Monday, 13 January 2014

Kai's Official Crotch Turd!



Kailyn is now officially 14 weeks pregnant! She has been parading in maternity wear on her Instagram and is claiming her obese belly is the baby. She has been stuffing her potato head with unhealthy drinks and snacks too because babby will apparently filter out all of the shit. Kailyn Mama has already bought girls clothes for the FAS crotch turd before even knowing the sex of the baby and Kai is thuper essited to find out what she is having! Aside from her being pregnant she has been keeping to the usual schedule of being lazy, eating copious amounts of junk, hoarding makeup and hardly seeing Madd. Kai saw her once a month husband over the Christmas period so he could give her shitty gifts of a Hello Kitty blanket and cup. She also posed for photos with Granny, Mama and Papa Wilcher like a true socialite!




Kai's massive keg belly in all its hideous glory.



Here she is holding her stomach as if all that fat is her baby bump.



Triplets!



Mama and Papa Wilcher. It is sad when you look older than your parents, Kai's incredible weight gain has aged her by 40 years.

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Anonymous said...

im going to turn off my ad blocker each day and visit sunfloweracademy to increase ellen j bohn's earnings

i love helping those in need

Anonymous said...

prepare for what? lmao is that you ellen? prepare for your drunk raging? you really think this fail blog is your job and you pretend you're a professional blogger career woman. you probably have some dollar tree "filofax" too and jot down your notes and decorate it in dollar stickers. such a loser. you will never be jennifer ross, honey.

What a darling projection story, honey! Thank you so much for all those details on how you keep record of all your fail trolling. Hilarious. Exactly what kind of stickers did you put all over your dollar tree filofax, sweetheart? LOL

Anonymous said...

owned. blog resident retard gets owned for the trillionth time. when will she learn?

Anonymous said...

omfg I'm really drink right now. thank the lords for spell check huh

Anonymous said...

I have been befriending Ariel for a while now and have lots of kai lulz!

Anonymous said...

lmao wtf is ariel thethstar doing? she's been churning out fail videos as if she has an audience

Anonymous said...

kai ruined another friendship. ariel seems kind of dumb but still smarter than kai, and she could have been sort of a mentor to kai. kai probably went over to ariels home and laughed at it and asked where her upstairs lavender master bedroom was and when ariel said there wasnt one kai said it was boring and wanted to go back home

Anonymous said...

ariel just renovated a cute 2 bedroom home with her husband. then there's kai, who's pregnant and content living with her mommy while her husband lives at his parents' house. when was the last time kai even saw hubby matt? christmas?

Anonymous said...

Gg just started a thread for mypurplylife the chick that's crying about being unemployed and can't buy new washi tape. Lulz started by a Jen fan.

Anonymous said...

Is that when roger gets off the short bus. We will be calling CPS for you.

Anonymous said...

Lol did you guys see ea19 claim she was a pre law student and works and isn't a fatty? That's why she's on GG more than anyone and threw a fit about someone accusing Kai of labored breathing.

Anonymous said...

No one curr about ea19 except you. Wut a butt licker you are.

Anonymous said...

my fat sweeties <3

who loves ya baby?

Anonymous said...

fat people can troll too! they just have to hide and pretend to be skinny

Anonymous said...

the only fattie is the one from GG that is stalking ea19

Anonymous said...

get off your fat fucking ass and make me. You fucking cunt.

Make you do what, hon? Stop eating Cheetos?

Anonymous said...

stahp trying to make moarfail happen. It already happened.

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/kDAwALlhfW/

speaking of fat asses...kai is probably already yelling downstairs for lisa to warm up the minivan. grocery trip!

Anonymous said...

Put your cheesey Cheetos fingers up your twat and lick

Anonymous said...

is ellen ok i think she caved and went on a crack binge

Anonymous said...

i wonder what the poor fat losers are doing tonight?

Anonymous said...

Girls?

Hell-o?

I don't see any weights listed...

I need to know the weight of everyone here. I'm going to write it down and file it away in my dollar tree filofax which has scooby doo stickers all over it (its really cool)

Anonymous said...

stahp trying to make moarfail happen. It already happened.

your breath smells like rotten eggs

Anonymous said...

drake left jessica again

http://youtu.be/tYdhaPC57GI

Anonymous said...

get off your snatch and

Get it together©

Anonymous said...

lulz i just finished watching jess' video. it's kinda fishy how he just up and left without "any warning". there had to be some signs that he was unhappy.

