pasta shells for kais baby bump.

Anonymous said...

We're all a lil smellen

Anonymous said...

Judy and benji deserve each other. She's an undercover bitch. It pisses me off that she's so mean to her mom who helps them out sooo much. She blames her mom for Juliana being addicted to the phone. In a recent vlog I watched, Judy's mom was watching Juliana and Judy came home and immediately started bitching about how Juliana smelled like poop - her mom had already changed her diaper but Judy bitched at her that she should have let Juliana finish. Then she bitched later about how her mom had tried to set the rice cooker up for them but didn't know how to do it correctly. That's cuz she knows how to make rice in a pot - she doesn't need to use a $400 rice cooker like you and your fail husband/chef.

Anonymous said...

http://distilleryimage3.s3.amazonaws.com/a3efe9bc731811e3bc9512d8d9658d53_8.jpg

http://distilleryimage5.s3.amazonaws.com/1dc12382643c11e3baca12f86435e031_8.jpg


there's literally no difference, she's pretty much just showing the internet her huge, fat gut. at 10 and 12 weeks, respectively, pregnant women pretty much don't show and it doesn't change for someone who is 50-100+ pounds overweight. the baby is not anywhere big enough to show whatsoever. if anything it makes more sense that someone of average weight, or thinner take a ~progress~ picture so early because you would be able to see any growth on someone smaller. kai is going to blow right the fuck up from this pregnancy, especially given how she already eats at this early on. i can't wait!

Anonymous said...

Judy and benji deserve each other. She's an undercover bitch. It pisses me off that she's so mean to her mom who helps them out sooo much. She blames her mom for Juliana being addicted to the phone. In a recent vlog I watched, Judy's mom was watching Juliana and Judy came home and immediately started bitching about how Juliana smelled like poop - her mom had already changed her diaper but Judy bitched at her that she should have let Juliana finish. Then she bitched later about how her mom had tried to set the rice cooker up for them but didn't know how to do it correctly. That's cuz she knows how to make rice in a pot - she doesn't need to use a $400 rice cooker like you and your fail husband/chef.

this. judy is a cunt so is her sister. i dont get all the love for her

Anonymous said...

can you imagine kai's mouth breathing at this point. i bet she gets winded getting out of bed

Anonymous said...

i can't get over that everyone sat around on moarfail waiting for kai to get knocked up.....and here we are, except on this shithole of a blog

Anonymous said...

and by gg comments I mean retarded paragraphs no one reads

Anonymous said...

Cmon you lahve the retarded paragraphs. Don't lie. U know u read them too. Then rush to GG to see wut u missed so you can trash GG here.

Anonymous said...

the only thing you owned, shithead, is popping turds inside a toilet bowl.

That's an Ellen Bohn comment if I ever read one.

Anonymous said...

smellen always starts getting flustered and making no sense when she gets embarrassed.

ellen bohn @ 10:19 everyone, mother of 2 and fail troll extraordinaire

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn being a bigger loser and extra embarrassing in 2014

Anonymous said...

kai's belly looks saggy. why the fuck is she so obsessed with "Showing" doesnt she know "showing" just means fat as hell which is no different in her case




it looks saggy because she's worn her laygins so much that they're baggy now. i never even knew leggings could get baggy like some jeans do after a few wears. i guess that's what you get when you buy cheap ass clothing.

Anonymous said...

Even maureen hung out with james on NYE. Wtf did ellen bohn do besides F5 a dead blog all night and into the next day?

Anonymous said...

pl's i'm going to vegas feb 7-10 what will the weather be like? I'm assuming it won't be cold, but it won't be hot, either. I'm hoping it'll at least be in the 70's????

Anonymous said...

smellen you're not going to Vegas. stop asking dumb questions and trying to derail the blog

Anonymous said...

ofc smellen is the one that bitches about ~paragraphs~, she does it when she's failing all over the place, she used to do it if a comment was 3 lines, and she's still doing it and then outs herself immediately afterwards. she used to rage over "sf" because her stupidass thought everyone was mistying "of". idgi, it's like her fried brain can't handle reading for more than 2 short sentences and she spazzes tf out

Anonymous said...

Wanna know a secret? Maureen and james made babby on new year's eve night!

Anonymous said...

Wtf is ellen bohn arguing with itself?

Anonymous said...

no they didn't. she wasn't ovulating. duh.

