Monday, 13 January 2014

Kai's Official Crotch Turd!



Kailyn is now officially 14 weeks pregnant! She has been parading in maternity wear on her Instagram and is claiming her obese belly is the baby. She has been stuffing her potato head with unhealthy drinks and snacks too because babby will apparently filter out all of the shit. Kailyn Mama has already bought girls clothes for the FAS crotch turd before even knowing the sex of the baby and Kai is thuper essited to find out what she is having! Aside from her being pregnant she has been keeping to the usual schedule of being lazy, eating copious amounts of junk, hoarding makeup and hardly seeing Madd. Kai saw her once a month husband over the Christmas period so he could give her shitty gifts of a Hello Kitty blanket and cup. She also posed for photos with Granny, Mama and Papa Wilcher like a true socialite!




Kai's massive keg belly in all its hideous glory.



Here she is holding her stomach as if all that fat is her baby bump.



Triplets!



Mama and Papa Wilcher. It is sad when you look older than your parents, Kai's incredible weight gain has aged her by 40 years.

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Anonymous said...

so is being admitted to the hospital for symptoms of raging too hard going to be a weekly thing for ellen bohn now?

Anonymous said...

wow. so now Ellen is bashing and raging at herself? no one cares about you, Ellen. so keep spamming this blog with your bashing of yourself.

Anonymous said...

ikr? people will finally get to talking about kai or whatever and ellen has to come on and rage at herself to get attention. such a loser.

Anonymous said...

smellen likes being bashed and loves raging at herself for some reason. as soon as people are talking about something else she comes in with "ok welfare nigger loser get a job" then takes over and makes it all about her. she has no life.

Anonymous said...

The blog and all the PL are smellen just arguing with itself. The blog will self destruct in 24 hours from boredom.

Anonymous said...

One of my co-workers was this chinese chick with the nickname "Mo-Mo" and one time I called her Moo-Moo..like a cow...and she looked at me like WTF. I just ignored it.
LMFAO I don't even know why I called her that. I still laugh to this day about it.

Anonymous said...

i always lol @ that story ngl

Anonymous said...

ok ellen, stop talking to yourself. psycho.

Anonymous said...

Time management is a tricky business, if you ask me. I don’t believe there is a one-size-fits-all template that truly works for everyone. I do, however, believe that by sharing our different approaches to time management we can help inspire and motivate each other to carve our own path. In this spirit I thought I would share my current approach to time management with you, including a look at my new weekly schedule. Keep in mind that this schedule is fine-tuned to meet my unique needs. You need to consider your own requirements for a functioning schedule that works for you.
Step 1 – Big Picture Planning
I like to work on goal setting every January. The new year provides a perfect opportunity to reflect on what worked and what didn’t the previous year and make changes keeping these considerations in mind. After contemplating my 2014 objectives (which you can read more about here if you’d like), I had a good grasp of my big picture goals for the year. Using the big picture as a starting off point in goal setting allowed me to not get too flustered by the minutia right off the bat. Scaling down to weekly goals came rather easily to me after I had spent adequate time on the big stuff. Here is what I came up with:

I find that less is more in this stage of the game. Again, getting caught up in the minutia at this point has always derailed me in the past. Listing every single little task ends up feeling overwhelming, especially when it comes time to sort those tasks into a weekly schedule. I chose to split my weekly goals into two main categories, work and personal, and limited myself to just a few bullet points under each. I already know the details that go into making each of these goals happen. By leaving out the little stuff I allowed myself a chance to look at the week in a more manageable way.
FYI - When I refer to “Pack Time” I am referring my family, which is my pack 
Step 2 – Create A Work Schedule
For me, creating a work schedule meant taking my work goals for the week, which require more planning than my personal ones, and placing them into a week at-a-glance timetable. If you work outside of the home or are a student chances are you already have a work schedule provided for you. If you’re mainly at home or do freelance work, creating a work schedule can help add structure to your days. I don’t believe this has to apply only to professionals, but can also be an effective tool for stay at home moms and housewives. I personally find there is a lot of freedom in having structure if it helps you be productive without feeling overwhelmed or burned out. Here is my current work schedule:

Anonymous said...

I was at the grocery mart today and bought a big fat cucumber and the cashier asked me if I was going to put it up my twat. I looked at her disgustingly and shockingly and quickly replied, "No, I am putting it up my ASS".

Anonymous said...

