Monday, 13 January 2014

Kai's Official Crotch Turd!



Kailyn is now officially 14 weeks pregnant! She has been parading in maternity wear on her Instagram and is claiming her obese belly is the baby. She has been stuffing her potato head with unhealthy drinks and snacks too because babby will apparently filter out all of the shit. Kailyn Mama has already bought girls clothes for the FAS crotch turd before even knowing the sex of the baby and Kai is thuper essited to find out what she is having! Aside from her being pregnant she has been keeping to the usual schedule of being lazy, eating copious amounts of junk, hoarding makeup and hardly seeing Madd. Kai saw her once a month husband over the Christmas period so he could give her shitty gifts of a Hello Kitty blanket and cup. She also posed for photos with Granny, Mama and Papa Wilcher like a true socialite!




Kai's massive keg belly in all its hideous glory.



Here she is holding her stomach as if all that fat is her baby bump.



Triplets!



Mama and Papa Wilcher. It is sad when you look older than your parents, Kai's incredible weight gain has aged her by 40 years.

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Anonymous said...

oh my goodness! the ellen stalker just told a lie to try to impress ellen j bohn on the dead fail blog! dont go to hell for fibbing, sweetie. this blog isnt worth it!

Anonymous said...

all of this OVER A KRISTEN LEWIS TWEET

Anonymous said...

wow smellen must have got bent out of shape over that comment! do you save all the comments that make you cry/realize you're a complete moron in a word document? let me kno i'd lahve to kno

Anonymous said...

wow smellen must have got bent out of shape over that comment! do you save all the comments that make you cry/realize you're a complete moron in a word document? let me kno i'd lahve to kno

cackling. the delusional hypocrite got so enraged at ellen that she forgot to even deny that she made both comments

Anonymous said...

Go do something with yourself, ellen's lover.

Anonymous said...

ellen's minion needs to go stick her head in a vat of acid

Anonymous said...

I'm actually interested to see what Ellen will rage about while neglecting her kid once she shits out her welfare dependent. You know she won't miss too much, the blog has always been more important than anything going on in her life, including kids.

Anonymous said...

rofl shes still trying with the capitalization act

Anonymous said...

now that junkie smellen needs so much attention from anons and kai made her ig private, i find myself checking gg for lulz. ugh. but this is what you wanted, right smellen? congreats!

Anonymous said...

every time the ellen obsessed lunatic gets embarrassed she switches personalities. lmao at her suddenly trying so hard to look educated on a fail blog

Anonymous said...

now that junkie smellen needs so much attention from anons and kai made her ig private, i find myself checking gg for lulz. ugh. but this is what you wanted, right smellen? congreats!

thanks for the heads up, sweetie. i will be sure to keep an eye out for your manic comments over on gg ;)

Anonymous said...

now that junkie smellen needs so much attention from anons and kai made her ig private, i find myself checking gg for lulz. ugh. but this is what you wanted, right smellen? congreats!


if you want some lulz, hon, just look in the mirror! look at your life!

Anonymous said...

vile and disgusting creatures. yuck.

the classy ladies are over at gurugossiper.com, arguing whether 240 lbs is fat or not

Anonymous said...

to the pigs and ugly ladies, i heard you need a song to sum up your fail blog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3JFwd1bk4Q&feature=youtu.be&t=3m36s

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/stephanyl25

Anonymous said...

the ggers are getting so excited posting kai's ~private photos~

Anonymous said...

ellen's lover stalking her 2nd love, ea19.

Anonymous said...

"ellen's lover stalking her 2nd love, ea19."

the comment that has ellen's lover enraged

Anonymous said...

Leesha you and your lesbiant lover need to get on a healthy eating and workout regime stat. His man boobs are gonna outgrow your regular boobs very very soon.

Anonymous said...

get a job, losers.

Anonymous said...

he's gained so much weight since they moved in together too. he reminds me of my old gay apartment manager. big, fat, and loud.

Anonymous said...

he's gained so much weight since they moved in together too. he reminds me of my old gay apartment manager. big, fat, and loud.



sounds like your twin.

Anonymous said...

awww. you know me too well!

Anonymous said...

mhmm ;) now let slither between those thighs, sweetie.

Anonymous said...

me*

Anonymous said...

not right now, bb. it's that time of the month ;)

Anonymous said...

i need to earn my red wings, tho :(

Anonymous said...

i'm not comfortable with that. sahrry!