Anonymous said...

the story is weird. this happens to her EVERY pregnancy

Anonymous said...

I'm marsha and you uglies are jan

Anonymous said...

Marcia's fine & Cindy's fair yet I'd rather have their blind sister Jan
during recess on a settee, davenport, couch, love seat, sofa or divan
as she's blue-eyed, blonde, spunky, plucky, law-abiding, sexy & tan
Time is of the essence as 2nd chicky Jan lives a shrinking lifespan
In the toilet, thru a window, up a tree, or in the burrow of one mole
I will love Jan on a swing, under a bridge, or atop a telephone pole
She can be mocking masons, churning butter or manning a garrison
castigating firemen, granting credit or singing like George Harrison

Anonymous said...

she likes to get knocked up before marriage, its the edgy redhead thing to do

Anonymous said...

red heads are better than you.

Anonymous said...

hate the Brady parents. They are self-obsessed and clueless, especially the father. Does he even know he has children...? So concerned about getting the last screw in the shelf... what a lowlife. Also, who designed the mother's outfit... NASA? I know they were trying to be modern, but this space-age nonsense was for the birds. Get real, Sherwood Schwartz. Also, Marcia needs to turn the sexual energy down a notch

Anonymous said...

are you cackling at brady bunch forums? isnt that where all the 80 year olds go when they use the internet

Anonymous said...

no, it's youtube, old fart.

Anonymous said...

i bet it's the same old cunt that went on and on about the golden girls aka a granny show.

Anonymous said...

ok just making sure

Anonymous said...

just because someone enjoys a classic television program it does not automatically mean they are of an advanced age

Anonymous said...

ok thanks for getting back to me on that. i was sitting here, stroking my beard and wondering

Anonymous said...

http://youtu.be/MYcqToQzzGY

Anonymous said...

ok thanks for getting back to me on that. i was sitting here, stroking my beard and wondering

lay off the crackpipe old geezer

Anonymous said...

ugh #oldpeople nuff said

Anonymous said...

::booty claps::

i used some old school semi colons for theme night

Anonymous said...

i meant colons

Anonymous said...

story time!

Anonymous said...

lmfao @ the fact that jessica will now be a single mom of 4 and she's barely 23. she wanted babbies, she even manipulated to get babbies, now she has a lot of babbies. happyeasterbai!

Anonymous said...

Maureen Lewis just sign up and posted on GG. Is that really you momo?

mooren seems to be missing lately.

I heard rumors that she freaked out and decided to drive to Africa, you know, since her DL was reinstated.

Anonymous said...

jess is only 21 dummy

Anonymous said...

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/p403x403/550350_445923632203684_1947386953_n.jpg

what a milf

Anonymous said...

how is our resident self-hating, drunk-eyed psycho anyway? anything new on twitter? did she say if she got her license back (dear god, i hope not)?

Anonymous said...

maureen's probably in jail. she hasn't updated twitter since january 22. she hasn't updated FB since january 25, and someone changed her profile picture on january 31. wasn't her birthday the 27 or something? no mention of it anywhere.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIti4MBDMTU

rolling my eyes when kai says "i can't believe i forgot i had these in my collection and never used them!" no fucking shit, kai. you'd think she would've learned to stop hoarding new producks and use what she already has, especially with babby maddy on the way, but nope.

Anonymous said...

nate has been really active on fb lately tho. it's really weird for her to be mia for so long.

Anonymous said...

she did mention her birthday, and how all the fat whales made their way to her trailer to fight for her love, pay for her ice cream, and beg for sex. that was the last update i remember. lol did she delete those tweets because of how farfetched her story sounded?

Anonymous said...

8 days until kai's baby is pronounced dead, a boy, or a mermaid! sooooo ethightit

Anonymous said...

rewatching safety for our baby!! high and cackling

"mahm, why are there all these edithit videoths about me on the internet?"

Anonymous said...

that was jan 22, the whales celebrated her birthday early because her actual birthday is january 26 or around there.

Anonymous said...

howling. kai doesnt want the mean haters to get her baby's cell phone number and harass it

Anonymous said...

"iths not about me anymore, iths about my baby"

*proceeds to buy useless drugstore makeup, and doesnt do a single thing to prepare for her child*

Anonymous said...



