Monday, 11 November 2013

Kai's FASsy Fetus!

As more evidence has surfaced of Kailyn's pregnancy, she is making it painfully obvious that she genuinely is or just doing it for attention. It is unknown as to whether she will be able to carry it full term in her deformed tilted womb, but many of the Pretty Ladies are hoping she won't as Kailyn would make a horrific mother.

If her previous pregnancies are anything to go by (excluding Davit's) she won't be able to carry it past six weeks. A forum name under "makeupmommy2B" has been uncovered on cafemom.com, so its either our Kween or a troll, we are hoping its the former! It would make sense if it was Kai, because posts started being deleted once the Pretty Ladies discovered it and posted it on the blog. From this site we have learnt quite a few interesting details, some of which are nauseating though as Kailyn has apparently been trying to conceive daily with Madd's hick chode.

 http://imgur.com/a/vqvug Screenshots can be found here

On Kai's social media pages her stans have been quick to defend their obese princess as usual, even over genuine non bitchy questions that are relevant to her apparent pregnancy. The funny thing is though, anyone who defends Kailyn is guaranteed to be equally hideous and fat! If the pregnancy is carried full term, at least we can be sure that Faslyn will continue to gain weight #400poundsbyxmas



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Anonymous said...

why does it seem like matt goes over/picks kai up less and less? she's 10 weeks pregnant and how many times has she seen matt in 10 weeks? twice? she's demoted to once per quarter mommy now.

Anonymous said...

Didn't someone say that mama wilchie's dr told Kai not to have sex?? Madd won't be around for a long long time. He's definitely getting pussy somewhere else for the next 9 months. I wonder if Kai is using her dildos??

Anonymous said...

2014 resolutions:

pay off debt
move to industrial live/work loft space
get specialty certification in my field
change jobs (not careers)
take up at least one of the following: music lessons, dance classes, language lessons, scuba diving

Anonymous said...

kai's nyr:

queef out babby
make mom buy more makeup
see madd more than 5 times

Anonymous said...

leesha admits she was lazy with BC. so obvious she kinda wanted a baby for YT views, but personally she was iffy. so she left it to chance and now she has her very own FAS oopsie baby to milk for google coins.

milirod35 minutes ago

Im sorry if this a very personal question, but weren't taking birthcontrol? Or maybe you stopped taking them for a while and got pregnant? I wonder because I'm curious, please by no means I'm trying to offend you. I can't wait for babyxsparkage to come to the world and greet us, I have the feeling it's aboy!

Leesha C24 minutes ago

ive gotten this question a few times, and I know I have been public about taking BC because it helps with my acne, so its totally understandable! I was on BC, i just wasnt exactly the best at taking it consistently. I feel like i got lazy with it because I'd always have the pills in a different place in my house and i was in a steady relationship and blah blah.. who knows. but regardless, it all worked out okay :)

Anonymous said...

she keeps using steady relationship as an excuse. she was with him for a few months. she was with her ex for YEARS and she never had a baby with him.

Anonymous said...

ikr that makes no sense. she was just bored and wanted a baby, plus she wanted to become a mommy vlogger.... exactly like kai.

Anonymous said...

Does kai think she is going to sit on her ass and be a lazy fuck after she has a baby? I can tell you now mama will end up taking care of it. Kai doesn't know shit about taking care of it.

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/h9XRPIJm6a/

stepping up from paper plates to plastic tupperware containers? or no, this is probably a microwavable meal. chock full of sodium and preservatives, especially since she probably ate 6 of them! good job, kai! treating that babby bean right! =]

Anonymous said...

that's probably stew granny or auntie sokoloski made, that's why it's in tupperware. i doubt lisa made that.

Anonymous said...

Name me one reason why kai should have a baby.

Just ONE.

Anonymous said...

seriously, mama only knows how to make sweet and sour chicken and she can't even do that right.

Anonymous said...

seriously, mama only knows how to make sweet and sour chicken and she can't even do that right.

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/h9XRPIJm6a/

IKR? That is TOTALLY one of those cans of beef stew that has like 90% of a day's sodium. You can tell just by looking at it.

BUT IT HATH VEGETABLETH IN IT THO ITTH OK! THEE I EAT VEGETABLETH!