Anonymous said...

no, sweetie,i am the one that will be sahrry for what i am about to do...

*forces your legs open and slithers my face to your bloody cooch*

you suffocate me by squeezing your thighs together

*punches you in the face*

phew. now i can breathe again.

*gets a mouth full of your gooey bloody cervix wall and an ovary egg*

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn is transgendered

Anonymous said...

There's seriously been 2 PL comments since the gg comment, all the rest are smellen babbling to herself. Guess it's finally time to transition :/

Anonymous said...

There's seriously been 2 PL comments since the gg comment, all the rest are smellen babbling to herself. Guess it's finally time to transition :/

Anonymous said...

oh calm down ellen, and go back to talking to yourself and role playing.

Anonymous said...

ellen jessica bohn having a mental breakdown on the blawg all by herself because the pretty ladies are leaving lulz

Anonymous said...

ellen's lover getting mad that ellen is ignoring her awwww

Anonymous said...

is ellen's lover STILL here?

Anonymous said...

ellen sweetie, no one is here. keep talking to yourself.

Anonymous said...

and of course, ellen's lover confirms she's STILL here. what a loser.

Anonymous said...

LMFAO typical ellen patrolling and F5'ing! dead for over an hour yet she replies within seconds.

Anonymous said...

Best Kai vid ever, lmao.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pQX9oWWp90

Anonymous said...

nojuan curr bout your babby

Anonymous said...

buuuuurrnnnnn.

Anonymous said...

owwwwwnnnd

Anonymous said...

i love it when people be gettin' owned

Anonymous said...

like you be ownin da slave

Anonymous said...

Today, I decided to grow up and watch Barney and Friends.

Anonymous said...

hey guys. what's new?

Anonymous said...

kailyn's been trying to find the new blog by googling herself. she typed in "kailyn wilcher pregnant" on feb 1

Anonymous said...

how do u know

Anonymous said...

site tracker. it might have been madd actually..they used a nintendo wii

Anonymous said...

well i googled that phrase and this came up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blvSwcvweqM

Anonymous said...

http://imgur.com/LV3f7cG

Anonymous said...

lmao isnt that when madd and lisa told kai no showing da babby and she privated her ig

Anonymous said...

do you think they saw that video of dani and fuh-reaked the fuck out and think she's dangerous and so they said no babby pics???

Anonymous said...

madd definitely lurked and doesnt want his hideous babby on the internet. he illegally sped to bowie to show kai what he found on his wii u and made kai private her inthagram and make the safety for our baby!! video

so much for this being her decision

Anonymous said...

especially when all the other vistors are using iphones, macs, ipads, droids, windows

Anonymous said...

lol thats why kai already went back and said she might show a few pics. she's just doing what her hubby tells her to do, but we know that in the end, its what kailyn wants that matters =]

Anonymous said...

*sung to the tune of who let the dogs out*


WHO PUT ALL DA PRETTY LADIES UP MY ASS??? WHO-WHO-WHOWHOWHO

WHO PUT THE PLS UP MY ASS WHO-WHO-WHOWHO

Anonymous said...

is averyjuan dieded?

Anonymous said...

is ellen bohn in the ER again or is she talking to herself pretending to be PLs so her dead blog looks alive?

Anonymous said...

nah, it's just ellen's lover blabbering to herself.

Anonymous said...

How come some people on here use blabbering and some use blabbing?

Anonymous said...

ellen's stalker gets owned once again

Anonymous said...

keep raging, ellen. thanks got confirming it was just you on all day talking to yourself.

Anonymous said...

ellen's lover got outted and is now trying to deflect. lmao nice try LOSER

Anonymous said...

not only did idiot ellen bohn confirm she was talking to herself all day about kai, trying to revive her dead blog, but she's clearly the mod, 100%, and has a tracker up. thanks for confirming everything one more time, sweetie! not like it wasn't already obvious. you can go back to talking to yourself pretending there's PLs here and your fail blog is alive.

Anonymous said...

ok ellen's lover

Anonymous said...

Ok stalker of Ellen's lover

Anonymous said...

ok fail mod ellen bohn/ellen bohn lover and stalker

Anonymous said...

get a life, ellen lover

Anonymous said...

fail mod has been on for 18 hours so far today, patrolling and making sure no one is speaking ill of her lover ellen bohn.

