Monday, 11 November 2013

Kai's FASsy Fetus!

As more evidence has surfaced of Kailyn's pregnancy, she is making it painfully obvious that she genuinely is or just doing it for attention. It is unknown as to whether she will be able to carry it full term in her deformed tilted womb, but many of the Pretty Ladies are hoping she won't as Kailyn would make a horrific mother.

If her previous pregnancies are anything to go by (excluding Davit's) she won't be able to carry it past six weeks. A forum name under "makeupmommy2B" has been uncovered on cafemom.com, so its either our Kween or a troll, we are hoping its the former! It would make sense if it was Kai, because posts started being deleted once the Pretty Ladies discovered it and posted it on the blog. From this site we have learnt quite a few interesting details, some of which are nauseating though as Kailyn has apparently been trying to conceive daily with Madd's hick chode.

 http://imgur.com/a/vqvug Screenshots can be found here

On Kai's social media pages her stans have been quick to defend their obese princess as usual, even over genuine non bitchy questions that are relevant to her apparent pregnancy. The funny thing is though, anyone who defends Kailyn is guaranteed to be equally hideous and fat! If the pregnancy is carried full term, at least we can be sure that Faslyn will continue to gain weight #400poundsbyxmas



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Anonymous said...

lmao ok smellen, try again


ahh, the sound of a defeated ape.

Anonymous said...

now we know who told kai it's just 2 or 3 haters on multiple accounts. ellen bohn, of course.

Anonymous said...

OK fail troll. still reaching i see

Anonymous said...

OK ellen bohn. still reaching i see

Anonymous said...

ffs the things ellen will try and pull...

Anonymous said...

smellen is just ecstatic the dead blog is alive for once. she doesn't even care she's being called out and bashed.

Anonymous said...

smellen is just ecstatic the dead blog is alive for once. she doesn't even care she's being called out and bashed.


nice try, smellen. you obviously do care

Anonymous said...

ellen is legit happy just to have someone to talk to. she's lonely irl and on the dead blog now too.

Anonymous said...

ellen is legit happy just to have someone to talk to. she's lonely irl and on the dead blog now too.

ellen is now resorting to talking about herself in third person. sf sad.

Anonymous said...

cackling, keep trying, ellen sweetie. maybe one day you'll succeed at something, anything, even if it's trolling a dead anon blog.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

lmfao smellen is sf riled up over that comment. the retard walked right into it! i love it.

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn has been here for literally 3 hours now. she must be so excited she had something to do with her night.

Anonymous said...

smellen is having flashbacks to middle school right now. poor thing.

Anonymous said...

wow ok smellen, you're clearly going to be here all night. you "win", sweetie. you can go have a congratulatory meth binge now. no one will ever mention you again!

Anonymous said...

there she goes so desperate to cling onto an argument so she has something to do and people to talk to she's screaming at herself. this is beyond sad.

Anonymous said...

12:06 hi ellen!

Anonymous said...

ellen would kill to be back on MF with lkk to depend on to give her attention and something to do all day, now she's stuck with this dead fail blog.

Anonymous said...

I'm watching the today show with kathy lee and hoda and these 2 cunts were dumbfounded by this miley quote
"I don't ever want to have to need someone again, where you feel like, without them, you can't be yourself."


how can 2 old ass hags NOT get what that means??

Anonymous said...

literally the last 100 comments are all smellen talking to herself wtf

Anonymous said...

ok ellen have fun alone on a dead blog all day, loser

Anonymous said...

^^ lmao she just used her last bit of energy to post that weak ass comment before passing out on top of her ebay laptop

Anonymous said...

bless her heart. she fail trolls until she can't fail troll anymore!

Anonymous said...

look how desperate lonely ellen is to keep people here to argue with her. such a worthless loser.

OH! she sensed activity on the dead blog and had to come back

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs08UKEaot4

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIGgBXS1PtM&feature=c4-overview&list=UU5iC_psFCjSG43SO2lriuLA

Jfc kai's acne is terrible. She really should lay off the makeup for a few days, especially since she doesn't go anywhere. But lbr, this is kai we are talking about, so she won't do it.

Anonymous said...

Kai's skin has basically never seen a day without makeup.

Anonymous said...

Kai got another winter coat. Or is that the one from last year and she's a rere calling it new?

Anonymous said...

http://www.walmart.com/ip/George-Women-s-Double-Breasted-Faux-Wool-Peacoat/24221954


from walmart like always...

Anonymous said...

she feels so chic in it though. like she is sexy jailbait from pretty little liars!

