Kailyn is now officially 14 weeks pregnant! She has been parading
in maternity wear on her Instagram and is claiming her obese belly is the baby.
She has been stuffing her potato head with unhealthy drinks and snacks too
because babby will apparently filter out all of the shit. Kailyn Mama
has already bought girls clothes for the FAS crotch turd before even knowing
the sex of the baby and Kai is thuper essited to find out what she is having!
Aside from her being pregnant she has been keeping to the usual schedule of
being lazy, eating copious amounts of junk, hoarding makeup and hardly seeing
Madd. Kai saw her once a month husband over the Christmas period so he could
give her shitty gifts of a Hello Kitty blanket and cup. She also posed for
photos with Granny, Mama and Papa Wilcher like a true socialite!
Kai's massive keg belly in all its hideous glory.
Here she is holding her stomach as if all that fat is her baby bump.
Triplets!
Mama and Papa Wilcher. It is sad when you look older than your parents, Kai's incredible weight gain has aged her by 40 years.
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 600 of 3412 Newer› Newest»^ ellen's mad. have fun in the hospital, sweetie
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she really, truly does look "off". poor thing legit has mental problems. and isn't she kai's age? she looks like a used up 45 year old.
aww sorry ellen! didn't mean to make you cry or raise your blood pressure! sorry for stating some facts :(
ellen out-trolled AGAIN! why does she bother trying? it's a drugged out retard vs gorgeous smart pretty ladies. it's worse than kai trying to be clever and scheme.
lmfao you know the bitch's blood is boiling. she was already angry and had to pretend to leave. you know she's still F5'ing. hi ellen! spending another weekend in the hospital?
cue her coming back when she's calmed down and popped some pills repeating everything word for word, spending 3 hours writing nonsense no one even pays attention to.
bye shut in psycho loser. have fun breaking another keyboard over the dead blog. *drives away cackling*
January 17, 2014 1:48 pm
did smellen have a doctor's appointment? or a court appearance? or did she have to run to the ER again???
anyone else notice ellen bohn has been trying extra hard this week and legit patrols all day? ever since her hospital stay where it was so obvious she's the blog's 24/7 welfare loser raging all day. as soon as she got back to her trailer she had to start screaming and raging even harder.
yes, she's always sf obvious and it's pitiful and pathetic. sometimes i feel bad for smellen.
there's at least 3 ladies on right now bashing ellen lol. just one fail mod tho! right ellen?
that argument doesn't even make sense lol. if it's just one fail mod why is ellen back every single day, patrolling all day long raging away? she knows it's multiple people and she loses it every time she sees her name on here.
did ariel ever say her part on her and kai's friendship breakup? did anyone ask her?
and i haven't watched a kai video in a while, is she more retarded or something? i'm sure the pregnancy is freaking her out to hoard more out of comfort. maybe she saw pics/videos of watermelon babies literally tearing out of vags and it finally dawned on her what she fucking did to herself. fuck if i know.
no, fatty ariel hasn't squealed yet.
lol i just went to her latest few videos and she has so many thumbs-down! but nooo... it's only one girl with multiple accounts thumbing down her videos!
when was the last time kai even saw her husband? has he done his job as a sperm donor so he doesn't need to come around anymore? were his monthly visits just to fuck kai and knock her up?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPpEa59TkE4
why the fuck do you need to ask your viewers if you should have rating? why can't you just make such a fucking simple decision on your own? not like it matters, she's already made up her mind, regardless of what everyone tells her.
i can't get over that thumbnail for the xmas video on the side, though. she's like a fassy, deranged blow up doll.
based on her ig, she last saw him around christmas. once-a-month husbint! such a wonderful, non-sham of a marriage =]
kai just creamed her maternity leggins seeing her blog talk about her again!
speaking of taking no meds, kai's definitely going to get post-partum depression. when mama wilcher steps away for a second from washing her dotter and granddotter during during their weekly bath, kai'll probably drown little madelyn. well, that is if it doesn't self-abort first.
ellen j bohn really upset the permanent psycho of the blog today. ellen got her riled up and then left her to rage by herself lmao
uh oh psycho is going to have to start raging all over again now. she thinks ellen is back
700 comments all about ellen
LMAO i see the psycho was so bothered by ellen's comments that she kept talking to herself for 2 hours after the fail fest was over!!! the loser even tried to act like other girls were on her fail blog supporting her. its a dead blog, sweetie, so wtf are you doing?