• Fucking birthday baby voice
• I find it hard to believe Jen has never purchased a Bendel’s candle
• Boiled chicken? To go in boiled carcass soup?
• Gratuitous Winnie fondling
• Awesome – another windy ear splitting walk with Winnie
• Telling us Winnie is frolicking and then smelling
• My dogs just have to sit for a treat. And only one of them because the other has bad hips.
• Wait…asking for comments on how to organize coupons…from OrganizedLikeJen???
• Imagine a basket being versatile
• Popping into Staples with nothing particular in mind…definitely cutting back
• Oh how nice, a frozen pancake for the best husband ever’s birthday.
• I wonder if she spent the entire day Sunday in her office decorating her Filofax…
• Makes perfect sense to be talking about football and zoom in on Winnie
• Oh, another birthday reminder (trolling much?)
• Bad at math
• $0.50 for special glue air? Fuck me.
• Forgot to vlog? Isn’t that in your planner? Isn’t that your job?
• Pool table then billiard table the back to pool table all to talk about ping pong
o How appropriate to shop at Dick’s
• She’s pretty strong? ---- sorry nearly peed my pants laughing
• Irish pubby = American bar food
• If you like onion rings at the Irish pubby place, then you like onion rings
• A whirlwind to get to LA? Because it is so hard to pack & get on a plane.
• If you have time to decorate your planner, you have too much time to even need a planner
• “Neesh” is how I learned to pronounce “niche”. Also, amazing she didn’t do the “is that how it’s pronounced?”
• So, FilofaxinLikeJen soon? Yes?
• Trust me Jen, all these planner whores want to be noticed & recognized.
• These planners are not intricate works of art. It is scrapbooking paper, washi tape & stickers.
• I am willing to bet Jen bought a personal sized Filofax to use as her “wallet”, because that is what the planner whores do.
• No doubt she bought a shit load of tabs & sticky notes in Staples
• Collection is the PC term for hoarding
• Chit chat tidbit? The fuck is that?
• There was a moment in the chit chat tidbit where her mouth reminded me of The Joker
• Toni is now one of Jen’s friends…
• Could that end screen have any more shit on it?
• I am kind of disappointed there was no washi/sticker/tab/sticky haul
• A few more months & she will be into Project Life as well

Random pet pisser offer…
Fucking duplicate cross posts of every Facebook, Instagram post on twitter. And multiple posts about one fucking video.

Oh and I am pretty sure Jen can't get pregnant until MakeupByTiffanyD does

Anonymous said...

http://i.imgur.com/0EG7H1m.jpg


goomba hughes for the pl who asked yesterday (?)

Anonymous said...

Postby jordyl♥ves » Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:24 pm

I don't have a problem with Kai wearing bows and being into to cutesy fashion...

It's just, she's not cute so it looks sad.

I'm not gonna lie, I occasionally wear bows... but then again I take "kawaii fashion" seriously, and my bows don't usually stand out, and they're not overly patterned.

Good to know jordyloves, good to know, sweetie.

Anonymous said...

if jess had her first kid at 18 in 2010...she's at least 22, turning 23 this year. pretty sure her oldest isn't 3.

Anonymous said...

i tried to watch jen's vlog yesterday and i couldn't get get passed 5 minutes. idk how gg finds her worth talking about, it's not like there's any drama or lulz surrounding jen

Anonymous said...

That Summer
By: Anonymous

We will always remember that summer. The summer Kai and Madd played grownded mommy and daddy in Mama Wilcher's vacant home.

They cooked weiners on a grill. They bought salad from the grocery store buffet. Madd showed Kai how to wash one load of clothes, and she vowed to never enter the laundry room ever again. They made love in the living room! They went night swimmin'. They ate fast food at midnight! They watched netflix. They ran around the house naked. That summer is over now. Only a memory. That time has passed. Now Madd and Kailyn have to think responsibilities for their child. But, we will always remember that summer.

Anonymous said...

if jess had her first kid at 18 in 2010...she's at least 22, turning 23 this year. pretty sure her oldest isn't 3.

just stop fail troll. why do you even try to argue about things you know nothing about. everything in your comment is incorrect.

Anonymous said...

at this point i'm pretty sure that kai got pregnant so she could have an excuse for being obese. now it's "wow, you're fat" "you're rood i'm prenint!"

she's been passing her huge gut as a bump ever since

Anonymous said...

How old is her oldest? I always thought lily looked older than she is

Anonymous said...

ok smellen, are you really that butthurt because you were wrong about some ugly freckled bitch who can't stop shitting out kids?

so embarrassed for you, sweetie. go look it up and find out how wrong you are, hon. its really not a big deal but you seem to have a really hard time with being corrected.