Anonymous said...

Does kai ever eat any plain, unprocessed vegetables? I'm talking no extra salt, no ranch dressing...

Anonymous said...

Ofc it has to be in a PLASTIC container. Wouldn't want bb having an accident and getting cut on glass!

Anonymous said...

that "stew" looks so watery and yuck.

Anonymous said...

it looks like a plastic troth. lolol.

Anonymous said...

Does kai ever eat any plain, unprocessed vegetables? I'm talking no extra salt, no ranch dressing...


lol, nope. no wonder she's so damn constipated all the time. she probably doesn't shit but once a week, if that.

Anonymous said...

I want to make an appointment at The Shanty, walk in and punch Lisa in the face.

Anonymous said...

just like kai neglecting bella!

and she lets smelly dogs all over her house?

Anonymous said...

lol back when matt thought he would be famous like his babygirl, then he realized everyone hates kai and laughs at her and everyone was bashing him too. he couldn't stand it now he never shows up in videos and hardly takes pics, unless kai has to prove to the haters she's happy and matt lives with her.

Anonymous said...

madd thought he was going to have fans wanting his deck. instead all of the comments were from people howling with laughter and a few from mooren having an ape fit

Anonymous said...

LOL dulce filming while high on pain meds. the fuck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iJnqhCNI6E

Anonymous said...

madd names everything franken-something

frankendrost
frankenfrog

frankenbabby!

Anonymous said...

madd's tracings of ryan gossling! #neverforget

Anonymous said...

Kai thinks in terms of opposites. If she shouldn't do something she thinks she should, and vice-versa. She SHOULD get a job, so she thinks she SHOULDN'T. She SHOULDN'T have a baby, so she thinks she SHOULD.

Anonymous said...

kai thinks? i thought she just watched tv and youtube all day and mimicked the things she liked

Anonymous said...

Madelyn Khaosdrost Wilcher-Hughes

Anonymous said...

Khaosdrost effortlessly rolls off the tongue!

Anonymous said...

Does kai ever eat anything that isn't cut up or bite sized?
(besides pizza)

Anonymous said...

Kai and Madd should honor Maureen and name it either Elizabeth or Molten as a consolation prize.

Anonymous said...

I can't with leesha!!! You literally stay at home 24/7!!!! You couldn't consistently take bcp?!!? You can't work out consistently or keep up with vids consistently so what the fuck exactly do you do all day long?!! She needs to get rid of some of those animals too. I bet they'll gnaw the baby's nose off and leesh will just sit there and laugh and make her weird faces while going 'nom nom nom.'

Anonymous said...

i vote leesha should get rid of the dykey fetus and keep the animals

Anonymous said...

http://distilleryimage1.ak.instagram.com/59352dce65d511e3b9f312c7a50f9e29_8.jpg

yup that's definitely a deformed pile of hair and horse dentures. no heathly babby to be seen

Anonymous said...

why did kai black out her name when everyone knows it? is she even pregnant or is she faking a pregnancy??

Anonymous said...

because she hasn't fucking changed her name

Anonymous said...

yeah probably because it still says kailyn wilcher and she knows everyone would call her out.

Anonymous said...

http://distilleryimage1.ak.instagram.com/59352dce65d511e3b9f312c7a50f9e29_8.jpg


what the fuck even is THAT? sharrry but i don't see anything but a big blur.

Anonymous said...

kai's nyr:

queef out babby

lul

Anonymous said...

i never get anything out of ultrasounds. even the 3d ones creep me the fuck out. i dont get it when mommies shit themselves over blobs on black and white matter. i dont see it

Anonymous said...

like this...

http://instagram.com/p/h67kEHASkR/

i see a little more detail but they all look the same. the 3d ones are super expensive too

Anonymous said...

kai wants to know the gender so she can start hoarding on mama and papa wilcher's dime! nursery decor and babby shit! she will probably buy 700 headbands and forget to buy diapers

Anonymous said...

being pregnant is like the worst thing that can happen to a woman

Anonymous said...

*flamboyant eyeroll* at all the mommies claiming they can tell what the baby looks like based on a blurry ultrsound. i can tell you right now without looking at anything that your baby will be ugly! only 1% of people are attractive

Anonymous said...