LOL and there ellen is angry she was talked about so she's babbling the same shit again for the 10000th time. back from your court meeting for custody of roger?
like clockwork, smellen obsessed loser had to do her hourly check in. loser
keep repeating everything, retarded parrot ellen bohn
Fail psycho is back from her emotional binge eating break, ready to rage! Look out, ellen!
a likely story fail psycho. im so sure 5 girls were bashing ellen j bohn with you, sweetheart. even though the blog stays dead for hours, nay, DAYS, your girls all rise from the grave to bash ellen j bohn with you, right honey?
uh oh. ellen j bohn's psycho lesbo stalker is going to get out of control angry again. i just know it. she obviously doesnt have anything to do on fridays except rage on a dead blog
ok sweetie, so you're NOT ellen bohn and there's just one other girl on this blog. so why are you here everyday, all day long?? why does some loser girl bashing ellen make you so mad? where were you when ellen was in the hospital? you clearly have no job since you're on all morning, noon, and night. so... what exactly are you doing??
i remember the day mf died. all the pls had finally turned on fail mod and said "enough with the 'ok smellen' comments every 2 seconds. that was all it took. fail mod raged deleted the lj and gave her girls a good raging and then spanked their bottoms by taking the blog away for all eternity
fail mod was never the same. she vowed from that day forth she will spend her life trolling the great big ogre pigs with fail blogs that she fail trolls incessantly.
i guess wow neat
oh ok ellen, ignoring my comment, of course.
why isn't fail tard dead?
daw. psycho smellen obsessed loser cant stand when her idol ignores her! look at her, stamping her pig trotters! what a stark-raving mad beast
answer me ellen.. i know you read my comment!
ellen bohn has no reply to that so she's babbling away. lmao it's 100% smellen, not like even more proof was needed. get a job already you've been at this since like 2009. have you worked one day since then?? you were on all day on UC too...
ELLEN why are you talking to other girls and not me :( i guess i'll go kms
ellen, dont i do it for you anymore? i can change!
UC is still up, honey. and so are all your comments you left on your account making a stupid fool of yourself with sue. go rage at camille to make her delete it now!
Mo to the E to the…
Up in the morning
A new day is starting
It’s me, it’s me
Am I realizing my responsibility?
It’s me
My best friend is always on my mind
You wanna be down for mine
I gotta do, what I gotta do
I gotta move on
Moesha
Moesha
Moesha!
nevermind guys. its just some teenager who just caught up on UC and developed a burning hatred for ellen j bohn! no fail grannies here!
how is maureen doing? her birthday is tomorrow!
my sweetheart mooren is turning another year older tomorrow. I will surely be sending her some late birthday presents. what is your address, mooren?
how old will she be? 31? and still at that dead end thwift sto job, dreaming of mawwiage and having babbies with a guy she's cheating on with a pinecone pedophile. happy birthday, maureen! =]
she's probably going to claim to be turning 27 for the 5th year in a row
there fail tard blows. she's jealous her idol is giving mooren presents and not her.
In the friday favorites video, does anyone know if that is hair product or grease on kai's hair? It looks like grease to me, but I can't even tell.
its actually your mother's skwert. you're welcome
it's grease...
http://youtu.be/D-58WjGd9Kk
This is literally the most disgusting hand I've ever seen in my life: http://i.imgur.com/C1Y2NM9.png
It's so FAT and wtf is wrong with her fingers.
@8:54 pm Oh that pillow there? You see that pillow?? Hey HomAR!!
maureen was of course lurking the blog and had to address the comments. plus she wants handouts.
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My birthday is tomorrow, and James is coming over and taking me out after work. He is so sweet!
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I also made some brownies, and as good as they are I am saving one just for him.
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I can't believe I am doing this, but I doubt if anyone will see this or care anyway, so I suppose it doesn't make much difference
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but assuming anyone would like to send me anything for any reason, my address is 24550 Mount Pleasant Road Unit 5 Hollywood, MD 20636
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By the way, I don't know why people seem to assume I am so old, especially when everyone always says how young I look for my age
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but if anyone was curious, I will actually be 28 on my birthday.
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I really would appreciate anything that anyone might want to send me for my birthday, even if it's a $1 makeup pallet.
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wait, why is he called pinecone rob?
Didn't that guy rub on her at piney point and a pine cone poked her?
no, she was on twitter babbling about having sex with some guy named rob at a lake but the way she described it sounded more like she stuck a pinecone in her jumanji bush
I'm torn. I go back and forth between thinking Jen is acutely aware that without her STUFF to manage, she has little else going on that constitutes a full life, and thinking that she isnt remotely self-aware enough to see that. I know a lot of people feel she clings to objects due to moving or other childhood issues, and that could certainly be true, but its never struck me as Jen's biggest problem. I think its as simple as 1. she lacks confidence in her abilities so she never developed many skills, 2. marrying young and having a husband like Don made problem #1 something she can easily ignore rather than work on, 3. she had to find SOMETHING to fill her days and chose shopping and reworking her collections because its readily available and tangible enough for others to see her doing and appreciate, and 4. she is completely and utterly lazy and selfish. Only #4 is a life ruiner as far as Im concerned, because you obviusly have to want to change and have DISCIPLINE before all else. I think a lot of people lack confidence and direction yet genuinely WANT to change and find their place in the world, in the workforce, talents, etc. I can sympathize with all of that, with being too anxious to get out of your own way, and feel it can be worked on over time, with baby steps and a little determination. Jen displays none of that because she genuinely seems to feel entitled to sit around and play with whatever amuses her at the moment, making herself look busy by complicating things just enough to have something to complain about. It kills me that she claims she is not lazy because she does things for other people -- sure, things she LIKES and WANTS to do. She wraps, shops, assembles, and bin-ifies. Squeezes water out of defrosted spinach. But when has she ever taken on something selfless and a little daunting that didnt allow her comfort to come first or for her to be in charge of some fun task within her wheelhouse?