Anonymous said...

jessica's birthday is mar 7, 1992 you can watch the first few seconds of her dml and find that out, lazy flop troll

Anonymous said...

i really hope jordyloves is just a retarded 12 year old. otherwise, there is no excuse for her comments. watch her be a 35 year old house daughter though

Anonymous said...

is ellen bohn still here talking to herself trying to make her dead blog seem alive and well?

Anonymous said...

fucking pro life repukes. they will do everything to make sure every poor cracked out methhead cant get an abortion and that her unwanted child is born into a poverty stricken sex den, but the second its born they are done. no welfare, no strategies, no help

Anonymous said...

is ellen bohn still here talking to herself trying to make her dead blog seem alive and well?

no, sweetie. looks like you're still here and have been for the past 7-8 years. thanks for marking yourself present

Anonymous said...

and there's ellen raging. yep, it's her talking to herself. thanks for confirming, hun. keep patrolling GG then talking to yourself here.

Anonymous said...

is ellen bohn still here talking to herself trying to make her dead blog seem alive and well?

i see you're still sitting that chair into submission, blog loser. what did that poor, unassuming chair ever do to you anyway?

Anonymous said...

any uh who

this page is for justin uh bieber

Anonymous said...

Pinks of oxy needs to step away from Ross.

Anonymous said...

you mean squat you fucking rere??

lol does it matter? everyone knows youre not going to do either one, you bedridden sweetblob

Anonymous said...

lol does it matter? everyone knows youre not going to do either one, you bedridden sweetblob

mad that u have to turn me over every hour, lowly paid lpn bedside nurse?

Anonymous said...

Kai went on her monthly Red Robin date with Matt, soo cute!


Get it together

Anonymous said...

mad that u have to turn me over every hour, lowly paid lpn bedside nurse?

it is what it is

Anonymous said...

However, I do not care for the raging retarded gal that resides here.

aka you.add also talks to herself in third person.

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn has lost it completely. she sits here all day talking to herself pretending all the PLs are back and that her blog is alive. then the second she gets called out she breaks character(s) and rages away like her typical retard self. such an obvious transparent retarded loser.

Anonymous said...

lmao of course the raging retarded gal knew exactly who she is, got offended and started trying to defend herself

Anonymous said...

lmfao ikr???? and of course she went on her ellen rant. so predictable.

Anonymous said...

is ellen bohn STILL here patrolling her dead blog and talking to herself? get a job already, loser.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
http://i.imgur.com/0EG7H1m.jpg

goomba hughes for the pl who asked yesterday (?)

That was me..
I <3 YOU!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH, PL!!!

Anonymous said...

is tampon sucker STILL here?

Anonymous said...

ea19: Hay AveryJuan!

GG hasn’t been that wild this week, same old same old, we are all counting down the days to find out the thex of bb wheelchair. Friendly reminder, that will happen on February 13th!

Quick run down:

The baby names were revealed by Tiramisuforyou & I was one of the people that then PM’ed a lot of you. I am still getting messages asking for the names so for those of you who don't know, they are Aiden & Madelyn.
Madd + Kailyn = Madelyn :roll:

Reducto owes us some dirt, apparently she knows why the friendship of the century has ceased to exist. Good luck Reducto & I hope you prevail!

We have a new thread dedicated to our Kween’s unique dialect:
[url=http://gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?f=53&t=10052]viewtopic.php?f=53&t=10052
Thank you Bi-winning for the lulz this will induce

Kai went down Madd’s & they look as happy as ever :?

Another reminder, I am not a mod but I am a very active poster so I see a lot of things that go against site rules. Let’s refrain from disrespecting baby Aiden by wondering if something went wrong with him, that’s just morbid. Please get it together.
Also, rule #1 of Guru Gossiper states to be polite to posters. That means, be empathetic of what they are sharing with us & if you disagree please find a way to articulate that in a respectful manner.

Once again, newcomers, welcome & please refer to the FAQ & Fail threads. If you have further questions leave those in the FAQ, we don’t want to lose gems.
Fails: [url=http://gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?f=53&t=9654]viewtopic.php?f=53&t=9654
FAQ: [url=http://gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?f=53&t=8450]viewtopic.php?f=53&t=8450

Also, amazing screenshots are to be submitted in the picture dump, no discussion in that thread!
Dump: [url=http://gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?f=53&t=10017]viewtopic.php?f=53&t=10017

Last, but definitely not least. One of our posters has passed away, thank you to AN0N for notifying everyone that LuckyCharmz is no longer with us. She passed away from an untreated infection, this should be an eye opener for all of us to listen to our bodies! But also that behind the crazy usernames & knee slapping posts we are all humans, let’s try to be more empathetic of one another.
Rest in peace LuckyCharmz, you will be dearly missed by your fellow gossipers, your friends & family will remain in my thoughts :love:

Let’s all get it together in the name of lavender & fly through this thread like we have with others!!