Anonymous said...

mooren is still trying to keep in touch with the original whale of sea world. so, basically, mooren is juggling a convicted sex offender, a 30 year old mentally delayed retard who still lives in his parents' basement, and a whale from sea world who still lives at home and is in like 80k of debt.

i lahve booie, it's such a shitshow.

Anonymous said...

https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1544583_10201896472786616_1461200308_n.jpg

https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/943031_10201896485066923_1068977111_n.jpg


i don't understand how only 1 of keef's siblings is normal weight, and both of the parents are normal weight. dafuq happened to the other 3?

Anonymous said...

i forgot how unfortunate looking he is.

Anonymous said...

Keith Beard
November 14, 2013
so far ive gotten 3 letters in the mail about this lawsuit against me stating that they can help stop it but im not sure if I should call them or not. afterall I gota pay them as well but idk whats more, court cost or this help thing. no court date received yet atleast
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Maureen Lewis Do you know if the lawsuit is the only debt you owe or do you owe other debts? If you let them help you they would probably let you make payments so you don't have to pay it all at once. Also they have debt consolidation places where they put all of your debts together as one and you only have to make payments to that one place.
November 14, 2013 at 1:15pm · Like

Ki-Aura Shak-ti Ah-Moss Frazier-Lancaster What lawsuit?!
November 14, 2013 at 5:39pm via mobile · Like

Ki-Aura Shak-ti Ah-Moss Frazier-Lancaster You need a student loan lawyer and they legally cannot take you to court if you earn no income. You can defer for up to 5 years. Longer if it is employment related
November 14, 2013 at 5:41pm via mobile · Like

Keith Beard no its my dental bill about $1400 I have no income I have no job and I have no possessions and I told them that multiple times yet they still took it this far
November 14, 2013 at 6:50pm · Like

Maureen Lewis I don't understand why they are trying to sue you. Most places just send it to collections and then it affects your credit if you don't pay. They must be really desperate for money if they are honestly taking it this far.
November 14, 2013 at 7:05pm · Like

he went to the dentist to get dental work and thinks just because he doesn't have an incoming and no possessions of value means he can get the work done for free. jfc meanwhile, everyone who hasn't ate themselves half to death and don't neglect their hygiene will soon be paying healthcare for pieces of shit like this.

Anonymous said...

wtf is maureen babbling about too? a collections agency is probably who's suing him. they don't just ~forget about it and put a mark on your credit score.

Anonymous said...

Wtf did leesha get Chelsea for Xmas? I'm just now watching their gift exchange and what tha fuck are balsamic vinegar pearls?! And could leesha be less excited about the tiny boots Chelsea got her baby?! I also watched Leesha's secret preg vlog and LO fucking L at Chelsea telling leesha that her baby is gonna be the best dressed baby!! These 2 losers are gonna dress the baby in hot topic gear and galaxy laygins.

Anonymous said...

Willam's beat down is coming back!! Omg!! It's a Christmas miracle!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=FUFcVtivLNs#t=131


jfc. why does anyone need that many shoes?

Anonymous said...

doolsay has too many of anything related to makeup, clothes, shoes, handbags, hair. but the rest of her house looks lower-middle class with mooren typa appliances. she has no idea how to prioritize her money

Anonymous said...

sharry but dulce's kid is a hideous ogre, it looks like it could be kai's kid

Anonymous said...

her kitchen looks like some ghetto mooren apartment kitchen, complete with 15 year old thrift store appliances.

Anonymous said...

izek is a retard, he's like 3 years old and knows as many as julianna and she's only 14 months

Anonymous said...

I think GG must be all poor ghetto beaners cuz they love dulce and think she's got her head on straight and is a savvy business woman. WTF?! She's another delusional YouTuber. She thought she needed a body guard at a meet and greet! And don't get me started on her plastic surgeries! She needs to stop all the self-help positivity bullshit and spend her money on getting professional help or she's gonna end up slitting her wrists very soon.

Anonymous said...

u jealous smellen? ha ha. go away b4 the PL call child services.

Anonymous said...

comedy gold

Here's what I think happened.

- I think Jen received some emails or tweets from some people who were also attending the conference saying they looked forward to meeting her. I think for a brief moment, reality squeezed its way into that delusional head of hers, and she realized that she would have to actually interact, face-to-face, with people who had probably watched all her batshit-crazy vlogs.

