Monday, 13 January 2014

Kai's Official Crotch Turd!



Kailyn is now officially 14 weeks pregnant! She has been parading in maternity wear on her Instagram and is claiming her obese belly is the baby. She has been stuffing her potato head with unhealthy drinks and snacks too because babby will apparently filter out all of the shit. Kailyn Mama has already bought girls clothes for the FAS crotch turd before even knowing the sex of the baby and Kai is thuper essited to find out what she is having! Aside from her being pregnant she has been keeping to the usual schedule of being lazy, eating copious amounts of junk, hoarding makeup and hardly seeing Madd. Kai saw her once a month husband over the Christmas period so he could give her shitty gifts of a Hello Kitty blanket and cup. She also posed for photos with Granny, Mama and Papa Wilcher like a true socialite!




Kai's massive keg belly in all its hideous glory.



Here she is holding her stomach as if all that fat is her baby bump.



Triplets!



Mama and Papa Wilcher. It is sad when you look older than your parents, Kai's incredible weight gain has aged her by 40 years.

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Anonymous said...

ellen bohn is really going to go insane today. she is getting called the worst insult ever - her own name.

Anonymous said...

LMAO ELLEN BOHN GAVE UP

Anonymous said...

Can't this go back to being a blawg about Kai.

Anonymous said...

ellen is sitting there slack jawed wondering what just happened

Anonymous said...

lol ellen. keep ranting and raving away like the insane psycho you are.

Anonymous said...

Can't this go back to being a blawg about Kai.

Sweetie, those days are over. Kai only wants to talk about her hideous, boring fetus.

Anonymous said...

Can't this go back to being a blawg about Kai.


well ellen sweetie, since you decided to be the blog retard and babble 24/7.... no, it can't.

Anonymous said...

lol ellen. keep ranting and raving away like the insane psycho you are.

oh sweet ellen. just stop.

Anonymous said...

lol ellen. keep ranting and raving away like the insane psycho you are.

There goes dumbass Ellen Jessica Bohn. Her world has been flipped upside down.

Anonymous said...

ellen is definitely on her 16th ambulance ride of the week

Anonymous said...

im the walter white of faill trolling

-ellen bohn, meth addict with a laptop

Anonymous said...

trolling tards. - ellen's show

Anonymous said...

sweet, 4-eyed, ellen bohn is dazed and confused, as usual

Anonymous said...

ellen's in her methlab, cocnocting some sweet trollings.

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn is making sure her fetus is getting copious amounts of HFCS, trans fats, and preservatives to prepare it for a life on foodstamps

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/jsmbHQnVkI/

Anonymous said...

Frilly + Fancy9 hours ago

No way! I'm really nasty and only shower twice a week. Unless I break a sweat, which is hardly ever >_< hahaha But showering less, if possible for your lifestyle, is actually really great for your skin and hair! I still "wash up" in the bath and my clean my face at night, but I don't see a reason for the full sha-bang every day!

disgusting.

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/pr1ncessellen

why can ellen not take a normal picture to save her life? is it because she thinks trying to be ugly on purpose is better than looking like a smiling hideous ogre?

Anonymous said...

kaloser's kunt stinks

Anonymous said...

smellen's lover is going thru smellen's insta to see what pic she can smash her kilt to today.

Anonymous said...

gross i hope kuntlel uses wet wipes when she shits or has her period

Anonymous said...

this bnlog sucks.

Anonymous said...

i wish these losers would stop with the cat lady obsession. its out of hand and not even unique or quirky anymore

Anonymous said...

wow you like cats you dont have to cover everything you own in them and work meow into your words and conversation loser tryhard dweebs

Ellen J Bohn said...

Why is everyone saying my name? I'm not even on here I JUST got on! And this is the first time in weeks I've check the blog. It's dead lol.

Ellen J Bohn said...

Um... hello?

Does anyone want to be a stripper? I'll be here for awhile and can answer any questions!

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/juIupDJm_u/

kailyn made a video about every purchase shes ever made

Ellen J Bohn said...

