Monday, 13 January 2014

Kai's Official Crotch Turd!



Kailyn is now officially 14 weeks pregnant! She has been parading in maternity wear on her Instagram and is claiming her obese belly is the baby. She has been stuffing her potato head with unhealthy drinks and snacks too because babby will apparently filter out all of the shit. Kailyn Mama has already bought girls clothes for the FAS crotch turd before even knowing the sex of the baby and Kai is thuper essited to find out what she is having! Aside from her being pregnant she has been keeping to the usual schedule of being lazy, eating copious amounts of junk, hoarding makeup and hardly seeing Madd. Kai saw her once a month husband over the Christmas period so he could give her shitty gifts of a Hello Kitty blanket and cup. She also posed for photos with Granny, Mama and Papa Wilcher like a true socialite!




Kai's massive keg belly in all its hideous glory.



Here she is holding her stomach as if all that fat is her baby bump.



Triplets!



Mama and Papa Wilcher. It is sad when you look older than your parents, Kai's incredible weight gain has aged her by 40 years.

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Anonymous said...

I'm convinced GG is inundated with 14 year olds. I'm so tired of a subject being brought up and then they ALL have to post their experience and expertise. God damn.

I also find it hilarious how 90% of them admit to being obese hamplanets, yet are all up in Kai's fatness. You'd think the dumbasses would keep their mouths shut.

Where is mooren? institutionalized or back with the newly thinner Matt? Owmmmmm.. Owmmmmm...

Anonymous said...

Who is mooren?

Anonymous said...

i can't wait for us to be aunts soon! :)

Anonymous said...

kai looks more like she's 4 months pregnant with twins. her fat gut is fucking HUGE. she's seriously going to be like 400 pounds at the end of the prenancy, plus she's not going to breast feed which means she will never lose the weight... i lahve it!

Anonymous said...

#half ton by Xmas '14

Anonymous said...

this bnlog is DEAD! averyjuan is smashing their kilts.

Anonymous said...

yes ellen bohn, your blog is dead. you can delete it and get a job now.

Anonymous said...

lulu reappeared on gg

Anonymous said...

yes ellen bohn, your blog is dead. you can delete it and get a job now.

k fail mod. so do it. delete it.

Anonymous said...

kai finally listened to her stans and privated her ig. too bad she's too retarded to know who is a secret troll so any lulzy pictures will be leaked anyway

Anonymous said...

ForeverKailyn Beauty & More My name is Kailyn I'm 23 years old and I'm a beauty vlogger on YouTube! 💄Happily married and baby due in July! 👪Be sure to checkout my YouTube

ofc the sunflower academy never went over sentence fragments

Anonymous said...

and apparently the retard school never went over punctuation over with you.

Anonymous said...

and apparently the retard school never went over punctuation over with you.

You missed a comma and capitalization if you want to get technical, sweetie fail troll.

Anonymous said...

lmao epitome of a fail troll

never went over punctuation over with you

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Anonymous said...

I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And doggone it, people like me!

Anonymous said...

I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And doggone it, people like me!

awe fail troll has to repeat this to herself every time she fails. sorry, sweetie, no one likes you

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn spending yet another day wasting away on her dead blog talking to herself

Anonymous said...

I can't believe there are so many woman (I'm assuming your all woman) on here who don't have a handbag obsession.
I have to defend Jen here because I'm a HUGE handbag HO, I've been obsessed since I was 18 and now I"m in my mid 30's. My hubby always grabs me bags and if a new one comes out from my fav designers I grab it right away. My SA knows to call me whenever new ones come in. I have a closest that my hubby specially designed for them LOL (I love shoes as well) but handbags is my obsession. Some of mine are forever classics but when I stop using them or they go out of style I take them to a local charity that helps woman find jobs etc..Though I use all of mine. I change bags every week or so.
- TweakedKnee aka Ellen Bohn, roleplaying and living in her delusional fantasy world

Anonymous said...

ellen has the literacy of an retarded 8th grader, are really really surprised that she fucked up trying to call out someone else's grammar?

Anonymous said...

a retarded 8th grader*

Anonymous said...

smellen was up and on the blawg at 10:20am ready to seek her daily attention from anonymous PLs, then got butthurt when nobody was here to give her attention. such a psycho.

