Monday, 13 January 2014

Kai's Official Crotch Turd!



Kailyn is now officially 14 weeks pregnant! She has been parading in maternity wear on her Instagram and is claiming her obese belly is the baby. She has been stuffing her potato head with unhealthy drinks and snacks too because babby will apparently filter out all of the shit. Kailyn Mama has already bought girls clothes for the FAS crotch turd before even knowing the sex of the baby and Kai is thuper essited to find out what she is having! Aside from her being pregnant she has been keeping to the usual schedule of being lazy, eating copious amounts of junk, hoarding makeup and hardly seeing Madd. Kai saw her once a month husband over the Christmas period so he could give her shitty gifts of a Hello Kitty blanket and cup. She also posed for photos with Granny, Mama and Papa Wilcher like a true socialite!




Kai's massive keg belly in all its hideous glory.



Here she is holding her stomach as if all that fat is her baby bump.



Triplets!



Mama and Papa Wilcher. It is sad when you look older than your parents, Kai's incredible weight gain has aged her by 40 years.

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Anonymous said...

http://frillyandfancy.blogspot.com/2014/01/you-are-canvas.html

oh spare me, kristin "kalel cullen" "kalel kitten" smith. "i'm an artist!" "i'm inspired by averything!" soo you're *inspired* to change your ENTIRE PERSONALITY and style to the suit the men you date. yeah, that's not totally psychotic or anything. because you're a ~*~*speshul snowflake artist*~*~ how dare people call you fake!

Anonymous said...

wow. that Kristin girl exactly sounds like heycheri except heycheri is worse.

Anonymous said...

if you guys like to laugh at Kristin you really need to look up heycheri. she'sso lulzy..better than smith

Anonymous said...

Pretty ladies, please don't call me smellen/ellen! I rarely post now since every response I get is "ok smellen", i'd rather be called casey or maureem!

Anonymous said...

the first results on yt got me makeupbycheri and cheritv, and the first video is "yes, i actually play video games!" and i can already tell she's going to be a twat.

Anonymous said...

does gg feel the same way as us when it comes to kristin smith? idk how anyone who's followed her through her billion channel changes/abandonments can't see how fake she is. people who are inspired in life don't go from wannabe stripper college party typa girl, to wannabe weird goth/cosplay obsessed, to weeaboo like it's totally normal...because it's not, it's mental. the fact that she doesn't have friends is telling enough

Anonymous said...

You look tired! :) Have a good day Kai.
absynthecupcake - about 3 hours ago

@absynthecupcake I'm not tired at all I feel like I have a lot of energy
foreverkailynyt - about 3 hours ago


Woosh right over her fas head, like always. Looking tired means you look rough and haggard, kai... after all, you are almost 24 with the eye bags of a 50-60 year old...

Anonymous said...

yeah, if i had a friend who constantly changed her personality and interests, i'd get fed up with her antics pretty quickly. nobody likes wannabee losers who try to fit in with different crowds. there's nothing wrong with having a lot of interests, but choosing a new one every fucking month and deleting every video/blog you had with the previous interest/persona is fucking insane. she also seems like she would constantly bring up that she was dating a ~famous youtuber~.

Anonymous said...

can't tell if kristin or smellen. guess it doesn't matter, they both lack a life

Anonymous said...

as one of probably two fail trolls I'd rather be called Casey or Maureen at this point. Too many pages of smellen. I'm smellened out.

Anonymous said...

primary failtroll is smellen
secondary failtroll who is always babbling "loser" and sweetie" is aidsey

Anonymous said...

You don't say! Then I'm the third fail troll.

Anonymous said...

as one of probably two fail trolls I'd rather be called Casey or Maureen at this point. Too many pages of smellen. I'm smellened out.

look at ellen begging people to stop mentioning her. what an obvious retard lmfao.

Anonymous said...

i'm a fail troll. there's at least 3 of us.

Anonymous said...

yeah sure there is, ellen.

Anonymous said...

look at ellen begging people to stop mentioning her. what an obvious retard lmfao.


^this is the ellen obsessed fail troll

Anonymous said...

cackling at ellen trying so hard to make it seem like it's not her and there's more than one fail troll and she's not on 24/7. just stop. aren't you embarrassed?

Anonymous said...

as one of probably two fail trolls I'd rather be called Casey or Maureen at this point. Too many pages of smellen. I'm smellened out.


me too. maureen, casey or even perry lulz

Anonymous said...

actually ellen, there is and always was just ONE fail troll, and it's YOU.