All that said, Im not particularly annoyed by her laziness itself. (Most of the time. There are exceptions. lol) Its the WHINING about how busy she is that just gets me. So many here have said the same for so long, yet she still misses the issue, trying to say that she is free to live her life in a way that suits her. Of course she is -- but dont lie! Call a spade a spade. I know plenty of people that I wouldnt exactly call go-getters, and yet they are perfectly pleasant to be around because theyre not constantly in OMGHOLYSCHMOLYIMWORKINGMYASSOFFINTHECRAFTICE defense mode.
Grow up and change or own it and dont complain.
The greatest thing that could happen to her/her channels if she finally realized you cant have everything both ways.
Side eye at her half crying when she talked about receiving negativity (AGAIN). She always says it doesn't bother her but she ALWAYS gets emotional and almost bursts into tears when she talks about the negativity she gets. Always. Plus she hates daily vlogging and doing certain videos because of the negativity she gets, so again, obviously she lets it get to her and she cares. Plus both she and Don have done videos where they absolutely can not fathom how anyone can be mean and discouraging to sweet Jen, even though the "hate" she's talking about is mostly constructive criticisms. Yes there's a few mean trolls, but most of the "hate" Jen talks about is people calling out nonsense they see.
i didnt know mooren lived in hollywood!
i think mooren is fail troll
OMGHOLYSCHMOLYIMWORKINGMYASSOFFINTHECRAFTICE
what a raging loon. gives smellen obsessed psycho a run for her money in the raging psychotic lunatic department
is that regal raging again? what a looney!
srsly though, i'm pretty jen definitely has some psych issues which is why she can make a miniscule task last for hours. it's not laziness, it's just how her brain works and she lives a life where she can let her brain do that shit aka she's rich. in jen's mind, she is busy because that's the lifestyle she knows. it's not like she's out being a pos member of society, she's at home spending like 4 hours editing her 100th packing video or 3 hours organizing a goddamn pantry. like, who cares? and selfish? jen buys gifts for other people, including her subscribers, all the fucking time.
we do not diagnose youtubers! so put your walmart phd back in your pocket
HOLY SCHMOLY
how did you loonies get out of your bin? right back in the looney bin you go!
can i get 800 comments on my dead blog about ellen j bohn today, sweeties?
i absolutely loathe this fat cunt on gg
http://gurugossiper.com/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=6799
she has almost 1500 posts and most of them are arguing with other members about a misspelling or a differing opinion. she must never leave her home
clandestine is here!
ellen can only lurk GG and then talk to herself here about it since she's BANNED!
that's it, sweetie. only 37 more comments about ellen until we get to 800
that's it, sweetie. only 10 more hours in the day! keep patrolling and F5'ing! haven't left your trailer in a week.
honey, you have any room to talk when you've made nearly 800 comments about ellen j bohn
ellen bohn is a hero
ok ellen jessica bohn
only 31 more ellen jessica bohn comments until we reach 800. an amazing way to spend the weekend!
lmao says the loser still paroling and F5'ing for hours now, replying the second a new comment is posted on the dead blog.
http://imgur.com/a/1MNY3
it's ashton blake seibert. duh!
does anyone watch danny duncan's vlogs? charles was pushing his channel for awhile and they're already able to live off the earnings lulz they haven't even had 40 vlogs yet. then there's kai..
she's waiting for you? ok ellen, you're ALWAYS here. nice try. keep F5'ing for the rest of the day, loser.
have you left your trailer at all this week? was your little hospital visit the first time in months you went outside?? shut-in welfare psycho.
ellen seriously hasn't left her trailer in a week. she's been refreshing the blog the entire time.
and that chola's username is like shilojolie or something
can someone please link the megan fox rere, i don't lurk ootd but she sounds lulzy
well here's a recent comment by her and people lulzing @ her
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/84679187.html?thread=14874745107#t14874745107
Has anyone here ever auditioned for The Voice?
fail blog
This blog will NEVER DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
10 more ellen jessica bohn comments in 40 minutes and we meet our goal of 800 ellen jessican bohn comments!
for her being so obsessed with megan fox and thinking she looks like her, i was really thrown off to see that she's a pizza face with a gut
DEAD smellen had her monthly visitation with roger yesterday, that's why she had to leave in the afternoon and came right back on a few hours later to rage. of fucking course the timing of everything always adds up.
http://instagram.com/p/jSwhScnVm5/
why does she bring her baby daddy of the moment around? because he had to give her a ride since she doesn't have a license or a car? such a kai.