Excuse me, sweetie? I have a man, kids, a family who loves me and tons of friends. Lonely? Hardly! I am never on this dead blog. I told you, I just got on. Keep F5'ing and thinking about me, tho!! :3

Anonymous said...

i bet kai takes a total 50 steps a day

Anonymous said...

it's jen's (31st) birthday and she's having her 5 year old baby celebrations.

Anonymous said...

"bought it and forgot it"?? there is no fucking way kai came up with that title herself. who is she stealing from this time?

Anonymous said...

oh nm, she said who she stole it from in the beginning.

Anonymous said...

toddler kai is still trying to be a success guru. she thinks if she copies the other pretty successful girls she'll be like them.

Anonymous said...

her whole makeup hoard was "bought and forgot" about. this is going to be such a fail, especially when she slips up and buys MOAR shit in february she doesn't need and forgets about her other makeup yet again.

Anonymous said...

You don't bow me.

Anonymous said...

Does Jen really believe that she is "organized"? Does Jen not know how much time she squanders in a day? Well organized people are able to get a whole hell of a lot done...in a short amout of time. Well organized people DO things as opposed to just talking about doing things or writing down lists of things they intend to do yet somehow never get around to doing.

Jen's main problem is that nobody has ever required anything of her (not then and not now). It's is really amazing what somebody can do when they don't have a choice. I worked full time and always took 12 units in college...yet somehow I managed. I was able to do it because I had no choice...I HAD TO DO IT. Jen does not have to worry about getting her shit toether enough to be able to hold down a full time job in order to put food on the table or to pay the rent, so she just reverts back to childhood and acts like a dumb kid. Yes, it's nice to be taken care of, but even teens usually rebel (at least a little) because they want to grow up and be adults..they want to do things for themselves.

Jen will always stay a child as long as she lets Don and his family do everything for her. If she has children it will be like having a child raise a child. Anybody who had anything going on for themselves in the least would have told Don where to go years ago.

Sad...I don't envy her. She has not reached important milestones in emotional growth that most people reach in their teen or young adult years.

Anonymous said...

ellen's mad

Anonymous said...

http://www.gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?f=53&t=9889&start=325#p662998

kai actually told someone to get an abortion? dying! that whole conversation is sf ridiculous! kai acting all self-righteous. oh okay, married woman-child who doesn't see her baby daddy more than once a month! lol at "i don't make money and if matt didn't pay the court would make him."

Anonymous said...

occasionally having half-assed sex with your husband doesn't make you a good wife. Putting effort into something like your appearance/cooking/sex/making something would all be things she could do to show she cares.

Anonymous said...

kai is too much. she thinks she's in a position to have a baby?? and matt will pay for everything and even if he doesn't the courts will make him? is she already planning on matt not being around and knew having a baby is guaranteed money from matt no matter what???

Anonymous said...

I also never said anything about men being perfect but they seem to expect less and be content with less. I worked in a stripclub and most of the men who went were married and unhappy. - presentsforsex

Anonymous said...

she's repeating lisa phrases. "it's not about you anymore it's about the baby"

Anonymous said...

Some of YOU people need to STOP telling posters to shut up, you guys are so rude it's insane, everyone has an opinion whether you like it or not. Not everyone is going to agree.

Anonymous said...

i love how that scenario even entered her mind! "oh, you don't make any money? just sue your partner for child support! if madd didn't pay the court would make him!" jeez, kai, have we been thinking about worst-case-scenarios with this marriage? have the thoughts of how shitty your marriage is FINALLY hit you over the head and sunk in?

Anonymous said...

demented kai is planning to never let madd or his family see their hideous ogre beast once she poops it out. she wants a monthly deposit to her child support debit card and thats it

Anonymous said...

i'm suddenly genuinely curious how madd feels about the whole "if madd doesn't pay the courts will make him" line. that is some that is in no way a healthy relationship thought at all. i bet kai will just tell him it's photoshopped and she didn't say any of those things.

Anonymous said...

is kai's disability going to run out or something?did the government slash it a lil bit? it that why she had to make babby?

Anonymous said...

something*

Anonymous said...

"well then if you want it you need to start doing the right things"

oh, OF COURSE! do the right things! why doesn't she mooch off of HER mother and make her partner work and mooch off her aunt to give her babby clothes! ya know, do what KAI does =] because of course kai is doing everything right!