Anonymous said...

and here comes ellen to rage at herself. we're all not talking about her so she has to come and rage

Anonymous said...

actually ellen, there is and always was just ONE fail troll, and it's YOU.


LMFAO. and there's ellen thinking she is queen troll supreme rofl

Anonymous said...

ok ellen, please keep bashing yourself and referring to yourself in third person. you just look crazier.

Ellen J Bohn said...

Yep it's me! LMFAO I *AM* queen troll supreme, sweetie! I'm her 24/7 ruling everything. This is MY blog! You all entertain me so much!

Anonymous said...

now smellen's lover will pretend to be her idol for the millionth time. yawn.

Anonymous said...

ofc smellen is sick of her name getting dragged through the mud...

Anonymous said...

ofc smellen is sick of her name getting dragged through the mud...


k smellen. keep trying!! you love attention.

Anonymous said...

"i'm a fail troll. there's at least 3 of us."

lulz yeah, sure smellen. you can have as many personalities as you mental illness will let you! hopefully you can shit out your welfare leech and get back on your crazy pills

Anonymous said...

ikr ellen has gotten crazier since being pregnant. so obvious she can't be on her 40 stabilizing meds while pregnant. she couldn't give up the meth though.

Anonymous said...

ikr ellen has gotten crazier since being pregnant. so obvious she can't be on her 40 stabilizing meds while pregnant. she couldn't give up the meth though.

thanks for the info, ellen! no1currs

Anonymous said...

smellen's new thing is to call everyone smellen who is calling her smellen. she thinks it will confuse the pretty ladies but it's obvious af once she's gone because then everyone is strictly laughing at her trashy life and there's no defensive comments in sight.

Anonymous said...

This page is actually for Ellen's baby she's going to kill when she gets postpartum depression. RIP.

Anonymous said...

smellen's new thing is to call everyone smellen who is calling her smellen. she thinks it will confuse the pretty ladies but it's obvious af once she's gone because then everyone is strictly laughing at her trashy life and there's no defensive comments in sight.


false. no one cares or talks abut you, ellen. it's all you. you NEVER leave the blog.

Anonymous said...

This page is actually for Ellen's baby she's going to kill when she gets postpartum depression. RIP.


too bad your mommy didn't kill you :(

Anonymous said...

too bad you didn't kill yourself, ellen. there's still hope though!

Anonymous said...

replying to every comment directed toward you, in true smellen fashion!

Anonymous said...

replying to every comment directed toward you, in true smellen fashion!


ok smellen

Anonymous said...

point proven.

Anonymous said...

*plants bomb in the basemint of Moarfail Hall*


!!!!!!!!!KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!


Good riddance to those SWINE.

*heels clicking on the pavement*

*sees a lively clubhouse*

MY GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Anonymous said...

cute story, casey knudsen.

Anonymous said...

jk it's ELLEN JESSICA BOHN of course!

Anonymous said...

Ellen is a bipolar nutcase who stays in her run down house in the ghetto. She is desperate for attention but since she's batshit crazy and has no friends, she has nowhere to get attention from. Hence why she spends so much time on da blawg. She will literally come on and reply to a comment with her obnoxious babbling even though the comment has nothing to do with her, why? Because she's trying to get attention. She did it twice on the last page (or maybe the page before) and she got ignored both times so she stfu and came back with a different way to try to get attention. Ffs, she will even throw herself under the bus to get her much needed attention. Ellen is literally delirious, and constantly seeking affirmation and acceptance from complete anons. It probably doesn't help that she's thrown herself under the bus enough that said anons know way too much about her life including how cps intervened and billy was granted full custody of rere roger.

tl;r idc because smellen will reply with something about an essay or paragraph but she's going to read it anyways, she will knows it's all true and probably have another psycho episode all over da blawg again =]

Anonymous said...

smellen has totally lost it. before billy left her fatass she used to failtroll and talk about how hot billy is his ~big dick~ and compliment herself, then the second billy left she acted like billy beat her and treated her like shit. yeah ok that's why the state granted him full custody and not you. she lahves playing victim even though she couldn't be a mom even though she was given the perfect opportunity, instead she was busy dropping roger on his head on blogtv

Anonymous said...

she's legit going to kill this second FAS baby if they let her keep it. when is she going to watch it? she's legit on here 24/7 now and even skips sleep.