- I think tosh.0 made it irrefutable that normal people find her behavior laughable and disgusting. Before tosh, she could insulate herself from the few criticisms because she had the Ross Clan and the EEN69 Bonkers Brigade shoving rainbows and sunshine up her ass 24/7. She could write GG off as simply 'haters.' But that tosh episode really pulled the curtains back on what everyday people think of her behavior. No denying that many people at alt summit would have seen that episode.

- I think all of the sudden, she recognized that she would be amongst hundreds of people who actually work for a living through blogging and social media and that her claims of "hard work" would be laughable around these people who actually know what it takes to run a successful lifestyle/DIY blog. When you look at what Jen does compared to what the bloggers at alt summit do, it's really noticeable how shitty her content is.

- I think what Jen calls social anxiety is just regular apprehension and nervousness about being in unfamiliar surroundings among strangers, which everyone experiences to one degree or another. But I think Jen's family (and now also her internet follwers) reward her every time she gives up on something challenging. So I think there's also a pattern going on here where Jen: 1. Signs up for something difficult and socially intimidating; 2. gets tons of praise and atta-girls for going out of her comfort zone; 3. decides to bail last-minute (if she ever truly planned on going through with it in the first place); and 4. gets told she should be gentle with herself, she's a fragile flower, she's so special for having social anxiety, poor Jen, blah blah blah. So it just reinforces the notion that she has something wrong with her, rather than the fact of the matter which is: she's a giant fucking baby.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow0lr63y4Mw

Anonymous said...

ANNOUNCEMENT:

Kailyn Wilcher has miscarried. She got ecoli poisoning and it caused her to miscarry at 12 weeks. It's believed she contracted ecoli from anilingus, or "eating ass".

Anonymous said...

is that real? -gger

Anonymous said...

http://youtu.be/FUFcVtivLNs?t=7m46s

i think dulce spotted a PL

Anonymous said...

LOL it looks like this guy got lisa's soccer mom special from the shanty!!!!!


http://imgur.com/xwMUNV8

Anonymous said...

i hate when guys have big pepperoni nipples

Anonymous said...

lady hair on a dude is so nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! more like fresh from the shanty

Anonymous said...

what

EEN69 Bonkers Brigade

Anonymous said...

wut u saying?

Anonymous said...

whoever wrote that about jen is legit an obsessed psycho. she sounds enraged because she was planning on showing up to the meeting and killing jen and now her plan is ruined

Anonymous said...

ladyboners makes me think that men are actually lacking confidence more so than women even though women have to fight standards more. lady boners usually has a lot of decent looking men (but some hideousness) but if you go into the female subreddits like that there's barely ever a decent looking girl, most of the girls are fat hideous beasts. tho weird

Anonymous said...

idg why gg is so furious about jen backing out of the blawging conference. she built her audience on yt not in the blawging world. plus i don't blame her for not really doing public typa events, all yters pretty much have to fake their personality for those and suck up to even the weirdest of psychos (like ggers) who watch them.

Anonymous said...

My general impression of Jen while she "edits":

-sitting at her desk with her editing software open
-cup of tea, plate with hot dog or grilled cheese
-entire focus on her internet browser, which has forty tabs open, each on a different online shopping site
-as she waits for her credit card to process on her most recent online purchase, she glances over at the video she's "editing" and maybe clicks and drags something
- goes back to shopping
-9 hours go by

Such a hard worker!

Anonymous said...

http://www.temptalia.com/smoky-eye-featuring-covergirls-bombshell-collection

wtf is ulta promoting temptalia?

Anonymous said...

I was watching her new polish picks video and she kept talking about how she could not justify painting her nails as much in December because of how busy she was with work, wrapping presents, and having parties. And it was funny because she was just so sf serious about it.

lol like girl

Anonymous said...

that fat messican is still around

Anonymous said...

so ppl should give up painting their nails in december yah right but jen thinks that yt is sf hard with all that work she learned that from tiffdicknoseleno

Anonymous said...

looks like she stopped smiling as big as she used too which someone here wanted her to do i remember lulling they said " i really need christine to stop smiling so retardedly big"

Anonymous said...

any guy who has twitter and writes the most banal petty shit has to be gay. maybe I'm just old fashioned but I prefer men and not pansy boys.

Anonymous said...

rude

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up2BRNB8v0g

Anonymous said...

LOL babby is a difficult rere already!

