Monday, 11 November 2013

Kai's FASsy Fetus!

As more evidence has surfaced of Kailyn's pregnancy, she is making it painfully obvious that she genuinely is or just doing it for attention. It is unknown as to whether she will be able to carry it full term in her deformed tilted womb, but many of the Pretty Ladies are hoping she won't as Kailyn would make a horrific mother.

If her previous pregnancies are anything to go by (excluding Davit's) she won't be able to carry it past six weeks. A forum name under "makeupmommy2B" has been uncovered on cafemom.com, so its either our Kween or a troll, we are hoping its the former! It would make sense if it was Kai, because posts started being deleted once the Pretty Ladies discovered it and posted it on the blog. From this site we have learnt quite a few interesting details, some of which are nauseating though as Kailyn has apparently been trying to conceive daily with Madd's hick chode.

 http://imgur.com/a/vqvug Screenshots can be found here

On Kai's social media pages her stans have been quick to defend their obese princess as usual, even over genuine non bitchy questions that are relevant to her apparent pregnancy. The funny thing is though, anyone who defends Kailyn is guaranteed to be equally hideous and fat! If the pregnancy is carried full term, at least we can be sure that Faslyn will continue to gain weight #400poundsbyxmas



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Anonymous said...

stupid to make post about her account. now she will stop posting there.

Anonymous said...

SECOND COMMENT!!!

fist is the worse, SECOND(ME!!!!!) IS THE BEST!!!!

Anonymous said...

I guess wow neat

Anonymous said...

i found my gurls yet again! hi ladies


xoxo


lady who was lost for a while

p.s. anyone else think that kai is not really preggo. instead her period stopped because shes huge as fuck?

Anonymous said...

Hello PLs! I've missed you all so much!

Anonymous said...

so is this blog legit or wat

Anonymous said...

tyvm mod for the new post. now i don't have to look at kaikai's ranthid puthy everytime i visit the blawg.

Anonymous said...

sweet jesus I'm glad i found the next blog (even though it looks like not very many other PLs have found it yet :( ) I was so sad when kai was being all sketchy on her IG pics and i had no blog to run to lol

Anonymous said...

I think everyone is still talking on the last post.

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Anonymous said...

MY GIRLS!!! <3<3<3

Anonymous said...

guess not

Anonymous said...

yeah this is a backup post for when the mod goes on vacation..

Anonymous said...

shes not on vacation dummy. shes in jail for a dui

Anonymous said...

she wasn't driving under the influence dummy! she just has a natural drunk look like michelle obama!

Anonymous said...

Here you go Fassy ladies: http://sunfloweracademy.blogspot.com/2013/11/breaking-news.html?m=0

Anonymous said...

http://www.blogkeen.com/view_blog.aspx?id=95244156

Anonymous said...

But I don't wanna go back to the puthy post *cries*

Anonymous said...

Only 3 days until Kai's fetus gets pronounced DEAD in the womb!! *throws fetus shaped confetti*

Anonymous said...

http://www.xmasclock.com/

Anonymous said...

message me

Anonymous said...

oh knock it off

Anonymous said...

i guess wow neat

Anonymous said...

how could kai be happy that she's going to shit out a hideous ogre that looks just like her. has she seen her own baby photos

Anonymous said...

i would have smothered baby kai the day she was born and blamed SIDS if i were her mother

Anonymous said...

aww is that what you mom told you she almost did to you? its too bad..

Anonymous said...

that was almost an insult. too bad. try harder.

Anonymous said...

lmao at how terrible the ggers are at photoshop. and they are jerking each other off saying what a good job it is

Anonymous said...

yes. that's where the 'pretty ladies' came from. a joke and to make fun of the Lesbos on here.

LAMO!! still pressed that you could never pass as a pl, lesbian fail troll?

Anonymous said...

I'm the only true pl on here, sweetie.

Anonymous said...

LAMO

derped out did you

Anonymous said...

Makeupbymel made a food blog about how to MICROWAVING POTATOES. Are you even trying snooki?
http://www.foodandnewyorkcity.com/2013/11/10-minute-baked-potatoes.html?m=1

Anonymous said...

who cares you granny

Anonymous said...

I love how people rage at poor people welfare but totally disregard corporate welfare and tax discredit to the ones that need it the least. we had this discussion in class today and of course some fat ugly hick from down south was so ignorant and retarded and just kept bashing the poor.

that person is how I mention the retard on here look and sound like. trash.

Anonymous said...

tax credit*

Anonymous said...

does anyone remember a british youtuber that looked like adele and had a youtube account with the word "milk" in it? did she delete her account?