I was dying to title this NeverDownMadd's but Clucks N Fries got a lot of votes tho yeah lol


Holy shit this bitch needs a hobby! She's yelling at all the ladies who don't cry and weep at the loss of fellow fatass es losing their hideous crotch turds. Pre law student FYI!!!!!!!!!! Not a mod tho!!!!! Pathetic hideous fat troll.

Anonymous said...

"Kai went on her monthly Red Robin date with Matt, soo cute!"

you mean one of the the 3 annual trips they take? they don't even see each other monthly.

Anonymous said...

http://i.imgur.com/cc7WVrY.png


wtf gg is sf buggy and annoying

Anonymous said...

ea really needs to gtfo the internet for more than 2 hours at a time jfc is she ever not on? also..

"becuase I look at this kid completely separate from Kai and Matt"
wut? the kid is going to be kai and madd in one

Anonymous said...

She seems to have been getting a little blow back in the past few days. All of the other semi-regular posters seem to be happy with the way she does things for some reason... She wants to be a mod REALLY fucking bad. lololol

Anonymous said...

I don't understand how more people don't fucking hate her? She's sf annoying and you can practically smell her through the screen as she slams on her keyboard
Diddling thinking about Kai

Anonymous said...

I think the thing that irritates me about her most is the fact that she doesn't seem to know how to make a signature. I don't know why that irritates me so much. Maybe because half of the posts in each thread are her and I have to see it so often... lolol

Anonymous said...

ea19's pic was posted a couple pages back, I'm not wading through the rere raging to grab it.
I don't get how she has time to live on GG and be prelaw.

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/stephanyl25


this is ea19. she's not hideous or anything, but jfc i'm tired of her on gg too. sf glad others are getting fed up with her like I was.

Anonymous said...

and she is following both real kai and fake kai.

Anonymous said...

ea19 is taking after bigfatman and just living on gg. get a lyfe.

Anonymous said...

jen better hurry up and sell her mk bag. dicknose leno is selling hers.

http://www.ebay.com/sch/Tiffanyld7/m.html?_ipg=50&_sop=12&_rdc=1

Anonymous said...

http://stephanyyl.blogspot.com/

ea19

Anonymous said...

http://stephanyyl.blogspot.com/

chola needs to meet a pair of tweezers.

Anonymous said...

Thay HALLOW

Anonymous said...

Madd made me cooOOOOOKieth!!!

Anonymous said...

Last, but definitely not least. One of our posters has passed away, thank you to AN0N for notifying everyone that LuckyCharmz is no longer with us. She passed away from an untreated infection, this should be an eye opener for all of us to listen to our bodies! But also that behind the crazy usernames & knee slapping posts we are all humans, let’s try to be more empathetic of one another.
Rest in peace LuckyCharmz, you will be dearly missed by your fellow gossipers, your friends & family will remain in my thoughts

Is this real life? We joke over here about fail troll getting MRSA from sitting on her ass too long and never bathing. Its a real concern on GG.

and omg her username LuckyCharmz..so. hard. to. not. laugh.

Anonymous said...

not so lucky was she?

*smacks self*

i guess her lucky rabbit's foot wasn't enough?

*bites fist*

maybe she should have showered instead of rubbing lucky charms on her bedsores?

Anonymous said...

But also that behind the crazy usernames & knee slapping posts we are all humans, let’s try to be more empathetic of one another.

What a big time loser. Holy shit. That level of loserdom only comes around once in a while

Anonymous said...

*breaks wind in honor of the fallen GGer*

We sometimes forget what a dangerous job fail trolling can be

Anonymous said...

the chick who announced her death said her name was Biz and that she was "pretty popular on Tumblr"

Any Juan have the Tumblr link? I wanna see pics of her.

