Monday, 13 January 2014

Kai's Official Crotch Turd!



Kailyn is now officially 14 weeks pregnant! She has been parading in maternity wear on her Instagram and is claiming her obese belly is the baby. She has been stuffing her potato head with unhealthy drinks and snacks too because babby will apparently filter out all of the shit. Kailyn Mama has already bought girls clothes for the FAS crotch turd before even knowing the sex of the baby and Kai is thuper essited to find out what she is having! Aside from her being pregnant she has been keeping to the usual schedule of being lazy, eating copious amounts of junk, hoarding makeup and hardly seeing Madd. Kai saw her once a month husband over the Christmas period so he could give her shitty gifts of a Hello Kitty blanket and cup. She also posed for photos with Granny, Mama and Papa Wilcher like a true socialite!




Kai's massive keg belly in all its hideous glory.



Here she is holding her stomach as if all that fat is her baby bump.



Triplets!



Mama and Papa Wilcher. It is sad when you look older than your parents, Kai's incredible weight gain has aged her by 40 years.

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Anonymous said...

ellen is here blaming maureen for her trolling. guess maureen isn't getting a trashy bday gift this year from ellen bohn.

Anonymous said...

I lahve when the PL on GG start fighting with each other. Makes the day worthwhile!!

Anonymous said...

which thread?

Anonymous said...

ok ellen bohn

Anonymous said...

dont forget the ring leader and loser BUDDINZ!!

Anonymous said...

oh and brock

Anonymous said...

wow how do you even remember that? must be smellen because you wouldn't stfu about them for months

Anonymous said...

You're crazy bob.

Anonymous said...

wow how do you even remember that? must be smellen because you wouldn't stfu about them for months


NO. it's you fail tard. you're the retard that has every detail that has ever happened on the blogs.

Anonymous said...

go to bed smellen jfc this blawg is literally your life

Anonymous said...

unphotoshoppedgurus on Instagram has some interesting pics. Bad skin, wrinkles, etc.

Anonymous said...

Somebody else responded to that comment, but ofc instead of deleting the response she kept it up to make it look like someone was defending her, when really it just looks like they are responding to nothing. Kai is sf stupid.

Anonymous said...

11:42 is from the lips of an angel. kai is so blessed to have received such a wise message, if only her pea brain could process it

Anonymous said...

Kai fist pound deleted yet another mean hater comment from her IG. She was out of breath from her efforts. To celebrate her hard work, she shoved her 30th TOSTITOS® SCOOPS!® Tortilla Chip brimming with TOSTITOS® Queso Blanco Dip by Frito-Lay® into her mouth using the heel of her hand.

Anonymous said...

don't worry, kai is only 15 weeks still, she can still miscarry. even if she makes it to 40 weeks she can still deliver still born. there's still hope :)

Anonymous said...

you can tell her tiny deformed brain thinks she cant lose the babby since she made it to the 2nd trimester. shes not even slightly being careful about anything

Anonymous said...

the funniest part is she didn't realize that wasn't the proper way to eat. bb is so socially inept she can't even eat right.

Anonymous said...

did she even do her boring af prenenthy update? last i heard it might be a downie mermaid. maybe kai and lisa got the news and shes trying to abort it by guzzling hydrogenated mayonnaise dip

Anonymous said...

last i heard it might be a downie mermaid.

Where did you hear this?

Anonymous said...

after kais last ultrasound. where they took 100 pics. something seemed off, and kai hasnt really said anything since then. she was waiting to hear back and make sure everything was fine.

Anonymous said...

ikr ever since the ultrasound tech couldn't measure the rere fetus kai has been fairly quiet about her prenency. she's an idiot, she probably didn't think much of the measuring issue and was just blabbing about it like it was normal then the mean haters had to inform her that it's actually not normal at all.

Anonymous said...

and so it continues, anthony and kalel are still not together but anthony has been hanging out with ian a whole lot more. they're stupid for not just being upfront about the breakup

Anonymous said...

it's just so fucking hilarious. failel actually had it all (well, at least her definition of success)- she somehow nabbed a rich, youtube-famous boyfriend, a house, his money- and then she fucked it up. no doubt it fell apart because of her mooching and her psychotic personality issues. it just makes a troll smile to see the more annoying youtubers fail =]

Anonymous said...

She really is a dummy. Anthony was so nice to her too.

Anonymous said...

kristin smith replied to someone on twitter yesterday saying they were going to make a vlog but didnt because "its a sensitive topic". They def broke up.

Anonymous said...

Umm when somejuan moves out it is ova. No vid necessary.

Anonymous said...

is ellen bohn in the hospital again? she hasn't raged since this morning. she's legit always on 24/7 commenting at least once an hour, so something is up. or maybe (hopefully) she OD'ed. she is looking extra cracked out and trashy lately....