Anonymous said...

welfare for da babby

Anonymous said...

"i bet kai will just tell him it's photoshopped and she didn't say any of those things."

She will. Everyone warned madd that kai is a manipulative, conniving cunt and he didn't listen. Look where that got him. I don't feel bad for him at all.

WHITNEY M said...

I MIGHT BE PREGNANT WITH CHILD OF MATTHEW'S.

Anonymous said...

"if matt didn't pay the court would make him."
"that is some that is in no way a healthy relationship thought at all."

thiiis. holy shit, if their relationship was normal and she actually loved him, the whole suing thing shouldn't have crossed her mind! i think the normal thought process would be (assuming a "happy" couple would ever think about divorce), "well, if it unfortunately doesn't work out and we get a divorce, i love and trust him enough to do the right thing and help out." nope, she went straight to suing and court. that marriage is so fucked up.

Anonymous said...

gg, gtfo this bnlog. you have your own fnorum.

Anonymous said...

jfc is ellen bohn still here having an manic episode?

Anonymous said...

nah my dude. its her lover.

Anonymous said...

Can't this go back to being a blawg about Kai.

Stay mad, smellen!

Anonymous said...

first, its *bnlog, second, it's smellen's lover

Anonymous said...

gg, gtfo this bnlog. you have your own forum

No fucking way. GG is going to share all the info u need to no

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAH this was the best thing I read on here EVER

Anonymous said...

why so serious?

Anonymous said...

http://distilleryimage0.s3.amazonaws.com/1c5d25ac886511e3b8590a1f8b30899c_8.jpg

Home made pizza! Yum :)

this is so obviously a frozen personal pizza. since when does "home made" = putting already made pizza in the oven? and jfc it looks disgusting for pizza, i thought it was some kind of jam-filled tart before i clicked on it

Anonymous said...

lisa obviously made bisquick pizza

Anonymous said...

Best pizza dough recipe

1 cup hot water
1 packet yeast
1 tsp sugar
1 tsp salt
2 cups flour and more flour

Put yeast in water for 5 min. Add sugar and salt. Add 2 cups flour. Add more flour til it no longer sticks to your hands. Cover with plastic wrap. Let sit for 1+ hours to rise. Roll out and add toppings. Bake at 450 for 15-20 min.

Anonymous said...

I try to make pizza dough but idk I don't like the taste. I always used king Arthur flour, too.

Anonymous said...

mine is similar, i can usually get 2 pizza out of it

2/3c water
1 tbsp yeast
1 tsp sugar
1 tsp salt
3-4c flour

heat water and dissolve sugar, add yeast when the water gets between 90-100*. once slightly foaming, add to flour and salt in a large bowl, mix until ~doughy~, roll in ball, surround with ~1/2 tbsp of olive oil. cover, let rise.

Anonymous said...

god, the amount of cheese on that is disgusting! and then she topped it off with an entire can of parmesan. another 1,000 calories in one sitting for obese babby maddy!

Anonymous said...

i wanna see kai's cronometer log. i can't imagine what her fat and sugar is like irl. imagine the shit she doesn't post.

Anonymous said...

*fat and sugar intake

Anonymous said...

how now brown cow

Anonymous said...

Do you guys think Matt finds Lisa sexy? Didn't Kai say that Matt had sex with a 60-year-old once?

Anonymous said...

idk but i can imagine them fucking. look at papa wilcher..some chubby short man. madd is some chubby short man.

Anonymous said...

"i'm under my parents insurance everything is free"

i wonder if kai realizes it's not free and even with insurance there are still things called co-pays and deductibles. kai is an imbecile, she has no idea how anything works at all, i don't know how she's even ok with living the life she lives, it's depressing.

Anonymous said...

Obama will speak in 10 minutes. R u going to watch the state of ur union?