Anonymous said...

she will probably have the same exact events repeat this time around. methhead steve will be where billy is, just give him 2-3 years.

Anonymous said...

she's crazier than ever. she's going to neglect this baby worse than roger.

Anonymous said...

NEW KAI KITCHEN VLOG IS UP!!!

Anonymous said...

lulz another kitchenvlog, fat whale kai is legit drinking juice boxes. a pregnant whale drinking juice boxes ffs i can't wrap my head around her logic

Anonymous said...

a pregnant whale drinking juice boxes *still living with her mother and her husbint is out of the picture.

Anonymous said...

kai's logic is "it's diet, it's good for you", "it has a vegetable/fruit in it, it's good for you", "it has 10% less sugar, it's good for you"


fruitables: "meets USDA requirements for a vegetable serving"

15mg sodium
14g carbs
12g sugar

0 protein
not a significant source of iron or calcium.

it's a garbage drink for an adult, but kai thinks it's healthy because it meets a usda requirement for a veggie serving. she probably guzzles 5 of those a day, mixed with her sedentary lifestyle. she really do not think further than a marketing logo

Anonymous said...

does not think*

Anonymous said...

why are the autustic turds on this blog complaining about juice boxes? anyjuan?? tell me

Anonymous said...

like how ugly can one be who complains about juice boxes?

Anonymous said...

lmfao i love how the obese fatasses on here complain about how unhealthy kai eats yet their fatasses stress out about the littlest things. tho healthy

Anonymous said...

lulz another kitchenvlog, fat whale kai is legit drinking juice boxes. a pregnant whale drinking juice boxes ffs i can't wrap my head around her logic

that's because you're more retarded than kai herself.

Anonymous said...

she shoves so much acidic drinks and food in her mouth holy shit


better than shoving aid cocks up your ass like you do.

Anonymous said...

Why is Ellen raging about juice boxes?

Anonymous said...

she will probably have the same exact events repeat this time around. methhead steve will be where billy is, just give him 2-3 years.


here's proof that ellen rages at herself. no one here knows or cares about your ugly drug addicted bf enough to know his name. retard.

Anonymous said...

here's proof that ellen rages at herself. no one here knows or cares about your ugly drug addicted bf enough to know his name. retard.


THIS. ellen is sf obvious.

Anonymous said...

"she will probably have the same exact events repeat this time around. methhead steve will be where billy is, just give him 2-3 years."

ellen, sweetie, just stop. this is an obvious comment made by you and total proof that you just rage at yourself all day every day.

Anonymous said...

CACKLING!! ellen stfu real quick after outting her!

Anonymous said...

"she's going to read it anyways, she will knows it's all true and probably have another psycho episode all over da blawg again =]"

lulz PLs always call it

Anonymous said...

"she's going to read it anyways, she will knows it's all true and probably have another psycho episode all over da blawg again =]"


exactly. then she makes a real obvious comment including her bf's real name.

Anonymous said...

ellen, sweetie, darling, go into that cabinet and swallow each and every pill in there, ok hun? don't stop until every single pill is gone. do you understand, honey?

Anonymous said...

ellen, sweetie, darling, go into that cabinet and swallow each and every pill in there, ok hun? don't stop until every single pill is gone. do you understand, honey?


aww look at ellen having a lil pep talk to herself! =)

Anonymous said...

ellen, sweetie, darling, go into that cabinet and swallow each and every pill in there, ok hun? don't stop until every single pill is gone. do you understand, honey?

oh fuck off ellen. either do it or stfu.

Anonymous said...

"Ellen is a bipolar nutcase who stays in her run down house in the ghetto. She is desperate for attention but since she's batshit crazy and has no friends, she has nowhere to get attention from. Hence why she spends so much time on da blawg. She will literally come on and reply to a comment with her obnoxious babbling even though the comment has nothing to do with her, why? Because she's trying to get attention. She did it twice on the last page (or maybe the page before) and she got ignored both times so she stfu and came back with a different way to try to get attention. Ffs, she will even throw herself under the bus to get her much needed attention. Ellen is literally delirious, and constantly seeking affirmation and acceptance from complete anons. It probably doesn't help that she's thrown herself under the bus enough that said anons know way too much about her life including how cps intervened and billy was granted full cusody of rere roger."


wow, ellen. you need help. who talks about themselves this way? you need some serious help.

Anonymous said...

It's sick, it really is. She even called her son "rere roger" just to get approval from the blog. wow.