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1509184_204463873092425_694911727_n.jpg

Anonymous said...

that's not a recent pic. she's fat and pregnant now. that pic is from before she got knocked up.

Anonymous said...

plus she's a brunette now.

Anonymous said...

she has a massive preggo gut in that pic... you sure?

Anonymous said...

can someone please tell me wtf ariel sea urchin's videos are? she's uploading almost daily trying to be some homemaker success guru in 2014.

Anonymous said...

yea, I'm sure it's an old pic. she has brown hair in her newest IG pics. she's probably in the hospital again. the sooner she pops the mutant out, the sooner cps can take it away.

http://instagram.com/p/jDprCRHVgG/

Anonymous said...

Why is it that Kai has not been talking about the baby lately? Do you think she found out something is wrong?

Anonymous said...

How do you guys stand GG?!! I hate when they get on a high horse about something and try to justify by saying 'my family are all doctors/pharmacists/dental assistants/psychologists/space cowboys'. Stfu!! YOU aren't the medical professional that spent years in school and in clinical rotations so no1 curr bout your fake expertise!!
My capcha is kong envy - hai Kai!!! That should be your new nickname - Kai Kong!

Anonymous said...

ellen seriously must be in the hospital again lol there hasn't been raging all day

Anonymous said...

Im seriously SMH at the ape. why does she still want to be with keef? he hates her. james actually seems semi decent but she is just begging to ruin it loololol. I love how shes trying to make it seem likes shes the hottest thing in MD and all of the whales want her.


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James is so sweet! He went to the store last night and got me some applesauce and some other things that I can eat since I am sick.

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Of course today Keith messaged me and asked me what is going on with James, which freaked me out.
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I finally just told him the truth, which is that I really don't know who I want to be with.

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I really just dont know what to do. James seems like a more rounded person and doesnt want to get physically intimate until we are married

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But also I have been with Keith longer and I love him and I do want to be with him. I just don't know what to do.
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Also when we went to get cake and ice cream for my birthday, Keith wanted to pay for it. It was like they were both competing for me.

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Maybe someone who is reading this can give me some advice, because I just don't know what to do.

Anonymous said...

LMAO whales competing for her. more stories from psycho maureen. i thought keith was broke and unemployed?

Anonymous said...

here you go ladies. ditch that scale and forget about numbers and do that strength training.


http://tinypic.com/r/22l46g/5

Anonymous said...

+ cardio

Anonymous said...

Maureen you should stay with James! Keef only wants you now because he thinks he can't have you.

Anonymous said...

reasons why failel and anthony's relationship failed:

-when they first met, kristin was in her college party phase and since she's lived with anthony she's pretended to be some fake weeaboo retard aka she's tried to mold herself to be what she thinks he wants which she is obviously extremely far off from that target

-kristin has nothing to show for her life (including friends) and she's in her early 20s

-ever since anthony moved out of the ~mosh house~, anthony and kristen have moved every few months (i wonder who's behind those decision, oh, right, kristin)

-kristin got comfortable with anthony's money super fast

-kristin is a possessive, jealous, insecure, controlling girl

-kristin started getting fat, and since she has native american genes that means it all goes into her torso, so she's starting to look like a potato with legs and arms

-kristin is a bipolar psycho who has a different personality every month, if not every 2 weeks

-kristin has absolutely no goals or ambitions, and while she's trying to figure out her next personality, she's also busy starting things that cost money - but has no plan to keep up with after the first week or 2

-their proposal was the most awkward thing ever and it looked like she didn't want anything to do with it at all, meanwhile anthony was about to shit himself

-they continued calling each other ~boyfriend~ and ~girlfriend~ after they got engaged, apparently because they're too immature to call each other fiance/fiancee aka even after 3 years their relationship still wasn't serious at all and/or at least one sided

Anonymous said...

smosh house*

Anonymous said...

You forgot to mention Kristin Smith's comb-over, it might as well be a toupee glued to her forehead tbh.

Anonymous said...

thanks for that in depth analysis on why kalel's relationship failed. now get to gg pronto. no one here curr about your armchair diagnosis.

Anonymous said...