Anonymous said...

So fafinette came back for 3 secs and now she's announcing her pregnancy. Geez! Everyone is preg! She still looks like an MJ impersonator. Nice how she's been gone forever but now she's trying to cash in on being a preg YouTuber.

Anonymous said...

Real Wrestler X Page ‏@WrestlerX_ Protected Tweets 1h
James is on his way over now. Yay!:)

I just told him I won't write anything else.

I wasn't at that store today, but my boss called me and told me what happened. I don't think I am in trouble though.

and they printed out what I wrote and showed it to my boss at that store.

but someone on Facebook must know that I work at that store and that I was talking about my boss

So I wrote some things about my boss on Facebook, but I didn't mention his name

Anonymous said...

i hope maureen remembers to give keith beard a subway gift card for christmas.

Anonymous said...

i think this year family vlogging/new parent vlogging really blew up so ofc all the fail gurus go and get knocked up

Anonymous said...

If Kai's bb doesn't self abort, Kai will be the new Casey Anthony. She'll suddenly stop talking about bb and never show bb and cops will find its body buried in the backyard.

Anonymous said...

kai must be so happy! faffi and xsparkage are og beauty gurus and so is kai! since 2007!

Anonymous said...

has anyone else been watching judy's vlogs? her pregnancy this time around is even more risky, she's having all kinds of problems already and an even higher risk of gestational diabetes than she was with julianna lulz

Anonymous said...

I just watched one of her mommy life vlogs thinking I wouldn't see benji. Nope!! He had to come in during her vlog update and pretend he's such a good hubby and dad. I can't stand him and stopped watching her daily vlogs cuz he's a dickhead.

Anonymous said...

Lol Aubrey aka fafinettex3 got engaged in november 2013, married a few weeks later and now she's pregnant lulz.

Anonymous said...

Fafinette was pregnant when she got engaged and married. She said she's 22 weeks now.

Anonymous said...

Idg why anybody has a wedding while they're pregnant. Don't you wanna look your best? Nobody cares if you give birth out of wedlock anymore. Shotgun weddings make you look way sluttier.

Anonymous said...

Isn't she Filipino though?? I think that's a huge thing for them to be preg and not married. She had to make sure to get her white wedding.

Anonymous said...

Lol I know she was pregnant first then she ran and got married. I remember when she first started doing yt she was like 18 dating a 29 year old.

Oh yeah perfect virginal Asian girl.

Anonymous said...

aubrey seems to have terrible taste in men. her husbant is hideous and acts immature and stupid. then again she looks like a lopsided bulldog so who cares

Anonymous said...

Where does he work that all black with a silver tie is acceptable and not tacky as hell?? Didn't she say he was leaving the country or something?

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/eAE9UvvMyV/

http://instagram.com/p/eQuw3TPMzd/



don't worry. she will have a FAS baby too. she was drinking constantly during her first month.

Anonymous said...

omg regal_gg writing novels about the ROSS NAME and REPUTATION and how tosh SMEARED IT on NATIONAL TV and the ross business folded right after and don got a good talking to from king poopsie. i can't. she always makes up scenarios like the ross family are some super wealthy famous family, like they're british royalty or something. the theories she comes up with are so fucking retarded.

Anonymous said...

the jen thread was normal (i guess for GG standards) for a bit there after jen's mini breakdown and the tosh episode, but it's back to being complete and utter retarded bullshit nonsense with everyone making things up just to have something to talk about. i can't believe jen lets the GG grannies and their retarded babble get to her.

Anonymous said...

will jen even film videos in 2014?is she that addicted to the attention?

Anonymous said...

she said she's taking time off and she's going to reflect on what she wants to do and there's def going to be changes in 2014. i doubt she's going to vlog anymore. tbh she can fuck off, the vlogs were the best thing and she's cutting back and doesn't want to show anything anymore because BFR and his second account pluxe might say something on GG.

Anonymous said...

regal has a granny crush on poopsie! such a strong powerful wealthy man! and she lives in chicago near the rosses! she's dying to be jen's new MIL.

Anonymous said...

akainig is going to have a breakdown in 2014. bitch can't afford LA and is just acting more weird than usual.

Anonymous said...

GG is already freaking out over their hilarious lovely thread dying if jen cuts back even more, or vanishes.

Anonymous said...

Jen has showed us everything. I don't want to see anymore Utah vlogs, packing for Utah, stocking stuffers, thanksgiving menus and iteneraries, disney vlogs, organizing kitchen drawers, Winnie, walks with wine, aunt julie, turkey soup, fish fry, decorating for holidays, JUST GO LIVE LIFE AND GET PREGNANT LIKE THE OTHER GURUS.

Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWS: Maureen and james made babby last night. Details to follow.

Anonymous said...

I was just watching kai's latest video, and as soon as she showed yet ANOTHER pallet I suddenly didn't even believe she was real. I don't know what came over me.

Anonymous said...

Ofc kai gets bloated because she eats so much sodium. Pretty soon she won't even be able to find clothes or shoes that fit her even at a plus sized store.

Anonymous said...

I would die if momo was really pregnant rn.

Anonymous said...

Ofc kai gets bloated because she eats so much sodium.

Ikr? I used to drink gatorade all the time even when I wasn't working out because my doctor recommended it to give me energy. But it has so much sodium that I would get bloated af and couldn't even fit into my normal shoes. Kai literally thinks she can just eat shit and nothing will happen.

Anonymous said...

i knew smellen was going to start babbling when people were talking about jen. she ALWAYS has to waddle in and start screaming about how boring jen is. lmfao at her talking to everyone like she gets talked too. exactly like kai repeating mama wilcher, trying to be a grownup.

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn legit spent every single holiday of the past year on the blog. i remember last christmas and new years she was here arguing, as usual, around easter she was obsessing over dani and was sitting in her tiny chats all day long, the past 2 thanksgiving she was here arguing. and it's so obvious she's lonely on those days because she sits here talking to herself and arguing with herself all day long.

Anonymous said...

and there she goes. scramble, pls! and leave the retard alone on a dead blog!

Anonymous said...

it must kill ellen that she can't join GG and stalk people there and try and argue with them. she's stuck on this dead blog alone taking to herself.

Anonymous said...

i'm pretty sure PLs leave after one comment and smellen continues on bashing herself so she can reply back and keep it going for 4 hours. she is insane and has nothing to do with her time.

Anonymous said...

i'm already cackling at smellen's pathetic christmas. she's going to obviously not comment so it looks like she's off the blog, but she's going to be in her trailer alone on her ebay laptop hitting F5 every second chain smoking and drinking cheap beer looking at pictures of roger. she needs to kill herself already.

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Anonymous said...

jen would be a bigger rere than kai if she stopped vlogging. that's the only thing people watch. what else does she do? packing videos and subscription box reviews are boooooooring.

Anonymous said...

Ok Ellen then why aren't you on GG raging and you stay on this dead blog refreshing all day? Exactly.

Anonymous said...

Jen is too fragile for YT and now she may be barren too. Don needs to lay off the booze so his boys swim.

Anonymous said...

ikr everyone is on GG them there's smellen desperately trying to keep her 4th fail blog alive

Anonymous said...

poor fail troll. since its so close to christmas I will let you think you're a special bedridden fattie just because you read GG. merry christmas honey.

Anonymous said...

lmao!! fail troll immediately raged at that last comment! she HATES being talked down to, but she's such a simple pea brain that literally everyone talks down to her, even kai on ig

Anonymous said...

why does smellen keep bringing up christmas? so obvious she's over there in her trailer pretending she's going to have the best christmas ever with friends and family and presents and good food all around her. she's going to be ALONE as always, talking to herself like a mental case trolling a blog, eating white bread and hotdogs.

Anonymous said...

yes sweetie. even kai on ig. whatever you say honey. you are so right.

Anonymous said...

fail troll knows literally everyone walking the planet is smarter than her. its part of the reason she's so angry. you have to admire her tenacity though..most people her size and stupidty would have offed themselves several christmases ago

Anonymous said...

fail troll is mad. she is very obviously replying 3 or 4 times in a row. honey, calm down. its just a little fun at your expense

Anonymous said...

LMAO fail troll is still refreshing and turning because she can't comment anymore. what an ugly half ton troll

Anonymous said...

turning red*

Anonymous said...

*talking to self*

Come on, girls. Leave Smellen here to talk to herself all day.

*continues to pretend her girls and smellen are here like the old days*

Sweet fail troll, I think you have lost it. Seek treatment for your severe psychosis. Do you need some money?

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn is trying so hard to turn this all around and save her reputation and act like she hasn't spent 18 hours a day for the past 3 years on the blog. the christmas comments really got to her.

Anonymous said...

remember when fail troll screamed "SMELLEN KEEPS MENTIONING CHRISTMAS"? it was only ten minutes ago but I thought it was so hilarious i wanted to bring it back up. she obviously has some insecurities about her poor non existent christmas! calm down, poor fail troll. its going to be ok

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn finally killed herself. it's truly a christmas miracle!