Anonymous said...

ellen's not in her mid 30's, sweetie. even though she does look it

Anonymous said...

ok ellen, that's why you lied. thanks for admitting you look like a meth head though.

Anonymous said...

no one can take you seriously, fail troll

ellen has the literacy of an retarded 8th grader,

ellen has the literacy of an retarded 8th grader,

ellen has the literacy of an retarded 8th grader,

ellen has the literacy of an retarded 8th grader,

ellen has the literacy of an retarded 8th grader,

ellen has the literacy of an retarded 8th grader,

ellen has the literacy of an retarded 8th grader,

ellen has the literacy of an retarded 8th grader,

ellen has the literacy of an retarded 8th grader,

ellen has the literacy of an retarded 8th grader,

Anonymous said...

ok ellen, that's why you lied. thanks for admitting you look like a meth head though.

oh, ok, honey. by that logic everyone on GG is ellen bohn, they just lie about it, right, sweetie?

Anonymous said...

look how bored ellen is today.

Anonymous said...

ellen has the literacy of an retarded 8th grader, are really really surprised that she fucked up trying to call out someone else's grammar?

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn spending yet another day wasting away on her dead blog talking to herself

wasting away again in faillaritaville
searching for my lost IQ points
some people say that there's an ellen to blame
but i know, its ellen's own damn fault

Anonymous said...

fail troll is sf retard lmao

Anonymous said...

retarded*

Anonymous said...

you can only rage and repeat the same 5 phrases for so long before your brain quits on you, hon

Anonymous said...

fail troll is kailyn marie wilcher-hughes.

Anonymous said...

tampon sucker has iron overdose.

Anonymous said...

who said their ass is not the size of the earth?

Anonymous said...

everyone that has ever been outed has been a fat hideous ogre with an underbite and speech impediment

Anonymous said...

i bet ellen wishes she was still anonymous

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/j0SNzunVi3/

ellen's too damn lazy to walk her dog that she claims to love so much. she knows the cues that it has to piss, but she just grabs her phone and snaps a picture. i hope her baby dies so it doesnt have to sit in a soiled diaper at the hands of its ignorant negligent "mother"

Anonymous said...

Ellen used to whine about Kai terms too "hm hm" and "huh huh" used to confuse her so she went apeshit and told the PLs who used them to stop. Then she went on a day long rampage about "momma" vs "mama". She's just really, really stupid, that's all. She should take a critical thinking class, she'd probably place at high school level.

Anonymous said...

Ellen used to whine about Kai terms too "hm hm" and "huh huh" used to confuse her so she went apeshit and told the PLs who used them to stop. Then she went on a day long rampage about "momma" vs "mama". She's just really, really stupid, that's all. She should take a critical thinking class, she'd probably place at high school level.

wtf is this retard raging about? and who the fuck even remember shit like that?

Anonymous said...

wait, let's back up here, ellen. the comment from YOU that started it all:

and apparently the retard school never went over punctuation over with you.

in response to a comment about KAI. you were just sf desperate for attention today, weren't you? too bad you ended up making yourself look like the uneducated mess that you are =]

Anonymous said...

no*

Anonymous said...

fail baby really thinks ellen is here and she's been having a conversation with her

Anonymous said...

wtf is kai doing? why does she find a couple articles of clothing that she thinks fits nicely and buys it in several colors? all the maternity clothes she bought are hideous.

Anonymous said...

ellen's pets always end up dead, abused or with animal control. you know the poor bitch didnt even get the dog its rabies and other vaccines, she cant even afford her own medical care

Anonymous said...

if smellen can't even take her dog out to piss and shit, what makes anyone think she's capable of being responsible for a human life? the state of missouri obviously doesn't think she is. she had a dog and rere roger before billy left her, the dog pissed and shit everywhere, she'd lock it outside, and she neglected rere roger. how ironic that history is literally repeating itself so soon..

Anonymous said...

why do poor trailer park dwellers such as kai and ellen think they can have children and pets? they survive on government hand outs - HELLO

Anonymous said...

Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true

Anonymous said...

ellen keep screaming about fail mod when she's the mod of the fail dead blog.