I'm in a say it like it is mood and I"m all over subjects so I'm warning the normal people out there...I like DIY but when it looks so crappy I'd rather buy made.Do you know that they could have bought that desk for the same price as DIY? Yep I looked it up out of curiosity. I don't like the finish on it. If it was white it would have looked a thousand times better. I really don't like the table finish.Especially when she said she was going for a white on white decor.Even if she wasn't it looks better white. I hate hate ...ooops sorry to say that but her corner shelves on the desk they made.It looks like an old flea market sales table. She had a a great idea with the white but now it's all starting to look like shat. I think it's weird that she always mentions liking rugged things. Oh do you guys remember that real ugly purse she loves that's a mustard yellow, and it hangs gross, she always says how rugged it is.That's so creepy. Maybe she'll put an army tank in her room next and paint it white and splat some shat on it and call it rugged. I don't know what it is but there is something creepy about her. Trust me she will never make a video or do anything unless it's going to make her money.What I don't get is the junk they sell. I have checked other Etsy stores and they are beautiful ! Yeah there's something sneaky about her. Wait she'll have something new on etsy and all her fans will buy it.If she sold dogshat and painted it rugged...people would buy it.I don't understand that. If she can do that then she's the greatest business woman I know of. To be honest I was looking forward to her white decor and change of junky style in her old place but am so disappointed.What I want to know is why is she getting so many views and subs.She's doing something right. I am way too chatty and sorry to bore you guys but I hate her hair!! If she had it blonde and not skunk blond and black it would look so hot on her.If you check her older videos she looks so young and vibrant in blonde hair.
*CHRISTINE, COLOR YOUR HAIR BLONDE AND WEAR IT STRAIGHT* I'm way too opiniated.I hardly have time to write on here but when I do I get too lengthy.Ok so I've checked on a few things but if I have to find the links eeek.It's all easy to find that's for sure. Like I said before I wish Christine didnt' say they are jewellery designers because it's a lie. It really bugs me that they buy ready made things and hang them on a chain.That's not jewellery designing.I hate when people get sucked in and it's a lie that's all.Sell what you like but don't say you made it for heavens sake.Then she'll purposely have a video with a view of a fake jewellery making station that they use only for hanging ready made pendants onto chains.Ok I know this because my aunt makes jewellery for real and I was in the business working for a company that sent us to classes. Karma is gonna kick her ass for that one day.I think she doesn't care how she makes money as long as she gets money. I wish she made longer videos of other things. Her next video will be called 'How to flush the toilet'
I have other ideas for her too.... 'How to wash your ass' .... 'DIY toilet paper' ... 'folding socks 101'

Anonymous said...

Mooren uploaded a vlog with Keith and James fighting over who will be her caregiver *eyeroll*

http://youtu.be/DU4xW79ASsg?t=19s

Anonymous said...

mooren is such a manipulative horny aspie ape. she totally invited both her whales over at the same time hoping they would vie for her jumanji bush. she thinks shes so hot and desirable

Anonymous said...

Also when we went to get cake and ice cream for my birthday, Keith wanted to pay for it.

lmfao by her wording you can tell poor moby keef didn't actually pay for shit. in fact, james probably had to give him gas money to get back home. keef is one of those jobless losers who complains about being broke 24/7 and then out of obligation says "let me buy that for you" hoping and praying the person will decline the offer

Anonymous said...

what if kai kills herself? having a baby was the only thing she had left to look forward to. but if its deformed and retarded there is no way she will will cope

Anonymous said...

all of you pigs will be taken to court and held accountable for years of cyberbullying

Anonymous said...

KEEF BEARD GOT A JOB EVERYJUAN!! AND HE DID PAY FOR THE CAKE AND ICECREAM!! HE LAHVS MOOREN.

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For the record, Keith just got a really good job at a car parts place, which is how he had the money to come here in the first place.
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They actually told him he can probably have a management position as soon as one opens up.
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Also he did end up paying for the cake and ice cream.
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James got me a card and a stuffed animal with a heart for my birthday<3
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He said he will get me something else after Valentine's day, at which point he will have more money.
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I would show people the card, but for some reason my webcam which I use to take pictures won't work unless I restart the computer.
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Anonymous said...

is she gonna keep milking her birthday until next year? ffs WE GET IT. YOU ARE A WHALE MAGNET. CONGRATS.

Anonymous said...

only our kween kailyn kardashian can talk about her birthday constantly.

Anonymous said...

its the pep boys broken toilet debacle all over again

Anonymous said...

How do you guys stand GG?!! I hate when they get on a high horse about something and try to justify by saying 'my family are all doctors/pharmacists/dental assistants/psychologists/space cowboys'. Stfu!! YOU aren't the medical professional that spent years in school and in clinical rotations so no1 curr bout your fake expertise!!

ifkr? that. and you cant even post your opinion or you get like 5 morons scolding you and getting completely off topic because they are so omg offended. ith thuper weird over there

Anonymous said...

so where were you yesterday, ellen? or are you trying desperately not to be an obvious retard anymore so it looks like you aren't here and your name might finally be cleared?