I’ve set it up in the simplest way possible, again so as to not overwhelming myself with the details. I already know what goes into making each of those videos and blog posts happen and trying to squeeze those things onto this schedule would disrupt its usefulness. I use my planners and daily to-do lists to manage those sorts of details. My goal is to work mainly on weekdays and ultimately have any given video and blog post finished and scheduled the day before it goes up. Using the schedule above allows me to post new content 4-5 days per week, working on my TBBB post on Monday, my MHWL post on Wednesday, and so on. I think this is a much more realistic and manageable approach to creating content than my structureless, all-consuming methods of the past. I’ve also made space for some of the other important components of my work, including my tumblrs and social media (such as Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook), as well as correspondence. It is important to stay on top of all of these things to maintain my community presence, which is why they warrant being put on the schedule.
Step 3 – Assemble A Functional Weekly Schedule
After working through my big picture planning and creating a working schedule, I had all of the tools I needed to easily and successfully assemble a functional weekly schedule for myself that includes both work and personal pursuits. In fact, I found it took just about fifteen minutes start to finish, since I was going into the process so well equipped with my needs and goals. What a revelation after such a struggle in my previous attempts at time management!

I decided to use a chart (I made this in Microsoft Word), since it visually appeals to me. I allocated a column for each day of the week, with the exception of the weekend days which I lumped into one since I want my weekends to be a bit more flexible in general. Then, I divided my rows by increments of time that accommodate me and my family’s regular schedule. There is definitely an unspoken schedule in the way that our household functions, which I believe may be the case for many others as well if you take the time to observe it. I, for instance, tend to wake up by 7 AM, but don’t usually sit down in my office until 10 AM. This is when I usually exercise, eat breakfast, work on household tasks, and attend to my dog, Winnie. It was natural for me to leave this slot of time as such and set 10 AM as my target work start time. Instead of forcing myself out of my usual habits I’ve worked with them, which makes my schedule functional, not oppressive. I’ve also made space for three weekly standing appointments that are personally important to me right now. Yes, I am treating my weekly yoga class as an appointment. Too often over the last year I skipped my class, because I thought it was less important than using that time for work. I’ve come to realize it is very important to me and to ensure I respect it as such I have scheduled it in and treat it as an appointment, just like my weekly therapy and acupuncture sessions. I also realized that putting a cap on my work day was a critical step in creating boundaries around my work. My husband, Don, and I typically eat dinner between 6 and 6:30 PM, which is why I’ve designated 6 PM as my “clock out” time

Anonymous said...

and of course ellen is c&ping her idol hen's blog posts and babbling 12 year old boy stories she thinks are hilarious. she should be out there looking for a JOB and bettering her life, but nope. wasting yet another day on the blog.

Anonymous said...

I was at the grocery mart today and bought a big fat cucumber and the cashier asked me if I was going to put it up my twat. I looked at her disgustingly and shockingly and quickly replied, "No, I am putting it up my ASS".

Anonymous said...

Some might think a schedule like this is too rigid, but I treat it more as a guideline than rigid discipline. Is it the end of the world if I work a little past 6 PM or need to rearrange my day for special circumstances? Absolutely not. One of the reasons I’ve craved a schedule like this, especially in the past couple of years, is to create better balance in my life. I’m a bit of an overachiever, an admitted perfectionist, and have major workaholic tendencies that make it all too easy for me to slip into a very one-sided, imbalanced pattern. I’ve only just begun to follow my schedule, but I already see a big difference. Making a weekly schedule is a powerful tool in time management, which ultimately leads to more balance in my life.
I hope I have helped or inspired you in some way by sharing my weekly schedule and the process by which I’ve been working on time management. I would love to learn about your own approach to time management. Please leave a comment if you care to share. Happy planning! 

There's your homework bitches

Anonymous said...

there goes ellen taking over the blog again.

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna comment all nite long and drive you bitches right offa my blog. Now git

aww ellen bohn admitting she's trying to drive everyone away and/or get the blog deleted. she won't stop until she "wins" and everyone stop talking about her. always so transparent.

Anonymous said...

Smellen go over to GG. Oh wait you can't! Haha!

Anonymous said...

who is packing every day? Guns? Luggage?

Anonymous said...

hey you obese fuggarts. go out, get a job and GET A LIFE!!!!

Anonymous said...

smelled take your own advice and get off the blog for a day. can u do that? don't answer.