Anonymous said...

i wonder if kai realizes it's not free and even with insurance there are still things called co-pays and deductibles. kai is an imbecile, she has no idea how anything works at all, i don't know how she's even ok with living the life she lives, it's depressing.

calm down there autistic turd

Anonymous said...

kai isn't okay with how she lives though lulz didn't she get mad at one of her "friends" for having other friends and a social life? wasn't it amy? she gets cunty any time someone talks about having a normal life (money, job, education, car, social life) and will stop talking to them

Anonymous said...

kai isn't okay with how she lives though lulz didn't she get mad at one of her "friends" for having other friends and a social life? wasn't it amy? she gets cunty any time someone talks about having a normal life (money, job, education, car, social life) and will stop talking to them


are you ok, sweetie? it sounds like you have an extreme case of assburgers.

Anonymous said...

Well, look at the people she used to talk to and how she's had a fall-out with every single one of them. She has nothing in common with them because they have somewhat normal lives and Kai is locked up in her purple dungeon day in, day out. Davit was the only normalcy in her life.

Anonymous said...

Matt should have stayed with Mooren. She knows how to cook, clean, do laundry, iron, shower and wash her hair all by herself.
Plus, she can whip up a country breakfast, which includes Aunt Jemima pancakes smothered in Mrs. Butterworths syrup. Topped off with a dab of fresh churned butter squeezed from her hairy black nipples XD j/k

Anonymous said...

mooren should go to walmart and seek out matthew to see if he still works out there. She could tape it too. Oh wait, never mind.. Mooren would never have the balls do that :(

Anonymous said...

and wut about davit?

Anonymous said...

WEALLY? WEALLY? WEALLY MADDEW?!

Anonymous said...

http://youtu.be/sgnlDtyGcAM

totally forgot about this and i forgot how damn good it is

Anonymous said...

yeah, momo would never have the balls to do it again. she couldn't even hold the camera steady enough to get a good shot of madd the last time. too scared to properly confront him =]

Anonymous said...

idk which is better. davit's quasar song or moorens song


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IcIt2ClQ7g

Anonymous said...

I know! Mooren would be a chicken shit to tape matt again. Considering how easily she could drive there, with her recently reinstated license.

Mooren could easily prove Kai a liar on matt living with her, since no one in their right mind would drive an hour and half from the wilcher mansion all the way to a part time minimum wage job.

Too bad mooren would never do such a thing. Although, It would seriously give her some credibility back.

I really do think Matt would take her back too! I'm certain he'd call her right up, and offer to spend the night fist high in jumanji bush, since Mooren would have proven she's a better person than Kai.

Anonymous said...

first we had bipolar paranoid schizophrenic ellen bohn rambling to herself on the blog, now we have inbred asperger's syndrome maureen lewis. this is the retard blog.

Anonymous said...

first we had bipolar paranoid schizophrenic ellen bohn rambling to herself on the blog, now we have inbred asperger's syndrome maureen lewis. this is the retard blog.

don't forget the retard queen herself, smellen's lover.

Anonymous said...

don't forget the retard queen herself, smellen's lover.

of course ellen is still patrolling the blog and has been here for 20 hours straight

Anonymous said...

Just give up. Mooren would never tape matt again. She's too busy with her 2 beached shamu's. It's a lost cause.

Anonymous said...

of course ellen is still patrolling the blog and has been here for 20 hours straight

same as her lover.

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn is still having a psychotic episode. go get some meds asap, sweetie.

Anonymous said...

Davit shines like a quasar

Anonymous said...

poor smellen lover can't afford any meds but ellen can!

Anonymous said...

Im still inlove with maureen sorry babee dint wanna hurt yu

Anonymous said...

aww ellen is so proud her obamacare was approved! aww congrats sweetie! now there's no excuse for you not to be medicated.

Anonymous said...

you no were 2 find me babe

Anonymous said...

so over teenage wannabe lifestyle vloggers who are all just clones of each other and wear hideous clothes and have fake depression and only care about tea. i'm likin this lady: http://www.youtube.com/user/GlamLifeGuru

Anonymous said...

ok idiot ellen bohn

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn always finds youtube losers to emulate. like she truly thinks she's jen and a cute little rich housewife living a life of leisure lmfao.

Anonymous said...

Instead of stopping money being given to the needy affected by economic hardships due to greedy corporations
Stop the handouts to the rich.
Stop focusing on farmers and the poor.
Focus on sports players and owners of sports teams. Focus on sports stadiums. Focus on big oil. Focus on the Koch Brothers fucking up the US.