Anonymous said...

i can't with maureen even considering moby keef (assuming he actually came over to her section 8 trailer). this is the same guy who pretended to be sick so momo would fuck off after sex, and who would always be playing games without her or watching tv so he didn't have to pay attention to her in her videos. the only reason he would be paying her attention now is that it finally sunk in that he couldn't get anyone better than the drunk eyed, mentally abused black girl from bumblefuck, md. so maureen, enjoy knowing that keef is *settling* for you. at least james sounds like he actually cares for you, and is willing to saving his v-card for you, or whatever the fuck's going on there.

i'm still shocked (okay, not really) that she's even talking about "loving" james, when she'll fuck another man without hesitation. maybe she and keef do deserve each other, since they're both awful people =] care to comment, momo?

Anonymous said...

keith also wants maureen's food stamps and welfare checks. he's broke and knows she'll forever get government assistance because she's a retard. plus she has her section 8 apartment and he needed a place to live.

Anonymous said...

i love this comment on GG

Sorry but I don't particularly appreciate you policing what I can express an opinion on, clandestine and ggeyeliner.

Also I find it worrying that you are all so adverse of the concept that someone can think a person has settled in a relationship. To me it seems like a bit of internalized misogyny, as if women can't aspire any higher than their current SO.

Anonymous said...

what thread was that in/guru are they talking about?

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/jXCaeSJm73/

"foreverkailynyt @rosengrensara it's all over my back and chest too and makeup makes me happy and my dr did say benzoyl peroxide was safe!"

makeup makes me happy

god damn that's sf sad. like, that's just not something a normal person would say. madd's never around, so she has to 'ply makeup everyday to make her happy.

Anonymous said...

wait. hold the fuck up. wtf? why did she call the sudden infant death syndrome hotline for drug/pregnancy advice? he couldn't CALL THE DOCTOR WHO PRESCRIBED THEM?

Anonymous said...

*she

Anonymous said...

what thread was that in/guru are they talking about?

http://gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?f=141&t=6440&p=639375&hilit=policing#p639375

it was in the zoe and alfie thread, i was reading back. some gg cunt got mad because that poster used the phrase "she's too good for him" or something like that

Anonymous said...

from one fat hoarder to another

http://instagram.com/carriecarrysmakeup

these psycho just enable each other

Anonymous said...

lulu is pulling a fat natalie by putting up a pay pal donation button. such trash.



http://www.gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?f=139&t=9851

Anonymous said...

its like that in every gg couples thread. alfie's fangirls stalk zoe's threads. zoe is fair game but apparently you cant say anything bad about alfie. its ridic

Anonymous said...

A paypal donation button has long been requested by some of our members.

lmao shut the fuck up. i cant see someone begging lulu to allow them to give her free money

Anonymous said...

it just turns my stomach to know that mooren lewis and fail troll f5 the same blog that i do. its not right

Anonymous said...

Ofc maureen is talking to robin on twitter...

Anonymous said...

robin? like robin potts, robin? wtf is she talking about her...

Anonymous said...

or *to her

Anonymous said...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bd-LkLDCUAAHRNZ.jpg

i hate queenie so much. shes the worst actor on ahs: coven and shes so unapologetically gross, fat and disgusting

Anonymous said...

smellen must have shit out her welfare leech, if she hasn't already. it's been nice and quiet for an entire 2 days almost

Anonymous said...

when i look at robins ig i just think "ew"

Anonymous said...

lulz the essay comment about kristin smith, why do i feel like kristin smith is the only one who responded to that?

Anonymous said...

lulu has ads all over the site, why does she need donations? and NO ONE asked to donate money. what a lazy scammer.

Anonymous said...

because everyone uses adblock? idk.

ewww. robin and her bb daddy look like twins. incest lahvers!

Anonymous said...

Robin had a baby

Anonymous said...

ooops already posted,

Anonymous said...

ellen probably gave birth. the baby is either dead or a premie. hilarious how she's gone again and there hasn't been raging on the blog at all.

Anonymous said...

BUT YOU GUISE! Maureen WAS supposed to be at work today!

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By the way, I am supposed to get my driver's license back next week. It's just been one ordeal after another.

@robbinbobbin I just fear that eventually he will get comfortable with me and get tired of doing what he does.

@robbinbobbin and he does everything he does even in spite of the fact that he doesn't make much money.
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@robbinbobbin I just love James because he does so much for me and I really don't know what I would do without him sometimes.

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@leavethecapitol He looks like he has lost a lot of weight since I last saw him.

But anyway now that he has a good job again he is just as sweet and wonderful as the day we first met.

Even after he lost his job he eventually apologized and admitted that he was wrong.

It wasn't until he lost his job at Pepboys that he became depressed and started acting like a jerk.


Also when we were first together Keith was REALLY nice, almost nicer than James, and he would do almost anything for me.

But as far as emotional attachment goes, I have been with Keith longer and we have been intimate.

Like I said before, James is a really sweet guy and I love him because he genuinely cares for me and goes out of his way to show it.

Thank goodness James got us a loaf of bread or I would basically have nothing to give my brother to eat.