Anonymous said...

smelled lmfao. fail yard fails

Anonymous said...

ellen is leaving ESL comment, she must be high. high and still raging and worked up, she'll end up in the hospital again for sure.

Anonymous said...

ellen is leaving ESL comment

nice one, ESL tard.

Anonymous said...

of course ellen bohn is patrolling and commenting every hour. typical.

Anonymous said...

esl fail yard got butthurt over that comment. lMAO

Anonymous said...

ellen is leaving ESL comment, she must be high. high and still raging and worked up, she'll end up in the hospital again for sure.


What kind of retard is this? Raging about ESL rere when being an ESL rere themselves.

Anonymous said...

keep patrolling and raging, ellen! hospital visit #3 coming up real soon!

Anonymous said...

ok fail yard. i hope you're in the ER soon.

Anonymous said...

fail yard.... high ESL ellen strikes again. and yes sweetie, you hope i end up in the ER. ok. meanwhile you've been there twice. stop projecting.

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn, sweetie. get your resume ready this weekend because monday morning you are going job hunting! enough is enough, stop living on the blog and get a life.

Anonymous said...

everyone just ignore it and update your doe list. done and done

Anonymous said...

i see the losers had a blast on the blog all friday. get that rage out, pigs!

Anonymous said...

keep projecting, ellen bohn.

Anonymous said...

well we KNOW for a fact that the smellen obsessed loser hasnt left her house or the computer since the days of UC. she voluntarily submitted that fact several times. with that kind of sad life and social interaction of course she has bottled rage and emotions. the blog is her way to vent

Anonymous said...

shes made ellen j bohn the target of all her hatred and rage. its so boring! cant she at least switch it up like she used to on MF?

Anonymous said...

smellen lover is probably some special snowflake who cant leave her house because of all of her phobias and ailments. i bet she has panic attacks at the thought of leaving her computer. its just so obvious because she is so attached to the blog she obviously has nothing else going on in her life

Anonymous said...

cue her *stfu ellen* comments. shes so original too!

Anonymous said...

keep raging away and talking to yourself, ellen!

Anonymous said...

keep projecting, ellen bohn.

lmao!! she is absolutely ALWAYS here. i thought you raged yourself to sleep, darling? cant you even stay away from the blog for more than 1 hour?

Anonymous said...

lmfao of course smellen is on a rampage now. how DARE you tell her to get a job!

Anonymous said...

keep raging away and talking to yourself, ellen!

you have seriously spent the whole day, if not 2 days, f5ing the blog. *talks into megaphone* step away from the blog

Anonymous said...

lmfao of course smellen is on a rampage now. how DARE you tell her to get a job!

are you really still at it? stop popping caffeine pills just to keep a watch over the blog

Anonymous said...

LOL i thought surely the smellen lover wouldnt still be here, but yes, yes she is!

Anonymous said...

she sliced off her eyelids just so she could keep an eye on what ellen j bohn is posting on her precious blog. then she responds for the 344,670,560th time with "stop projecting ellen!" what a life!

Anonymous said...

welp, ellen will be here all night now. someone told her to get a job and she's livid now. hospital visit #3 coming up for sure this weekend.

Anonymous said...

does the ellen obsessed loser even sleep? i bet she doesnt sleep well. she has her alarm set to go off every 5 minutes just so she can see if ellen posted a new comment for her to irrationally lash out at

Anonymous said...

look at poor retard ellen trying to keep up and out do all the PLs bashing her... oh i mean the one girl. keep trying, sweetie!

Anonymous said...

smellen commenting nonstop now lmfao. there goes that fetus! it's definitely dead now.

Anonymous said...

why is the ellen obsessed idiot even still here after repeating the same few sentences for 48 hours straight? easily entertained i guess!

Anonymous said...

all ellen is doing is repeating everything said about her. such a loser. it's actually sad how hard she tries.

Anonymous said...

all of this literally because someone told ellen to get a job. that always sends her over the edge and she comes on raging hardcore for hours.

Anonymous said...

ellen is legit going to die over this blog one day. she rages sf hard and gets all worked up and flustered.

Anonymous said...

mother/dotter avon store!

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn still trying to convince herself it's just her vs one other girl. meanwhile it's really the entire blog vs her and always has been. at least before she had sue. and it's always sf obvious when she defends herself and pretends to be multiple people. such an obvious oblivious retard.