Stop giving them tax free status and handouts (like the millions given for sports stadiums, where the rich owners are just being given free millions -- you whine if someone gets $10,000 aid, but millions, you accept without making a stink?)

Seriously, you really are sheeple as long as you keep focusing on the poor when the rich get GREATER handouts.

Anonymous said...

100b Corporate welfare vs 59m social welfare.

Maureen Lewis said...

Ellen better not try to get madd. He's mine!!!!

Anonymous said...

oh hai thelittlefamilyof3!

she just found out from here that madd's license was suspended and ran to tell gg, and pretended to just happen on this information because she goes on the md violations site "often for one of my classes in school." yeah sure.

Anonymous said...

she just found out from here that madd's license was suspended and ran to tell gg, and pretended to just happen on this information because she goes on the md violations site "often for one of my classes in school." yeah sure.

what are you even blabbing on about, autistic retard? go down some Ritalin.

Anonymous said...

aw, fail troll learned the words autistic and "assburgers" today and had to use them on everyone. how cute. i wonder what tomorrow's insult will be =]

Anonymous said...

I luve you muareen come back 2me kai was a misteak iam sorry come c me

Anonymous said...

ellen's mental illnesses were figured out and now she's trying to diagnose anons. always such a simple retard projecting. and of course she's STILL patrolling.

Anonymous said...

i honestly don't understand smellen's obsession with the whole 99%/economy sucks/corporate thievery babble she gets so worked up over. she's always been poor, gets governmint assistance including food stamps, has never held a proper job, and shit out a kid as soon as she could. she hasn't even tried to get on her own feet, and she thinks she has grounds to whine about her country's financial status and corporate thievery? like, bitch you have everything in common with kai.

smellen is environmentally predisposed to living the way she does for the rest of her life, her parents lived a white trash life, she grew up living a white trash life, and she still lives a white trash life. the only thing that would break the cycle is if she had ambitions to make something more of herself but ofc she doesn't and now she's on her way to shitting out another member of the white trash cycle.

Anonymous said...

take your book report to gg. nojuan curr.

Anonymous said...

sweetheart, corporate welfare costs billions. the smellens of the world only cost 59m.why does feeding people anger you so much but giving very rich corporations billions of your dollars doesn't? something is not right.

Anonymous said...

honey-sweetie-poopie-pie, why are you still posting your drivel on a dead poop blog?

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn and her alter ego ellen bohn are arguing with each other

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

sweetheart, corporate welfare costs billions. the smellens of the world only cost 59m.why does feeding people anger you so much but giving very rich corporations billions of your dollars doesn't? something is not right.

honey, I really don't think you two are going to change each others mind, so put a cork in it. ok, hon?

Anonymous said...

this blog is FILTH

Anonymous said...

U MAD ELLEN!

sweetie, that comment was hours ago. r u ok? do I have to call in that lady with the big needle?

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn lost the argument so of course she's going to start posting hogwash

Anonymous said...

sweetie, that comment was hours ago. r u ok? do I have to call in that lady with the big needle?

"r u ok?" I think madd is fail troll

Anonymous said...

inbreaded phycos on this bnlog

Anonymous said...

inbreaded phycos on this bnlog

I love it when you talk dirty to me bob *smashes kilt*

Anonymous said...

I love it when you talk dirty to me bob *smashes kilt*

your kilt must be threadbare by now, what with the way you smash it so

Anonymous said...

inbreaded phycos on this bnlog

And at least one person that can't spell. Stay in school.

Anonymous said...

And at least one person that can't spell. Stay in school.

sko0l is 4 chumps like u

Anonymous said...

OH DAMN U GOT CALLED A CHUMP BY MADD

how embarrassing, honey

Anonymous said...

*heels clicking as I walk down Moarfail Hall*

God I love my girls!

*the clicking abruptly stops*

what? what is this?

*peers through one of the rooms*

*sees one of the girls scissoring Ellen*

FILTH! TRAITOR! HOW DARE YOU LET IN THAT SWINE!