I was supposed to work today-Saturday for 6 hours each day. I don't even know if the bus was running today.

Not that it's any of anyone's business, but I am actually off work today due to the snow.

Anonymous said...

maureen always has an excuse for why she isn't at work. what kind of bowie retard excuse is that? it snowed so she didn't have to work?

Anonymous said...

keef is almost as nice as james, the guy who actually respects her and isnt using her jumanji bush for a cum dumpster

Anonymous said...

Thank goodness she still doesn't have her license back.

Anonymous said...

tweet after tweet about why she's not at work, and yet still not defending herself against being called a cheater. tsk tsk momo. she knows she fucked up and is cowering in the corner.

"But as far as emotional attachment goes, I have been with Keith longer and we have been intimate."

and that means what exactly? kai and davit were together probably 3x longer than you and keef, and she dumped him at the drop of hat for madd (still a sore subject for you, momo?) without looking back. i don't know what length of time together has to do with anything.
and keef became an asshole to you simply because he lost his job? jeez, what a lovely personality. wonder what he'll be like when something more irritating than losing a job happens in his life.

Anonymous said...

i have keef added on facebook should i ask him about all this? lol

Anonymous said...

yes, maureen is making it all up.

Anonymous said...

lol please do

momo probably wasn't counting on anyone contacting him about his side of the story =]

Anonymous said...

Do we know how to get ahold of James???

Anonymous said...

i can't remember his last name, but he'll probably be on her friend's list.

Anonymous said...

Why does GG say that Judy was starving Julianna when she was a baby?!? Was she?!! Wtf kind of a fail mother is that? I think even Kai would fill a bottle up with ranch dressing and feed bb.

Anonymous said...

WTF is BBW doing? 2 for $25 candles??! Since when is it $25??! I was cool when it was 2 for $20, I didn't say anything when it was 2 for $22 but why did it increase another $3??!

Anonymous said...

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By the way, I am supposed to get my driver's license back next week. It's just been one ordeal after another.

Anonymous said...

Here ya go PL's. James needs to be informed on who mooren would rather be with.

https://www.facebook.com/james.statter

Anonymous said...

http://weseekjoy.blogspot.com/2013/12/babies-ruin-bodies.html


"babies don't wreck your body, they leave remnants of once living inside you. you should not be ashamed of your body after shitting out a human"...so here's a handful of pictures of my wrecked body that i threw in b&w to cover most of the tragic wreckage

Anonymous said...

I saw a show where they were looking for some hairy forest monster named momo, I died lol

Anonymous said...

foreverkailynyt @rosengrensara we have Bjs not costco or SAMs but my mom has a card and I can use hers!

kailyn sweetie you need to grow the fuck up. you cant even get your own club cards and/or reward cards without using mommies? fail mommy!

Anonymous said...

oh look, ellen bohn is home and she ran right back on the blog.

Anonymous said...

back from your second hospital visit, ellen? literally dying over this blog.

Anonymous said...

ok ellen. don't get worked up again and get hospitalized a THIRD time.

Anonymous said...

lmao that fat pig still trying to pass her flabby gut as a baby bump. and i guess kai is having a boy? she got some trial baby subscription thing and they sent her the boy version. did she have her ultrasound yet?

Anonymous said...

WTF is BBW doing? 2 for $25 candles??! Since when is it $25??! I was cool when it was 2 for $20, I didn't say anything when it was 2 for $22 but why did it increase another $3??!

first world problems can't afford $3 smellen?

Ellen J Bohn said...

No, I can't. A lot of Americans can't afford luxuries. I have medical bill debt I have to pay. It won't go away and I even got SUED over it. Corporations keep making millions and the CEOs are in private jets off to their weekly vacations, spending their multi-million bonuses, and everyone else is a slave. It's sickening. This is America.

Anonymous said...

kai thinks shes showing lmao! and of course her retarded hippo stans are encouraging her delusions by agreeing

Anonymous said...

gg has hurt jen's lyfe. she thought she'd be prego by the time she hit 31. she gave up alcohol and started drinking that green goo drink of herbs every day. she stopped taking bc pills and she has bad pimples all over her forehead and for what? no baby on the way. how does dumb kai get prego and jen not?

Anonymous said...

idg the obsession of b&bw candles. they're raising the price each year because people are obsessed with them so they know they can get away with it. i just stick to yankee

Anonymous said...

did jen make a video about all that stuff or something? i honestly don't think jen is 100% sure she even wants kids

Anonymous said...

lol ikr who said jen wants kids and has been trying? BFR?