Anonymous said...

smellen obsessed lunatic do you think you will ever get tired living groundhogs day on the blog raging at ellen, and repeating the same sentences? your brain has already shriveled to half its orginal pea size

Anonymous said...

LMAOOOO of course the smellen lover had to jump out of bed and check the blog and she is raging up a storm all over again because her little pea brain got insulted! this is her best friday night on the blog yet

Anonymous said...

LMAOOOO of course the smellen lover had to jump out of bed and check the blog and she is raging up a storm all over again because her little pea brain got insulted! this is her best friday night on the blog yet

poor retard still repeating everything. nice try, sweetie! but can you try a little harder? ok hun?

Anonymous said...

of course ellen is sitting here talking to herself and raging at herself again. such a psycho.

Anonymous said...

ellen has been here for five fucking years. that's half a decade. half a decade of her life wasted raging away on dead blogs.

lol insane psycho was screaming this into a mirror. and youve been at this for a full decade, sweets

Anonymous said...

poor smellen projecting. she's the only one taking the blog serious and making trolling her full time job and dedicates 24/7 to it. poor helpless idiot still thinks every comment is left by one person.

Anonymous said...

ellen is going to end up in the hospital for the 3rd time in 2 weeks.

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn still convincing herself it's just her and one other girl. she can't face the fact everyone hates her and thinks she's the epitome of trash. nope, just one girl.

Anonymous said...

lets let insane mental patient ellen bohn lover have some rest. she will never get off the blog as long as someone gives her something to rage about. i feel so sorry for her sad, pathetic life

Anonymous said...

how many hours is ellen going to sit here raging at herself repeating everything? GET A JOB, LOSER.

Anonymous said...

good night, ellen obsessed psycho. while you cry yourself to sleep tonight, know that i will be praying for you 💋

Anonymous said...

i'm going to apply to jobs on behalf of smellen. she'll probably rage and cuss people out for daring to offer her a job.

Anonymous said...

good night, ellen obsessed psycho. while you cry yourself to sleep tonight, know that i will be praying for you 💋


aww ellen has to go relax before she stokes out. bye sweetie! you'll be the only one crying yourself to sleep. "another day wasted and i didn't win... they're still bashing me..."

Anonymous said...

lmfao ellen announcing she's leaving again. probably off to the ER again.

Anonymous said...

smellen's terrified she'll get a job now lmao

Anonymous said...

she's RAGING! LMFAO don't you dare give out her info and make it look like she wants a job! how dare you!

Anonymous said...

only welfare and food stamps for the trailer park princess!

Anonymous said...

HOW DARE YOU TRY AND MAKE ELLEN JESSICA BOHN A SLAVE TO THE MAN! SHE WILL NOT WORK FOR MINIMUM WAGE WHILE THE CEO IS GETTING MILLION DOLLAR BONUSES! SHE WOULD RATHER DIE!

Anonymous said...

lmfaoooo I'm dying

Anonymous said...

ROFL so accurate

Anonymous said...

HOW DARE YOU TRY AND MAKE ELLEN JESSICA BOHN A SLAVE TO THE MAN! SHE WILL NOT WORK FOR MINIMUM WAGE WHILE THE CEO IS GETTING MILLION DOLLAR BONUSES! SHE WOULD RATHER DIE!


you know thats exactly what she's thinking right now

Anonymous said...

lmao we're already killing her FAS fetus by getting her riled up. we rule ellen's life!

Anonymous said...

we control ellen bohn! our slave!

Anonymous said...

she's legit been at this for almost 5 years though. how fucking sad is that? she got married, had a baby, got divorced, had CPS take her kid, found a new hick, got knocked up again and she's STILL HERE.

Anonymous said...

so obvious she's still F5'ing in silence, trying to catch her breath and calm down. but you know her BP is rising reading every comment!

Anonymous said...

how to get ellen bohn to rage:

1. point out what a trashy poor shitty life she lives

2. tell her to get a job

just like you don't tell kai she's poor

Anonymous said...

smellen is fatter than kai. did anyone else notice that?

Anonymous said...

i'm just waiting for her to come back and scream that its just the mod talking about her. so fucking delusional.

Anonymous said...

she's screaming at the mod again because she actually doesn't own this fail blog lol. she owned all the other ones and deleted them when there were too many comments bashing her. now she can't do shit and patrols 24/7 hoping and praying she'll get the blog deleted. so transparent.