Anonymous said...

she just had to post on the dead blog that kai googled herself on a nintendo wii and then talk to herself about it since no one else was on. such a jobless welfare loser. no wonder she gets angry when people tell ellen to get a job and get off welfare.

Anonymous said...

that wasn't even kai. matt doesn't have a nintendo wii and neither does kai.

Anonymous said...

she just had to post on the dead blog that kai googled herself on a nintendo wii and then talk to herself about it since no one else was on. such a jobless welfare loser. no wonder she gets angry when people tell ellen to get a job and get off welfare.


yeah ok ellen. you're the one who gets mad, not fail mod.

Anonymous said...

that wasn't even kai. matt doesn't have a nintendo wii and neither does kai.

madd has wii, doofus.

Anonymous said...

madd protects his baby girls by patrolling the hater blogs on his nintendo wii u

Anonymous said...

do you think kai will diddle her babby?

Anonymous said...

ok fail mod.

there she goes talking to herself again on her dead blog.

Anonymous said...

artist depiction of kai's baby

http://i.imgur.com/nRRaJyL.png

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/kAqHFtHVp9/

of course drug addict ellen bohn isn't going to breastfeed her child. sorry jonah, its powdered chemicals from here on out for you, kiddo. ellen cant wait to start drinking and doing drugs as soon as the little turd falls out

Anonymous said...

cutest and sexiest couple ever

http://instagram.com/p/j-ld9dHVk8/

Anonymous said...

so she's having another FAS boy? more than ready? lmfao with 2 tiny boxes of diapers and some rotting canned formula that's probably left over from roger?

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/kAqHFtHVp9/


is smellen serious with this? she has a garage utility shelf set up in her ghetto kitchen for babby stuff which apparently in her twacked out mind is "ready" even though those diapers will be gone within the first 2 weeks. makes you wonder how long smellen will let it rot in a shitty soggy diaper before she actually changes it

Anonymous said...

I'm overflowing your room and the kitchen.

more proof ellen is the ESL retard

Anonymous said...

cloth diapers are better

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/j-9xA4nVsY/

this looks more like a closet full of junk and trash. srsly looks like a bunch of goodwill donations (which lbr they probably are)

Anonymous said...

cloth diapers are better in every single way compared to disposables. better for the environment, huge money savings, fairly easy to use, no chemical junk. sooo simple, but most people are just too lazy.

Anonymous said...

ok ellen. here she goes ranting about cloth diapers again. no one cares, no one here is a mother.

Anonymous said...

every single thing in ellen's trailer looks 50+ years old and dirty and smelly. it's definitely all goodwill stuff.

Anonymous said...

smellen can't even afford cloth diapers which is why she takes the route that costs more in the long run. cloth diapers are an expense upfront, disposables are an expense over time. smellen buys diapers when she needs them and her 40 year old methhead boyfrint gets paid. poor people are always the dumbest financially too.

Anonymous said...

I use cloth pads.

Anonymous said...

her furniture is all from the 80s or earlier and it's all mixed matched and beat up.

Anonymous said...

I love cloth pads and i can't wait until I can use cloth tampons. im a virgin so..

Anonymous said...

fail mod fail troll retard what are you doing?

Anonymous said...

ew i forgot about fat al, does she still exist

Anonymous said...

lmao she's still around and still looking like a 45 year old single mom. she's so anorexic she has a huge lollipop head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deuil6UeEVU

Anonymous said...

why the fuck are gg'rs pm-ing kai's "new" babby names, instead of posting them? from reading their ~*cryptic*~ posts, it sounds like they're only just NOW finding out about "madelyn." for some reason, they've been stuck on "gracee" all this time? not sure what the new boy's name is. somejuan mentioned sex and the city, so maybe "aiden?"

Anonymous said...

I heard from a source that I cannot disclose that, when little Matt's fambly nicknamed him GOOBER.

His family still calls him Goober!
LOL!!I'm dying!!!LOL!!! so fitting!

Anonymous said...

icu lurkin!!

Anonymous said...

lol girrrrrrrrrrl lurkin, i know you're here. you're riling up the ggers.

Anonymous said...

GG mafia

Anonymous said...

Now they're going to take up 10 pages telling everyone they're not fat housewives. oh lawd. lulz

Anonymous said...