"DEAD smellen had her monthly visitation with roger yesterday, that's why she had to leave in the afternoon and came right back on a few hours later to rage. of fucking course the timing of everything always adds up."
is that really from yesterday though? i think she's pulling a kai and uploading old photos, he's wearing exactly what he was wearing on her christmas visitation: http://distilleryimage7.s3.amazonaws.com/7d01ca046ecd11e3ad98128766ce5f5f_8.jpg
actually, looking back, her pictures are all a little off with lining up.. she probably sees roger less than we think because she's such a fail of a "mom"
http://statigr.am/p/620005388319545975_692801877
jl it IS an old photo. go figure. smellen probably only sees him once a month.
no one cares if smellen sees her runt once a month or once a year. go take care of your own crotch turds, fail troll.
fail troll is an advocate for snatch turds.
honies my farts are so rotten but everytime i fart it makes me want to eat again because it smells like sausage
our goal is to get 5,000 ellen j bohn comments from a raging snapped lunatic stalker. we must work together, taunting the smellen obsessed loser in every way imaginable
your boring ellen bohn comments don't offend anyone. if anything people laugh at your psycho mood swings on a blog
i accidentally sat next to an aspie loser in this workshop i'm taking and he's stressing me the fuck out. we have to practice physical training together. he's asked me out like 3 times and keeps making gross jokes.
he says he has 4 PhDs and has written 8 books but he made a stupid mistake and i got called out for it. the whole class laughed! i have to work w/him all day tomorrow. i am literally a loser MAGNET.
FML
also, toward the end of the class, his hands got really sweaty and started stinking. i made "Help me, please" eyes at avery juan possible but i think they all ignored me because they feel lucky it's not them. =[
ellen bohn still crying for the blog to be deleted lol. get a JOB and stop patrolling, it's not going anywhere.
uuuugh it's apparently been ages since i've deleted my recycle folder and i was browsing it before deleting it, i had perryman lulz, screencaps from the fatnat porn tumblr scandal, and ofc stuff from the booie socialites and their fat, trashy neighbor smellen
look at HOW perf this bitch's body is. all natural, too. her name is angie varona and she posted pics of her sexy self since she was 14 years old and basically is known for her hot bod.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ST1akVpGg8s/TcX1GiFVs4I/AAAAAAAAAHQ/t8T9uKP2roE/s1600/Cyan4.jpg
then she went on nbc and complained yet still to this day she posts slutty pics lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlBjILAy4KM
but i just love her body type. big boobs, big ass and small waist. perrrrfffff
also, toward the end of the class, his hands got really sweaty and started stinking. i made "Help me, please" eyes at avery juan possible but i think they all ignored me because they feel lucky it's not them. =[
lmaoooo his hands started stinking? wth? like how does that happen? so sorry. tell us what he looks like, so we can visualize this better!
sorry but you didnt reach your 800 smellen bohn comments by midnight last night. as punishment you must do 3 more blog posts and get each one maxed out with nothing but comments about ellen j bohn
childbirth on sunday, well i guess it's better than giving birth on friday the 13th as well..
that fat ogre actually believes she's too posh to push
life is not worth all the clouds that walk here in potato
ellen bohn doesn't even sleep anymore. she stays up all night F5'ing the blog. she has to make sure she's on to start screaming when someone says her name. such a psycho. she's officially lost it. she's so mad and embarrassed from last week when she was hospitalized for raging on the blog too hard. she hasn't left the blog since then and has been raging nonstop and extra hard.
Stay pressed.
Some ppl ask why we watch jen or why we comment on her if we don't like what she says and I wonder... Would you be OK with someone who publicly speaks about how much of a hard worker she is if all she does is shop, play with her dog, go on vacations and complain about things she doesn't even have to do (i.e. YouTube)? In what world is this considered "hard work"?
The fact that we just call her out on her BS does not equal that we are "haters", it just means we have common sense. Why do we watch? Why do we comment? It's her personal life, right? NO.
Once she decides to share her life with strangers on the internet, it becomes public and therefore something that people can comment on and analyze because she voluntarily and willingly decided to put it out there. The problem with this is that she might not realize (like other posters have stated) how much of an influence she can be, especially to younger, impressionable girls who watch her videos and think that it's OK to have even more "me time" even if you're not doing anything productive at all and that "hard work" constitutes making YouTube videos that no one even asked for in the first place or maybe that marrying a rich guy and spending all of his money while complaining about the most insignificant things is perfectly acceptable.
There are so many things wrong with this woman and she doesn't have a good support system to make her realize her delusional ways, it's sad. A major reality check is desperately needed among this whole family but I doubt that will ever happen.