Anonymous said...

sometimes smellen legit argues with herself though and it's obvious. she'll randomly leave a "stay mad, smellen!" comment out of nowhere then rage at herself when no one else does. she's so fucking weird and starved for attention. her mental illness is always so obvious too.

Anonymous said...

she'll pop back on randomly at like 3am, then pass out and start up at 11am and then F5 all day leaving comments every 30 minutes at least.

Anonymous said...

she's been dedicated as fuck lately, i think because she doesn't own this blog so she has to work extra hard and hope the mod gets fed up and deletes. literally the only time she got off in the past like... 2 months is when she went to the hospital. and then it was so obvious it was her.

Anonymous said...

seriously, so obvious someone "signing her name" as she called it got her so mad she had physical reactions and went into labor. like it's not that serious, sweetie. get a fucking life. it just made it so obvious this blog is her life and she won't rest until she "wins" in her deluded mental mind.

Anonymous said...

she's been at this for at least 4 years, for real. she lost her mind years ago.

Anonymous said...

she's bipolar schizophrenic and probably OCD, that's why she's on the blog obsessively checking it and dedicating all day to it. she's on all waking hours, every single day ffs. christmas, new years, thanksgiving... doesn't matter, ellen bohn is obsessively and routinely checking!

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn never leaves her trailer. unless it's to rush to the ER or go to her drug dealer's trailer. she's a kai, she's a shut in and doesn't have a license.

Anonymous said...

she seriously needs severe mental help. she's worse than maureen.

Anonymous said...

it's going to be 1000x worse than roger. her daddy probably is the father of this baby and she was high for most of the pregnancy.

Anonymous said...

sometimes i feel bad for ellen. she's truly a retard who doesn't know any better. kai has more sense than she does. like seriously, i doubt kai's baby will be taken by CPS...........

Anonymous said...

lmao and the fact that ellen thinks she's keeping this second baby makes me laugh so fucking hard. CPS is going to show up by its 1st birthday and snatch it away too. she's such a delusional retard if she thinks she's going to be left alone and they'll let her keep another baby.

Anonymous said...

can we talk about the fact that ellen thinks she's not obvious when she defends herself? like literally no one else gives a shit about her. everyone laughs at her pathetic life. why would someone be patrolling and then raging because she's being talked about? and then call everyone stupid names like "smellen rager" or "smellen lover". the entire blog is laughing at her and she keeps trying to convince herself its just one girl. just like it's just 2 or 3 haters trolling kai and down rating her videos. such retards.

Anonymous said...

i think casey legit defended her a few times though. A FEW TIMES, not 24/7 every fucking day. that's all ellen bohn being the obsessive schizophrenic she is.

Anonymous said...

lmfao she's still being bashed. just one girl though!

and hi ellen! so obvious you're still here, as always. where else would you be?

Anonymous said...

she's sitting there with her heart racing and pounding hard it's about to explode, reading every comment and taking every ounce of self control not to reply. she probably unplugged her keyboard so she can still pound on it but not leave comments.

Anonymous said...

lmfaooo and she's def out scoring meth. she always leaves to go get high when things get too real. she'll probably be back any minute now leaving dumb ESL sounding comments.

Anonymous said...

she's absolutely livid rn but she'll waddle on 5 hours later and pretend she's so calm and it didnt bother her and it was just the one crazy obsessed mod bashing her again. this is why she ends up in the hospital. not even her psychotic delusions can protect her.

Anonymous said...

THE GIRLS getting that cunt ellen bohn!

Anonymous said...

she's probably rushing to the ER right now

Anonymous said...

she's probably playing detective right now, scanning all of kai's profiles and GG for potential PLs, then she'll come on and randomly link profiles to nobodies and scream at them.

Anonymous said...

i'm still laughing because all it took to get her raging was telling her to get a job, and then talking about applying to job on her behalf. she left right after that probably to calm down and not go into labor again. she'd legit rather die than get a job.

Anonymous said...

ellen was that conspiracy welfare psycho babbling about CEOs and corporations and shit. she actually believes all that shit and uses it as an excuse to not get a job or aspire for anything above trailer park life.

Anonymous said...

and she was called right out. she always is. i seriously don't get why she still tries. anyone sane would have gave up YEARS ago. yet here's clueless retard ellen dedicating her life to it and still trying.