I think the saccone jolys need to get rid of like 5 dogs. They don't care for them properly, they don't care for their daughter properly, they're just lazy pieces of shit. I hope Kai does get rid of Bella and gives her a chance of having a nice owner that will walk her and brush her fur every now and again.

Anonymous said...

http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1sx1qk/bring_on_the_food/

lol at all the comments about eating PROPERLY when you're pregnant. not one person says it's okay to stuff your face and gain 20+ pounds, especially if you're already fat. kai was totally hearing what she wanted to hear from her doctor. "you shouldn't gain more than 20 lbs" = "HE WANTS ME TA GAIN 25 POUNDS!"

Anonymous said...

tiff leno might be pregnant too, she has a big announcement video with her husbint coming next week

Anonymous said...

Oh god! All these people getting preg just aren't motherly types. Poor babies.

Anonymous said...

um if tiff is pregnant then she's probably 12 weeks too. did these bitches make a pregnancy pact? dullsay is trying to get knocked up again too but she has problems conceiving.

Anonymous said...

2014 is the year of youtube FAS babies! lorraine wants a second baby too and will probably be knocked up soon.

Anonymous said...

I think this is the perfect time for me to say this.... girls.... I'm pregnant! My boyfriend of 2 months and I are expecting our first child and we are beyond excited! I am only 5 weeks pregnant but we can't hold this in! This was a complete accident (the condom broke! lol oopsie daisy!) but we are in a stable relationship and get $400 youtube checks, so we should be good!










jk lmaoooo XD

Anonymous said...

told you leesha was still on this blog!

Anonymous said...

leesha still makes fun of kai, for sure. too bad she's a kai herself.

Anonymous said...

leesha still makes fun of kai, for sure. too bad she's a kai herself.

Anonymous said...

Lorraine wants a second baby??? Her and Brian couldn't hate each other more and aren't they living with her parents??? Their vids just couldn't be more awkward. I could see Lorraine wanting to have the same baby daddy for her kids.

Anonymous said...

she's always said she wanted 2 kids close together.

has she admitted she's living at her parents house yet? why did she move there? is it temp or permanent? i haven't been following her much since she became an annoying mommy vlogger.

Anonymous said...

i like the sacconejolys i think they're good first time parents, and they juggle their household really well. emilia doesn't throw tantrums and cry at every little thing. she's exposed to a lot early on, and they're not overly sensitive about germs or protecting her from the things toddlers do (falling, bumping into things, etc).

benji and judy are another story though ffs they're like new-age parents with their heads up their asses.. need to sanitize every mf thing, can't allow julianna to make a mess, can't let julianna experience a minor ~booboo~ without coddling the fuck out of her afterwards. then benji recently mentioned the judy got up in the middle of the night because jualianna wouldn't stop crying and it turned out she had a shitty diaper and benji even said "i wouldn't have gotten up"...ffs benji even yelled "NO" at julianna because she was hungry and tried to grab a piece of food but benji had to take a picture for instagram first...

Anonymous said...

http://busybeingjennifer.com/

Anonymous said...

Maureen Lewis
13 hours ago
So I was at work today and sitting behind the cash register taking a break for a minute while no one was in line. There was hardly anyone in the store and it was quiet, so I wasn't really paying attention and didn't notice someone who had got in line and was standing there. As soon as I noticed them I apologized and rang them up, but they probably wondered why I was just sitting there, lol.
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Teresa Japanesa Lewis I doubt they gave it much thought.


mooren is still overanalyzing every tiny thing that happens in her life. even her sister is rolling her eyes at this point. why does she talk about work like she's working 50-60 hour weeks? the ape is working less than parttime ffs

Anonymous said...

Leesha gurrrrrl-why you pretending you haven't sniffed out peanut m&m's before?!!?!

Anonymous said...

i'm shocked that the thwift stowah even allows mooren to run the cash register tbh. and it kills me how she thinks she has it sooo rough working there. bitch works like 5 hours a week stfd.

Anonymous said...

lulz everyone is telling leesha she will make a great mom. not one single person told kai that, not even her idiot mommy stans


yes they have. have you read the comments on her vids? there's a few comments saying how she and madd will make wonderful parents.