Anonymous said...

why is ellen going on rants now just bashing herself? like that big paragraph above. wtf?

Anonymous said...

Because she is ill. She thinks she is a pl and wants to join. It is really sad.

Anonymous said...

Can you girls please not curse? it's not very lady-like. ty!

Anonymous said...

She claims to eat unhealthy "on occasion", and that she "can't eat healthy all the time," but the thing is, her "occasions" are daily.

Anonymous said...

Postby thelittlefamilyof3 » Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:59 pm

To actually set the record straigh tabout what ACTUALLY happened: (always best to hear it straight from the horse's mouth, right?" Taylertragedy had made a video where she and her boyfriend were looking pretty damn drunk/high with their little kids around. I made a bad decision and wanted to see if she had a history of any excessive narcotics in the pharmacy system. I did find A Tayler, not sure if it was really her. There was a history of Narcotics. The information was never posted ANYWHERE on the internet for the public to view. It was shared with a couple of people in a private setting, I shared the information, asked these people if they thought I should report what I found to CPS because it was pretty bad. The consensus was leave it alone because we didn't even know if it was really her. We left it alone. Unfortunately, someone was pretending to be a "friend" but was really a "spy" for the person we were worried about. They went to her with the info, reported me. The rest is history. I learned a lesson, I know I made the wrong decision. It was almost a year ago and everyone stopped talking about it until a couple months ago when my fiance left me and people decided they wanted to kick me while I was down lol.

Truly though, I'm over that point in my life and don't pay attention to the hate lol. YOU DONT KNOW MY LYYYYYFE GUISE!



why does this retard even post on kai's thread?..or gg at all for that matter. she's let what she does online affect her real life, and her fiance probably left her stupid fatass because she can't even get a proper job after what she did. like, jfc, time to get off the internet

Anonymous said...

ellen is STILL fucking here. kill yourself already you worthless, worthless piece of shit.

wow. this rere is sf mad. lmfao. the blog is not that serious.

Anonymous said...

KAI'S INSTAGRAM IS GONE!

Like for real, it's gone =]

Anonymous said...

10 hours ago ·
Do you guys like usernames on Youtube or first & last names better?
kais on fb asking dumb questions

Anonymous said...

Kailyn Vlogs
11 hours ago
 
My doctor told me that 100% juice is good for me....Also fresh veggies, fruits, nuts, peanut butter are all good things! Of course I eat & drink these things in moderation

itsageoffrushthing
8 hours ago
 
+Kailyn Vlogs People who eat those things "in moderation" are not the size that you are...

Anonymous said...

i thought it was benji, itsjudytime's husbint? when did doolsay's husbint have a dick slip?

Anonymous said...

GG is to afraid to post pics because Michele is going to sue people lmao.

Anonymous said...

Her recent hauls have been massive, and she already has more makeup than five people could use in a lifetime. Being part of the YT "community" just makes compulsive shopping and hoarding worse for people like her because they believe it's important and necessary for them to buy all of this shit.

Anonymous said...

of fucking course ellen passed out last night, but was right back on the blog nice and early and started raging at old comments. this is beyond pathetic. she's on here every single fucking day. she gets on as soon as she wakes up and refreshes all day long until like 3am or some ungodly hour then passes out and starts all over again the next day. i hope this is just because ellen's pregnant....

Anonymous said...

of fucking course ellen passed out last night, but was right back on the blog nice and early and started raging at old comments. this is beyond pathetic. she's on here every single fucking day. she gets on as soon as she wakes up and refreshes all day long until like 3am or some ungodly hour then passes out and starts all over again the next day. i hope this is just because ellen's pregnant....


aww look at this lil fatty! she's sf mad and takes this blog SO seriously!

Anonymous said...

video http://tinyurl.com/mdtlhsa

Anonymous said...

1:30 is just repeating this comment. it must have really hurt her if she still remembers it and is trying to use it as her own

that is such a cute comment, sweetie. especially considering you are always the last one to leave the blog at night and the first one on it every morning, even on family holidays. poor lonely psycho =(

Anonymous said...

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2v2zm90&s=8

Anonymous said...

lulz kai changed her IG name AGAIN! now it shows up as kailynmarieh. she really is trying hard to please ~da haterz~

Anonymous said...

kai realized she was living in 2009. she is like the last youtuber to use her real name on everything

Anonymous said...

do you honestly find this entertaining or are you so bored you're mindlessly sitting comatose at your ebay laptop F5ing the blog all day, ellen bohn?