Anonymous said...

because she thinks she's being clever and that everyone falls for her NOT SMELLEN raging nonsense. just one girl who doesn't fall for it and rages at smellen!

Anonymous said...

she's pathetically retarded. if she wasn't such a raging lunatic i would feel so bad for her.

Anonymous said...

ellen's probably in the hospital again lmfao she announced she was leaving and she either ends up in the hospital or takes a break because she's too frustrated and goes and gets high.

Anonymous said...

maybe her daddy called and since she's daddy's princess she rushed right over to please him

Ellen J Bohn said...

STOP! Stop spreading such filthy lies about me! I will sue the mod for slander if this isn't deleted by morning! I'm serious!

Anonymous said...

fake chanel necklace, walmart bras and tops, ratty ebay extensions.... she's such a joke

Anonymous said...

uh oh. posting her pics is another thing that will trigger her and get her riled up.

Anonymous said...

why was she going through old pics of rogers and obsessing over that "first day" pic? sometimes i pity her. but then again she neglected and abused roger, so...

Anonymous said...

she thinks she's getting custody of roger because she passed a drug test with pee she bought off someone, and she thinks she's keeping this second fas baby and she's going to have a little happy family.

Anonymous said...

remember when she started dating that new hick and she had to wear trashy hooker ebay stockings to cover up her billy tattoo? lmao

Anonymous said...

poor ellen was bashed to shit again :(

Anonymous said...

she's for sure going to come on at like 6am when no one is on and the blog is dead to rage and defend herself and pretend the one looney mod was bashing her again. don't even bother, ellen.

Anonymous said...

holyshit. fail tard has finally lost it. 100 comments in a roll rating at smellen. lmfao wow. hopefullly it killed itself. its seems to be sf angry

Anonymous said...

raging*

Anonymous said...

and there she is. hi ellen! enjoy your meth?

Anonymous said...

fail troll went full retard.

Anonymous said...

wow. I love how I get this fail troll pig all riled up that it leaves 1000 comments in a row about me. I'm flattered.

love,
ellen

Anonymous said...

same old shit. yes ellen, just one girl! repeat the same thing over and over all night long now, sweetie.

Anonymous said...

OK fail troll. only you and your schizo personalities are on the blog. better?

Anonymous said...

I must be an interesting person to be so talked about. fail troll is officially my biggest fan.


love,
ellen

Anonymous said...

ok ellen. just one girl yet you have to come patrol and rage every hour. how about you ignore the one girl?

Anonymous said...

smellen is mad lmfao she'll never get to sleep now and she'll be in the hospital again by sunday.

Anonymous said...

why ignore fail tard? she's one loon. I love her raging at me.

Anonymous said...

this page is for fan, fail tard.

Anonymous said...

predictable ellen, raging away now and pretending it's just one person who's her fan. the things this poor deluded retard has to tell herself so she doesn't kill herself...

Anonymous said...

cackling. fail tard put herself in the hospital after those 400 comments.

Anonymous said...

lmao ok ellen. you literally ended up in the hospital twice now. why are you even joking about it and trying to project onto other people?

Anonymous said...

fail troll is trying to deflect. lmao you're in the hospital over me, sweetie.

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn definitely got high. it's 3am in trailer park land and she's full of energy and read to rage all night long.

Anonymous said...

fail troll is trying to deflect. lmao you're in the hospital over me, sweetie.

yes, sweetie! i am! whatever you say, hun!

Anonymous said...

thanks fail troll. I love it when you narrate my life like the good loser you are.

Anonymous said...

ellen is so relieved her blood pressure lowered on it's own and she didn't go into labor and end up in the ER again. she's raging in celebration!

Anonymous said...

es, sweetie! i am! whatever you say, hun!

fail troll admitting its her and she is in the hospital. lmfao what a loon.

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn obviously cried and got high and it took her hours to finally calm down and be able to face the blog again.

Anonymous said...

have fun raging all night fail troll. those 400 comments are a real work of art. see if you can do 800 now.

Anonymous said...

ellen has to leave already lmfao she's already all worked up and needs another 2 hour break. don't end up in the hospital again, sweet pea!

Anonymous said...

ellen is storytelling now like she did on MF all day long. thanks for proving those stories and comments were all you.

Anonymous said...

ellen go on GG on your tweaked knee account and fuck off.

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn is obviously going to be on all weekend now as revenge. predictable jobless lifeless LOSER.