Anonymous said...

omfg i bet she is scarlet scarlet was always on MF trying to organize those tcs and be in control of pingering dani.

she got told to fuck. off. and must have gone to GG to be with her kind

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Tumblr, who still keeps up with FatTaylor? She rekindled things with her husbint during her pregnancy, had the second kid, and now she hates him again lmfao. She literally posts nothing about him and refuses to answer questions about her relationship on Tumblr.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand how you die of an infection like that super young unless you're on chemo or some shit. Like you literally had to have been sick for a good period of time and just refused to go get help thinking it'll go away on its own.

Anonymous said...

maybe she got meningitis and her brain 'sploded.

sahrry bella!

Anonymous said...

lulz wtf happened to Lucy Ann Lawyer and Rachel Olsen?

Anonymous said...

lmao ea19 has dreams of being queen of the ggers.

youre not even a mod. and how the fuck are there enough hours in the day for you to have 574 posts since jan 22?

Anonymous said...

rachel fucked off. lucy ann is now blamitonthealtitude (sp?) on gg. she cganged it when all the grannies in jen's thread did. she made a reference to the whole ~mf notahatergator~ thing in the kai thread a few days ago. i kinda giggle exhaled when i read it.

Anonymous said...

i sincerely hope you mean January 22nd, 2013

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Tumblr, who still keeps up with FatTaylor? She rekindled things with her husbint during her pregnancy, had the second kid, and now she hates him again lmfao. She literally posts nothing about him and refuses to answer questions about her relationship on Tumblr.

i check her blog and IG now and then. she is making more yt videos. did you see her kitchen? is her fat stupid husband paying for that nice home she lives in while she gets gifts from creeps for oiling up her fat bags online?

Anonymous said...

jan 22 of 2013....

Anonymous said...

i sincerely hope you mean January 22nd, 2013

lol oh ok that makes more sense

Anonymous said...

luckycharmz probably had flesh eating disorder

Anonymous said...

maybe ea19 is paki whoa?

Anonymous said...

oh yeah, goold ole Afshawn! and Momo's shadow lurking in the background, lmao

Anonymous said...

shameless fattie

http://youtu.be/nn-rP37Ip_4?t=5m36s

Anonymous said...

nah. as much as i hate to say it, ea19 is prettier than whoa ever could be.

ea19:

http://distilleryimage7.ak.instagram.com/d31830b48c6811e390dd127b467bd7bf_8.jpg

whoa:

http://imgur.com/a/hv6ED

Anonymous said...

the last time i lolled at fat taylor was at christmas she had a christmasst photo set and she looked like a fat whale as usual sprawled out on the bed

Anonymous said...

http://imgur.com/a/zafy7

miranda mod...

Anonymous said...

The main reason I cannot stand FatTaylor is because she claims to be body positive and this "wise" person who poses as a mentor and role model for young girls, but she's actually the most disgusting piece of shit. And I'm not even talking physically. Personality wise, she's just so fucking hypocritical and greedy. She claims to love her body, but if she really loved how fucking obese she was, she wouldn't work those myspace angles and lights and filters as hard as she does. She pictures that truly portrayed her were the Juggmaster photoshoot. When people started talking about it, she claimed that she and the photographer just didn't work well together. lmao, no. He shot you in broad daylight, head on. With your stomach in full view.
Did you watch the video of chloe doing her makeup? She was super self conscious to show her body in full view. Same with the blender challenge, She kept awkwardly kai-picking at her shirt and putting her hand over her stomach. Her videos are shot at a HIGH angle, just enough to cut out the big forehead, minimize the bird nose, and get the veiny udders in view.
She recently fessed up to hating her nose and she would "totally" get a nose job if she had the money *wink wink, desperate, rich, computer geek virgins*
But she would NEEEEVER get a breast reduction because that's her body and she loves it the way it is!
No. It's grossly bad for your back and you keep them around for money and attention

Anonymous said...

I am convinced that the only reason her husbint doesn't divorce her is because he doesn't want to pay alimony.

Anonymous said...

lulz yeah she can't stop looking at herself in the viewfinder.

Anonymous said...

Did you watch the video of chloe doing her makeup?



she was already wearing makeup at the beginning too.

Anonymous said...

I am convinced that the only reason her husbint doesn't divorce her is because he doesn't want to pay alimony.

thats probably it. she seems like one of those shady hoes who looks for a wallet and then traps him where he has to keep her up either way. the reason i hate her is because she is so fake. she is playing everyone of her followers with her love and acceptance bullshit. she wants money and attention.period.