Anonymous said...

ellen hasnt mentioned working since being a fail stripper. she makes that poor 40 year old meth addict bf slave away the graveyard shift and she sits at home fail trolling and taking pictures of her meth face. i predict her current relationship will be end faster than hers and billys

ellen you lazy whore. you think getting knocked up and moving in with a 40 year old meth head is going to allow you to fail troll all day? i predict your current relationship will be over with faster than your marriage with billy. no one is going to put up with a fat lazy meth addict/fail troll for long

Anonymous said...

Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true

ok kai so the other half are true

Anonymous said...

smellen was a stripper when she was 18 then she was unemployed the entire time she was with billy, then billy left and she was a stripper again and now she has a 40 year old to mooch off of, so she's unemployed again. she has no life prospects whatsoever. she's just a mooch and a leech, just like her bff kai

Anonymous said...

The future ain't what it used to be.

Anonymous said...

lbr we're all just killing time laughing at ellen while waiting for kai to give birth

Anonymous said...

i am going to troll kailyn's little bundle of lulz so, so hard. she will probably fuck off for good

oh look at ellen, queen troll supreme, how the fuck are you going to troll an infant?

Anonymous said...

ellen sweetie, you used to bash your own son just to try and fit in with the blog and prove it wasn't you.

Anonymous said...

oh look at ellen, queen troll supreme, how the fuck are you going to troll an infant?

oh look at retard fail troll using her round about way of asking for tips on how to troll kai's baby

Anonymous said...

hey guys can someone teach me how to fail troll as good as you guys? i like look up to you guys and stuff. youre like my role models. i think you guys are so funny and cool! i hope to be like you guys one day

Anonymous said...

i still think mooren is fail troll or at least one of them

Anonymous said...

ellen sweetie, you used to bash your own son just to try and fit in with the blog and prove it wasn't you.

wow really? ellen is so punk rawk \m/

Anonymous said...

who uses punk rock as an insult? get your 10 year old ass to gg.

no, man. i was like totally telling ellen to rawk on!

Anonymous said...

rock on! lick my snatch!

Anonymous said...

who uses punk rock as an insult? get your 10 year old ass to gg.

get your 10 million year old ass to oscar meyer wiener and but

Anonymous said...

aren't you going to finish your sentence or..

Anonymous said...

so? are you some hick that wants to choke on madd's chub?

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheFrogTank


lmfao madd seems tho angry!!

Anonymous said...

Lulz they're just now finding out about the maryland public records website after the idiot who got fired from her job lurks here

Anonymous said...

How stupid is the YT public not to realize that the onslaught of Valentine gift guides are sponsored by luvocracy (wtf is that?). YTers shilling for dimes and all the affiliate links. Wut a crock of shit sponsored shit.

there's ellen and her conspiracy ranting again! even included her fav conspiracy word "shill"

Anonymous said...

Who is mypurplylife and why is she crying on yt?

Anonymous said...

idk. saw a philipiino (or w/e you call really dark brown ppl with big almond shaped bug eyes) and x'd the fuck out

Anonymous said...

idk why is she crying? idk who she is, but i tried watching the video and either something is going on with her family or she lost financial security she doesn't really make it all that clear. but ffs i wonder what it feels like to hit that wall of no longer having financial security and realizing you'd spend hundreds on goddamn planners

Anonymous said...

spend = spent

Anonymous said...

because she said tranny they're all butthurt?

Anonymous said...


Tr*nny is a slur and also who jokes about people getting murdered. It's not funny. It's the reality of people's lives. Trans* people get murdered everyday. So I don't see why this person thought it was ok to write that.



boo fucking who. i giggle exhaled when i read it. some people can be so uptight.

Anonymous said...

fob is a slur? oopsie.

Anonymous said...

Tho wait ur having problems at home u have no job u spent a buttload on planners so ur gomna cry on yt? Dumb shit viewers will send a ton of hello kitty stickers and post it notes. Wait a week and see for yoself.

Anonymous said...

Also LOL at Jen getting into the planner addict community and mentioning washi tape and whatnot. Jen would fit right into that crowd, they're all loons! I get liking planners and office supplies and craft stuff, but obsessively decorating your planner Some of those people spend like 2 seconds writing their tasks for the day, then hours decorating it. They're all bored, but they insist decorating it makes them want to use it and keeps them more organized. Oh ok.