You know like 90% of them are, though. lololol

Anonymous said...

htf do the fat ggers sit on gg all goddamn day? the forum hurts my eyes sf much i thought i was going blind after reading only 2 pages.

on another note, kai is seriously considering naming her kid after the pretty ladies' made up bb troll name madelyn? omfg

Anonymous said...

olympics start friday will you watch?

Anonymous said...

ogre in the first degree!!!

http://ow.ly/tjeGM

Anonymous said...

on another note, kai is seriously considering naming her kid after the pretty ladies' made up bb troll name madelyn? omfg

kai actually came up with the name lol. she told someone on kik and they told the blog.

Anonymous said...

I don't think they're even housewives. Most are fat stay at home dotters like Kai. One was talking about how she was 240 lbs and much smaller than Kai and another one was talking about how she loses 2.5 lbs per week eating 1900 calories a day. What kind of a ham planet are you that you can lose 3 lbs a week eating 2k calories??!??!!

Anonymous said...

how*

Anonymous said...

ok ellen fail mod. stay mad you were called out, AGAIN.

Anonymous said...

keep raging at yourself, ellen.

Ellen J Bohn said...

How do the girls always know it's me? Ugh!

Anonymous said...

ellen is trying so hard to make her fail blog legit and make it seem alive. it's like she finally realized if she stopped screaming and retard babbling all day at imaginary characters no one would mention her. too bad she's still obvious.

Anonymous said...

no, gracee (liam for a boy) was what she told someone on kik first. then she changed it to madelyn. bb will prolly change her mind again before july.

Anonymous said...

no, gracee (liam for a boy) was what she told someone on kik first. then she changed it to madelyn. bb will prolly change her mind again before july.

madelyn and gracee were revealed at the same time. what the fuck are you doing, nitpicking retard?

Anonymous said...

there retard fail mod ellen bohn goes bashing her commenters! so much for reviving the dead fail blog. keep raging, ellen!

Anonymous said...

there retard fail mod ellen bohn goes bashing her commenters! so much for reviving the dead fail blog. keep raging, ellen!

i knew it was the 24/7 blog loser making these retarded comments. thanks for confirming your presence, blog resident

Anonymous said...

no they weren't ~retard~. someone came out with the gracee a week or 2 ago and madelyn just last night. if you're going to nitpick, at least get your facts straight first.

Anonymous said...

no they weren't ~retard~. someone came out with the gracee a week or 2 ago and madelyn just last night. if you're going to nitpick, at least get your facts straight first.

the butthurt retard is so defensive today. what happened at home, sweetheart?

Anonymous said...

everyone report lurkin on GG. she's ellen bohn, the fail mod of this dead blog and she's over there soiling GG and raging to try and save this dead blog.

Anonymous said...

no they weren't ~retard~. someone came out with the gracee a week or 2 ago and madelyn just last night. if you're going to nitpick, at least get your facts straight first.

actually, nitpicking retard, kai told me personally about her choices of gracee and madelyn the first week she found out she was pregnant. sorry that you're the last to know, honey.

Anonymous said...

get a life, doofus face.

Anonymous said...

this page is actually to the mod, ellen bohn, who could not be a bigger fail if she tried. you failed at trolling kai, you fail at trolling GG, you fail at trying to keep a blog alive. just end it all.

Anonymous said...

the only mad one is you, ellen bohn. go calm down before that BP gets too high. getting all worked up over GG and your dead blog.

Anonymous said...

on another note, kai is seriously considering naming her kid after the pretty ladies' made up bb troll name madelyn? omfg

blog loser's retarded comment that started all of this. seriously, how can you be so ignorant when you're literally here 24/7?

Anonymous said...

oh look, ellen bohn got an adsense account and plastered ads all over the blog. no wonder she's trying so fucking hard to revive it and get people back here lmfao.

Anonymous said...

rofl what a surprise. this retard doesnt want to own up to her retardation. we understand, sweetie pie


sweetie pie, why don't you use that tracker to realize there's more than one person? you baited the GGers and they all came checking your fail blog. use your brain.

Anonymous said...

ok fail mod, keep trying to make those adsense pennies. go rage at GG to try and get them to check your dead blog so you can make $0.0004 cents per view.

Anonymous said...

fail mod, sweetie, if all you do is scream at everyone for calling you out maybe it's time to give up on the dead blog? but you need something to do all day since you're a retard on disability.

Anonymous said...

of course fail mod is bringing up her idol, lilkaikaiz.