Anonymous said...

it sounds like the nurses and doctor were being shady and have a secret. babby is a rere for sure.

Anonymous said...

WE aka kai and mama took a video even though they weren't suppose to

Anonymous said...

she still didn't get the results? so madelyn still might be a downsy rere?

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/ipqo5qJmxJ/

Did she try to crop out the paper plate? You can clearly see it in the background. And I'm just going to assume now that the wilchers do not own silverware.

Anonymous said...

I watched Leesha's update before Kai's and she did not have to wait for her rere results. hmmm.

Anonymous said...

they probably saw something wrong and have to confirm it. that's probably why they needed 1000 angles too and had kai move around.

Anonymous said...

sorry kai. it's a derp!

Anonymous said...

haz both genitals

Anonymous said...

Of course Kai's baby is a lazy slob already!

Anonymous said...

Usually they tell you straight away, no need to wait for any news unless they're trying to pinpoint exactly what's wrong with it.

Anonymous said...

is the wet brush really that fucking amazing??? I feel like I have a nice brush that is similar.

Anonymous said...

lmao. jen's rere family pretends it's midnight at 930pm on NYE and the "party" ends at 10. that utah cabin is like an old age home. if i had to spend even a day in that place i'd lose my shit like jack nicholson in The Shining.

Anonymous said...

lol. ladies go to your chambers while the men play poker in the basement until 11pm!

Anonymous said...

i lahv boys in the band~

Anonymous said...

haha! kai its time to put away your juvenile teen shirts.

Anonymous said...

why did Jen's inlaws use a schedule for snacks? Looks like the next door neighbors were the only guests and dons moobs

Anonymous said...

they always try to be classy and elegant but it's just tacky and ghetto. like they weren't having a formal dinner and needed that dumb schedule. it was just don's family and neighbors anyway.

Anonymous said...

jen's MIL ordered frozen cupcakes from william sonoma and apparently they were $120 for 18.

Anonymous said...

AARON ZABRISKIE IS OUT SEX GOD AND DANI EICKHORT IS OUR SEX POT!

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn just woke up....

Anonymous said...

i think it was aunt julie using that oyster and i think she's "special"

Anonymous said...

i'm surprised no women in the house called each other "melissa" this year.

Anonymous said...

it was "Melissa." wtf kinda family calls gives everyjuan the same damn nickname? babby grace (who looks a little downsy) is going to be sf confused.

Anonymous said...

ok ellen bohn have you ever even had a job? sit down, sweetie and stop trying.

Anonymous said...

No, smellen, YOU are the one who hasn't had a job. That comment reeks of you. Who rages at co-workers like that? retard.

Anonymous said...

baby grace is sf scary. whatever demons made her should give her to kai.

Anonymous said...

No, smellen, YOU are the one who hasn't had a job. That comment reeks of you. Who rages at co-workers like that? retard.

Anonymous said...

especially that rage comment about co-workers driving thru snow. of course ellen said everyone has crappy vehicles lmao

Anonymous said...

we refer to you are you full name now ELLEN BOHN. you're the only one still calling yourself "smellen". always so obvious when you talk about yourself. please, keep trying and embarrassing yourself.

Anonymous said...

especially that rage comment about co-workers driving thru snow. of course ellen said everyone has crappy vehicles lmao


ikr. ellen thinks every drives ebay cars smh

Anonymous said...

we refer to you are you full name now ELLEN BOHN. you're the only one still calling yourself "smellen". always so obvious when you talk about yourself. please, keep trying and embarrassing yourself.


ok smellen

Anonymous said...

smellen raging demanding we use her FULL NAME. no, SMELLEN.

Anonymous said...

the only worthless one here is YOU smellen smellen smellen

Anonymous said...

Sorry but that 'I can't drive if it snows' thing is annoying! I fucking hate Filipinos and they REFUSE to drive in the snow - makes me hate them even more! Why would you settle down the Midwest if you hate snow and cold?! Go back to your country esl re-re!!

Anonymous said...

ithink it started when one of them called the other missy and that became Melissa and they just kept it going and now they all call each other Melissa. sf stoopid.

Anonymous said...

jen sez she will take a month off from yt. who will she talk to if the camera isn't on? how will she show off her birthday pressies?

Anonymous said...

she originally said one month but recently she said one or two weeks....

Anonymous said...