Anonymous said...

jen and don obviously are not meant to be parents. they need to accept their fate and not spend thousands of dollars on fertility treatments. its always the worst mistake ever. they children are demons

Anonymous said...

the*

Anonymous said...

we saw who the 24/7 blog idiot was. it was the retarded smellen obsessed loser as usual. so obvious she missed ellen so much, she was in tears without her. she couldnt shut up about ellen for one second. she is absolutely on cloud 9 now that ellen is back

Anonymous said...

yep, ellen is definitely back. she was gone for 2 days aka the perfect time for a hospital visit. she almost killed her baby AGAIN over the blog. such a psycho.

Anonymous said...

yes honey. your precious ellen j bohn is back. dont worry i wont leave you alone on the blog like that again unless i do

Anonymous said...

everyone just ignore the angry fattie who screams at ellen j bohn throughout the day and see if she ends herself or just snaps and rages with thin air again

Anonymous said...

ok ellen. sure, that happened. ok sweetie. go take your meds and relax before you end up in the hospital yet again.

Anonymous said...

lmfao ellen obsessed loser is SO scared that she is going to get ignored again. shes trying extra hard to keep this precious rage fest going!

Anonymous said...

Who is jacklyn hill

Anonymous said...

it was so sad watching you cry out for ellen bohn, sweetie

Anonymous said...

no one called out for you, you delusional retard. were you laying in the hospital bed screaming to check the blog?

Anonymous said...

It was like that scene in A Streetcar Named Desire except for you, it was "hey ellllleeeeeen" over and over again

Anonymous said...

people laughing at ellen and asking if she was hospitalized again = people crying and missing ellen. ok. sf delusional and psychotic.

p.s. everyone was RIGHT. she was hospitalized again and that's why the blog was super quiet and normal. now she's home and she's raging away being a typical retard.

Anonymous said...

we should all ignore ellen bohn obsessed loser again since it obviously makes her so damn pissed. thanks for exposing your achilles tendon, psycho sweetie

Anonymous said...

ok ellen, just mentioning your name gets you raging away so hard you end up in the hospital. keep building up that tension and rage, hun!

Anonymous said...

smellen lover youre the one raging, honey. you even raged when ellen was in the hospital

Anonymous said...

no one raged, sweetie. you're the only one who rages and pretends you arent here, then you get called out and rage even harder. try again. (and again and again)

Anonymous said...

have fun raging all night to celebrate the return on ellen j bohn

Anonymous said...

literally people just asked if ellen was in the hospital again, and she was. so.... no wonder she's mad. always outed and making it obvious she's the welfare fail troll 24/7 loser dedicating her life to the blog.

Anonymous said...

lmao smellen lover is afraid this is the last amount of attention shes ever going to get! shes on the verge of tears and lashing out at anyone left on the blog

Anonymous said...

kai probably screamed at smellen and told her to stop being a lazy cunt and get back to her job. then smellen cried and tried to explain to kween kai she can't take it anymore and was in the ER again. kai just laughed and told her to get to work if she wants more used rancid herpes makeup.

Anonymous said...

ellen's clutching her chest, her BP rising so high she can feel her entire body pulse. she's about to have a stroke!

Anonymous said...

human garbage ellen bohn never leaves her trailer unless something happens. she was either hospitalized again, or in court, or even in jail. she was gone for 2 days, so i'd go with jail or hospital.

Anonymous said...

TweakedKnee and You Guys Slay Me on GG are def loser PLs who need to stop. i'm all for bashing BFR but those two can't troll for shit and make it sf obvious and everyone ends up ignoring them and adding them to the "foe" list. they're annoying fail trolls. i wouldn't even be surprised if one of them is ellen.

Anonymous said...

of course that comment struck a nerve with bipolar schizophrenic ellen and she had to reply hours later.

Anonymous said...

smellen's mad because she's tweaked knee on GG and was outed

Anonymous said...

tweakedknee claims to be married to a baller or former baller and has four kids maybe with one on the way. Seems like total bs but giving GG a good riun of trolling and anything that bugs the shit out of GG is a good thing

Anonymous said...

oh yeah. that bitch. i remember her. i can't remember anyone on there now with the retarded name changes. she was defending jen when she first started posting. then something happened to make her kinda turn against jen. now she's back to defending her? jen attracts the psychos.

Anonymous said...

there's multiple members who comment on the jen thread with a herd of kids and pregnant with more on the way. there's seriously at least 5 pregnant people on there, and there was a bunch talking about their difficult pregnancies and problems conceiving.

Anonymous said...

Smellen just stahp. Even if you're banned from GG you do not need to stalk all the preg ggers. Nojuan wants you.

Anonymous said...

ok ellen bohn, you're definitely that loser tweaked knee and you go on GG to talk about your FAS pregnancy and pretend your a rich housewife.

Anonymous said...

i knew ellen was obsessed with jen and trying to be her. she thinks she's a normal rich housewife, even though she's broke trailer trash and her kid was taken by CPS.

Anonymous said...