Anonymous said...

of course smellen admits she's not commenting and the blog is dead. that loser leaves 99% of the comments, talking to herself. that's the only reason there's not 20 comments on the post.

Anonymous said...

I can't even with Kai and leesha being preg at the same time and both craving canned pineapple. Long lost twinsie's!!!!

Anonymous said...

hallo puthy welcome orgasm

Anonymous said...

cue smellen raging about "paragraphs" because her retard brain can't comprehend more than 2 words. see the comment at 7:14 to see what goes on in that peabrain of ellen's.

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn, just delete this fail blog like you did all the others. stop embarrassing yourself and find something better to do with your time.

Anonymous said...

laura vitale and her husband desperately need nose jobs

Anonymous said...

You know I hate to say this, but basically the only action this blog is getting IS from smellen talking to itself. As soon as it stops there won't be another comment for an hour or more. Then the minute there is even a "slightly suspicious" comment you all go off on a tangent about it being smellen, instead of appreciating the fact that you are even getting any comments at all. It's sad, it really is.

Anonymous said...

i cackled at leesha's new pregnancy vlog. she's literally as clueless and dumb as kai. leesha was also being a paranoid freak worrying about miscarriages her first trimester too just like kai, and she doesn't know how to eat healthy/properly either.

Anonymous said...

i'm pretty sure everyone would prefer a dead blog with 4 comments a day than ellen living her life on here talking to herself and raging.

Anonymous said...

Lol Gregory Gorgeous aka the Casey couture of Toronto thinks him becoming a woman makes him more of a woman then a real woman. What a delusional rere.

Anonymous said...

Gigi looks like a fox news reporter.

Anonymous said...

fat rachel is another kristin smith. do these retards not realize she follows a bunch of random people? of course fat rachel, like failel, thinks she's some special celeb who got notices by ellen personally

deliiriium asked:
did you know ellen degeneres fucking follows you on twitter?! i actually freaked out when i saw

87daysbefore answered:
I check everyday to make sure she hasn’t unfollowed and I still have no idea why she does

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/iJlJeeJm5G/

gross. the sickening reality that kai is pregnant is becoming more and more real. it's a living nightmare for everyone

Anonymous said...

stand by for another video from kai, sitting in her childhood bedroom floor, rubbing her fas hands back and forth over her maternity leggings and thinking about being a fail mommy vlogger

Anonymous said...

this girl is 22 weeks pregnant and her belly just barely popped: http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2876/11393681246_e3c11308f2_b.jpg

kai is what, 12 weeks pregnant but has looked 20 months preg for the last 6 months? such an obese fail mommy.

Anonymous said...

No Kai. Those updates are for normal human babies. Here's your ogre baby's update

Your baby's hair follicles are already developing their thick black roots, not only on the scalp, but all over the entire body. Your baby's gum and jaw area is already twice that of a normal human, this is to provide room for an extra set of teeth. Your baby's head is twice as long as it is wide with an underdeveloped brain the size of a pinhead. Their is also no signs of a nose yet. Your baby's fingers are already developing triple joints. Your baby has already started to emulate mommy by staring off into space with its fat jaws agape! Your baby probably caught a glimpse of its own reflection in the amniotic fluid and is admiring its beauty that was inherited from mommy and daddy!

Anonymous said...

kai is so obsessed. who needs daily or weekly updates about a parasite leeching nutrients off their stale period blood?

Anonymous said...

we know kai has the attention span of a gnat. how long before she tries to lock the baby in the guest room i mean nursery and move onto something else that interests her more. she's not even capable of grasping the responsibility of motherhood. lisa has never prepared her for responsibility. this is an unbelievable case. it truly needs to be documented on TLC

Anonymous said...

i have a feeling kai is having a boy, and it'll be pawned off onto matt, since the daddy has to raise boys! so kai will see her baby once a month when matt visits.

Anonymous said...

canada legalized prostitution! guess casey knudsen, gigi gorgeous, and cityandfug all just got new jobs!

Anonymous said...

IM RETHONTHIBLE I HAVE CREDIT CARDTH AND DEBIT CARD WITH DIRECT DEPOTHIT AND KEYCHAIN

Anonymous said...

http://i.imgur.com/8RhRCS0.png

you can literally see that she has no electrical activity between the ears

Anonymous said...

23 year old mother-to-be kailyn wilcher makes the 7 year olds on reading rainbow look like rhodes scholars

thith book ith really good! avery juan has thith book! owm ith tho good

Anonymous said...