Anonymous said...

kai should film when she's not puking! this SUCKS!!! she said youtube is her job!!! shes NOT doing her JOB!!! UGH I DONT THINK I WILL BE ABLE TO ENJOY THANKSGIVING BECAUSE KAI ISNT MAKING VIDEOS. no. just forget it. goodbye cruel world

Anonymous said...

preach it 5:04 #1

Anonymous said...

is this her?

http://www.youtube.com/user/milkteef/videos

Anonymous said...

is that...wain?

Anonymous said...

kai just posted a picture of her aborted 9 week old fetus on ig

Anonymous said...

You're crazy bob.

Anonymous said...

oh knock it off!

Anonymous said...

i kind of want to troll gg but then again its not even worth the damn trouble

Anonymous said...

Q: what's worse then having kai for a mother?


A: having mooren as your mother.

Anonymous said...

kai just posted a picture of her aborted 9 week old fetus on ig

lmao i saw that!!! she quickly deleted it though. she posted it with the caption "what is this?"

Anonymous said...

Thoughts on tattoos? Trashy? Do the pls who have them regret getting them?

Anonymous said...

i think smellen has one of the best chest pieces ive ever seen

Anonymous said...

kai has a tattoo on her big dimply white hairy ass cheek! it says "FAS BABY" inside a heart with wings

Anonymous said...

lol, it's easy to tell all the losers who got disney character tramp stamps while on spring break.

(6:01-6:04)

Anonymous said...

does anyone remember a british youtuber that looked like adele and had a youtube account with the word "milk" in it? did she delete her account?



moreemilk? i lahved her. idk why she wasn't great at make up or anything but she had a sweet personality.

Anonymous said...

moreemilk? i lahved her. idk why she wasn't great at make up or anything but she had a sweet personality.

unlike the rotten cunts here

Anonymous said...

i think she just got tired of youtube. she got really busy with university and didn't have time to film or anything.

Anonymous said...

i think she just got tired of youtube. she got really busy with university and didn't have time to film or anything.

yeah i think so too. that's what happened to this girl named foreverkailyn too. she is studying to become an oncologist and yt became too much

Anonymous said...

yeah that's gonna happen, sweetheart.

DR SUNFLOWER!!! Bring the meds, she's losing it again.

Anonymous said...

I'm crying you pigs think you're tough shit and better than kai lmao that baby of hers will be 10000x better cared for than you ever were.

Anonymous said...

I'm crying you pigs think you're tough shit and better than kai lmao that baby of hers will be 10000x better cared for than you ever were.

you're always crying, sweet baby. why don't you dry your tears and GET A JOB!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I don't need a job honey. however I will employ you, pig and provide you a trough for free.

Anonymous said...

i guess wow neat

Anonymous said...

awwwww! yes you ARE the niggeriest, sweet girl! ((HUGS))

Anonymous said...

hi unicorncunt

Anonymous said...

its some banjo playing inbreaded hick.

Anonymous said...

stfu kai's mommy made her precious, pregnant heifer another plate of boiled chicken breast, and a microwaved potato - all cut up of course!

http://instagram.com/p/hM0CroJm3l/

Anonymous said...

there's life on her ig. madd must have finally sped home to be with his REAL wife and family

Anonymous said...

what kind of person stands there cutting up their 23 year old daughter's potato and chicken into bite sized pieces for the 167,954th time in a row, realizes this grown ass daughter is pregnant and then doesn't even kill herself?

Anonymous said...

i hate how protective the fat ass housewife stans are over kai now that she is "with ogre"

Anonymous said...

hi bbs what's going on tonight?

Anonymous said...

this is where i draw the line. kailyn spread her tree trunks, got jizzed in and miraculously (of course!) she got pregnant. you DO NOT make fun a someone who has accomplished that in life. you dont. so back off hater

Anonymous said...

kailyn only eats food that has been boiled on high for at least 2 hours to ensure 100% of all the nutrients have been destroyed

Anonymous said...

lisa gets slapped with kai's quadruple-jointed hand if she tries to add any herbs or additional flavors

Anonymous said...

kai is such a loving and generous queen. she knew her stans were on the verge of suicide and insanity from not having a new image or video in weeks. so she allowed them a glimpse inside her lavish lifestyle

Anonymous said...

kai already looked 13 months pregnant 6 months ago. i NEED to see her gut from the side NOW

Anonymous said...

kai is LOVING all the attention she is getting, she's even stopped deleting 'hater' comments on IG.

Anonymous said...

i know. she can tell she has defenders so she just let the haters get attacked

Anonymous said...

just when i think kai and lisa can't get any dumber, they go and do something like this AND TOTALY REDEEM THEMSELVES

Anonymous said...

i bet kai was so relieved to finally answer yes to the question "are you pregnant?"