Is leesha really so fucking clueless about eating healthy?! She's so proud of eating oatmeal and clementines and you know she prolly only are them like 2 times a week. Her and Kai are definitely sisters.

Anonymous said...

jen will talk to winnie, to the people she pays to listen (acupuncturist, massage therapist, shrink), the reres who check out her target and container store hauls, and to her AG dolls just like before YT. she can IG her pressies after she watermarks every damn photo.

Anonymous said...

I hope Kai has her downs baby really early and it's a re re preemie born on her bday. She will forever have to share her bday and she'll ape rage about it every year.

Anonymous said...

you think kai conceived down madd's or in the lavender dungeon? maybe the parking lot of red robin? or the far away mall?

Anonymous said...

katy perry's voice usually makes me want to punch a kitten but ngl i've listened to Dark Horse like thirty times this week.

Anonymous said...

Leesha was that annoying twat that every month was probably like 'omg! Look at my stomach-it's getting big. I bet I'm pregnant!!' and took a bunch of pregnancy tests all the time until 1 finally came out positive. She's been planning this accidental pregnancy for 6 months.

Anonymous said...

jen is addicted to the compliments from yt. she will be back to vlogging inside of two weeks because she doesn't have the traffic on her other sites.

Anonymous said...

srsly who keeps bringing up jen when kai has a downs babby bean forming? go back to gg ffs.

Anonymous said...

Dat u smellen?

Anonymous said...

srsly who keeps bringing up jen when kai has a downs babby bean forming? go back to gg ffs.

ok ellen bohn

Anonymous said...

mabye when CPS removes kai's babby for neglect, barren jen can adopt it and put hair bows on it to match her dog.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to miss that whacked out doggie mama Jen and her bazillion report writing haters on GG. 

Anonymous said...

no one cares about jen or GG. get off the blog, grannies. it's time for beddy bye. change your diapers and slop into bed.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

yes. then i'll eat it. lmfao XD

Anonymous said...

At my 12 week NT scan I also wasn't told anything by the tech. I was told that no news was good new and if I didn't get a call everything was great.. I got a call two days later to tell me everything was good on the scan and there were no abnormalities. I almost shit myself when I saw the number show up.

Anonymous said...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcjA_YUCUAAQ4Rh.jpg:large


hot damn

Anonymous said...

kimi is looking good

Anonymous said...

i thought kimi was dying or something?

Anonymous said...

Who was that other girl who used to troll the blogs? She had a toilet in her bedroom and went to visit smellen a few times. I feel like their names were similar.

Anonymous said...

wasn't it sueellen?

Anonymous said...

Yes that was it! Thank you! Lol her trailer tour was sf lulzy

Anonymous said...

noobs

Anonymous said...

kai's probably going to molest her daughter lbr

Anonymous said...

kai's ogre babby is giving her psoriasis. her transformation into kailyn kardashian is almost complete.

http://instagram.com/p/isGqCBJm_P/

Anonymous said...

lulz bb madelyn is going to destroy kai's ogre body before she pops up. by the time kai gives birth she's going to be a hairy 600 pound scaly hideous ogre with bacne and chest pimples and saggy tits down to her knees.

Anonymous said...

how is that differnt?

Anonymous said...

thooper later, but you will almost never hear news back at an ultra-sound unless it's the sex. ultrasounds are done by sonographers, they pretty much just specialists in monitoring and taking pictures through the machine. when they take pictures they're taking them so a doctor can look at them and determine if there's an issue or if something needs to be diagnosed. if something looks abnormal they take a fuck load and at angles to give the dr perspective. kai's little story doesn't sound normal at all unless it was the techs legit first day on the job but i doubt they wouldn't have someone working over her rather than her having to get another tech. something isn't right haha

Anonymous said...

Kai will keep the disability a shameful secret just like Lisa did with the whole FAS thing.

Anonymous said...

it definitely doesn't sound normal, i wonder if the fact that kai doesn't have a neck has anything to do with it though. it already has kai's deformed jaw and fas pig nose..

Anonymous said...

no jen vlog today wut to do oh yeah i will rage on da blawg

Anonymous said...

Lmfao her ultrasound picture cracks me up. The baby has her exact same fucked up profile. I can't wait to see this monster.

Anonymous said...

No matter if the babby is red, white or green, raising a babby in shantytown is going to yield one f'ed up babby. Oh wait there already is one.

Anonymous said...