*grabs the fire extinguisher and runs both of these trash out*


Anonymous said...

your kilt must be threadbare by now, what with the way you smash it so

I think it needs some tender loving. stick that purrrrrrdy lil tongue over on it

Anonymous said...

"purdy"? what a hick. bisexual ellen bohn is definitely running amok on the blog rn

Anonymous said...

"purdy"? what a hick. bisexual ellen bohn is definitely running amok on the blog rn

no sweetie. I kicked her out along with the traitor. its probably madd fantasizing.

Anonymous said...

*rubs kilt on bnlog*

*leaves trail of slime behind*

lick it up girls! lick. it. up.

Anonymous said...

lick. my. twat.

Anonymous said...

That is a wonderfully astute observation, sweetie!

Anonymous said...

let's post the comments from gg that make us eyeroll and think to ourselves stfu

Anonymous said...

ellen has really been considering that door greeter job at walmart. ive seen her mention it several times now

Anonymous said...

good luck, ellen. you'll be competing with droves of old bitter 90 year olds. they have claimed the door greeter jobs since obamacare took effect

Anonymous said...

let's post the comments from gg that make us eyeroll and think to ourselves stfu

ok. but do not post their usernames due to confidentiality and respect

Anonymous said...

I laughed sf hard at this. its sf accurate.

laughing at your own jokes, the true mark of a deranged whackadoodle loon

Anonymous said...

jelly dat you didn't have the swag to come up with a joke like dat?

Anonymous said...

uhm, I don't know how to say this or how to even start.....

I took a test a week ago and the trust results showed that I have HIV and many other aids and that all of you are now infected.

Anonymous said...

AHS finale tonight @ 10!

Anonymous said...

poor, poor ellen is having an even worse manic episode today than yesterday. poor thing bashes herself to try and prove it's not her. praying for you, sweetie.

Anonymous said...

poor, poor ellen is having an even worse manic episode today than yesterday. poor thing bashes herself to try and prove it's not her. praying for you, sweetie.

ellen,honey,snookums,what are you even doing? go on and press that red button. a nice lady with a big dildo will come and put you to'sleep'

Anonymous said...

Way, way back when I found her channel and was enjoying it, I sent her a PM telling her how much I enjoyed her videos. I didn't even get a simple thank you. I've seen ForeverKailyn's short replies and they're nicer than Jen's!

Anonymous said...

poor, poor ellen is having an even worse manic episode today than yesterday. poor thing bashes herself to try and prove it's not her. praying for you, sweetie.

ellen is acting like its a new thing to bash herself. try another tactic, honey

Anonymous said...

"poor, poor ellen is having an even worse manic episode today than yesterday. poor thing bashes herself to try and prove it's not her. praying for you, sweetie."

well she did wake up to someone telling her she's predisposed to forever live a shitty life lulz you know how much smellen cherishes the blawgs opinion of her

Anonymous said...

" I've seen ForeverKailyn's short replies and they're nicer than Jen's!"

This is from gg, yeah? Kind of obvious on the bias there, nobody can top kai's lack of care about anything or anyone but herself

Anonymous said...

Whenever I needed shoes I would just go to payless (i really do love some payless brands) or target and get what ever shoes were on clearance or some sort of sale. The problem was because of some foot injuries as a kid the shoes would end up being uncomfortable, or since I got the ones on sale I would realize they didn't match my clothes, or some times I didn't even like them. So I would end up going back and buying more cheap shoes. One day I realized I had like 5 pairs of cheap flats that I paid 10-15 bucks a piece for that I never wore. I added up all that money and realized I had spend the same amount of money on 5 uncomfortable shoes that I never wear as a pair of nice Clark flats would have cost me.

Anonymous said...

His struggle is/was real. I don't think it's very fair to possibly imply that someone may be faking a mental illness to get views or something like that.

Anonymous said...

His struggle is/was real. I don't think it's very fair to possibly imply that someone may be faking a mental illness to get views or something like that.

well Jake is a very odd boy. even my grandma said he was off his balls.

Anonymous said...

Yep, she's been stuck in patheticland for a while with raping everyone's brains.

Anonymous said...

She's got her lips so filled she talks awkwardly now and doesn't know what to do with her mouth when she's not talking! I mean.. she's having trouble closing her mouth. What is wrong with this woman!