Anonymous said...

Fat Rachel is sooo out of breath in her new contour video hahaha poor Chris

Anonymous said...

http://distilleryimage10.s3.amazonaws.com/348785dc8ad611e3b7ed12d69d74e3c2_8.jpg

smellen's kitchen, and smellen admitting what the blog was talking about earlier:

@fayemous473 fuck work just get pregnant *_* lmfao jk ;)
pr1ncessellen - about 3 hours ago

she is a complete kai in every sense.

Anonymous said...

people who have those obnoxious planners with extensive shit, essentially, all over/in them are always the same people who have a whole lot of nothing going on in life. they're the people who write down what time they woke up and what time they ate their meals, etc

Anonymous said...

http://distilleryimage10.s3.amazonaws.com/348785dc8ad611e3b7ed12d69d74e3c2_8.jpg


this is fucking disgusting. why are there so many disposable cups from corner stores on the counter? are they too poor for a trash can or are those their cups because they're too poor to buy actual cups

Anonymous said...

https://twitter.com/daddyslilbear


that took 5 seconds....

Anonymous said...

Queen of All Yall ‏@daddyslilbear 1h
Cried for like three hours today bc i can't start beauty school til August... need to give a sloppy bj asap to cheer up



looks like smellen will be trolling the blog a little longer.

Anonymous said...

ikr, "i'm not going to share it publicly", even though she clearly was linked to the girl who gave her twitter publicly. thooper thmart!

Anonymous said...

well she will be shitting out her kid.

oh jk, you're right she will be trolling the blog a longer since she doesn't take care of her kids. lbr though, she is never going to school, she'll never amount to anything.

Anonymous said...

how would she even be paying for school since she doesn't work and her ~daddy~ probably only works a shitty job for shitty pay?

Anonymous said...

probably loans. if she even actually took classes at a local cc and online at grand canyon university i imagine she has a fuck load of loan debt. it wouldn't surprise me if she actually never went to school passed the 10th grade or whichever grade she gave up in, probably middle school

Anonymous said...

i need my twat sucked

Anonymous said...

where is maureen? she's been mia for way longer than usual and tbh i'm kinda worried.

Anonymous said...

ikr why don't you update us on your ~private~ twitter yourself, mooren

Anonymous said...

not momo :( just wondering where she's been.

Anonymous said...

and miley can actually pull it off

Anonymous said...

FINALLY

my loser ex and his gf broke up two weeks before V Day! he has unfollowed all her shit and is flirting with his former skanky hookups on twitter the same week. it actually makes me feel a little sorry for her...

NOT.

they will both be alone, miserable, and broke on valentine's.

VICTORY IS MINE. =]

Anonymous said...

https://www.osha.gov/dep/fatcat/fy14_federal-state_summaries.pdf

11/23/2013 U.S. Postal Service, Hyattsville, MD 20784 Postal carrier shot and killed during mail delivery. Fatality

and kai bitches about the ups man coming ~too late~ jfc something is in the water in md

Anonymous said...

Did she have another nervous breakdown and lock herself in her room until Jesse agreed to take her somewhere again?! She's ridiculous. I get the feeling that even though she's making good money, she's in debt up to her eyeballs. Can't take the ghetto out of the guurrrlll.

Anonymous said...

can dullsay even speak french ugh

Anonymous said...

why is madd so angry? kai has another verbally abusive man. and he actually has a smaller brain than kai. he watches toddler videos of people drawing faces on coca cola cans or charlie the unicorn

Anonymous said...

they will both be alone, miserable, and broke on valentine's.

you sound really immature and shitty, like your ex. trash likes trash. all my beautiful friends and myself are amicable towards our exes and vice versa. why? because we're mature and beautiful people.

Anonymous said...

ok ellen

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/pr1ncessellen


smellen is nesting. bb is going to pop out soon only to be taken by cps the next day. and i love how on this pic:

http://instagram.com/p/j2mC-OHVuo/

she said she needs a refill of her pain meds. if her dr was any good he would tell her to deal with it because any pain meds, narcotic or non narcotic, are bad for the bb.