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/h9rCYfASjM/

why

Anonymous said...

ew usually jess takes cute photos of her children. but jess is basically dressed like a slutty mrs. claus w..t..f

Anonymous said...

kai already looks ar pregnant as jess hopefully she and madd will do a lulzy photo set like that!

Anonymous said...

lmao of course the pls were right!!

justagirlgettinghealthy Is that a soup kind of stew? Like Campbell's?
foreverkailynyt @justagirlgettinghealthy no it's homemade my grandma made it

lisa and kai can barely use a microwave. so they make granny sokoloski who is probably 70 cook for them. pathetic.

Anonymous said...

Leesha's ex prolly knew she was desperate to get knocked up and used condoms religiously or pulled out. This new lesbiant she's with didn't care cuz he wants to look like a manly man.

Anonymous said...

the kid is going to grow up right from the start like kai and madd are divorced, seeing daddy once a month. its sad. i swear you could give kai 300 different options and she would ALWAYS pick the worst choice. bbwhale lives in an alternate universe.

Anonymous said...

Jess is only having that baby for Adsense money. May as well name it Adsense.

Anonymous said...

is tiff prego?

Anonymous said...

I'm banking on it. She films a lovely dovey video with brad and the dog, hashtags grateful and other crap. She's preg and most likely as far along as Kai and leesha.

It's and fucking epidemic!!!!!

Anonymous said...

kai will never show lulz she already has a preggo-eqsue gut of pure fat. now look at the average person and how big they get when they're pregnant.. yeah, kai is already there but as at instead of babby

Anonymous said...

sa fat instead of babby*

Anonymous said...

https://31.media.tumblr.com/a5c29982cddec91583ecb4e4fd2b2f22/tumblr_inline_mxva4pxsLw1qzrr01.jpg

Anonymous said...

has anyone seen mortim3r on youtube? it's so obvious she's copying off grav3yard girl. the "3" as an e, hipster tumblr clothing, ~lita shoes~, jumping up and down in her shoes like a frog, paranormal blog, that awful headband with spikes that bunny would constantly wear.
are you seriously shitting me? youtube has got to the point that youtubers are copying shit tier makeup gurus.

Anonymous said...

wow chelsea is even more ugly in pictures

Anonymous said...

she looks like an asian with rachel meyer teefs

Anonymous said...

Personally I think it should be Maureen who is knocked up with Madd's child. They make a much better couple and let's be real...she would be a much better mother. she can cook. has her own place. has a job, and is way more independent than Kailyn.

Anonymous said...

ok smellen, stop trying to be maureen.

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/iAPTO3pm1y/

foreverkailynyt @kitspecial your baby doesn't get the bad stuff you eat it filters it out and that's why we take prenatal vitamins everyday so the baby gets everything it needs

lmaoooo wtf is this bowie logic??

Anonymous said...

of course kai loves sunny d more than normal orange juice. sunny d is disgustingly sweet.

Anonymous said...

that honestly sounds like something smellen would tell her. i'm sure smellen is still trying to be BFFLs with kai and be preggo sisters.

Anonymous said...

the bad stuff in wine filters out and the babby is left with grapes! they are healthy tho thats good. =]

Anonymous said...

foreverkailynyt
@segibsons if sunny d was so bad they wouldn't let kids drink it lol


what

Anonymous said...

i hope madelyn self aborts but doesn't flush out and kai gets a deadly infection. jfc.

Anonymous said...

She gets more retarded by the day.

Anonymous said...

dumbfuck lisa wilcher definitely told sweet kai that her body will filter out alllll the bad stuff she eats.

Anonymous said...

forreverkailynyt
@lizswab I know!! They even say chocolate is perfectly fine as long as you don't eat a whole box of candy lol

ok kai dont even act like you arent eating the entire box

Anonymous said...

kalul must be having another mental breakdown...

Anonymous said...

http://youtu.be/H8V4-C9yZIc?t=4m12s

why does kalul make me cringe?

Anonymous said...

someone mentioned smellen so of course she has to start up

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/iAdYJQJm6m/

of course mommy to be kai is bringing back her po box

Anonymous said...

is kull ull engaged?