Last night I had a dream where I crashed a BBQ at the Saccone-Jolley's house while drunk with my friends and Jen was there so I decided to try to talk to her. She was wearing her 'friendliest friend' shirt and talking about MakeupbyTiffanyD with Don while eating a hot dog. I went to say hi to her and she looked at me and started yelling at me for being a Gurugossiper and a hater. She was really rude, even when I tried to calm her down by complimenting her on her lululemon leggings and telling her that we were all really happy with her Wine and Dine half marathon pace/finishing time. Then when I checked youtube the next day she had uploaded a "feel bad for me" style vlog where she cried and talked about the mean people in the world, and then I got attacked by her minions.

TL;DR I have weird dreams when I take Nyquil.

Lucy Lawer is craycray

Anonymous said...

davit confirmed that lisa did kai's homework for her so her fas daughter could get a phoney sunflower diploma. that is a mental illness. why would you stunt your child and set her back like that? lisa, kai and madd have no business with a baby. they will inevitably fuck it up. and now it may be abnormal? holy fuck

Anonymous said...

You know that saying, "there's always a reason not to do something," I think for Jen it's more like "there's always a reason to value fear over living a meaningful life." It's like she wants her life to be as small and ineffectual as possible, with as few meaningful interactions with other people as possible.

Anonymous said...

it sounds like the nurses and doctor were being shady and have a secret. babby is a rere for sure.

lmao and of course lisa and kai were oblivious even though the technician kept calling different people into the room including the doctor. lisa was too busy harassing the poor tech about the gender at 12 fucking weeks gestation

Anonymous said...

it probably doesn't even have genitals. it looks like it has a mermaid tail ffs. the entire sokoloski clan thinks this is a miracle baby and new cult member, they're convinced nothing can go wrong. kai is 12 weeks pregnant....

Anonymous said...

check the movie It's Alive.

Anonymous said...

how do you think kai will even react if/when they tell her the news

Anonymous said...

i cant decide if she will sob and get sad or if she will be like i dont care i love my babby just the way it is!

Anonymous said...

ghetto comptone cholo jesus is actually a sweet loving father. dulce seems like a barely there mother though, she's always too busy playing with makeup thinking she's working.

Anonymous said...

omg what if the drs tell her she should abort. now that she's told EVERYONE that'll be awkward

Anonymous said...

yeah lets not forget kai was pregnant when ariel was over and she drank. kai's FAS is already going to be passed so it's going to be some second generation FAS mutant.

Anonymous said...

ghetto comptone cholo jesus is actually a sweet loving father. dulce seems like a barely there mother though, she's always too busy playing with makeup thinking she's working.

i noticed that as well. you always hear jesse and frankenstein playing while she is talking about her hair for 40 minutes. she was paying more attention to the camera while they were waiting in the car than to her son in the back he had to keep saying his one word grunts to get her attention and even then she would just say what buddy and then nod and go back to what she was doing. she has issues

Anonymous said...

the wilchers are already so invested in this baby they';; probably tell kai to keep it and raise the mutated freak in the basement.

Anonymous said...

eye sick seems like hes just another accessory to her

Anonymous said...

the wilchers are already so invested in this baby they';; probably tell kai to keep it and raise the mutated freak in the basement.

omg this made me have a flashback to ahs season one. remember that thing chained up in the attic?

Anonymous said...

lmao this is why you don't tell anyone you're pregnant until well after 12 weeks. retard kai was fucking 5 weeks pregnant and she was already blabbing. and why the FUCK would the sokoloskis get her baby gifts? now when that mutated fetus dies kai is going to have to tell everyone like a loser and she'll have piles of baby stuff and pregnant lady statues sitting in her room.

Anonymous said...

kai did that with her first pregnancy too. she started telling all of davit's friends on FB and then she miscarried at 8 weeks. and the fact that she miscarried her first pregnancy is more than enough reason to not announce another pregnancy early because it could happen again. kai is a fat piece of shit, she's not healthy at all. she's most likely going to miscarry again or have a stillborn baby.

Anonymous said...

they will just start trying to get pregnant again as soon as possible. from what she said on babycenter they started trying again almost immediately after they found out she miscarried.

Anonymous said...

they tried to get pregnant right after but didn't do shit to better themselves and get healthy to increase their chances. kai hasn't lost a pound in 5 years, she just keeps gaining, and matt is a fat turd too who's probably still smoking and drinking and eating shit. it's basically impossible for those two fat retards to have a healthy baby. kai better settle for her deformed downsy baby.