Anonymous said...

she loves her big nasty fat bags so much because she has always used them to manipulate men and get what she wants. she also knows they are the ONLY reason she is relevant on the internet

Anonymous said...

the reason i hate her is because she is so fake. she is playing everyone of her followers with her love and acceptance bullshit. she wants money and attention.period.

lmao ikr. One minute "love and acceptance. Free mouth kisses to all followers! Let me be your new best friend! I LOVE YOU!"

Next minute, self-proclaimed "sass queen" and yelling at her horny virgin followers who beg her for n00dz because IM SICK, GOD. NO I CANT TAKE PHOTOS. NO I WONT DISCUSS THIS.

then it's always "send me mail! buy me things! buy my merch!"

Anonymous said...

she totally bitchfaced when she was disqualified for a shorty award lulz

Anonymous said...

LMAO! how is that supposed to be sexy tho? like even if you're into fat chicks, how is that even sexy? She looks like she's lazing around. and why is she wearing a sweater? lmao. if you're gonna be in lingerie, commit to it.

Anonymous said...

❤️love you madelynwilcherhughes @ GG❤️

Anonymous said...

ea19 tried to defend herself by claiming people are "keeping tabs on her". bitch, game over. you might as well change your username and start over, and try not to be an overbearing retard next time?

Anonymous said...

madelynwilcherhughes is a dumbass, too. she's the blog resident on here that always rages and writes paragraphs. she's probably the one always raging at Ellen. now its ea19

Anonymous said...

she's probably the one always raging at Ellen. now its ea19

lmfao the pls called it! we said that cunt was going to obsess over ea19 now and stalk her.

Anonymous said...

yeah madelynwilcherhughes doesn't know when to stop. she is last wording everything just like the blog loser does here

Anonymous said...

like most things in fail troll world, madelynwilcherhughes' glorious triumph was short lived

Anonymous said...

lmfao I bet madelynwilcherhughes thought she'd be our queen

Anonymous said...

well maybe if she knew when to stfu...

Anonymous said...

madelynwilcherhughes is definitely the blog resident loser on here always taking things so seriously.

Anonymous said...

yeah then she came on here saying she was going to gpbe drunk by 6pm or something and to be prepared lmfao

Anonymous said...

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1/p403x403/1601544_448043701991677_1118991558_n.jpg

you know kai has been harrassing mama wilcher to take her to "ultrasound place" ever since she read that the sex organs are now visible

Anonymous said...

guess what? i hope kailyn marie wilcher and matthew todd hughes baby dies soon, preferably now.

Anonymous said...

i never had aspirations of becoming an abortion dr until i found out kai was pregnant

Whitney said...

http://youtu.be/yj-tQ09IJ5w

madd and i listen to this song after he drops his overgrown whale off at her mom's

Anonymous said...

wtf is wickedwitch_ she literally thanks everybody

Anonymous said...

http://i.imgur.com/6gQspu9.png

Anonymous said...

wording*

Anonymous said...

on the bright side, even kai's offspring, by some miracle, survives birth, she will drop it on its neck and kill it on the way home. #optimistic

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/_19sl


change your name all you want, stephany.

Anonymous said...

lulz and cardiac patient?

Anonymous said...

pretty sure lopez is chola not paki

Anonymous said...

*wheeze exhale*

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn is so, so sick.

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn is all riled up now. she was going to take a nap since she's been babbling to herself on her dead blog since 3am, but now she has to rage at madelynwilcherhughes for 12 hours.

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Anonymous said...

Leave Meghan alone, fail troll

Anonymous said...

Gender Female

Location detroit, michigan

Introduction i'm just a wide eye'd girl trying to make sense of life. i know i have a lot of time to do it, but to be honest... patience was never really on my side.

Anonymous said...

ellen leaving ESL retard comments again that make no sense. calm down sweetie, you'll end up in the ER again.

honey-retard-sweetie-dummy, if it didn't make sense, it was only because your pea brain has withered away from lack of stimulation. Another Friday on the blog for you, huh, pea brained sweetie?

Anonymous said...

I PUT DETROIT CITY BACK ON THE MAP I SAID HELL YEAH IM GIVING IT BACK

Anonymous said...

ellen and meghan leave 99% of the comments on this dead blog and patrol GG all day long instead of working. then they both rage when they're called out. trash, trash, trash.

Anonymous said...

Look at the mentally handicapped reject of GG, madelynwilcherhughes, getting so excited over having a new name to rage at all weekend! She probably planted that comment

Anonymous said...

meghan's profile has got a whopping 2 views since being posted. this blog isn't dead though! ellen and meghan arent talking to themselves all day long! nope!