Anyone else think Kai's baby is gonna be deformed like that brain dead Texas mom who the hospital is keeping on life support? Didn't they say that the legs were deformed and they couldn't even tell what gender it was. That's gonna be your baby too kailyn!!!

Anonymous said...

kai never said anything after that shady ultrasound. she's probably having a deformed FAS ape but she's going to keep quiet and pretend everything is fine and hope no one notices. or she just won't show the baby at all and say it's for privacy reasons lol.

Anonymous said...

smellen obsessed loser is a fucking loser. just kill yourself already.

Anonymous said...

whatever happened to fuggo fatty lucy ann lawer? does she still post on gg or did she get a new name

Anonymous said...

"or she just won't show the baby at all and say it's for privacy reasons lol."

she already pulled that in the very beginning because she was trying to be like michele again, but then she said recently that she would show the babby. i wouldn't put it passed her to backtrack and say she won't show the babby for ~privacy reasons~ then people will call her out and she'll resort to the whole ~i can change my mind~ card that she lahves

Anonymous said...

lucy ann lawer = blameitonthealtitude

Anonymous said...

Anyone else think Kai's baby is gonna be deformed like that brain dead Texas mom who the hospital is keeping on life support? Didn't they say that the legs were deformed and they couldn't even tell what gender it was. That's gonna be your baby too kailyn!!!



wait...what? link please? i can't stand the stupid tapatalk signatures either. you can turn it off in the settings of the app so i don't see why they still have it on like that. i'm getting tired of that ea19 bitch too. i wonder if shatki or any of those other bitches we scared off made new accounts.

Anonymous said...

Just google 'Texas brain dead mom' and I'm sure those stories will pop up.

Anonymous said...

ty bb! i was hoping for pics of the baby. i'm morbid like that :/

Anonymous said...

it was basically born without a brain so it had the central nervous system of a worm. it constantly twitched and couldnt even recognize who anyone was. the comment wars on those videos are always lulzy

Anonymous said...

from what i read it hasn't been born yet and they just know all that from ultrasounds.

Anonymous said...

oh my mistake. sorry thought you were talking about this one

http://youtu.be/WMlVNFpzKNI

Anonymous said...

i cant. kai claims to have only gained 6 pounds everyone AND gaining weight is new to her

Anonymous said...

yeah, the brain dead mom's fetus hasn't been born yet. doesn't the husband want to take her off support, but the hospital won't allow it? like wtaf. i hope they don't make him pay a dime for them keeping her alive against his wishes. what a fucked up case.

Anonymous said...

kailyn is such a phyco

Anonymous said...

lmao, she claimed she hadn't gained any weight in her last ~prenency~ update. and now she's gained SIX pounds in a couple weeks?! and it's only the *beginning* of her second trimester. giiirl, enjoy the cellulite.

Anonymous said...

kai is copying the ribbon around the stomach idea from jesssfam. since shes copying her i hope she does one like this as whallllle

http://instagram.com/p/ixT_OzAShh/

with madd's hairy hunchback and tacky KMWh tattoo showing

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/jhchr0pm1q/

dying. she is literally just holding pure fat right now.

Anonymous said...

Yeah she gained 6 pounds in like a week cuz she hadn't even started her 16th week yet!! Kai-that's not normal for an obese pregnancy! And I bet it was closer to 10 lbs cuz at first she said 5-6 lbs then it was like 6 lbs. I hope her OB flips the fuck out.

Anonymous said...

"with madd's hairy hunchback and tacky KMWh tattoo showing"

i just ape cackled. i hope they do it now! although knowing madd is an absent husbint/father, kai'll have to take the picture with mama!

Anonymous said...

tlcopesteak Ready to pop v any day now! eee! Make sure you and Matt have your hospital bags ready to go! So exciting!!

lmao well played

Anonymous said...

GG found another psychotic jen stalker. and BFR, of course, spends all his time online and some how remembered some thread on GOMI where the jen stalking loon talked to herself about herself.

http://youtu.be/dYR9-LpBBJw

Anonymous said...

"some thread on GOMI where the jen stalking loon talked to herself about herself."

you mean like ellen bohn does here? i wouldn't be surprised if ellen is the next jen stalker and starts making videos again. oh wait, she's too poor to emulate jen. all she'd do is show her once a month walmart deliveries full of febreeze and show her white trash poverty meals.

Anonymous said...

that old haggard white lady named kisha

Anonymous said...

all these bored housewives trying to make it on youtube. why don't they go volunteer? that includes jen too. jen is flopping at youtube now too and lost her mind.

Anonymous said...

of course the hate mongering losers are settling in for another friday night on the blog

Anonymous said...

jen keeps pushing everyone to her fail blog so she can have 1000 affiliate links in every coordinating blog post.