Anonymous said...

poor ellen bohn. such trash and she's too retarded to better herself in any way. poor thing thought she was going to cosmo school but of course she's not.

Anonymous said...

do any pretty ladies have the michele dick dancing video saved? she reuploaded it and her and her husband apologize in the beginning. it kinda seemed like michele did it on purpose though, copying benji's peen scandal. she would do it too for more views and attention.

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn must be in the hospital again. she isn't on raging and talking to herself all day.

Anonymous said...

you know she's so fucking excited that someone finally commented on the blog besides herself, but she has to sit on her hands for 20 minutes before she can respond, or she will appear too desperate. so worried what the blog thinks of her!

Anonymous said...

blog loser sleeps at her 98 dell desktop computer. the second her eyes open she refreshes all her tabs, which consist of the following:

- ellen's ig
- ellen's fb
- gg
- sunflower academy comments
- xtube
- ladyboners

Anonymous said...

and there's ellen. she just had to prove she's not hospitalized. one comment was enough, sweetie.

there she is, she couldnt f5 in silence any longer. it only took her 15 mins to respond to her beloved ellen. blog loser!

Anonymous said...

so apparently kaloser and anthony are fine

Anonymous said...

Michele's husband showed his dick?!!? Bwahahaha! Does he have a Jew fro?! Pics please pretty ladies. His has to be bigger than benji's at least, right??!

Anonymous said...

failel and anthony are fine....according to who? the fact they made a video together? they're trying to save face. anthony was super excited when failel mentioned going back to school which isn't bad but at the same time it makes me think he was the one that pushed her to go to school and become something, rather than be such a leech in his life.

they're trying desperately enough to save their relationship that they're willing to live 45 minutes apart to try and make their ~hearts grow fonder~. sharry but that's not normal.

Anonymous said...

http://youtu.be/QKzS5tiFVKo


told you PLs she would pull this shit! there is definitely something wrong with her babby and she doesn't want any backlash since we've seen how she's treated prenancy

Anonymous said...

wtf does showing the baby have to do with safety? everyone knows her address and that she's pregnant.

"i need to think responsibilities for my child"

wrong word, kai. wrong word.

Anonymous said...

safety for our baby!!

lmfaooo she definitely found out it's a deformed retard

Anonymous said...

omg it totally has something wrong with it. she pulled the michele card for like a week in the beginning and then she was like "jk i'll show da babby" and then she got the ultrasound that made it clear something was wrong and now she's back to "i'm not showing da babby!!"

deformed potato fas rere: the next generation!

Anonymous said...

everyone is already talking about the retarded babby and will continue to after its born wtf does showing it have anything to do with it? plus safety? everyone knows where her and madd live. she emphasizes only on videos and photos throughout the entire video because there's obviously going to be something physically wrong with it that she doesn't want the mean haters to see and prove they were right!

Anonymous said...

lulz 1 like, 13 dislikes. kai liked her own video for lulz

Anonymous said...

SCREAMING! safety for our baby she looks like a scary conehead vampire potato

Anonymous said...

I like how she referred to it as 'it' instead of 'he/she, him/her'...reading too much of da blawg that she started calling her own fetus an it

Anonymous said...

her video won't play for me, it keeps saying error

Anonymous said...

I like how she referred to it as 'it' instead of 'he/she, him/her'...reading too much of da blawg that she started calling her own fetus an it

ever since the dr told her and mama its a retard she has probably detached herself from "it"

Anonymous said...

why would she even be talking about this now? it's definitely because she found out the baby is deformed. if it was just a safety concern she would have talked about this when the baby was born, not 6 months before. the baby is deformed so she obviously decided right away she's not showing it.

Anonymous said...

shes STILL claiming she has gained 6 fucking pounds. sweet kai the camera doesnt lie we have watched you pack on literally 5 pounds a week since becoming prenint

Anonymous said...

lulz remember when kai first got pregnant and thought she had a normal baby? she was calling it her 'little bean' and "the bebe in my tummy!" now she calls it an "it".

Anonymous said...