Anonymous said...

I was blacked out drunk with my sisters and they left me all alone with a bunch of these guys, I was so scared

Anonymous said...

everyone should just ignore ellen bohn all weekend. she's always so desperate for attention and will start talking to herself about herself again.

Anonymous said...

I skipped the last page. goddamn does fail troll have no life whatsoever

Anonymous said...

smellen, it's just you talking to yourself and egging yourself on. go take your bipolar meds and pass out for the night

Anonymous said...

OK fail troll.

Anonymous said...

Ellen Bohn, the fail mother, literally never leaves.

Anonymous said...

yes, only Ellen hates you, fail troll. just one person on 24/7. makes complete sense.

Anonymous said...

who's that? oh, smellen is on every waking second? what a surprise!

Anonymous said...

Ellen, it's kind of hard to try to save face at this point. You made it known you were in the hospital while the blawg was conveniently dead of all your annoyance during the same exact period of time. Ffs, you're to the point that even GG knows about your/wants to know about you because your such a train wreck of a failure in life.

Anonymous said...

OK fail troll. why don't you go back to raging out 400 comments in a row for 12 hours again today.

Anonymous said...

cackling. fail troll is sf retarded. wow.

Anonymous said...

"fail tard" = something ellen started saying in early 2013 before a PL told her it didn't even make sense because it is basically saying "fail retarded" aka failing at being a retard... whitetrash education of smellen

Anonymous said...

lmfao. fail hard raging at her own name. go outside, fail tard. you take this blog too seriously.

Anonymous said...

FAIL TARD will end up in the hospital for the 4th weekend in a row this weekend! keep calling her fail tard

Anonymous said...

Does anyone watch danandkelcietv? I found them lurking around on gg forever ago and they try really hard to be like benji and judy for whatever weird reason. The girl always tried talking about how ~small~ she was (her body looked average) and now she's pregnant she talks about how she's tiny even though she's obviously showing all over and has gained loads. I just cannot at her. They're sf dumb too (just like their rolemodels!), their like/dislike bars always look like kai's when she has hers turned on lulz

Anonymous said...

smellen, always replying with several comments to a single comment. you're so consistent with your failed life!

Anonymous said...

did ellen jessica bohn even graduate hs? serious question

Anonymous said...

oh, sorry, fail tard. I should be like you and spam 400 comments within minutes.

Anonymous said...

did ellen jessica bohn even graduate hs? serious question

no one cares, fail tard. go ask her yourself. I bet you're more concerned about Ellen then your own turd baby

Anonymous said...

seeing as smellen rages like a legitimate esl retard, has spelled some super basic words wrong, plus the fact that the only job she's ever had is stripping - i'm going to go with she probably doesn't even have a ged.

Anonymous said...

why is fail troll so obsessed with smellen? idgi

Anonymous said...

nobody even likes ellen irl. there's a board someone of people from missouri talking about what a whore she is and how busted she is. i think even sue ellen is laughing at smellen these days...

Anonymous said...

"why is fail troll so obsessed with smellen? idgi"

why is ellen bohn so obsessed with impressing anons on a blog? idgi

Anonymous said...

board? link pls

Anonymous said...

why is ellen bohn so obsessed with impressing anons on a blog? idgi

because she's a loser. that still doesn't answer the fact why fail troll is also a loser. its scary to know fail troll is also a smellen.

Anonymous said...

smellen's blawg raging went into overdrive when billy left her because we were evidence that she was doing drugs, and neglecting and dropping roger on his head.

Anonymous said...

smellen is not lulzy, interesting or funny in any way. I don't understand why people talk about her. she's trashy yes but how is that interesting?

Anonymous said...

interesting =/= lulzy, pick a word. it's lulzy in the same way that kai's ugly and rereness is lulzy

Anonymous said...

kai is an anomaly. smellen is dime a dozen.

Anonymous said...

i'm convinced smellen and gaysey had a falling out. gaysey started disappearing once the PLs started making fun of him and calling him out (IP, searching himself on the blog every day). he is definitely still here though, probably the main one going back and forth with smellen every day. the PLs definitely laugh at smellen's life (it's a train wreck, how can you not?), but there's one consistent person who literally sounds like smellen raging at herself so it's either her or gaysey.