Anonymous said...

do you honestly find this entertaining or are you so bored you're mindlessly sitting comatose at your ebay laptop F5ing the blog all day, ellen bohn?

that public trashcan comment hit home - didn't it, sweetie!

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn is clearly still off meds and being the bipolar schizo retard she is. have fun with that, sweetie. i just hope i don't come on in a few weeks and hear you killed that poor helpless baby.

Anonymous said...

do you honestly find this entertaining or are you so bored you're mindlessly sitting comatose at your ebay laptop F5ing the blog all day, ellen bohn?

you're just mad we outted you yesterday as this sick deranged wacko who raids walmart tampon bins.

Anonymous said...

It's time for another Who typed it better?

Two comments but one is typed better. You be the judge

that is such a cute comment, sweetie. especially considering you are always the last one to leave the blog at night and the first one on it every morning, even on family holidays. poor lonely psycho =(

of fucking course ellen passed out last night, but was right back on the blog nice and early and started raging at old comments. this is beyond pathetic. she's on here every single fucking day. she gets on as soon as she wakes up and refreshes all day long until like 3am or some ungodly hour then passes out and starts all over again the next day. i hope this is just because ellen's pregnant....

Anonymous said...

i vote for the cute comment because it is original, to the point and has better punctuation. the second one gives off the vibe that the author is enraged and off her meds, and its too wordy!

Anonymous said...

obviously the first one. the second one sounds like some loon who raids tampon bins in walmart for their nightly tea.

Anonymous said...

we have a snapped psycho who frequents this blog.

mod can you take the top 3 most frequent IPs and hand them over to the police to be investugated? im sure the tampon bandit has committed other crimes and is wanted by police

Anonymous said...

is that why this whackaloon is so obsessed with ellen? she wants to save her crotch turd?

Anonymous said...

personally i hope both kai and ellen's babies are stillborns. send them straight to heaven and they get to skip hell on urf

Anonymous said...

is that why this whackaloon is so obsessed with ellen? she wants to save her crotch turd?

probably, i imagine she looks like queenie from ahs coven and she's eaten herself to infertility. she is furious that kai and ellen, two useless fucktards can get knocked up and she cant

Anonymous said...

who watched the ahs finale last night?

Anonymous said...

CORDELIA IS THE NEW SUPREME

Anonymous said...

I have yet to watch the finale! I have to watch it at night tho..when the mood is right

Anonymous said...

lmao kai with her little pea brain thinks she's so clever and manipulative. she showed what she thought were healthy items in her kitchen vlog and then changed her ig username so her fat housewife stans couldnt see her reeses ice cream, out-of-a-package alfredo, store bought queso blanco dip, pizza with 1 lb of cheese, the list is endless

Anonymous said...

the finale was just aight

Anonymous said...

mod can you take the top 3 most frequent IPs and hand them over to the police to be investugated? im sure the tampon bandit has committed other crimes and is wanted by police


ellen, honey dear, the #1 visitor is always poplar bluff, missouri. there's like 154,000 page hits vs 100 or less for everywhere else. in the live now view, who's always, ALWAYS there? poplar bluff aka you.

Anonymous said...

how come at night when its time for bed it takes like 10 tries to get comfortable, but in the morning when the alarm goes off (playing lady gaga ft r kelly do what u want) no matter which way you turn your pillow, blankets, comforter are perfectly caressing your body?

Anonymous said...

lmfao ellen's mad! you better prove it or stop slandering sweet ellen!

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn is panicking. we don't even need proof sweetie, it's obviously true. we can see you're on here 24/7 F5ing like crazy.

Anonymous said...

lmfao ellen's mad! you better prove it or stop slandering sweet ellen!

that looks like the comment of someone who sucks period blood out of used tampons that they got out of a walmart bathroom bin and who always doesnt have proof

Anonymous said...

yes ellen hun. ok sweetie. keep telling stories to make yourself look normal in comparison to the sick shit you come up with.

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn is panicking. we don't even need proof sweetie, it's obviously true. we can see you're on here 24/7 F5ing like crazy.

sweetie, you better be greasing up that big rubber dildo because you obviously have no proof

Anonymous said...

ellen is sf mad and still trying to save her reputation. she's not going to give up anytime soon. she's going to be here for another 6 months and she'll skip sleep if she has to. if only she would be this motivated to get a job! she could be making money instead of "working" 24/7 and getting nothing out of it.