Amy Hayes3 minutes ago

Oh well. There's lots of mommy/baby vids to follow. 
Reply · 3

Kailyn Vlogs2 minutes ago

I might share one or two photos when the baby is born :) but I haven't decided yet
Reply ·


dumbass is seeing potential viewer loss so now she's already reconsidering jfc this fatass is sf dumb.

Anonymous said...

I HOPE KAI'S BABY DIES SOON

Anonymous said...

"why would she even be talking about this now? it's definitely because she found out the baby is deformed. if it was just a safety concern she would have talked about this when the baby was born, not 6 months before. the baby is deformed so she obviously decided right away she's not showing it."

this! she either would have made the announcement the same time she announced her prenancy and stuck to that decision or as soon as the baby is born, but instead she's randomly announcing it after the abnormal ultrasound where they couldn't measure the baby properly. it's retarded and deformed.

Anonymous said...

against all odds: the madelyn wilcher story

Anonymous said...

This page is dedicated to Kailyn & Madd's little retarded && deformed mermaid!

Anonymous said...

now we know why she privated her ig. she's preparing for that awful ultrasound on the 14th

Anonymous said...

i cant believe lisa finally put her foot down and is actually making kai "protect" her babby. i figured it would still be up to kailyn what she wanted to do. lisa acts afraid of telling kai "no"

Anonymous said...

wtf is going on? she changed her ig name 5 times in a day and now it's private, and she's saying she's not going to share her deformed potato offspring. something is up with her

Anonymous said...

lisa or madd must have read this comment and called a family meeting

i am going to troll kailyn's little bundle of lulz so, so hard. she will probably fuck off for good

Anonymous said...

kai is such an idiot, if i ever saw her irl i'd probably just punch her face and watch her fat jiggle

Anonymous said...

Who do you think was sitting around the sunflower kitchen table telling Kai to be a responsible mom? Lisa, Granny, Auntie, Madd?

Anonymous said...


"Anyway, about the video she just made: first of all, bbgorilla is lurking HARD on here. I'm sure this whole privacy/safety thing with her baby came up because of people bringing up Madd's ticket/family/house/etc. "

there are sf many comments like this on gg, they're seriously as retarded as kai

Anonymous said...

lmfao gg is full of idiots. kai has known about the md public court records forever. ffs we were prank calling madd's house back when madd still picked kai up every weekend.

Anonymous said...

those were the good ole blawg days

Anonymous said...

we've always been blog losers

Anonymous said...

hey girls if i made shirts that said blog loser est. 2007 how much would you pay for one? i need a job

Anonymous said...

at this point we can only hope it's a stillborn and kai dumps madd and turns into a craiglist lesbian again

Anonymous said...

kai, sweetie, if you were having a normal cute baby why would anyone talk about it? you're obviously having a deformed FAS mutant.

Anonymous said...

kai still seems oblivious. do you think lisa has even broke the news to kai that her baby is 'special'. she hid kai's disability she will probably do the same with her grand child

Anonymous said...

Lisa: KAI, SWEETIE! COME DOWN STAIRS FOR A MINUTE, HON

Kai: *bitchface* OHHHKAHY

Lisa: Kai, I thought about it and you're gonna hafta make a video called "Safety For Our Baby!!" You remember what those mean ladies did, they put our house up for sale on craigslist and sent you sexual fluids in a bottle.

Kai: BUT MAHM WHY?! I TOLD THA HATERS I WOULD MAKE VLOGS AND POSTH PITCHURZ

Lisa: As legal guardian of that child, I'm putting my foot down young lady.

Anonymous said...

lmao kai is so disappointed. she thought she was finally going to be a successful youtuber as a mommy vlogger. lisa really burst her bubble with that one. now what is kai going to talk about. 50 dollars she convinces lisa to let her show off her baby and then gets trolled to high heaven and fucks off forever

Anonymous said...

6:28 you left out kai's fist pounding and sobbing that she has to compete with leesha

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/j2e7c6FhYK/

disgusting. it looks like moldy salsa

Anonymous said...

lmao lisa had to explain to retard kai that a baby is not an accessory

Anonymous said...

i will not be showing my viddy in my babyeos

Anonymous said...

ugh leesha is such trashy, she thinks it's cute that her fetus is "flipping the bird" she's going to be one of those typa parents. i'm not surprised

Anonymous said...

http://distilleryimage1.s3.amazonaws.com/653a6056846d11e3b7ad0ab2f26a2e49_8.jpg

18 weeks? uh why is she so big already she looks like she's 30 weeks

Anonymous said...

because she already had a gut, like kai.