Anonymous said...

redeem themselves how exactly?

Anonymous said...

wow, so much anger. i lahv it! <3

Anonymous said...

how many fail fetuses has this hideous ogre aborted already. fuck sake take the hint, kai. in what universe would she make a good mom

Anonymous said...

kai is so pitiful. she's like a female rocky dennis, only uglier, and more awkward. she wants so badly to be like any normal 23 year old married girl, expecting her first child. instead, kai is just an overgrown toddler gorilla laughing her way through life and having her ass wiped by her 60 year old mom

Anonymous said...

nichole337 spazzing out to britney - work

http://youtu.be/3dhHfWa9t08

Anonymous said...

shes ALWAYS here talking to herself acting like multiple pls. must be nice to have the time to do that lulz

Anonymous said...

and here's raging obsessed loser smellen lover

Anonymous said...

and here's raging obsessed loser smellen lover


and here's smellen, of course she's on! when is she NOT?

Anonymous said...

smellen snapped and is full-blown schizo with multiple personality disorder.

Anonymous said...

this psycho literally sits here all day talking to herself. how is that even fun? no one else is even here. then the once a day a PL actually comments she spazzs out and starts babbling 10 comments per minute and goes with it for 2 hours, replying to the same comment like an OCD obsessive loser.

Anonymous said...

and here's raging obsessed loser smellen lover

no, it's actually jordyloves and flaffy22 here pissed off and raging that they were mentioned on the 'hater blog'

Anonymous said...

dat right jordyloves and flaffy? hmmmmmmmm

Anonymous said...

Hold my heart Kailyn, it's beating for you anyways! <3

Anonymous said...

♥Hello everyjuan! This is the official Bowie Weekly News! ♥

Miss Kailyn Hughes has asked of everyone to respect her privacy when it comes to her pregnancy. She is under a secret KIK/CafeMom name and only sharing information with people who didn't leak KIK information online. To those worrying about any possible miscarriages, do not worry, she is still very much pregnant and very happy and looking forward to the Holidays! There's other information too, but it is strictly confidential until she chooses to reveal it. One thing is for sure, Kailyn is determined to have her baby and taking the mature steps to taking care of her child!

Thank you all for your concern! ♥

Anonymous said...

Brittany Null name her baby Kailand. Looks like our Kween is a big inspiration to all!

http://instagram.com/p/hMSb-MGsL_/#

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/hKWdoCmsGW/#

Anonymous said...

seriously, stop. you're not funny or cute.

Anonymous said...

Which subreddit does this go on?

http://tinypic.com/r/j6nz2s/5

Anonymous said...

Hallow?

Anonymous said...

i am sitting in class and it is SO boring! sometimes i wonder if professors know how shitty they are at teaching.

Anonymous said...

Maureen Lewis
10 hours ago
I got some red potatoes and some Idaho potatoes, so I was going to cook some of both together and see how they come out:)


last night mooren was making potatoes with potatoes so she could see how they turn out... probably turned out like potatoes...

Anonymous said...

How is it possible that benji can grow a full on jumanji bush but couldn't grow a decent beard to save his life?!!

Anonymous said...

where is everyone hoarding cute sale items? american eagle has everything 40% off and free shipping

Anonymous said...

aww mooren is making thanksgiving for her little family!

Anonymous said...

Beautiful cute Please make. YouTube video with baby pics and the arrival yay lord ...... You have a blessed fam. I did not mean to put yay lord.

Anonymous said...

and looking forward to the Holidays!

when is she not? greedy swine will probably try to have another 3,000 dollar make up christmas while expecting and living with her mommy

Anonymous said...

so kai's fetus hasn't self aborted yet? good! i want her to go through the full pregnancy, go into labor, and deliver a stillborn. she'll bitch and complain all pregnancy and gain 200 pounds, go through labor, then end up with nothing. bb will really need a sadness vlog then! >:)

Anonymous said...

i want her to have a fully functioning fas baby, just like she was! the cold hard hand of reality would slap her right across her cheeks! she would actually have to raise it and provide for it LOL!!

Anonymous said...

all i want for christmas is for sweet kailyn to get nothing but baby gifts from her family...

Anonymous said...

she won't have to take care of it tho. mama will fuck it up just like she did with kai.

Anonymous said...

lisa is getting old. some one will have tot ake over eventually

Anonymous said...

ugh

foreverkailynyt @kristenleighsimpson Yuppp! I've already seen my baby and it's heart beat flickering :)

Anonymous said...

madd must have given her permission to confirm. i swear they think their kim and kanye

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/hOuv5ApmwX/

http://instagram.com/p/hOv6ueJmyL/

slow down bb

Anonymous said...