Anonymous said...

of course the hate mongering losers are settling in for another friday night on the blog

ok ellen bohn

Anonymous said...

yep, it's ellen. there she goes raging away like the bored lonely psycho off meds she is.

Anonymous said...

lmao ellen sweetie, you're the only welfare trash living vicariously through others. keep obsessing over jen and trying to keep up with her!

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn getting ready for her THIRD hospital stay in 2 weeks!

Anonymous said...

i love how this dead blog just being up gets ellen so fucking mad. she won't rest until it's deleted. not happening though lol.

Anonymous said...

lol kai definitely yelled at her retarded minion, ellen bohn, for slacking for 2 days. now ellen is trying to catch up and scream at everyone for mentioning sweet kay's name.

Anonymous said...

"all these bored housewives trying to make it on youtube"

i can't imagine the amount of narcissism these women have to have to think, "hey, i should make videos! people obviously care about the life of a nobody housewife!"

seriously though, there's no point in trying to "make it" on youtube anymore, unless you can bring something new to the table. ANOTHER haul, ANOTHER makeup tutorial that's been done hundreds of times before you? stop.

Anonymous said...

here's a nice shirt http://www.mixunit.com/products/15775

Anonymous said...

you know jen watched the real housewives of whatever county and thought yeah i could do that on youtube! and douchebag don encoruaged it. he secretly wants to be a famous househusband too

Anonymous said...

that kisha (lol) lady GG found is almost as trashy as ellen and tries to emulate jen more than that audrey lady does. she's a real loon.

Anonymous said...

that would be so weird to be some nobody housewife on yt yet have all these poor trailer hicks like ellen copying you lol

Anonymous said...

that GOMI thread

http://getoffmyinternets.net/forums/lifestyle-bloggers/the-glamorous-french-housewife/

sometimes i think BFR is the cunty owner of GOMI. they sound the same and BFR always brings up that site and talked about running blogs before and whatnot. it also explains her need to be the boss of the jen thread, she's used to running the site and telling everyone what to do.

Anonymous said...

pluxe is 1000% bfr on a second account. it's always so obvious now. she always logs on that one when she needs defending or someone agreeing with her, or she wants to leave 2 comments in a row. if she runs GOMI she's probably half the accounts on there.

Anonymous said...

rofl kisha seems cracked out, like smellen. another face of meth.

Anonymous said...

BFR pounds her fists sf hard when people troll (aka disagree with her) and you can tell she's dying to get the ban hammer out. but she's not a GG mod so she just screams for everyone to ignore it and update their foe lists. and ofc pluxe always shows up right after to agree and scream troll.

Anonymous said...

UPDATE YOUR FOE LIST!

Anonymous said...

rofl kisha seems cracked out, like smellen. another face of meth.


rofl smellen obsessed loser always has to compare everyone to her lover and idol!

Anonymous said...

you both lose at life. bye

Anonymous said...

bye ellen

Anonymous said...

there's retard ellen complaining about 2 sentences being paragraphs because she's too retarded and illiterate to read it. stay so mad you'll end up in the hospital AGAIN, ellen.

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn always projecting saying everyone else is mad, when all they do is simply state facts about ellen. meanwhile she's all worked up with skyrocketing BP and ends up in the ER multiple times.

Anonymous said...

ellen was smart this time and didn't post any hospital pics. she doesn't want to be outed but its so obvious she was in the hospital again. where else would she be for 2 days? then of course the second she's home she's back on the blog patrolling.

Anonymous said...

the blog was normal and no one even mentioned smellen, then she had to come back and start her retard screeching making sure everyone knew she was back home. always so lonely and desperate for attention.

Anonymous said...

fail tard,stfu. go worship smellen somewhere else

Anonymous said...

my favorite is when ellen bohn pretends to be a random normal PL just passing by leaving a comment to the ONE girl bashing her. like 4:49. still convincing her deluded self just one girl hates her and laughs at her trashy life.

Anonymous said...

ellen's hitting F5, clutching her chest and her blood pressure rises higher and higher, on the verge of a stroke and another hospital visit.

Anonymous said...

poor slow retarded ellen is trying to hard to keep up and "win"

Anonymous said...

cackling. i love how Ellen enrages all the fat retards on this blog.

Anonymous said...

ellen's going to end up in the hospital 50 times before this fas mutant is born.

Anonymous said...

kai is also going to have a healthy baby and CPS will never be at her house. meanwhile ellen is having another backup FAS baby to neglect and CPS will be over there to take another kid. then in true nigger fashion she'll get knocked up for a third time thinking she can finally keep that kid and it'll happen all over again. she should stick to dogs, but we all know that dog will run away or be taken by animal control soon.

Anonymous said...

the blog will kill useless ellen lmfao i love it

Anonymous said...

ellen hates being compared to other trashy drug addicts because she sees what everyone see when they look at her. the truth hurts and she always loses it.

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