Anonymous said...

kai, sweetie. mother nature is trying to tell you something. you are not mother material, listen to her this time, ok honey?

Anonymous said...

they will just start trying to get pregnant again as soon as possible. from what she said on babycenter they started trying again almost immediately after they found out she miscarried.

Anonymous said...

http://mimg.ugo.com/201111/8/3/0/214038/cuts/beau_480_poster.jpg

thats definitely bb madelyn

Anonymous said...

lmao "im guru too"

Anonymous said...

so anthony is paying for failel to go to fashion school. how long do we think this will last?

http://frillyandfancy.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

lmao does she think that fail blog is going to be her "job"?? and cackling at school. you know the bitch will drop out after a month. her fashion label is nothing but delusions. it's never going to happen.

Anonymous said...

i'm just imagining what the technician scanning kai was thinking, "man, this baby is UUUGLY! it looks like it has FAS and then some! *keeps taking pics of as many angles as she can for the doctors*..."um, your baby is being uhhh, difficult, yeah that's it! just keep moving around so i can get a good shot of it!" *continues taking shots of the deformed mass*

also dead at the thought of kristin smith going to ~*FAShun skewl*~ bitch only has gung-ho passion for something for a couple months, tops. she WILL drop out.

Anonymous said...

i can so see kai and mama in the car on the way home from the appointment, and kai trying to call matt but he's busy working at walmart. then she finally gets a hold of him and ape mumbles about the ultrasound and matt just sits there like "aww yeah babygirl love you so awesome" and lisa is in the background "tell him to send money!"

Anonymous said...

it's going to be a rude wakeup call for madd when they all realize babby is going to be spensive, they'll start telling madd he needs to put more money into babby since he's never around and rarely buys anything for it, then madd will realize the sokoloski dependency and how right pretty blog ladies were.

Anonymous said...

how can i effectively stalk on IG if i can't search multiple hashtags. this is 2014, instagram; get it together.

Anonymous said...

if that's your biggest problem, you're no kai. be grateful PL.

Anonymous said...

it's true i'm not breeding mutant rere spawn, married to a loser slob, or destined to spend the rest of my sad existence living at my mahm's house. life is good! thanks for the reminder PL.

Anonymous said...

lol kalel thinks that shopping at anthropologie and urban outfitters makes her a ~fashionista~

Anonymous said...

Didn't Kai get her disability check today? Or on the first? Haul time ladies!

Anonymous said...

it's true i'm not breeding mutant rere spawn, married to a loser slob, or destined to spend the rest of my sad existence living at my mahm's house. life is good! thanks for the reminder PL.

you're right, smelllen. your life is much worse. kai must be so happy now.

Anonymous said...

lol at ellen bohn insulting herself and calling herself smellen

Anonymous said...

pl's, is blogilates still the best fitness youtube channel?? I'm in the mood to mix it up.

Anonymous said...

jen can't get off social media. if she isn't making a video to get compliments she is just going to post all her bragging on Instagram. wut vacation?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Leesha's lesbiant lover had no plans to propose before she got knocked up. He was asking her a ring size for a gift with the baby's birthstone in it. That ring is small as shit too- he makes no money and has no savings. Also, Leesh, it might help you seem like you're over your ex if you can talk about him briefly without almost breaking down in tears. Just a thought.

Anonymous said...

fitness blender is better than blogilates

Anonymous said...

lol at ellen bohn insulting herself and calling herself smellen

OK smellen

Anonymous said...

how do people watch xdykage? she is sitting there babbling and trying to convince herself that she hasnt ruined her life. such a kai

Anonymous said...

well how can people follow and watch a retarded hairy fastard for 7 years?

Anonymous said...

loser

Anonymous said...

Why does some retard always start raging and calling out ellen bohn every night around the same time? It's always at the same time too. Do you sleep all day and just wake up to refresh a dead blog?

Anonymous said...

Ellen Bohn is mad.

Anonymous said...

lmao ellen bohn still thinks its only one person who relentlessly taunts her on this blog. poor methhead

Anonymous said...

Why does some retard always start raging and calling out ellen bohn every night around the same time? It's always at the same time too. Do you sleep all day and just wake up to refresh a dead blog?



wtf are you even talking about? ellen is on here all hours of the day and she gets called out every time by everyone. keep reaching, ellen.