Keep living in a bubble Jen and you might just need to make more channels to keep up with your delusion.
ellen bohn obsessed psycho woke up around noon and the first thing she did was rage because ellen bohn had been active on the blog while she was sleeping. out churned another sore anus paragraph!
ellen obsessed psycho is checking her blog again to see if ellen left her any goodies to rage at
i love that the ellen bohn obsessed psycho thinks its only person shes arguing with. someone calls her out all hours of the day and she cant figure it out. she just assumes ellen doesnt sleep. what a logical assumption, sweetie dipshit
fail troll seems amazed at ellen bohn's impressive trolling abilities
ok ellen, off your meds again? must be since you think you're multiple people. have fun repeating things all day and babbling like the mental case you are.
lmao fail troll thinks just because she never gets any help when raging at ellen that it must be the case for everyone else. no, sweetie. plenty of people laugh at your mental illness and psychotic outbursts. we even poke you when we're bored to get you growling and foaming at the mouth again
i know its lazy sunday but we need to get 900 comments for ellen jessica bohn today
Hey girls! I went through my sex drawer and found a few goodies I think maureen will like! I'm washing them now so they're as good as new! I'm sending her my favorite vibrator, she'll love it!
Please, do not send Maureen used sex toys. She threw the other ones you sent out. She does not want them and does not appreciate being exposed to STIs. The last dildo you send was covered in crust and green stuff. It was disgusting. Please send anything else BUT that.
speaking of maureen...
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What an awkward birthday I had! So James is over here and we are having a great time plating Dr. Mario...
I hear my phone ring, but I don't answer it because I figure I will call them back later, which I often do.
But the next thing I know I hear my brother talking to someone in the other room. Just TRY to guess who it was.
It turns out that Keith had showed up to surprise me, without me ever knowing he was coming. I am not even kidding.
So then he comes in the room where James and I were, and that's when things got really awkward.
We basically just continued to play the game until we decided to stop.
^ wtf is ellen babbling about? obviously shaking with rage and can't form proper sentences.
Why is kai's hair sf greasy?
ellen's going to spend another sunday night in the hospital
ellen bohn is mad maureen doesn't want her used dildos and outed how they were gross and crusty lmfao. what kind of pervert sends someone their used crusty sex toys? only a psycho.
the same mental case who posts her own nudes and sex photos randomly on blogs. not surprised at all that psychotic swine ellen bohn is mailing used dildos to people.
Despair How does one begin….or even carry on? How does one begin to write this? How does one describe the utter despair….the emptiness….the total loss of self that comes from the violation….no….the multiple violations….that are rape?
I hate this group….I hate the name of it….being part of it….wearing for the rest of my life the nametag “I was raped”. I would have written this story in any other group save that I might have missed so many that I need to read it.
It is not a game….it is not fantasy….it is not some erotic edge play in sex….it is not to be celebrated….this rape. It is a disease upon those who suffer it….and it can not be removed….it can not be undone….it can not be forgotten….mitigated…marginalized….and it will never be forgiven.
I was nineteen, on summer break from University and working in a club….as a freelance ********….I am neither proud or ashamed of the fact….it was a means to an end….and when I finished University….I was debt free.
It was a week night like any other night at the club. There were a few large groups in house though, part of a convention crew visiting the city….there would be money there. So I spent most of my time moving among them.
As the night wore on I was approached by a young black man who put his arm around my waist and turned me to see his friend sitting about 20’ away. “My man wants you to dance for him.” They were obviously gang bangers.
I mean no disrespect to anyone or any race here. I am a lesbian with very poor history related to males and my personal sense is that black men have, in some ways, a more animalistic sense of masculinity which makes me very uncomfortable, and in this situation I was very uncomfortable. Most of the other girls knew I was gay and so did all the bouncers….and as a freelancer I was not required to dance for anyone I didn’t want to.
So I brushed him off saying I’d try to get over soon. Three hours past and he came over four more times. In the end one of the bouncers, who was always looking out for me, told them that the manager wanted me working the convention group and I wouldn’t be available. They had a couple of other girls dance for them and then they left.
The night finished as always, the club closed up around 2:00AM and my bouncer made sure I got in my car. I headed towards home.
My roommate wasn’t home….I’d been in for about fifteen minutes, enough time to get undressed to a t-shirt and panties….comfortable, and grab a cup of tea….and then the front door was kicked in. What happened next is a blur….I have struggled to remember it clearly, and yet I’ve desperately try to shed it from my mind. It was them.
I was in my home….in my sanctuary….under siege.
There was screaming….my screaming, and their yelling….profanities, insults….designed to degrade. I was hit….and I fell….there was blood in my mouth. Lying on my floor, half dressed….I was kicked in my stomach….and vomited….where was it??...my purse….it had my alarm in it.
“****….*****….****….*****” I heard over and over.
Where was it??? My head was spinning and my stomach ached…
Then my hair….and I was pulled up….somehow to my feet….his hand on my throat….constricting. I coughed blood out on to his hand….for which I was struck again….and then forced down over the back of an easy chair. He tore my underwear from my body and it bit into my skin.
For the second time in my life….I was ready to die. “please”
He pushed me down hard into the chair while the other one held my arms. He was the leader….he was the one who wanted me before….he would take me first. I began to weep as he moved in behind me….”oh God…please no…please help me”….