Tell Kai what pregnancy videos she can make! HURRY UP. She is getting tired of laying in bed and waiting on her lazy fans to come up with ideas.

Anonymous said...

un-fucking-believable. it's exactly like when she was 17 years old and asking her viewers to tell her what make up videos to make except take out make up and insert baby into the equation. im so scared for that baby unless it looks like kai then i dont care what happens to it

Anonymous said...

i dreamed i was at a hotel pool with some friends and we looked over on the other side of the pool and it was half ton killer lady standing on the pool ladder naked and her ass was of course massive and i saw brown along her massive crack and i told everyone she is about to shit! and they were like no probably not. its probably just stained and then all of the sudden she started shooting diarrhea into the pool!

Anonymous said...

I have the weirdest body. I am tall, have a long torso with thin toned legs and a perky small butt. i have broad shoulders, big boobs and a big gut. I hold fat in my arms, tummy, back and boobs. I dress well and people are amazed when they see how big my tummy is.

Anonymous said...

i feel like people were just trolling with trigger warnings and social justice policing, then fat white girls latched onto it to be special snowflakes who are so accepting and took it seriously.

Anonymous said...

triggering...lol. I remember that shit from xanga days.

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for Kai's ob gyn. When she goes in and has to spread her legs for the doc the stank must be deadly.

Anonymous said...

Ape screaming at 12:59

Anonymous said...

Lol I bet mama takes a peep at Kai's vag, looking over the doctors sholder.

Anonymous said...

wait. jen was on tosh.0?

Anonymous said...

i lol at trigger warnings too. like what the fuck is a 'trigger' warning? what does it trigger? like toes and feet, yeah i find feet disgusting but i'm not going to combust if i click on a link that has feet in it

Anonymous said...

wow kalul is SO thangful for everything except anthony adding her to his bank account

Anonymous said...

kristin is starting to spend more and more smosh money ever since she got engaged. she's going to become a full blown pampered rich housewife when she's married.

Anonymous said...

i remember when they were still hiding their relationship and she was pretending SHE bought buki and paying for all those hauls

Anonymous said...

how fucking embarrassing is this?? any she wonders why she goes back and erases her posts? how about stop writing such insane horse shit to begin with??

#ThrowbackThursday...

For real, these chipmunks were my idols when I was a little girl (...that sentence doesn't sound odd or anything...). But just look at how cute they are!!! !>_<! I watched Alvin & the Chipmunks seriously every single day. And the Chipmunk Adventure movie was my SHIIIIT (if you have not seen this movie, you MUST. I repeat- YOU MUST). Even into my teenage years, when I first got my car- I had the Chipmunk Adventure soundtrack and I was not embarrassed to play it when I had friends in the car... haha!

Fun Fact: My first EVER crush was Alvin. LMAO. I KNOW. My parents would always give me shit for it and I would blush like crazy/scream at them that they were delusional (then scurry up the stairs and give my VHS box kisses). But let's face it, he's the original king of swag. Come to think of it, I think Justin Bieber has been heavily influenced by Alvin, and I'm dead serious when I say this. (note to self: make a chart comparing Justin to Alvin, the evidence is real).

I would have to say out of all the Chipettes, Jeanette was my favorite. Even though I thought Britney was a true queen (& beautiful)... let's face it- she was a BITCH. Jeanette was so innocent and cute! And to this day, she makes me feel like my glasses are cool. Who was your guys' favorite? ...although my favorite CHARACTER was Mrs. Miller. What a riot.

Well. That's enough talk about chipmunks for one night.

Anonymous said...

i literally can not at how much she sounds like aspie maureen babbling away about insane nonsense.

Anonymous said...

She desperately needs a reality check. She is not in a healthy mental state to be allowed to just sit alone all day and get up to her devices

Anonymous said...

This page is for the science experiment in kai's tummy!

Anonymous said...

kai fucking forgot her dr changed her weekly progress to friday a lovely follower had to remind her and she played it off like she "doethnt have time today!"

Anonymous said...

who the HELL sent kai bedroom slippers?

Anonymous said...

yes. lets make kai more comfortable to sit at home in loungewear and not do anything that requires getting dressed and going out into the world. WONDERFUL GIFT FOR A STAY AT HOME FAT PIG

Anonymous said...

I have a question for all or any of you.

To preface, whether you believe it or not, I am not a "Jen fan" or someone that you would term "minion". I have absolutely no ties to Jen, I had simply come across her channel about a year ago and watch her videos if I get a chance.