Anonymous said...

smellen is a kai and a mooren in 1 though

Anonymous said...

i will never forget aidsey's p!atd video, omfg it was so beautiful

Anonymous said...

lmfao i forgot all about that! he was freaking out so bad when it got posted.

Anonymous said...

lmfao i forgot all about that! he was freaking out so bad when it got posted.

no one cares LOSER

Anonymous said...

Important announcement jen is now calling herself a house manager. No longer a housewife. You change a few light bulbs and you get a new bullshit title.

Anonymous said...

ugh i just enrolled for a class and they updated their financial history website thing and i just noticed i got charged for out-of-state last semester because apparently you have to show id to get in-state even though nobody said anything like that to me when i started college and all my old charges don't have in-state/out-of-state indicators on them. dafuq did all this happen? was it the beaners that screwed it up for residence? i've been living in the same state my entire life, they have me as a "county resident" but also as an "out-of-state resident"...how does that even work?!

Anonymous said...

OK fail tard. u mad?

Anonymous said...

Lulz that's what i hated about starting college, esp the first 2 years I'd take a few classes at CCs because they were way cheaper but schools will literally throw you through every possible loophole to line their pockets. Enrolling in college/classes alone is like a goddamn part-time job

Anonymous said...

WOW! Ellen's obsessed stalker literally spent all night and early morning raging at herself. My comments about her fragile mental state and lack of a life obviously got to her ♡

Anonymous said...

you don't really get it ~for free~ you still have tuition you just have something/someone else covering it, or you're working for it. tuition isn't necessary a price the student owe, it's just the price of the term or classes

Anonymous said...

owes*

Anonymous said...

aww look at fail tard getting all riled up. yes its me Ellen. now get away from me ugly beast and stop stalking me

Anonymous said...

lmao the ellen obsessed psycho had conversation with herself hours after "ellen" left. but she doesnt rage, guys!

Anonymous said...

WOW! Ellen's obsessed stalker literally spent all night and early morning raging at herself. My comments about her fragile mental state and lack of a life obviously got to her ♡

in 12 consecutive hours she churned out 400 comments within minutes of each other. certified wackaloon.

Anonymous said...

in 12 consecutive hours she churned out 400 comments within minutes of each other. certified wackaloon.

right? I set her off with a few armchair analysis comments and went to bed. im lmfao that she kept going all night long

Anonymous said...

because you haven't been here for 12 consecutive hours, smellen? your subjecting makes me realize you probably really have literally been on here for 12 hours straight. meanwhile pls come and go throughout the hours, but there's only one of you slowly wasting your life away. maybe you should go take your dog for a walk or 5 since you have the time

Anonymous said...

ellen stalker is not well. i honestly feel bad for laughing at her but she refuses to seek mental evaluation and get off the blog, so its kind of her fault

Anonymous said...

smellen is almost to the level of the waste dump residence of booie. can you imagine seeing smellen irl? some fat, whacked out, whitetrash pos. she probably has stained, holey clothes and probably showers twice a week :|

Anonymous said...

BECAUSE talking in totally RANDOM caps doesn't give you away EVERY single TIME

Anonymous said...

10:03, omg. just stop. this blog is dead. its only you obsessing over some meth headed loser. the rest of us just laugh and instigate you.

Anonymous said...

"maybe you should go take your dog for a walk or 5 since you have the time"

No but really, ellen bohn, you should at least take this advice. Like you have anything better to do?

Anonymous said...

she even started accusing ellen bohn of molesting her dog and having sex with her dad? wtf is wrong with this escaped mental patient? thats letting the blog get to you, honey. calm down

Anonymous said...

smellen is really bad at reverse psychology, it doesn't work so well when it's coming from your own insecurities created by anons on the internet.

Anonymous said...

10:03 is the psycho who spent all friday and now all of saturday ont he blog raging. you know she looks like shit with big dark circles under her hideous bloodshot eyes from lack of sleep and high blood pressure. congrats on your 78th hour raging at ellen bohn! looks like you're winning, sweetie!

Anonymous said...

i think it's hilarious that smellen even puts the effort into trying to make it seem like it's not her, ffs she even got herself admitted to the hospital because she was stressing over a fucking anonymous blog that talks about a fas rere booie princess. she is a living joke. yeah, there's only one person who's laughing at you on the blog, smellen. that's why when you were in the hospital the blog was all laughing at you and none of this "smellen obsessed loser" shit was anywhere to be seen. good job, you're obviously going places in life.

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