Anonymous said...

foreverkailynyt
@segibsons if sunny d was so bad they wouldn't let kids drink it lol


uh parents who actually gaf about their kids health and what the shove in their mouth don't give their kids sunny d, fas retard! kai is sf oblivious jfc welcome to the wilsher/sokoloski clan, the new generation of unhealthy, fat sunflower educated retard! babby is in for a treat with its so called "life"

Anonymous said...

Kai used to post pictures of crap food all the time, now she's going to excuse all the crap as a "craving" even though she hasn't changed her eating habits at all

Anonymous said...

She won't drink caffeine, but she'll eat chocolate. She thinks chocolate is "bad" but Sunny D is perfectly acceptable. This is kai we're talking about, she is clueless af

Anonymous said...

i can't wait to see how the rere babby will come out, probably like this:

http://youtu.be/WMlVNFpzKNI

Anonymous said...

Kai and leesha have no idea what it's like to be pregnant and have a real life. Try having morning sickness while at work, meeting with a client teaching a class, driving, taking care of other kids or kid. They have the life of luxury. Laying around is pjs until their tummies feel better. Assholes.

Anonymous said...

God Bless Maddlynn Robyn Limidediton hughes. xoxoxoxoxox

Anonymous said...

I can only imagine the giggle exhales that will be coming out of kailyn wilcher as she is giving birth.

Anonymous said...

dis hea payj for my farts

Anonymous said...

i'm sending kai an abortion pamphlet. it's not too late!!

Anonymous said...

Kai is gonna name her baby something trashy like savannah....so she can strip her way thru her GED courses.

Anonymous said...

Can wait to see Kai get bigger and bigger. It's the best Christmas present she could give us.
Kai better hope the baby is born at the first of July cuz baby daddy won't come around unless the government check has been issued.

Anonymous said...

i can't wait for kai to be so miserable and uncomfortable in the thummer. she was having a hard enough time as it was, but with swollen cankles and a gut the size of octomom - it's going to be hilarious.

Anonymous said...

wtf is up with vloggers slapping their lips together when they eat on camera ffs i guess none of these idiots were raised by well-mannered families.

Anonymous said...

TiffLeno posted her couples vid. It's just a tag video and brad doesn't want any part of it and it's awkward as fuck. Brad and Waylon like each other more than they like tiffleno.

Anonymous said...

psycho kalel deleted all her blog posts again lmao

does she realize she's not gonna be able to delete the ~book~ she's been writing?

Anonymous said...

wtf is up with vloggers slapping their lips together when they eat on camera ffs i guess none of these idiots were raised by well-mannered families.

and you were obviously raised and exposed to the most cultured and high class epicureans the world has ever known, hence your presence on this dookie blog

Anonymous said...

this is the kind of aspie psycho that makes up the youtube fanbase

kata_chook @tanyaburr I am really aspiring to be a future make-up artist or flight attendant when I am older. Like every time I watch one of your make-up tutorials on youtube I go and do my own little make-up tutorials in the bathroom. I even put on an English accent and talk to myself in the mirror sooooo I was wondering this may sound werid but can you pleeeeeeeease try to do a flight attendant make-up tutorial??? Xxx it would mean a lot to me I am not trying to get the sympathy vote here but I suffer from depression and your make-up tutorials make me get out of bed and do my make-up!!! I honestly love you sooooooo much and you are a true inspiration to me and many other girls out there @tanyaburr

i would rather be dead than have an army of drooling assburgers idolizing me

Anonymous said...

12:31, my god everything about that comment was cringeworthy. idg how people can write stuff like that, but then again, momo writes the same type of comments and thinks they're completely normal thoughts. oh aspies.

Anonymous said...

Gregory Gorgeous came out as trans so of course she thinks wanting to be a woman makes her more female than bio women. ffs no.

Anonymous said...

the "x" at the end of a sentence is a really common british thing. It's kind of like "hugs".

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYpaVQBzSU8

beautiful feminine woman

Anonymous said...

The only thing kalul hasn't changed is boyfriends.

Anonymous said...

more mooren-esque writing from failel. they even use the same emoticons >_<

Ahhh perfumes. How I love to admire your beauty.