My mind was collapsing….then the pain searing through my body as he forced himself.
It wasn’t gentle…it wasn’t pleasure…it wasn’t soft and romantic….it wasn’t erotic….it was a raging beast devouring it’s prey with all the vicious horror the darkest side nature can lend…”please”.
When he was done he spit on me and threw me away as so many have thrown me away….and I cried….I cried to be released from this hell. Where was my Angel?
“****….*****….****….*****”.
I have suffered at the hands of men before….but not like this….I could bear no more. I lay almost lifeless across the chair, aching, dying inside, and I could hear them laughing and joking….the other one would come soon.
Once you’ve reached the depths of Hell….there is nowhere left to fall.
I closed my eyes ready to accept my fate….ready to welcome death if only it would come for me….”please”....but instead a fire began to build inside me…..and then I heard my dad talking in the back of my mind “Issy, you are a Viking”.
I wish I could say what happened next was noble….brave or valiant….to be admired. No….it was none of this….it was blind rage….unbridled hatred….blood vengeance. It was to be a fight to the death….mine or theirs….it mattered not which one.
Since the time I was beat up as a teen my dad had taught me about how to defend myself, he had rehearsed situations with me….I had even recently enrolled in Aikido classes….I knew only basic moves….but I knew….though I was being victimized I didn’t need to be a victim. Could I really fight back? What if they hurt me more….what if they maimed me….death would be preferable.
“Issy, you are a Viking.”
They were distracted….proud of themselves….celebrating. I lay still and tried to steel my self….my mind “in every fight you have to predict your opponent’s move without showing yours”.
Then I saw it….there it was….my purse….it had my alarm in it.
I rolled over and stood up….I was still bleeding from my mouth….and between my legs. The other one moved closer. “Please, wait, please just let me wipe my mouth. I’ll be good, I promise…I’ll suck you off if you want.”
He smiled….like he’d just won a prize….and he relaxed. I moved to pick up my purse as he began to undo his pants. The first one watched from across the room. “I’m next”.
I thought to myself “yes you are”.
Stupid gangbangers…big sloppy jeans hanging off their waist….now around his knees….large oversized hoodies….cowled about their heads….******* gangbangers.
I picked up my purse and pulled out some tissues to wipe my face….and they relaxed further….stupid ******* gangbangers. The first one was across the room…the second one standing near me with his pants around his ankles….ready. I reached back in to my purse and pulled the pin. It was a small personal high decibel sound alarm….and it began to scream.
At first they were stunned….it was unexpected and they were likely programmed to run from alarms….still they stood still….confused.
With full force I pushed into the one closest to me….he was the second….standing with his pants around his ankles….he easily lost balance, falling over backward to land on the coffee table which collapsed below him. The first one was stunned….more time….and I ran right at him. He moved to put up his hands and stop my assault, and in so doing declined his head some….stupid ******* gangbangers wearing hoodies.
“you need to fight dirty Issy, and attack where they don’t expect.”
I grabbed his hoodie on both sides and with as much force as possible pulled his head down….while I raised my knee to connect. It hurt….I think his tooth cut my knee….but as he recoiled I knew I struck my target. Blood was pouring from his face….I had broken his nose.
“****….*****….****….*****”.
Stupid ******* gangbangers.
The second was trying desperately to get up….to pull up his pants….so I jumped on his chest….and felt him give way beneath me….and he rolled to his side coughing.
They were divided….off guard…and disoriented. This was not a normal street fight. It had become bloodsport.
The first stood holding his nose….trying to understand….trying to regain control.
“every tree comes down the same way.”
I picked up a broken table leg and began to walk purposely toward the first….raising the leg in my arm as I approached. He changed his stance to anticipate my attack….which left him perfectly open. I pretended to strike and he overbalanced. In Aikido they teach you how to use an opponent’s own moves against them….and it was easy to knock him down….where it became much easier to strike. I hit him….once…twice….again and he turned sideways to shield against the blows….his leg slightly bent on the floor.
It was an easy target….and he would not get back up. I brought my foot down hard against his knee, and it gave way….he screamed like a girl….like I had screamed….and lay helpless crying.
The second was wheezing but had begun to recover….he tried to pull his way up so I smashed the small bones in the back of his hand….over and over….and then moved to his head.
Stupid ******* gangbangers.
It felt like hours….going back and forth to beat them to death….it was my goal to do just that.
When the Police pulled me off, I cowered in a corner screaming in concert with my alarm, and weeping uncontrollably. I don’t know who called them….or how long it took but they saved the lives of two stupid ******* gangbangers that night….who I gladly would have killed.
When people ask you do you think you would ever be able to kill someone, we all want to be able to say politely no….but the truth is always yes.
When the battle was over there was no winners.
I had survived….with two black eyes, a split lip, a sprained wrist, a cut knee, countless bruises, and vaginal injury….all of which have healed, save and except for the mental scars that haunt me to this day.