Anonymous said...

look how xdykage's views have grown. she was down to 9,500 average views before announcing her pregnancy now shes at about 35,000 average

Anonymous said...

look how xdykage's views have grown. she was down to 9,500 average views before announcing her pregnancy now shes at about 35,000 average


you hear that, KAI???? babby means VIEWS. lmao now no views for you, kaka!

Anonymous said...

it's so sudden and out of left field going back on her decision to show the baby. something is definitely up. although kai's aunt was always very careful about not allowing couzint eli to be shown

Anonymous said...

privacy runs in her family. kai's aunt was always very private and so kai inherited it from her

Anonymous said...

i respect kailyn's decision to be a closeted lesbian

Anonymous said...

kai opened up another po box so fat people could send her gc's and shit to support her child. what a flop human being

Anonymous said...

kai opened up another po box so fat people could send her gc's and shit to support her child. what a flop human being


aww you must be disappointing that you can't send her gifts! if only she opened it for morbidity obese folk.

Anonymous said...

what is the potato is a girl...cousint eli is a boy so there would be no more second hand anything. then what? kai probably hasn't registered that thought yet

Anonymous said...

i imagine smellen's house smells like rotting food, dog piss and shit, and general filth. smellen probably showers twice a week, if not less.

Anonymous said...

i imagine smellen's house smells like rotting food, dog piss and shit, and general filth. smellen probably showers twice a week, if not less.

So is that how you spent your weekend, honey? Gawking at Ellen's IG and imagining the different smells emitting from her trailer?

NURSE, Bring the big needle!

Anonymous said...

u mad smellen? you sound mad!

Anonymous said...

u mad smellen? you sound mad!

it was just a question, sweetie. now bend over so we can administer your meds

Anonymous said...

of course the dumbass raging lunatic doesn't have an intelligent response to that. she only has 4 or 5 phrases that she has on rotation

Anonymous said...

"Wore out from a day of peeing inside"

"Staring at me guiltily while he waits for me to look away so he can pee"

http://distilleryimage10.s3.amazonaws.com/348785dc8ad611e3b7ed12d69d74e3c2_8.jpg

http://distilleryimage7.s3.amazonaws.com/cfa54c6a8afa11e3b8660e09ee4ff8a7_8.jpg

nobody has to ~imagine~ anything when you say and post shit like this online, smellen. not to mention you used to do dollar store hauls and you hoarded house sprays. you've obviously always been a smelly person. you got the name smellen for a reason..

Anonymous said...

ayuck!

Anonymous said...

smellen is all riled up posting a bunch of responses to the comments that get under her skin.

Anonymous said...

http://youtu.be/rX7wtNOkuHo

Anonymous said...

smellen is all riled up posting a bunch of responses to the comments that get under her skin.

is that what you tell yourself, honey?

Anonymous said...

http://distilleryimage6.s3.amazonaws.com/a83cb4267bfd11e3840012be65616916_8.jpg

HEY SMELLEN! here's some lulzy evidence you get so stressed and sky rocket your bp so much while you're on da blawg that you land yourself in the hospital with preterm labor.

Anonymous said...

HEY SMELLEN! here's some lulzy evidence you get so stressed and sky rocket your bp so much while you're on da blawg that you land yourself in the hospital with preterm labor.

make yourself useful, honey, and make ellen rage abort her fetus. oh, right, you can't

Anonymous said...

"healthy" sure ellen, even though you documented your drug and alcohol use right before you let anyone know you were pregnant. you so funny! i'm sure rere roger was somewhat healthy and normal before you tried parenting him which is why he's under billy's care now ;)

Anonymous said...

lmao remember when we had ellen's stalker so upset that she made up a fake calm caretaker personality

Anonymous said...