This is my current collection {Lollia Wish, Tocca Brigette, Chloé, Prada Candy L'Eau, Cartier Goutte de Rose, Miss Dior (Toilette) & True Religion} and I have them displayed on this drool-worthy vintage tray that I bought for TEN DOLLARS at a flea market. But seriously... what is it about perfumes that makes us women swoon? I just feel like I have so much appreciation for the aesthetics of ANYTHING, really. I'm just such a visual person. I will HONESTLY convince myself that I like the smell of a perfume, if the bottle design suits my fancy. You know you have a problem when... ^_^

Anonymous said...

That Kalul is so unique! She appreciates beauty ffs. Won't anyone find her unique gifts astonishing and praise her as the true queen she was born to be? Drop dead gorgeous too - what a figure on that girl.

Anonymous said...

failel looks like jodi aria's sister. she will probably slice and dice anthony up when he finally tries to kick her out on the street just like her twin too

Anonymous said...

she literally writes exactly like maureen. it's creepy.

Anonymous said...

always bragging on herself like momo does. loser psychos always have to pat themselves on the back because no one else is doing it for them

Anonymous said...

yeah she praises herself like momo but she also has the same "voice" and talks the same way. they're both aspies.

Anonymous said...

kai deleted the sunny d picture off her instagram. the babby couldn't filter out the bad comments!

Anonymous said...

you mean that industrial sized sunny d jug

Anonymous said...

that kind of thinking is how kai caught FAS

Anonymous said...

i cant believe a hideous ogre like kai thinks she should be reproducing. that is cruel in my opinion. she is so painfully ugly and stupid and is passing that down to a helpless little baby is inhumane to say the least

Anonymous said...

kai's a shitty ogre mom. at least her home schooled, socially awkward child will never have to be embarrassed by it's mother showing up at school functions since it will never the wilcher estate until it's about 15 to meet a mate from plenty of fish at subway

Anonymous said...

lol i didn't even know sunny d came in massive gallon jugs. i remember those little one serving plastic bottles, and then theres the 1L or whatever bigger jug. where did the wilchers find that massive thing?

Anonymous said...

i haven't watched a shrekberry video in forever but just clicked on her secret santa unboxing, and wtf? i seriously don't get how this fat ogre even has subs, she doesn't even know anything about anything and is such a fail guru. why does everyone hate akai but not this ogre shrek beast?

Yo, FTC! These products were all purchased by me, playaaaa. Fosho. I'm so gangsta I don't need companies to pay me for videos. Which I didn't in this video, capishe? Is that even how you spell that? Have an unforgettable day. And remember, this is always my honest opinion. Over and out.

Anonymous said...

thith ith our chrithmuth tree it actually rotateth thoth are thome of our(lisa's) ornaments

Anonymous said...

i thought shrek would have gone on a diet by now but nope bigger thane ever

Anonymous said...

Paul Rudd ith tho thexy he maketh my puthy wet!

Anonymous said...

New Kaibump!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBh_gC2WH2c&list=UUI_IcBqnQvTdy-_Mjhe2gGg

Anonymous said...

and here come the dani videos. definitely ellen bohn on raging right now.

Anonymous said...

ok fail troll. we all hate you here. you'd be doing US a favor.

Anonymous said...

yes, i am smellen, fail troll. what are you going to do about it hmmm?

Anonymous said...

yes, i am smellen, fail troll. what are you going to do about it hmmm?


i'll have CPS show up again and snatch that FAS baby the second it's born :)

Anonymous said...

of course smellen couldn't let it go. every single time she's mentioned she has to make sure she speaks up and makes herself known, then rage for 10 hours as some fail revenge.

Anonymous said...

i shoved roger up my cooch so my fetus wouldn't be lonely.

Anonymous said...

i guess wow neat

Anonymous said...

message me

Anonymous said...

oh shut the fuck up everyone and go buy something from akaydoll!!!

http://www.kaylalashae.com/2013-blog-sale

Anonymous said...

of course smellen has nothing to say so here comes the spam of nonsense bowie phrases

Anonymous said...

$900 lenses? her $1100 LV? lmao guess since she doesn't want to get a job and wants to do YT full time she went around her apartment and found everything she could make some money off of.