Anonymous said...

lilkaikaiz is the one always raging and Ellen/the mod. the bitch really regrets deleting MF during a manic episode

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn's new imaginary character to project on, lilkaikaiz. ellen's definitely having a manic episode and is ready to scream at lilkaikaiz all day now.

Anonymous said...

awe lkk really regrets rage deleting mf now. she could really use that 4 cent to put toward a new pack of panties

Anonymous said...

MF never even had ads, ellen. this shit blog does. you can stop trying.

Anonymous said...

it's sf pathetic how hard fail mod ellen bohn tries lmfao

Anonymous said...

MF never even had ads, ellen. this shit blog does. you can stop trying.

dont get mad at ellen just because you were too stupid to take advantage of your views, honey. ellen is rolling in the pennies now, honey!

Anonymous said...

is ellen bohn still sitting there thinking about MF and how it will come back any second now? rofl i bet that loon sits on MF refreshing all day too between this fail blog. MF and LKK was her life. she dedicated each and every second to it. now she has nothing but this dead blog.

Anonymous said...

fail mod ellen, go try trolling GG again to try and lure over those fat retards so you can get a view or two.

Anonymous said...

here's 4 more pennis for ellen's g-string. dont spend them all in one place, ellen bohn

Anonymous said...

dont get mad at ellen just because you were too stupid to take advantage of your views, honey. ellen is rolling in the pennies now, honey!

yeah and ellen is going to make BANK off 2 views a day and her 1,345,343 refreshes.

Anonymous said...

what do you think fail mod's check will look like?

pay : THREE AND 73/100 DOLLARS

to the order of : ELLEN J BOHN

check amount $3.73

Anonymous said...

you know ellen bohn sits there all day refreshing the dead blog, patrolling it and clicking her own ads.

Anonymous said...

and i clicked, and i clicked, and i clicked, and i clicked, and i clicked, and i clicked, and i clicked, and i clicked, and i clicked, and i clicked, and i clicked, and i clicked, and i clicked, and i clicked,

little did i know google considers this FRAUD

Anonymous said...

wtf was fail mod ellen even talking about kai finding the blog on google on a wii? this shit dead blog doesn't even show up on google lmfao

Anonymous said...

wtf was fail mod ellen even talking about kai finding the blog on google on a wii? this shit dead blog doesn't even show up on google lmfao

sit down, backwards retard. the big girls are arguing

Anonymous said...

i'm pretty sure when GGers were talking about MF they meant actual MF, not this dead blog no one can even find.

Anonymous said...

lmfaoooooo this mod and this blog are such massive FAILS!

Anonymous said...

http://youtu.be/BBnzv3sMquk?t=1m

Anonymous said...

you might want to delete this blog and try again with your 38th fail blog, ellen bohn.

Anonymous said...

everyone has adblock, sweetie. and it's 0.00004 of a penny. not 4 pennies. ellen is going to be here for 10 years trying to make $1.

Anonymous said...

ellen's mad. here she comes with her "random serious PL" personality to scold everyone.

Anonymous said...

lol re-fucking-tards taking your dead fail blogs so seriously

says the fail mod who owns the dead blog and patrols it literally 24/7 every single day and has ads up trying to make a cent off it.

Anonymous said...

everyone has adblock, sweetie. and it's 0.00004 of a penny. not 4 pennies. ellen is going to be here for 10 years trying to make $1.

why do you care, honey? you sound poor and jealous that you're not making 4 pennies, sweetie

Anonymous said...

says the fail mod who owns the dead blog and patrols it literally 24/7 every single day and has ads up trying to make a cent off it.

keep giving ellen j bohn more pennies for her new son, jonah. so sweet of you, ogre

Anonymous said...

ellen's mad. here she comes with her "random serious PL" personality to scold everyone.

what's the matter, sweetie? do you finally feel stupid for raging so hard over a dead fail blog?

Anonymous said...

ellen, sweetie, i had no idea you were that desperate for money, honey. how much do you need? i have a 4 foot long blank check i want to give you, where should i mail it?

Anonymous said...

i'll give ellen bohn 4 pennies if i can chunk them straight at her face

Anonymous said...

I use cloth padds and I love them

pr1ncessellen, official fail mod of sunflower academy said...

you saw my garage shelf that i have to use to hold my son's diapers and formula. so why do you want to deny me the opportunity to make some extra cash for my son? everyone here would love to get cash for sitting on there ass all day dont lie

Anonymous said...