Anonymous said...

Look at the mentally handicapped reject of GG, madelynwilcherhughes, getting so excited over having a new name to rage at all weekend! She probably planted that comment


ok ellen. go back to your ranting to yourself about GG, hun.

Anonymous said...

ok ellen. go back to your ranting to yourself about GG, hun.

Ok, sweetie, as soon as you take a bath and get a job.

Anonymous said...

madelynwilcherhughes is actually meghan lee. her obvious comment bashing ea19 is def her.

Anonymous said...

why couldn't it have been fail troll instead of luckycharmz?

Anonymous said...

meghan is just a pigment of your lippienation. you will remember nothing

SPICKY SPICKY SPAN

VOMOOSE

Anonymous said...

madelynwilcherhughes will share the same fate as luckycharmz.

Anonymous said...

is ellen bohn done having a psychotic manic episode? you call her out and she doesn't stop for over an hour.

Anonymous said...

madelynwilcherhughes still here being a retard

Anonymous said...

is ellen bohn done having a psychotic manic episode? you call her out and she doesn't stop for over an hour.

honey, are you spending your 9,567th weekend on the blog? go wash between your fat rolls and elevate your ham hock legs, sweetheart. didn't you hear what happened to luckycharmz?

Anonymous said...

ellen's in labor

Anonymous said...

of course the epitome of subhuman trash, ellen jessica bohn doesnt give one fuck about being in labor. all she's worried about is putting on eyeliner. this child is just another tax break and pawn piece for child support to her. too bad she's a drug addict and the state will take jonah away asap

Anonymous said...

ellen's trashy family are probably raiding the hospital cabinets and shoving everything in their bags that isn't nailed down

Anonymous said...

madelynwilcherhughes is still here raging and blabbing in paragraphs

Anonymous said...

u gotta git dat dirt off ya shouldaz

Anonymous said...

kailyn's gotta. git. dat. dandruff off her shoulda

Anonymous said...

kailyn just kiked me and told me that jews did wtc

Anonymous said...

does the hospital know that smellen is taking her baby home to a moldy trailer park and a makeshift crib made out of two refrigerator boxes

Anonymous said...

kai is on kik trying to have sext with people. she said "its been since october" and she needs a "hot beef injection" big pimply thirsty ogre

Anonymous said...

we know that Meghan blogger was a plant by you so you can rage at some imaginary character.

right? sf obvious. there was absolutely no information on it that led to any real person. fail fuck strikes again and again. she has way too much time on her hands on the weekends

Anonymous said...

today is the first and last time ellen will see her baby! CPS is going to show up any second now ready to snatch the poor deformed baby away from that abusive monster ellen bohn.

Anonymous said...

madelynwilcherhughes the psychotic snapped lunatic ALWAYS makes up some new character to rage at when she embarrasses herself and gets outed.

do everyone a favor and jam a steak knife through your frontal lobe, sweet loon

Anonymous said...

ok meghan, keep projecting onto your 34th character, madelynwicherhughes.

Anonymous said...

one lobotomy coming right up for sweet madelynwilcherhughes!

Anonymous said...

lmao madelynwilcherhughes thought she would queen troll supreme by this time today. rofl

Anonymous said...

look where big fat lazy slobs kai and madd couldnt wait to park

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=448131508649563&set=a.335091479953567.1073741828.334831726646209&type=1&theater

Anonymous said...

you know retard madd thought it was the coolest thing in the world and kai just unhinged her dentures and gorilla laughed

Anonymous said...

what is that fat pig kai doing? she can't waddle with her massive gut into stores? she's only 18 weeks pregnant, save that spot for an actual 8 month pregnant lady.

Anonymous said...

lmao even her stans are coming down on her, you know she dgaf and will keep doing it, she just wont post pics of it anymore

Anonymous said...

is kai still pretending matt lives with her? so obvious matt is over for his quarterly visit. he hasn't seen kai since christmas.

Anonymous said...

there's a reserved parking spot for a car carrying children in a grocery store parking spot where i go. everyone ignores it.

Anonymous said...

what's with GG losers who are on all day, like that ea19 and bigfatfaggot, dying to be mods? they try so hard to prove themselves and try and act like authorities. so obvious they're hoping lulu will notice and let them be mods.

Anonymous said...

what's with retards who think you get excerise for walking to and from a parking space? sf dumb. you walk tons more in a store loo,king around for things and shit. putting heavy bags in your car is more of a workout.

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