Anonymous said...

paul rudd has a potato head. i guess fail troll is alone in her trailer with her mutated biological clock ticking, longing to be impregnated with a kailyn of her very own

Anonymous said...

quiet everyone! kailyn gave birth to a 10 week old baby! it's alive and doing well! oops never mind bella decided she wanted a tasty snack and gulped it right down

Anonymous said...

smellen just stop. you clearly left that paul rudd comments yourself so you'd have something to start raging over. nice try. be less obvious next time, hun.

Anonymous said...

yeah ok *nods* whatever you say sweetie. keep projecting and screaming absolute nonsense about imaginary people. meanwhile we all know the real details of your pathetic life, ellen bohn.

Anonymous said...

fail troll is throwing in the towel. must be time to watch anchorman again and rub her dookie scented snatch to all those 40 year old actors. a real 40 year old wouldnt touch her with someone elses dick

Anonymous said...

omg ellen is PATHETIC when is this worthless waste of resources going to finally off herself? would ANYONE even care? her own family hates her.

Anonymous said...

lmao no wonder she has to fantasize to on screen personalities. no one in reality would ever go near her rancid twat

Anonymous said...

ellen is trying desperately to keep arguments going so she has something to do tonight. sf obvious and SAD.

Anonymous said...

lol fail trolls is going to stay up all night arguing, lay out of work and get fired from her shitty minimum wage job already

Anonymous said...

poor, poor ellen. look at her trying desperately to keep going. she's squirting her panties she's so excited there's finally other people on this dead blog.

Anonymous said...

this post has been up since NOVEMBER 11 and it's not even close to maxing out. ellen just sits here all day talking to herself, screaming when PLs come in and realize it's just ellen bohn talking to herself. ellen is permabanned from GG so she can't go over there.

Anonymous said...

poor, poor ellen. look at her trying desperately to keep going. she's squirting her panties she's so excited there's finally other people on this dead blog.

honey? go to bed, honey. isnt it past your bedtime, honey? you have work tomorrow, honey. walmart needs you, honey! the janitor is the most important member of the walmart crew

Anonymous said...

no. maybe fail troll is a seasonal bell ringer that stands by the door begging nicely dressed customers for spare change

Anonymous said...

the blog was awfully calm because you stopped raging for once. then you got mentioned and had to psycho out again and rage for revenge. be more obvious, smellen.

Anonymous said...

fail troll werent you signing off about 30 minutes ago? why in gosh's name are you still fail trolling? go to bed, fail troll. i dont want you losing your job because of a dead blog. take your meds and calm down

Anonymous said...

smellen legit rages for 5 hours and spams 100 comments over being called out. a simple "ok ellen" will get this loser riled up until she almost has a stroke. i bet her fetus is dead already but that trash is too poor to go to a doctor and get it checked out. remember how the hospital she delivered roger at had to sue her because she never paid the bill from giving birth? if that fetus is still alive is she planning a home birth? i would pay to see that! that poor baby is definitely going to die before it's born.

Anonymous said...

there she goes. writing entirely too lengthy comments. she's mad. i bet she won't sleep a wink tonight.

you're going to look like shit tomorrow at work, honey

Anonymous said...

squeee! i wish i could have heard her pounding away at her keyboard as she wrote that lengthy response! the cute little piggy is mad!

Anonymous said...

her poopy little hooves were clicking away at the keys to tell that mean, horrible smellen troll off!

Anonymous said...

simply stating facts is being mad? ok ellen, it's definitely you. of course you're mad about hearing the truth on your pathetic life. being sued by a hospital... like how does that even happen? couldn't your welfare ass apply for assistance?

Anonymous said...

I love how leesha is now worrying about her shitty skin. Hey bitch how bout you take your bcp how you're supposed to?? Clear skin, no baby. Shitty skin, crying little monster for the rest of eternity. I hope she's using shit with retinols for her skin and has her own little baby beluga Kai.

Anonymous said...

what kind of disturbed sicko even thinks of such vile things? oh right, trash like ellen bohn.

Anonymous said...

aww look ellen is giving up. she's too busy crying at the truth. of course that shut her right up.

Anonymous said...

i can't wait until this FAS baby is born and we can call CPS on ellen again. they already have a file on her so once call and they'll rush over there in no time.

Anonymous said...

all you have to do is mention fail troll and the retard goes off into her smellen rants.