Anonymous said...

sweetie, you better be greasing up that big rubber dildo because you obviously have no proof

lmaoooo be more obvious, ellen bohn! look at her sweating hoping there's no proof. only ellen bohn would be asking for proof to make sure there's none and she's still safe to patrol 24/7 "anonymously"

Anonymous said...

ellen is sf mad and still trying to save her reputation. she's not going to give up anytime soon. she's going to be here for another 6 months and she'll skip sleep if she has to. if only she would be this motivated to get a job! she could be making money instead of "working" 24/7 and getting nothing out of it.

still waiting on that poplar bluff screen cap, and please wipe the period blood off your chin

Anonymous said...

lmaoooo be more obvious, ellen bohn! look at her sweating hoping there's no proof. only ellen bohn would be asking for proof to make sure there's none and she's still safe to patrol 24/7 "anonymously"

so i guess you'll just continue to make wild accusations without a shred of evidence to back them up all while sucking on a HIV+ tampon

Anonymous said...

of course you are, ellen. do you steal internet to try and hide your location?

Anonymous said...

of course you are, ellen. do you steal internet to try and hide your location?

LMFAO now the truth comes out. not a single poplar bluff IP address, huh, sweetie?

Anonymous said...

ikr she's all worked up over being outed and screaming for evidence. what a mental case. she needs to be medicated 24/7, not refreshing the blog.

Anonymous said...

ikr she's all worked up over being outed and screaming for evidence. what a mental case. she needs to be medicated 24/7, not refreshing the blog.

you look really psycho when you start agreeing with yourself

Anonymous said...

no screen cap, huh? at least you proved the psycho ellen hater who raids tampon bins is the fail mod, though ;]


atually sweet retard ellen dear, you proved you're the fail mod :)

Anonymous said...

ok, hunty. is that why you posted this? and then when asked to provide a screen cap you started back peddling and blaming ellen, as usual


ellen is definitely the mod. she's trying so hard to reverse everything and play it off now.

Anonymous said...

the retarded fail mod cant even keep her lies straight. i think the disease ridden tampons have affected her brain

Anonymous said...

ellen is retarded like kai and pretends she's a career woman with a successful blog.

Anonymous said...

*reports ellen's fail blog*

say bye bye to your life's work!

Anonymous said...

ellen rage deleted like 3 other blogs before this. then she regretted it and made new fail blogs and spammed GG to get everyone back. now she's down to 2 girls and talks to herself all day to make it seem alive.

Anonymous said...

ellen is definitely the mod. she's trying so hard to reverse everything and play it off now.

lmao the fail mod is humiliated, now she's churning out raging comments like a frenzied psycho

Anonymous said...

you know sweetie fail mod, if you would just post that screen cap, we could all move on

Anonymous said...

you know sweetie fail mod, if you would just post that screen cap, we could all move on

still talking about a screen cap that's not happening because she knows she's the mod. 100000% confirmed. thanks sweetie! do you really think you're smart and clever? you're dumber than kai.

Anonymous said...

reported. don't be surprised when you F5 and the blog is randomly gone, ellen. don't go off yourself when it happens either. you'll finally be free and you can finally go apply to walmart as a retard greeter.

Anonymous said...

reported. don't be surprised when you F5 and the blog is randomly gone, ellen. don't go off yourself when it happens either. you'll finally be free and you can finally go apply to walmart as a retard greeter.

ROFLMFAO fail mod is so damn embarrassed she's planning on deleting her own blog but of course she'll play it off like ellen's blog got reported

Anonymous said...

ok ellen. you're the mod and you're going to scream and have a violent rage manic episode when you F5 and the blog is gone.

Anonymous said...

fail mod, sweetie, honey, baby, darling, don't worry to much about it. sure, you got really embarrassed today on your own fail blog, but look on the bright side, at least very few people even read your fail blog, right, honey?

Anonymous said...

lmao ellen's going to shit her walmart panties when she refreshes and her beloved blog is gone. no one is following her to a new one. she even admits there's only 2 girls on this one, so....

Anonymous said...

lmao

Anonymous said...

still waiting on that poplar bluff screen cap, hon

Anonymous said...

ellen sweetie you should just delete the blog before google looks into it and sees some psycho from poplar bluff does nothing but harass people all day long.

Anonymous said...

still waiting on that poplar bluff screen cap, hon

you know it's not coming, hon, since you're the mod.

Anonymous said...

ellen, ellen sweetie, that was you. you even mentioned AHS in comments above, so obviously you're a fan. you can stop.