Anonymous said...

Only one PL on the blawg and smellen.

Anonymous said...

The MoarFail Quiz

1. Which trailer trash abusive mother had her child taken by CPS?

a) Lisa Wilcher
b) Maureen Lewis
c) Ellen Bohn
d) Leesha Collinge

2. Who was caught bashing themselves on the blog and is still doing it to this day?

a) Kristin Smith
b)Ellen Bohn
c)Suellen Rose Peterson
d) Kailyn Wilcher

3. Who moved multiple times to avoid debt collection and CPS?

a) Dulce Ruiz
b) David Benner
c) Mike Wilcher
d) Ellen Bohn

4. Who is divorced and has 2 children by two different men by 24 years old?

a) Irene Wolfson
b) Ellen Bohn
c) Kailyn Wilcher
d) Casey Knudsen

5. Who spazzed out and made a fool of herself when her address was posted online?

a) Kailyn Wilcher
b) Casey Knudsen
c) Ellen Bohn
d) Suellen Rose Peterson

6. Who dated an obese man the blog nicknamed "Davit Jr"?

a) Kristin Smith
b) Fat Allie
c) Ellen Bohn
d) Lisa Wilcher

7. Who is a schizophrenic mental case who desperately needs meds but can not afford them?

a) Maureen Lewis
b) Kailyn Wilcher
c) Ellen Bohn
d) Casey Knudsen

8. Who is going to have CPS take their baby as soon as it's born?

a) Kailyn Wilcher
b) Maureen Lewis
c) Alicia Collinge
d) Ellen Bohn

9. Who has only stripped as a job, and has never had a real job?

a) Lisa Wilcher
b) Maureen Lewis
c) Ellen Bohn
d) Irene Wolfson

10. Who needs to kill themselves immediately because their life is such a massive fail?

a) Ellen Bohn
b) Alicia Collinge
c) Dulce Ruiz
d) Jennifer Ross

Anonymous said...

Answer Key

The answer to all questions is "Ellen Bohn"

Anonymous said...

howling at that questionnaire and how mad it made ellen bohn. she cant stand hearing the truth. she gets sf riled up when you state facts about her shitty life.

Anonymous said...

who is ellen bohn and why she sf mad?

Anonymous said...

ok ellen you ask "who is ellen bohn?" every single time now. nice try.

Anonymous said...

that quiz was so cute! i cackled

Anonymous said...

only a meth head thinks posting her own nudes is trolling

Anonymous said...

i made a straight hundred on the quiz!

Anonymous said...

I loled at the questionnaire too. also captcha: beast

used in a sentence: ellen bohn is a trailer park dwelling gonorrhea infected beast who had her child taken away by the state

Anonymous said...

ellen is sitting all alone in her trailer about to have a stroke, she's so mad. she's definitely going to the next trailer over aka her drug dealer to get some meth.

Anonymous said...

seriously why does ellen keep coming back to the blog and trolling and being obvious? like what goes on in her meth fried brain that that makes sense? anyone else would realize they should probably not waste literally 24/7 on a blog when she gets called out and made fun of every single time she comments.

Anonymous said...

the gorejess kimitoxxxic did the 2014 resolutions tag

http://youtu.be/KWA0_zf959U

Anonymous said...

lulz nvm i posted before i watched it. wtf posts videos of that shit quality plus she has the flu and is hoarse

Anonymous said...

I wouldnt have the subscribers i have with you you guys subscribing

oh, honey!

Anonymous said...

is kimmi still a lesbient?

Anonymous said...

RIP Ellen Jessica Bohn 1990-2014

Anonymous said...

lmfao ellen bohn trying so hard to save her reputation, again. CPS must be checking up on what she does online.

Anonymous said...

no one even has to argue with you, sweetie. you'll argue with yourself all night long. so have fun, ellen jessica bohn!

Anonymous said...

only smellen on the blog. - ape logic

Anonymous said...

seriously, all this over that quiz. ellen must have already been depressed and angry and that just put her over the edge.

Anonymous said...

How come benji goes to the co-op and has a jacket and hat on but Julianna is with him and just has a thin little sweater on?!

Anonymous said...

that quiz got ellen bohn madder than ever! i laughed so hard at that retard spazzing out. it was almost as good as when her address was posted.

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