@marianar07 aww thank you sooo much! I'm still in the first trimester so I'm waiting till after 12 weeks to tell everybody




ummmm....isn't showing your prenatal vitamins and a folder of pregnancy apps pretty much "telling everybody"?

Anonymous said...

chewing a soft gel capsule just sounds disgusting. mama is going to have to remind bbgurl to take her vitamins every morning.

Anonymous said...

my favorite book!
my favorite vitamins!
my favorite apps!

*all baby related*

Anonymous said...

I see the fat retards on the blog have decided to start their yapping instead of just mouth-breathing on the blog.

Anonymous said...

sweet potatoes with marshmallows is sf disgusting, worse than pumpkin pie.

Anonymous said...

OK fatass go stuff your face with double chocolate brownie pie.

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/hOv6ueJmyL/


you know kai thinks she looks exactly like the woman on the cover.

Anonymous said...

kai thinks she doesn't have to do anything because she's preg. lmao holy shit i can't wait to see how fat she gets near the end. ten bux she opts for a c-section?

Anonymous said...

@rosengrensara we will stay at my moms and look for a place after! But the baby will have its own nursery because there is a spare bedroom and I can't wait to decorate it!



lulz she's going to have to clean out the hoard room to make it a nursery.

Anonymous said...

this baby and its already shitty horrible future is in my prayers

Anonymous said...

why does she need a baby name app? we already know it's going to be named sephora marie wilcher hughes kardashian.

Anonymous said...

yes ma'am

Anonymous said...

legit can't wait to hear the name tho lbr. ~nevaeh fafi christ wilcher~

Anonymous said...

thank you ma'am. you're so good to me :) hehe

Anonymous said...

that's only if you're a good fat girl. I have a whip here with your name on it

Anonymous said...

post your black friday/cyber monday finds!! i have to work this weekend and i hate shopping in crowds, but i'm not some tumblr anti-capiltalism marxist.

Anonymous said...

black Friday is not worth it. stores have sales all year round and maybe you save only a couple of dollars at most. cyber Monday is better. personally, I can't think of one thing I need

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nsCrV3FO64&feature=c4-overview&list=UU5iC_psFCjSG43SO2lriuLA

Anonymous said...

all of the black friday shit really sucks this year. i never got my $15 off coupon from sephora so i'm pounding my fists. i'm probably only getting the $10 stila palettes.

Anonymous said...

i'm looking to get an ipad air, beat headphones and hunter boots. merry xmas to meeeeeee

=]

Anonymous said...

black friday has sucked the past few years. there really isn't anything on sale that i ever need or want to give to anyone as a gift.

Anonymous said...

ewww android is far superior in every way

Anonymous said...

pls don't get beats headphones. they are really shit and you can get better ones for less money!

Anonymous said...

which ones do you like 3:37?

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/hOr9qMpm8m/

jfc she can't even take VITAMINS like a normal person!

Anonymous said...

carmennoire
It's because you're pregnant, right?
foreverkailynyt
@carmennoire I eat this normally it's not just because of that

comments on this picture
http://instagram.com/p/hKRuQFJm-l/

shes straight up retarded

Anonymous said...

depends if you prefer a very sharp and clear sound or want a lot of bass. just google it and then try them in store. i personally always go with sennheiser but those can get fucking expensive!

Anonymous said...

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1rkmze/when_was_the_first_time_you_felt_like_an_adult/

i am fucking sobbing over some of those stories

Anonymous said...

sony headphones have always been great for me. i just use regular sony earbuds out in public too

Anonymous said...

I use skullycandy ones they are super expensive but so good. they sell them at Walmart

Anonymous said...

oh I use skullcandys too! thuper expensive but tho good!

Anonymous said...

it's not their fault that you can't afford good headphones and participate in their conversation

Anonymous said...

Kai just told me on Instagram she's going to do pregnancy vlogs!!!

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/edjKRIK66g/

Anonymous said...

are you ever embarrassed for/about your friends? yesterday i went to the cinema to watch catching fire with two of my friends. one of my friends started crying 20 minutes into the movie and didn't stop until the end. everyone was looking at us and it was thuper embarrassing! i love her but she was being a fucking rere!

Anonymous said...

foreverkailynyt @heli73 I'm good I'm pregnant :)

she always does this.

good engaged =]

good married =D

good pregnantc :)

Anonymous said...

madd had to get away and spend thanksgiving with his real family. he wanted kai off his nuts so he gave her the internet back

Anonymous said...

the pls were right yet again!!! she's putting her hideous fas baby in the hoard room lmao

Anonymous said...

and she still thinks they are going to have a partment of their own one day when she doesnt work

Anonymous said...

happy Wednesday without the exclamation points!!!