Anonymous said...


I can't believe how mean some of you people are. You all must be so beautiful with absolutely no flaws. You might think she is not the youngest, skinny, most beautiful person on YouTube, but she still is a human being. What do you want her to do crawl into a hole somewhere because you think she is too ugly to live. If you hate her that much don't watch her. If she enjoys makeup just leave her alone. She is not hurting anyone. I think some of you really need to learn about empathy. How would you feel being attacked for your appearance. I can understand if you don't like a makeup look she does, but to attack her appearance is just wrong. Remember everyone is going to get old and age even all you perfect young ones. A persons character and spirit say a lot more about who they are as a person than being a size 2 with perfect skin. You might be the most beautiful person on the outside but still be ugly.

Anonymous said...

chikfila gave free food and shelter to stranded motorists. they're not that bad tbh everyone has a shit side

Anonymous said...

If anyone is infuriated by the sound of a morbidly obese cow chewing cud, see the video. I guess being that out of control, she's unable to eat and breathe at the same time. So, she's reduced to some pretty hardcore mouth breathing. Way to go, fat ass, as you say, "You can't eat healthy all the time." She's living proof of that, no? Don't even get me started on the cave-strils that are her nose holes. My eyes just immediately zoom in on them. Sometimes I have to rewind the video bcs I haven't been paying attention to a word but just staring in horror at her flared nostrils.

Anonymous said...

The day of 9-11 in NYC Starbucks was selling bottles of water for $10 a pop to people covered in dust who just escaped death and store owners locked their doors to prevent frightened and injured people from getting inside.

Anonymous said...

ellen, sweetie, should you really be lurking conspiracy sites in your mental state? no wonder you never leave your trailer.

Anonymous said...

lmao did you copyandpaste that message in Google? what site did u get?

Anonymous said...

I'm cheap. Lately I've been going into different Sephoras and getting foundation samples. I do this at a few different malls so I have a ton of different foundation samples.

Anonymous said...

the roads are slippery as hell tho.

Anonymous said...

anyways I live in the northeast . I hate driving in snow

Anonymous said...

I feel like rubbing chocolate pudding on my face.

Anonymous said...

well that pudding is actually my doodoo

Anonymous said...

I need help!!! I'm seeing my boyfriend in a month for the first time in months. I'll admit I've kinda let myself go. Winter really depresses me and not being there with him has really gotten me down. Most of the time I barely even do anything with my skin other than cleanse it. I wouldn't say I look terrible but I look kinda dull and lifeless.

Anonymous said...

make a special elixir for your skin. here's my secret recipe

cow dung
cat urine
dog puke
menstrual blood

Anonymous said...

thanks pl. but I just finished my period. where can I get some menstrual blood?

Anonymous said...

go in your local Walmart bathroom. there should be some tampons in that steel container. gather some up in a zip lock bag. when you get home, boil some water and use them as teabags. all the blood should come out. use that in your concoction......you can also just drink it.

Anonymous said...

I am lucky when it comes to acne. It not all over. It's cystic on my chin. I have scarring. I am tired of trying different face washes.

Anonymous said...

I am lucky when it comes to acne. It not all over. It's cystic on my chin. I have scarring. I am tired of trying different face washes.

your sentences. are really. choppy.

Anonymous said...

'm 28 man from Poland. I was born and raised as a Christian. I go to Catholic Church. My Mom was the first one who took me to the Church. I loved it. Why? I was a small kid, I just felt great there.

My life wasn't easy. Long story short - my Dad got stroke when I was 12, doctors were giving him 24 hours. He lives till now (more than 15 years). As a kid I was going to Church then almost every day and was thanking God for saving him. Other were saying 'he lives because doctors were wrong, nothing special'.

Then my Mom, she got bad breast cancer - half a year later she were cured and she is good till now. Again, God? Jesus helped? Or doctors?

Then me. I was addicted to gambling, I got depression, big debt etc., I didn't see the light anymore. And what? I don't gamble anymore, I paid all my debts and I don't have depression (maybe small one, like everyone). Jesus helped me or I was strong and just managed it?