Anonymous said...

lmao keep trying, ellen. poor thing. repeating everything still because she's too stupid to say anything else. she's definitely crying again. she always mellows out and calms down when the truth hits too hard. she'll slow down her raging and quietly slink away!

Anonymous said...

fail troll, honey, go to bed. you can't be slouching over the toilets you have to clean at wally world.

Anonymous said...

THE PRETTY LADIES ALWAYS WINS! ELLEN BOHN FAILS, AS USUAL!

Anonymous said...

ellen is 100% going to be here raging on christmas eve and day (again). watch. then new years too.

Anonymous said...

ikr

*states facts that make ellen feel like the shit she is* OH WOW YOU'RE MAD LMFAO!

nice try, sweetheart.

Anonymous said...

look at fail troll spazzing out over a simple fact

Anonymous said...

ellen will NOT be here on christmas! she will be spending it with her son, roger and her husband, billy! little roger will wake up on christmas morning to presents from santa, and ellen and billy will watch with pride as little roger tears open the 50 presents they got him.

oh wait... that won't happen. she'll be drunk and high, alone in her trailer sitting in filth with ashes all over the place, stumbling to get on her ebay laptop to refresh the dead blog.

Anonymous said...

ellen is 100% going to be here raging on christmas eve and day (again). watch. then new years too.


you mean you are and then will blame ellen

Anonymous said...

lmao smellen is mad. STOP CALLING ME OUT! GO TO BED ALREADY! *wipes away another tear*

Anonymous said...

i love how fail troll is so passionate about ellen. no loser on here would be except it.

Anonymous said...

smellen hit the crack pipe. here come the ESL comments. so obvious. she got emotional and angry so she needed to get high. leave smellen alone to refresh her dead blog in peace!

Anonymous said...

fail troll is always sf obvious. it clings to one person (smellen) and then just rages at it at 100mph

Anonymous said...

yawn here smellen goes trying to save her reputation by repeating everything said about her and projecting it onto imaginary people.

Anonymous said...

Aww fail troll has to defend herself. Yes because everyone who is bashing you is smellen.

Anonymous said...

omg absolutely pathetic and insane. why is ellen bohn trying right now?

Anonymous said...

SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS AT HOW MAD SMELLEN IS NOW!

Anonymous said...

aww look at fail troll raging in caps. smellen is really making her angry. keep at it, smellen!

Anonymous said...

lulz fail troll is sf fired

Anonymous said...

smellen is so fucking insane. i can't even anymore.

Anonymous said...

smellen definitely hit the meth. she did a complete 180 and is raging 100 comments a second now.

Anonymous said...

dead @ fail troll still trying.

Anonymous said...

ignore the psycho, girls. she'll rage for another hour alone then tire herself out and go cry herself to sleep.

Anonymous said...

smellen definitely hit the meth. she did a complete 180 and is raging 100 comments a second now.


thanks for telling us what you do, fail troll. of course you try to copycat your idol

Anonymous said...

ellen, are you ever going to give this up? if you're spending another year sitting your ass in the trailer all day on a dead fail blog you might as well kill yourself right now. and no, your FAS fetus is no reason to keep living. look what happened to roger.
December 17, 2013 8:58 pm

the comment that got ellen bohn all riled up for 2 and a half hours. it was accurate, of course, so she flipped out and went on an insane rant and hasn't stopped yet.

Anonymous said...

she can't stand being called out, and when you bring up details of her personal trashy life she rages even harder.

Anonymous said...

No, fail troll. All I see here is you raging at smellen and writing paragraphs no one reads and then you raging some more.

Anonymous said...

she can't stand being called out, and when you bring up details of her personal trashy life she rages even harder.


ok fail troll. keep trying, sweetie.

Anonymous said...

lmao of course fail troll shut up after that.

Anonymous said...

lmao of course fail troll shut up after that.

yep, you won, sweetie! you can go to bed now, hun. you have a long day ahead of you tomorrow of F5'ing the dead blog patrolling making sure no one mentions you, and as soon as they do you'll be there to rage for 3 hours to teach them a lesson!

Anonymous said...

lmao ok smellen, try again

Anonymous said...

lol no, ellen, no. you're the most hated on the blog and have been for years. everyone always lols at your trashy life. keep convincing yourself it's one girl though.

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