24/7 resident fail troll raged hard enough for one hour. she had to go back to her other tab(GG) to calm down

Anonymous said...

thats what me and what everyone in my office does. we just sit and get paid. our work only takes 1 hour to do so we have 7 hours of jurist boredom, I love my job!

Anonymous said...

ew i find it distasteful that fail mod is trying to make money offher dead shit blog. let's go girls. it's over. this is it. goodbye. none of us can ever come back. *tee-yur* *waddles away*

Anonymous said...

that's most people with decent jobs. then there's ellen bohn, sitting in her smelly trailer hitting F5 for the billionth time this week checking her dead blog and clicking her own ads for the 4000th time that day.

Anonymous said...

ellen is mad and having a psychotic episode. poor thing.

Anonymous said...

you mf-ites sure are raging today. is there a shortage of cheerios? cable outage? wut got you angry today?

Anonymous said...

they all need to eat my snatch. its narcotic effects will calm them down

Anonymous said...

lol at herpderp raging. "Kailyn originally told me all of the names, she didn't tell MF lol." then why have we been talking about madelyn for months now, HMMMMM?

on a side note, where is jenn (moarfail)? that was her blog and lilkaikaiz shut it down. did she go to asia and just never come back?

Anonymous said...

she grew up and got a life. ellen bohn of course can't do that and is desperately trying to keep "da blawg" alive.

Anonymous said...

today was a shitty day at work today. I am now drinking and will be drunk by 5:30 pm. prepare

Anonymous said...

I need to amp up my tampon collection. Going to Walgreens.

Anonymous said...

I use cloth tampons. they are so much better and I mean it. try it. they're so comfy!

Anonymous said...

prepare for what? lmao is that you ellen? prepare for your drunk raging? you really think this fail blog is your job and you pretend you're a professional blogger career woman. you probably have some dollar tree "filofax" too and jot down your notes and decorate it in dollar stickers. such a loser. you will never be jennifer ross, honey.

Anonymous said...

yep there's ellen talking about tampon collections like she's jen. lmfao what a psycho.

Anonymous said...

cloth tampon collection? don't tell me its disposibles..

Anonymous said...

I'm looking for a toxic shock syndrome kind of tampon. Any advise?

Anonymous said...

Does anyjuan have a washi tape collection and why would anyjuan want one?

Anonymous said...

I'm making pasts now so that I don't have to when I'm drunk and have the munchies

Anonymous said...

pasta*

Anonymous said...

she grew up and got a life. ellen bohn of course can't do that and is desperately trying to keep "da blawg" alive.

too bad you cant do the same, lilkaikaiz. i guess youre just destined to be a 24/7 raging blog loser

Anonymous said...

lmfao lkk got owned. she's def the blog raging loser. she's both in love and hates smellen. remember we were spamming smellen's address and lkk was like MOARFAIL GIRLS HAVE GONE TOO FAR!

Anonymous said...

she grew up and got a life. ellen bohn of course can't do that and is desperately trying to keep "da blawg" alive.

honey-poopie-darling-dummy-dearie, you and you alone are the one keeping the blog alive with the 24 hours a day, 365 days a year schedule you put in =]

Anonymous said...

ok ellen bohn

Anonymous said...

tampon sucking lkk has no words for her lover except a simple 'ok'

Anonymous said...

yo butt stank

Anonymous said...

ellen is on her 8th character to rage about all day. still won't get a job though.

Anonymous said...

for*

Anonymous said...

I'm "sleepy drunk" & I'm laughing harder than I should - ea19 on GG

how so the drunk on here is ea19?

Anonymous said...

oh*

Anonymous said...

Moarfail, (the REAL MF) has a new post girls! It's alive again!!!! Woooooo *voice crack*

Anonymous said...

liar

Anonymous said...

she's the retard that doesn't link anything

Anonymous said...

lkk is one sad sac of obese shit. smh. lmfao. ROFL. lol. cackling. omfg. omg. omfglol. omfglolroflz.

Anonymous said...

is ellen bohn still here talking to herself on her dead blog?

Anonymous said...

is ellen bohn still here talking to herself on her dead blog?

nope. you're here too, fatso

Anonymous said...

is ellen bohn still here talking to herself on her dead blog?

no. only you.

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