Anonymous said...

ellen, ellen sweetie, that was you. you even mentioned AHS in comments above, so obviously you're a fan. you can stop.

because only ellen is a fan of AHS everyone. this psycho loon is really off her rocker

Anonymous said...

"probably, i imagine she looks like queenie from ahs coven and she's eaten herself to infertility. she is furious that kai and ellen, two useless fucktards can get knocked up and she can't"

yep, ellen is always bringing up AHS. you were madison montgomery of course, and owned every single fail blog. you're obsessed psycho ass could never let go and needed a place to rage all day.

Anonymous said...

this shit blog has been reported multiple times. you'll have to find something else to do with your days, ellen. sorry sweetie!

Anonymous said...

sorry fail mod. i just saved all of these embarrassing comments to paste on your new blog as a gentle reminder of how psychotic you are

Anonymous said...

ellen is just going to make yet another fail blog for her to be on all day, except no one else will bother with it and she'll be on all day talking to herself. she's just going to get crazier.

Anonymous said...

yep, ellen is always bringing up AHS. you were madison montgomery of course, and owned every single fail blog. you're obsessed psycho ass could never let go and needed a place to rage all day.

keep trying to save face, sweetie. you should have deleted this blog as soon as you embarrassed yourself in the comments but now someone has had time to save all of your raging humiliation

Anonymous said...

i made sure to get all the gross tampon comments for sure. from now on you will never have a blog where you are not called a tampon sucking loon, sweetheart

Anonymous said...

see, ellen bohn is the mod. she's not raging to save her reputation. she could just delete everything. the psycho loves attention, even if it's people bashing her. this is the same idiot who called herself smellen on UC and raged at herself, and she forgot to hit anon so she was outed. she loves raging away all day hearing her name. she's an unstable retarded bipolar schizo in desperate need of therapy and meds.

Anonymous said...

cackling at psycho fail mod. she is flipping the fuck out

Anonymous said...

all it took was a couple of tampon sucking jokes and a request for a screen cap

Anonymous said...

its been 35 minutes, honey? thats plenty of time to produce evidence. where is that screen cap anyway?

Anonymous said...

look how confident ellen mod is that there's no screen cap. she's obviously the mod. keep proving it, sweet retard!

Anonymous said...

look how confident ellen mod is that there's no screen cap. she's obviously the mod. keep proving it, sweet retard!

ok, fail mod. keep going ape shit crazy just because ellen wanted a screen cap. what else is new?

Anonymous said...

keep raging and panicking because you were outed and trolled and made it obvious you're the mod, ellen. what else is new?

Anonymous said...

whats this i hear about psycho fail mod making tea out of used tampons from public restrooms?

Anonymous said...

fail mod probably smashed her fist against her own face when ellen outed her

fail mod said...

go in your local Walmart bathroom. there should be some tampons in that steel container. gather some up in a zip lock bag. when you get home, boil some water and use them as teabags. all the blood should come out. use that in your concoction......you can also just drink it.

January 29, 2014 3:57 pm

Anonymous said...

yep its the same fail mod. she sucks at everything. she couldnt even shop a fake poplar bluff screen cap

Anonymous said...

I suppose it all depends on how one defines maturity. There are certainly many many aspects of what it means to be a mature person but for me, personally, a part of what it means to be mature is having something of an established "core" (for lack of a better word). Now, I'm not saying people can't or shouldn't change or be swayed by others what I'm trying to say is that there should be a good tinge of individuality that carries that core with you. I don't know if she is strong enough in herself to have developed that core yet because she seems to change at the drop of a hat to suit those around her in a way that makes me question how genuine all of these changes are. I'm sure she many aspects of maturity, however, I myself would not consider her to yet be a person who has fully realized their maturity.

Anonymous said...

can we discuss eternity and how fail troll will spend it?

Anonymous said...

i'm dreaming of a less fail bloggy
just like the one i used to know
where the fail trolls got told
and the pls trolled
to get hearty lulz from idiots

Anonymous said...

omfg I leave for 2 hours and come back to fail mod making a fool of herself!

Anonymous said...

look at the mod, ellen bohn, desperate for some attention.

Anonymous said...

fail mod, aren't you embarrassed? why are you showing face?

Anonymous said...

the fail mod, ellen bohn, is too retarded and psychotic to feel embarrassment.

Anonymous said...

ok ellen

Anonymous said...

that's right, fail mod.