Why do any of you think it is ok to be so incredibly critical of someone that you have never met? Why do you even care? I find it quite hypocritical while at the same time you are criticizing Jen for not "giving back" or volunteering, you are wasting precious time leveling attacks on some random person. I'm sure some of you do volunteer and are probably productive people overall, but why waste any of your time on this Earth spewing negativity? Granted, some of you are constructive with your comments, but the vast majority reduce themselves to name-calling, personal attacks, and bullying in general. Yes, Jen puts herself out there. In my mind, saying she deserves this harsh criticism because she is putting herself out there is nearly the equivalent of someone saying a girl deserved to be raped because she was wearing a short skirt. Maybe an extreme example, but it is the same mindset.

I'm sure many of you are good people and lead good and happy lives. Coming from someone who has lost a young loved one to suicide as a result of cyberbullying, I ask you to reconsider the way in which some of you post comments about Jen. It's fine to be critical, but personal attacks are just plain mean and hurtful. I think that during the holidays, it is a good time to remind ourselves of what kind of person we would like to be. I personally would like to stop being judgmental of those around me, and I have made that my goal for the new year. I hope that some of you can join me in this.

I do not want to reply to comments not because I am afraid to, but because I really do not wish to engage any further with this board. I hope that you guys understand that I am coming from a good place and simply wish to get my opinion out there as all of us are entitled to do. Happy Holidays, hope that you will consider what I said.

Anonymous said...

has kai seen her husband/baby daddy lately? look at her pathetic IG. all pics of her in mama's house posing and showing off mama's things. she's going to be a single mom, even though she's married. such a loser. the last pic of matt is from december 3rd, when he took her to red robin. that's all matt does is see kai once a month and feeds her fat ass RR then goes home. he was just a sperm donor. now kai is knocked up he can fuck off forever and kai wouldn't even care.

Anonymous said...

8:43 Ok Don. Go find a job.

Anonymous said...

Matt won't be seeing kai anymore. He thinks because she is pregnant then that gives her something else to focus on so she doesn't have to get bored or sad from not seeing him, so he isn't going to be around. Don't ask me why 2 people who are married and having a kid are not living together or even seeing each other at all, because I am just as stumped as you are on that one. All I can say is I hope she doesn't expect things to be any different when the baby is born.

Anonymous said...

lol ikr, i saw that novel on GG and it's so obvious Don or one of Jen's family members wrote that. Maybe even Jen herself.

Anonymous said...

wow kai looks like a deformed genie GOREJESS!

http://instagram.com/p/iMkuUcpmwa/

Anonymous said...

her head is getting more lumpy and deformed the fatter she gets. that big potato head looks ridiculous, and she must have been on some sort of stabilizing meds because ever since she got knocked up she has such an insane psychotic look in her eyes. not even maureen looks that insane. maureen has soulless dead eyes since they finally got that ape on meds.

Anonymous said...

kai thinks getting pregnant was her life's purpose. she has completely given up on everything. she just rolls out of bed, pushes her greasy hair out of her face with a headband, and checks her apps and fb for baby related shit she hasn't yet hoarded

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/iFOv5Gpm5R/

did we fully appreciate this shit right here? why do i find that pic so hilarious

Anonymous said...

you can tell lisa still lets kai open christmas presents early and that coat was an early christmas present that kai couldnt wait to unwrap! she didn't even leave the house...she just put it on and posed infront of the tree

Anonymous said...

i'm pretty sure she got that coat last year though? did she need to get a bigger size because the old one doesn't fit? but i swear she got that exact same little red riding hood coat last year.

Anonymous said...

I'm just sitting over here LOLing at her baby updates on IG. bitch has no idea what a pancreas or digestive enzymes are. Nor would she have any desire to learn what they are. I would like to see her pronounce pancreas though.

Anonymous said...

HAPPY MONDAY
HAPPY TUESDAY
HAPPY WEDNESDAY
HAPPY THURSDAY
HAPPY FRIDAY
HAPPY SATURDAY
HAPPY SUNDAY

LOVE,
KAILYN MARIE WILCHER hughes

Anonymous said...

she has nothing else to say so she just announces the day of the week. she probably saw people saying "happy friday!" because they work and were about to have the weekend off, then toddler kai who never leaves the house started repeating it for every day of the week. like really, happy tuesday! makes no sense.

Anonymous said...