"healthy" sure ellen, even though you documented your drug and alcohol use right before you let anyone know you were pregnant. you so funny! i'm sure rere roger was somewhat healthy and normal before you tried parenting him which is why he's under billy's care now ;)

you're just going to make ellen have 5 more children to prove her parenting skills, after all she was ~born to be a mommy~

Anonymous said...

lulz ellen can give birth to a babby, but she can't be a parent because she's so obsessed with the blawg. roger had derpy eyes and a deformed head before hillbilly took him from ellen

Anonymous said...

ellen's stalker is stark raving mad!!! she's grinding her teeth on that tampon and pounding her fists.

Anonymous said...

roger is still pretty hideous because he looks like his hideous meth addict mommy. i cant believe she is willing to bring another monster into the world after seeing what the first one looked like. and this baby daddy is even uglier than the first one lmao

Anonymous said...

lmfao ellen really put "born to be a mommy" on her IG bio because she can't do anything besides spread her legs and collect welfare

Anonymous said...

ikr the court record speaks volumes, she's obviously not fit to have a kid under her supervision if the courts are granting the father sole custody and making her get drug tests. it's almost been an entire year since she lost custody of roger lulz she's sf delusional about her own shitty life

Anonymous said...

"she can't do anything besides spread her legs and collect welfare"

truth!

Anonymous said...

speaking of billy having full custody, smellen hasn't seen roger since christmas

Anonymous said...

say something im giving up on you

Anonymous said...

"smellen hasn't seen roger since christmas"

the pretty ladies always call it. she probably failed a drug test or something, she did prove that she had to get tested in order to see him. such trash.

Anonymous said...

im a good person. im smart. and doggone it, people like me!

Anonymous said...

i think it's hilarious that smellen came to the conclusion that she'll never get roger back. at least she's right. a court handing custody over to the dad is thooper rare too. but, lbr smellen has nothing going for her or any capability of bettering roger's life. at least billy works and provides for roger, smellen did nothing for roger.

Anonymous said...

I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD

Anonymous said...

"she can't do anything besides spread her legs and collect welfare"


you think just because you spread those massive thighs for cheeseburger you're better??

Anonymous said...

what are you cotton pickin' ijets dewin'? now git!

Anonymous said...

im a good person. im smart. and doggone it, people like me!

no

Anonymous said...

I like to take a 2 hour nap from 1 to 5.

Anonymous said...

- she has a looney stalker that sucks tampons and is fun to make fun of and enrage

Anonymous said...

- she has a looney stalker that sucks tampons and is fun to make fun of and enrage

oh yeah that's possibly the best trait she possesses!

Anonymous said...

http://youtu.be/tA-oNFI7yJc

wow madd just favorited this video

Anonymous said...

finally got around to watching the, "i hafta protect my babby's safety" video. she is going to get so much shit when she inevitably starts uploading hundreds of picture and videos of the little deformed madylyn liam creature. shouldn't have made a video, bbwhale.

Anonymous said...

how the hell did lisa get kai to agree with this no showing the baby online bullshit? showing off online is kai's reason for living. and besides, if it's for privacy, kai blew that a long time ago. that kid will already be humiliated when it learns to google

Anonymous said...

http://youtu.be/tA-oNFI7yJc

wow madd just favorited this video


^Are you serious? I checked his youtube and I don't see it on there.

Anonymous said...

gg is so infuriating. there are a few pls over there that actually have funny relevant posts/pics but you have to sift through all the babbling aspie ggers to read it

Anonymous said...

C REED
Please send your child to school. Don't homeschool them. 

Kailyn Vlogs
I will never homeschool my children!"

holy shit, did she actually learn something from her pathetic life and decide to give her lil rere a better shot at education and social interaction? shocking. or was this mama wilcher's call, and she realized her mistakes with kai and will force her grandthing to go to a proper school.

dying at all the downvotes that video is getting.

Anonymous said...

^Are you serious? I checked his youtube and I don't see it on there.

gotcha! *headlocks you to the ground and gives you a noogie*

Anonymous said...

http://pinterestfail.com/


i just found this while looking for a recipe and now i can't stop lurking. jfc some of these failures are just because the people are too stupid to follow directions :|

Anonymous said...

It's interesting that madd is subscribed to Misslady Rocklobsta, but he is not subscribed to kai.

Anonymous said...

where is the liam name coming from? is that something kai has said or is that just an april reference since she's having a boy?

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