Anonymous said...

omfg I leave for 2 hours and come back to fail mod making a fool of herself!

she snapped real bad. she is even considering deleting her fail blog over it

Anonymous said...

fail mod you can delete and start over all you like, but you cant outrun your severe psychosis

Anonymous said...

c'mon girls. leave fail mod and her multiple personalities here to rot. we are above using the blog of a tampon-sucking fail mod

Anonymous said...

fail mod wants to be on my strange addiction pertaining to her used tampon-sucking fetish but she knows the second she tells the producers what her addiction is they will don a hazmat suit and cart her off to the looney bin and throw away the key

failest of mods said...

would you please pretend i never mentioned the blog hits and sucking on bloody tampons that i got out of the walmart trashcan?

Anonymous said...

lmfao have you seen the newest my strange addic? there's a lady who sucks on/eats dirty diapers. you think that could be fail mod?

Anonymous said...

she's timing the deletion of her blog perfectly so it looks like "ellen's blog" got reported. just fucking delete it and start over like we know you are going to do, fail loser psycho mod

Anonymous said...

she deleted the last blog because every 3rd comment was calling her madyson fail mod montgomery and she couldnt handle it

Anonymous said...

i think fail mod finally raged so hard that she died. that was the final nail in the coffin RIP fail mod

Anonymous said...

after 600 trips to the er due to raging too hard her heart finally gave out on her. bless her heart. i feel responsible

Anonymous said...

lmao fail mod never leaves the blog. she is the 24/7 blog resident loser. i bet she is f5ing and reading all of these comments with a bug-eyed deranged look on her face

Anonymous said...

this is the look i imagine fail mod has

http://youtu.be/4Md0bGSrzlw

Anonymous said...

omfg lmfao! that is perf

Anonymous said...

Ooh yay Jens going to Disney again but it's disneyLAND and that's tho different.

Anonymous said...

and there's fail mod. she's done sucking on her 33th tampon of the day.

Anonymous said...

and there's ellen bohn still F5'ing. of course she was on ready to reply immediately. she hasn't left all fucking day... or all WEEK.... or YEAR. keep patrolling your beloved blog, fail mod ellen.

Anonymous said...

cackling! that tampon comment really made fail mod mad

Anonymous said...

2800

Anonymous said...

24/7 blog resident loser got another top comment. proof she f5s nostop. take break, sweetie

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/jy7W6yNtV_/

Anonymous said...

psycho fail mod is going to start begging herself to delete the blog now because she wants her embarrassing comments to go away

Anonymous said...

psycho fail mod is going to start begging herself to delete the blog now because she wants her embarrassing comments to go away

Stay mad, smellen!

Anonymous said...

Leesha is huge! Geez-she looked like a beached whale in that get ready with me wedding video. She really picks the most unflattering outfits.

Anonymous said...

the word ellen needs to be banned from the blog

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Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/jy7W6yNtV_/

"dental work?" oh sweet jesus, i hope she finally fixed those fucking teeth of hers.

and since it looks like there were 400+ comments about smellen again and no mention of our kween, she changed her instagram to "kailynmarieh" (and a gg'r took the old name), and posted another disgusting grwm and fatty clothing haul. happyeasterbai.

Anonymous said...

kai changed her youtube names too. foreverkailyn is now "kailyn marie" and her sincerelykailyn is now "Kailyn Vlogs"

hopefully rachel meyer got her rotting snaggle tooth fixed.

Anonymous said...

I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And doggone it, people like me

Anonymous said...

donald ross, is that you?

Anonymous said...

she did change foreverkailyn to kailyn hughes, but then she got called out for not actually having hughes as her last name and changed it to kailyn marie.

Anonymous said...

that fat idiot still hasn't waddled down to the DMV or courthouse to change her name? she's been married for almost 2 years now. is lisa still legally lisa sokoloski, but she writes her name as lisa wilcher?

Anonymous said...

http://i60.tinypic.com/mm7uht.jpg

omg
holy fucking shit
that is obscene

i forgot what week she's on, but she's probably still too early on in her pregnancy to be showing, right? right? ape cackling so much right now. merry trollmas. thank you kai, for having no self-control.

Anonymous said...

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours

Anonymous said...

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

Anonymous said...

I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And doggone it, people like me!

Anonymous said...

cackling are her "signatures" just her posting some kai phrase at the end of her dumb comments? "get it together" "ta jai ma hai"

Anonymous said...

I think so. Sf dumb

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