"I'm just sitting over here LOLing at her baby updates on IG. bitch has no idea what a pancreas or digestive enzymes are. Nor would she have any desire to learn what they are. I would like to see her pronounce pancreas though."

whenever i think of kai and her knowledge of anything body related, all i think of is "poop bacteria." like the only way she can understand things above a 3rd grade level is to dumb them down considerably...like poop bacteria. no way she understands any of those "your babby's weekly changes" updates.

Anonymous said...

dafuq? i thought she got a red peacoat last winter? oh right, pregnancy or not, she obviously got too fat for any clothes she bought last year anyway.

Anonymous said...

she did and it was the exact same one. she's either a retard and is trying to pass of a coat she hardly wore as brand new, or maybe mama took it out of the hoard room and gave it to kai and said it was new and the FAS tard didn't realize it, OR she had to buy one in a bigger size.

Anonymous said...

i'm still cackling over her mysterious $400 kohl's haul where every single item she showed vanished. where is her 80s XXL jean jacket? hmm? so obvious she snuck online with mama's kohl's card and maxed it out, then mama returned everything. right after that kai talked about saving money and having a bill to pay too.

Anonymous said...

did kai think mama would never get the bill and find out? lulz galore at retard kai thinking she can sneak and do things underhandedly. she gets caught and embarrassed every single time but never learns

Anonymous said...

kai looks like she has a big meaty scalp. like if you poked it your finger would sink down into it

Anonymous said...

god forgive me but aslan looks like an asian aaron zabriskie

Anonymous said...

I am your sex god aaron zabriskie. kiss me. doiwn below. be there.

Anonymous said...

great, now ellen bohn is rubbing her aidsy clit to aaron. you can't mention anything ellen related or she pops right up and starts her babbling. she'll be here all night now.

Anonymous said...

smellen thinks she's going to cosmetology school. uh isn't that fat piece of trash pregnant? and she thinks she's going to go to school full time for a little under a year? uh yeah, sure smellen, just like your grand canyon university degree, right? oh wait..

Anonymous said...

yeah OK it seems yoko onto put a filter into the grass sky of oblivion and that's why the trumpet player cooked beans

Anonymous said...

smellen spending yet another saturday night on the blog. she always gets lonely and bored and starts trolling.

Anonymous said...

of course BFR is in the gregorygorgeous thread sounding like a gay man again who knows way too much about drag queens and transexuals and saying things like "in my experience" when saying GG is more like a drag queen than a tranny.

Anonymous said...

its so weird to me that kai watches movies like "What to Expect When Youre Expecting" and thinks that shes seriously like those women in the movie. I mean.. they all live with their husbands, have careers, money, etc.

Anonymous said...

Her red coat is a new fatter one, the buddins are different I think. They posted the old coat on GG and holy shit she gained 209 lbs since last year.

Anonymous said...

yeah, her face is so huge it looks like its about to burst, its scary. i cant figure out how she maintains self esteem, it must be a retard/FAS thing.

Anonymous said...

it is most definitely a retard/fas thing. kai lives in a delusional world that exists in her head all thanks to mama wilsher sokoloski for creating it!

Anonymous said...

just mooren, still stalking kai and on the search for a scooby doo van... literally nothing new:

Maureen Lewis
December 19
I am not pregnant, nor do I necessarily plan to be any time soon, but I saw a copy of What To Expect When You're Expecting at the thrift store and I couldn't put it down. I decided to go ahead and purchase it so I could continue reading. I just thought it was a very interesting book.



Maureen Lewis shared a link.
December 18
http://smd.craigslist.org/cto/4243918386.html

Anonymous said...

LMAOO oh molten you are so cray cray.

Anonymous said...

why is she looking at vehicles when she can't even drive? i really hope they don't give her license back in january. she does not need to be on the road.

Anonymous said...

That van is the same color as Keef Beard's only shirt

Anonymous said...

if mooren had it together like kai does with a 24/7 live in caregiver THEN mooren would be ready for a baby

Anonymous said...

why does retard kai keep posing in front of lisa's old, dusty christmas tree? she probably sees other gurus like tiffleno with their extravagant christmas decorated homes in the background and thinks showing her moms gold deer from the 70's is the same as that

Anonymous said...

Momo you seriously are cray. Stop reading pregnancy books while rubbing your stomach. Stop trying to by broke down pedo vans when you have no license.

Anonymous said...

Why did Jen stop showing her advent gifts from don? Cuz they were poor gifts and people were making fun?

Anonymous said...

wait...kai actually calls her ~pregnancy "vlogs"~ bumpdates? lmfao jfc i thought that was da blawg ladies just making fun of her. wtf kind of rere naming is that?

sitting her obese self in front of an 80's turning christmas tree. she really does just set herself up for lulz

Anonymous said...

kai bump is up and no one cares

Anonymous said...

she filmed in front of the dusty xmas tree!