I left one unable to walk, and the other restricted use of his right hand and permanent facial damage. It had not been my plan to merely hurt them….I wanted to kill them.
It took me almost a year before I could let my dad, the best man I have ever known, even hug me. I will not allow any man to touch me, even casually, to this day.
I left my house that night and never returned to it. Today, my condo has only seen seven visitors since I moved in, and none of them are men.
I cannot express in words the utter shame I feel at times for something I never did….yet it hangs off me like a stench.
My whole world was changed that night because, as a woman, I said no to a man….who did not like my answer.
To all the women who have rape fantasies, I beg you….please do not glorify this….because it is not the animal you think.
To all the men who might read this….my wish is that you truly learn to understand…and teach your sons to be good men.
that's probably ellen's new fail novel. it SUCKS, sweetie. try again.
it's obviously fail tard's story. now she's a lesbo for smellen
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What an awkward birthday I had! So James is over here and we are having a great time plating Dr. Mario...
I hear my phone ring, but I don't answer it because I figure I will call them back later, which I often do.
But the next thing I know I hear my brother talking to someone in the other room. Just TRY to guess who it was.
It turns out that Keith had showed up to surprise me, without me ever knowing he was coming. I am not even kidding.
So then he comes in the room where James and I were, and that's when things got really awkward.
We basically just continued to play the game until we decided to stop.
9:53 - yea, i got it last night or night before. kinda fucked up :/
mooren just had to repost her rere birthday tweets after dat rape story took over
lulz it's sf obvious it's mooren too. nobody even acknowledged it the first time so the retard had to come back an hour later to post it again. be more obvi...
Dat u momo? I want moar details. What happened after you stopped playing the game?
lmao maureen's making up that story to make everyone think she has always has men randomly showing up unannounced! of course every (fat) guy wants a piece of that drunk-eyed, "college"-educated, jumanji bush!
fat whale keef wouldn't just show up at her house either. she practically had to beg him to hang out when they were "dating". he's not going to do it on his own.
maureen is always storytelling, trying to keep up with kai and prove she has a bowie socialite life.
jfc is maureen on here 24/7 with smellen?
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Of course people think I am making this up, like I would randomly make something like this up. How can I prove that it actually happened?
I mean I have facebook messages from Keith if you want to see those, but what difference is it really going to make?
So anyway, after we finished playing the game James was going to take me out to eat, and he asked Keith if he wanted to come with us.
He came with us, and there was an awkward silence almost the entire time while we were out eating.
Then James took me to Food Lion to get some cake and ice cream, then we went back to my place and I was feeling ill so I laid down.
Shortly afterwards Keith ended up leaving, even though I didnt want him to leave and I felt guilty because he drove 3 hours and he was tired
I really did miss him and I wanted to see him and talk to him because I haven't seen him in over a year:(
Later he said he only left because he felt like he wasn't wanted here. But I did want him to stay and spend the night.
who cares about mooreen govermint handout lewis?
kristen smith is being loosing her sugar daddy.
just loosing* tho
well since you're here, maureen, did you tell james about fucking pinecone rob? hmmmmm? still trying to forget your infidelity, i see.
http://frillyandfancy.blogspot.com/2014/01/paintin-all-day-errday.html
kristin smith has legit lost it and is having a manic episode
omg that post sounds like my aol profile from when I was like twelve or thirteen.
"I realized that that sounded hella sponsored. It was. They paid me $5000. Thanks for reading! ^_^ If you order, please use code KALELGETSMO'MONEY. LOLOLOL. Just kidding. Although, that would be my dream sponsor. *thinks* Maybe they will read this and be like, "We LOVE you! We want to give you free Dippin' Dots for life!!" What a dream."
what a fucking whackadoodle LOON!
oopth, *i think
whoa kalel and anthony broke up?
lol ikr who does she think she's fooling with those comments? most of them are her. even on her old blogs she'd comment to herself. then when the PLs trolled her she could tell right away because she was actually getting comments from other people.
she def broke up with anthony imo. she's trying desperately to make it seem like they're still together so she can still reap the benefits. her parents are probably paying for her tiny studio apartment, and i'm sure she siphoned off some of anthony's money and saved it up as backup.
she probably has a lot saved up from the watchuslive channel too, she'll be good for a few months then it's going to get really obvious that they definitely broke up
they went from posting happy vlogs where they ape cackled and screamed and acted like 12 year olds, then the christmas and anthony nose job vlogs came out and you could tell there was tension. and now she's moved out and they split the cats up and she's making excuses about school and space but she says they're still together. they broke up. she probably sold the engagement ring already.
lmao he really does
they haven't vlogged in weeks and there's probably never going to be another vlog on that channel again. unless of course psycho kuntlel gets on there and uploads her own videos. she probably won't though because she already made her own new channel right after the "break up"
the christmas vlog was really painful to watch, kristin seemed really ungrateful and overall really careless about people getting her gifts like wow what a peach, bet she's fun to be around..
pretty sure kristin smith just wants to be a trophy housewife but she's starting to realize she's a miserable, man-laugh, retard with no individuality. she pretending to actually gaf about anthony for 3 years because $$$ and then it all came crashing once they started living together. can only pretend for so long!
so, why is/did benji's sister move in with judy and benji? no way is it to just ~help~ once the twins come ffs benji and judy both work at home there's no need for that. did their parents kick her out or something
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leesha looks really fat but dafuq is chelsea's teeth?!