Anonymous said...

america**

Anonymous said...

oh here's the hick that goes on and on about welfare. probably is the welfare queen herself

Anonymous said...

dumb roadkill lmao

Anonymous said...

the us isn't the only place that people have children they can't afford to raise. it's sort of a world problem. birth control for errrrbody!!!

Anonymous said...

oh here's the hick that goes on and on about welfare. probably is the welfare queen herself

are you finished crying because you can't afford headphones?

Anonymous said...

fail troll always gets so mad when welfare trash gets brought up. probably because she comes from a long line of smellens

Anonymous said...

China gets it right. their healthcare system works, they have population control

Anonymous said...

ikr. they always rage at welfare when they themselves are on it

Anonymous said...

anyway, back to KAI, the TRUE WELFARE QUEEN!

Anonymous said...

fail troll also turned lime green with envy when she read that a pl is going to get an ipad air for xmas!! and i say this literally, poor, poor, pitiful welfare fail troll LMAO!!

Anonymous said...

fail troll is crying so hard she can't even type coherently. sahhry welfail troll lololol

Anonymous said...

her new name is welfail troll rofl

Anonymous said...

no

Anonymous said...

i just farted so loud that my cat got startled and fell off the table loooooool

Anonymous said...

i just farted so loud that my cat got startled and fell off the table loooooool

welfail troll can't even afford gas-x

Anonymous said...

She has already busted out her favorite word "projecting", i remember when Casey taught her that word. She only uses it when she's crying and pulling her hair out.

Anonymous said...

welfail troll is going to have a poorer christmas than mooren lewis

Anonymous said...

all this over welfail troll raging anytime someone bashes her precious free government hand outs

Anonymous said...

its probably smellen raging over nothing

Anonymous said...

DONT YOU DARE TALK BAD ABOUT GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE!

Anonymous said...

all this over welfail troll raging anytime someone bashes her precious free government hand outs

actually it only brings out the hicks on this blog.

Anonymous said...

poor welfare fail troll had to go shit. she probably eats 2 cases of beanie weanies and ramen noodles an hour. and the government gives them to her FREE

Anonymous said...

I love how all the bucktooth hicks on this blog totally ignore corporate welfare.

Anonymous said...

you cant even talk about any black friday deals or cyber monday sales because she rages for hours because the goverment wont give her any money for that

Anonymous said...

cousint*

Anonymous said...

wow that moonshine is really hitting this retard. sims? white lady? wtf?

Anonymous said...

here we go with failtroll screaming and arguing with itself again

Anonymous said...

exactly,hick. it makes it obvious you posted all these comments, sweetie

Anonymous said...

you did not deny it either, hick

Anonymous said...

lol "second hand Ipad air"

they just came out, genious

Anonymous said...

they just came out, genious

lol she's too poor to know that

Anonymous said...

there must have been gunshots in her section 8 housing complex. unfortunately, she'll be back

Anonymous said...

Your Baby in Week 8 of Pregnancy

Your baby is growing at an amazing rate — about a millimeter every day — and now is the size of a large raspberry. Your little berry is looking a lot less reptilian (even though she has webbed fingers and toes, her tail is just about gone) and a lot more baby-like these days, as her lips, nose, eyelids, legs, and back continue to take shape.


I have no reptilian babby ass

Anonymous said...

caffeinatedalways Gorgeous! You should show us the bump!

foreverkailynyt @caffeinatedalways I don't have a bump this early lol


oh you got a bump alright, fatass.

Anonymous said...

my fiance wants to buy me a Tesla omg what do I say?

Anonymous said...

^ ...right

Anonymous said...

You're crazy bob.

Anonymous said...

so jealous of you pl. I wish my Beyonce would buy me a tesla

Anonymous said...

thanks pls! I love my beyonce

Anonymous said...

guuuuuuurl, i wish i had your life!

Anonymous said...

i guess wow neat

Anonymous said...

aim sn kayskiltsmash

message me

Anonymous said...

oh knock it off

Anonymous said...

i'm in church right now speaking in tongues and getting funny looks lol

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to go to Hawaii..we might even move there! I love my life.

Anonymous said...

i heard rehoboth beach is nicer.

Anonymous said...

i heard your rectum was nicer. can i go up it?

Anonymous said...

message me

Anonymous said...

fail troll, are you ever going to get a life and stop sitting on this blog all day? really think and reflect on that, don't just start babbling like a retard.

Anonymous said...

what do you mean?

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