Anonymous said...

i know i didnt film when i should have but all that matters is that i'm doing it now

apologizing is for peasants

Anonymous said...

did anyjuan buy ctfxc shirts they sold for the brain cancer charity thing? ngl i bought one and i was thooper pleased with alli insisting on the money going to awesome charities and the fact that they even put in 16k of their own money (lulz like it was nothing too)

ugh now imagine if ctfxc can throw that kinda money around like it's nothing, kalul is probably drowning in smosh money.

Anonymous said...

kailyn has been using a broken 1970s scale so all this time she thought she hasn't gained weight

Anonymous said...

thur ith a bebe growin' inthide muh bellie

Anonymous said...

did anyjuan notice kai bouncing her meaty arms when she said "eleven week pregnancy update"? lulz


also, her teeth are getting worse

Anonymous said...

gobs and gobs of lipstick and kai wears hot pink lips with her red target uniform

Anonymous said...

i know i didnt film when i should have but all that matters is that i'm doing it now

lulz is that how kai talks to lisa? and lisa is like that's true sweet, kai! this little clan family is lucky to have a fat cow like you! #blessed

Anonymous said...

more proof lisa never goes to to michael wilcher's family gatherings. fucking weird. lisa isn't invited anymore so she doesnt want her daughter going so they both sit at home alone and bash "the bigger women on michael's side of the family"

Anonymous said...

kai not lisa*

Anonymous said...

lulz i wouldn't doubt that kai's scale is old as shit and it's probably never been calibrated.

and ofc she forgets about her dad, i remember a video that she made and she was listing family members.. she was thinking so hard and finally mentions her dad last lulz it was so obvious

Anonymous said...

does kai even understand genetics? i dont think she understands that her dad is as much her family as her mom

Anonymous said...

fuck or flee???

http://i.4cdn.org/soc/src/1387659684761.gif

Anonymous said...

did anyjuan notice kai bouncing her meaty arms when she said "eleven week pregnancy update"? lulz



thuper late, but yea. she did the same thing in last week's ~kaibump~. her mustache is out in full force lately too. bitch is sf unfortunate.

Anonymous said...

screaming http://i.imgur.com/5zW0PXs.gif

Anonymous said...

http://i.imgur.com/0euSpWh.jpg


i have found the future sokoloski-wilcher-hughes spawn

Anonymous said...

materhhitheh layginz

Anonymous said...

kai thinks she will be in "safe zone" after the first trimester has she ever heard of a stillborn or women dying in labor?

Anonymous said...

she hasnt gained any weight yet her pants dont fit her and she needs maternity laygins at 11 weeks? k.

Anonymous said...

i woke up with the work "apothecary" stuck in my head, i have no idea why or how it even came about? tho weird

Anonymous said...

The fact she thinks she has a baby bump at 10 weeks is sf funny. No honey boo boo that's just fat.

Anonymous said...

madd needs to help kai get a job at wal mart. good for kai and money for the babby. jfc tell your boss your wife is pregnant and unemployed. even the most evil boss could find some hours for her. plus hearing her klog about how exhausted and stressed she is from a four hour shift stocking shelves will be lulzy.

Anonymous said...

girl, do you know who we are talking about lmfao

Anonymous said...

Kai is too much of a socialite to work at walmart.

Anonymous said...

i bet kai has been bumping 'work bitch' and singing along while laying in bed swaying her feet to the music

Anonymous said...

kai is a government heiress

Anonymous said...

apparently the foreshadow of kai's future, taylertragedy, had her billionth kid

Anonymous said...

haiiiiiiiiiii guythhhs hope you all are doing whallllle

Anonymous said...

today i learned that grandma beach house's cookies are extremely yummy

Anonymous said...

i haven't watched a taylertragedy video in so long..just watched her most recent ditl. ffs it looks like she lives in a ghetto abandon hospital suite...

Anonymous said...

tayler is back living in section 8 housing. her life sucks sf much, as it should.

Anonymous said...

haha wait i forgot to add: did you see that meal she cooked in the video?! cans of green beans and potatoes and just when i thought it couldn't get any worse she has CANNED CHICKEN which she cuts up on her dirty fucking counter, no cutting board. she is a lazy slob too, a thkinny version of kai.

Anonymous said...

anthony got a nose job. why didnt they both get matching nose jobs. they both have some fucked up noses

http://youtu.be/XORM_ocHxYk?t=2m29s

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