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leesha looks really fat but dafuq is chelsea's teeth?!
It sucks when you look older than your mom!! Both leesha and Kai are unfortunate old looking ogres!
Judy and Benji say that melody moved in to watch Juliana when the twins come. Yes they are both stay at home parents but benji does jack shit and Judy needs to be able to sleep til 930 or 10 sooooo....Poor melody-this isn't going to end well and I see them taking advantage of her.
awe kaloser has no sense of humor. on her toy post with the calico critters or whatever..i left a comment days ago and she never approved it. she definitely got tho therious and bitchfaced instead of laughed it off. typical cunt.
"Be careful. We don't want you ending up like Spalding with the vintage dolls in AHS: Coven"
"Be careful. We don't want you ending up like Spalding with the vintage dolls in AHS: Coven"
I cackled. That is a perfect description of her.
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good morning ellen.
just like yesterday smellen obsessed psycho wakes up at noon and waddles straight to the dead blog. its monday loser, go job hunting!
just like yesterday smellen obsessed psycho wakes up at noon and waddles straight to the dead blog. its monday loser, go job hunting!
It's also a federal holiday, sweetie.
smellen obsessed loser confirming what a shut in she is. the world hasnt shut down because its mlk day, honey. keep using any weak excuse to not get a job though
psycho fail troll is going to stay home celebrating lazy ngero day by pressing f5. how dare anyone suggest making use of her time?
To be fair, anyone who is currently on this blog must not have a job either if they have time to be here in the middle of the day. I personally have a job, but I am off due to the holiday.
can we get 1,000 ellen j bohn comments?
smellen must have been in the hospital again last night. she vanished last night and PLs started chatting, then she shows up today at almost noon. poor thing is going to die patrolling this blog.
This page is for all the jobless welfare losers that frequent this blog. (To be fair, one person here does have a job, but she is on holiday and chooses to spend it F5ing the blog)
ellen has never had a job in her entire life and leeches off welfare and lives in a trailer... but keep screaming about jobs. it's hilarious. you're the only one who needs to go find a job, sweetie.
the jobless sweetie always get so pressed when the topic of jobs is brought up. i bet her parents call her all the same names we call her on the blog lmao!
lmao psycho insane lunatic ellen bohn obsessed loser actually took the blog advice and left her shack to ask mcdonalds for a job. congreats, honey heart!!!
ellen doesn't even work and maureen works 3 hours a week at her retard program thrift store job. they're both delusional mental cases.
i side-eyed that comment sf hard, no business observes mlk day so much that everyone is off lulz businesses go about today just like any other day
lmao i cannot at maureen welfare lewis trying to make fun of us when even when she isn't "on holiday," she's only working, like what? one hour a day? two, tops?
btw, how's that novel you're writing coming along, momo?
are observing*
ellen bohn trying to blame maureen for her fail trolling. nice try, honey.
lmao stay mad mooren lewis aka fail troll
dammit im not mad so you better stop saying that ARGH!!!!
does anyone else remember this train wreck?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCBGz0XyBZ4
you can tell whats her name is so bothered by the fact that she is called smellen-obsessed loser. shes trying to come up with her own cute little nick name for people but of course shes failing
ok ellen bohn
youre the one so upset over simple blog comments. first you need to go outside and get some fresh air then walk to mcdonalds and beg to pot mop the bathrooms
says the loser who was here all day yet again. this dead blog is your life. it's sf sad and pathetic.
posing dumbos ALL of you
who is mooren lewis even raging at right now? shes just mad because kailyn and madd are going to be proud parents to the worlds first gorilla pineapple
ellen's getting mad lmfao. there goes the FAS fetus!
HOLYSCHMOLYIMSOBUSYFAILTROLLINGINMYCRAFTICE
^ kittyfaerie
fact: newborn koalas feed on their parents eucalyptus diarrhea to develop healthy immune systems ♡ just like the people of maryland ♡
ellen's getting mad lmfao. there goes the FAS fetus!
thank god. our work here is done. shut down the blog and launch it back into space where it belongs
i had hoped we would get to our goal of 1,000 ellen bohn comments today but unfortunately i dont think thats feasible
great i found fail fuckers other hobby (other than fail trolling a dead blog)
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ellen bohn still crying for the blog to be deleted. she won't stop patrolling until it is! delete this blog right now, mod! right now right now right now! ellen demands it! she's embarrassed herself enough!
go away mooren. damn
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