During my life nothing bad happened to me, nothing physical, I'm perfectly healthy, I don't go to doctors, I don't get ill. Jesus is protecting me or do I have strong body?

Anonymous said...

Now the things about End Times... wars, rumors of wars, famine. We got it all but also we got it all in the past.

Jesus said that after Him we will be doing better things than Him. What things? He was healing, resurecting people from dead. Do I perform such thing? I wish but I don't. And I don't know people who does it.


This is hard for me to believe. Some people (arrogant one) are saying that they believe for example in red dwarfs who live under the earth or in unicorns... Why? Cause it is like with Jesus, nobody have seen him in our lifetime, all we got is Bible and Faith from our parents, grandparents..


Sometimes when something good happen to me I say in my mind 'thank you Jesus!'. But is this really His help or is it just me living my life?

This is bad.. I've never had problems with Faith, yesterday I was reading Bible for 30 minutes and I got many doubts now..

Help me friends

Anonymous said...

it's ellen bohn, and she's a mental case. what do you expect?

Anonymous said...

stop hiding your insanity behind ellen fucking bohn. admit you have a mental problem and get mental help

....ok ellen bohn. that doesn't even make sense but keep trying, sweetie! ellen is raging away, typical day for her.

Anonymous said...

....ok ellen bohn. that doesn't even make sense but keep trying, sweetie! ellen is raging away, typical day for her.

ok psycho stay mad that everyone knows the truth about you now. hide behind ellen bohn!

Anonymous said...

....ok ellen bohn. that doesn't even make sense but keep trying, sweetie! ellen is raging away, typical day for her.

lmao how does it not make sense, sweetie? maybe because you're a mental case and deep in denial about your psychotic behavior?

Anonymous said...

poor bipolar schizo ellen bohn is so mad the blog mocks her mental illness, yet she stays on here all day displaying what an insane psycho she is.

Anonymous said...

ellen is MAD! she's projecting like crazy.

Anonymous said...

ellen is MAD! she's projecting like crazy.

thanks for immediately raging about ellen after getting called out for being the same psycho who steals used tampons out of public bathrooms. transparent dumbass loon

Anonymous said...

yes ellen. everyone is a psycho and raging. it's not you at all. nope. whatever you say, sweetie!

Anonymous said...

yes ellen. everyone is a psycho and raging. it's not you at all. nope. whatever you say, sweetie!

you're obvi mad af that we called you out on being the sicko you are. get help. and stay away.

Anonymous said...

yes ellen. everyone is a psycho and raging. it's not you at all. nope. whatever you say, sweetie!

the gig is up, psycho

Anonymous said...

ok ellen bohn, ok.

Anonymous said...

its like an episode of scooby doo when the bitter, angry villain is unmasked
and i would have gotten away with blaming, ellen if it wasnt for you meddling pls!

Anonymous said...

ok ellen bohn, ok.

lmfao the sick is defeated. she knows we're right.

Anonymous said...

ellen when are you going to give up patrolling the blog and finally get a life?

Anonymous said...

poor low IQ bipolar paranoid schizophrenic ellen bohn trying to save face. sf pitiful.

Anonymous said...

i can't wait until ellen bohn kills herself. she's has to be the most useless waste of flesh on earth. even maureen and kai accomplish more than her. what does ellen accomplish? her daily 20 hour shifts on the blog?

Anonymous said...

pyscho loon always hiding behind ellen. lmfao.

Anonymous said...

Where are all the hot guys at? ;D

Anonymous said...

Match.com

Anonymous said...

upyourass.com

Anonymous said...

someone change my diaper.

Anonymous said...

couches like to be sat on.

Anonymous said...

All of the hot men are in Maureen's bedroom.

Anonymous said...

all the hot guys are in Maureen.

Anonymous said...

man, I am so fucking hot.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Maureen, can you guys imagine how right Keef's dick must be if she keeps on running back to him? Dayummm!

Anonymous said...

kristin smith is addressing the blog/GG/haters again

http://frillyandfancy.blogspot.com/2014/01/you-are-canvas.html

Anonymous said...

lmfao smellen lover always outting herself

Anonymous said...

yeah ok ellen bohn

Anonymous said...

that's right ellen lover

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