Thursday, 13 February 2014

The Maryland Rapists

Kai and Madd were interrogated over the attempted rape of Ariel Sea Cow, as evidenced from a GG Granny’s FB chat. What started as a few innocent drinks in the lavender dungeon, turned into Madd and his fat wife trying to lure a very drunk Ariel into a threeway situation. Ariel managed to flee and call the police to report this horrific crime, the Wilcher-Hughes were held separately in different police cars and questioned one by one. This seems to be accurate judging by the report issued to Faslyns Bowie mansion (also judging by Kai’s track record, she would totally be keen to munch some snatch). The pl’s are always right! They had suggested that perhaps Madd and Kai had tried to cop a feel of Ariel’s whale physique. After this Kai and Madd conceived their demonic child in a very smelly and loud fuck session. Their cavernous bodies slapped together; in ecstasy with added excitement from getting caught.

Kai is having a girl! She is thuper essited you guith! She stuffed her gluttonous mouth on Valentines with Mama and Granny, whilst Madd porked his piece of ass on the side. She has been posting nonstop photos of baby clothes and junk food all over her Instagram.






Our favorite nappy headed ape Momo has been questioning her relationship with James, even after he bought her dead gas station roses and rotten chocolates from the dollar store. Now Moby Keef is busting his obese ass at a car parts place, she is pondering whether or not to get back with him. He claims to want her jumanji bush once more, and to plant some of his lardy seeds in her wizened birth canal. Who will Momo choose? That is a very good question, besides it must be very difficult when you have two suitors with such redeeming qualities! *coughs*


Momo looking drunker than ever with her yellow toothed fuck whale


 Momo's cheap velvet chocolate box, with a strategically placed copy of "What to Expect When you're expecting.

Momo posing with her rancid chocolates

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Anonymous said...

no top comment for blog loser!

Anonymous said...

mskailynmarie @twogirlsonebeer But if someone says they would like to give me one I'm not going to say no

How about no thank you ffs.

Anonymous said...

mskailynmarie @sullenxriot182 my friend got them for me at Walgreens and I paid her

remember when kai always bragged LOOK WHAT MY FRIEND AMY GOT ME!! now kai only refers to her as 'my friend' and never mentions her

Anonymous said...

Kai has got even worse now then she was back in 2007.

Anonymous said...

i think once the FAS baby is born and life hasn't magically changed like she's expecting, and it actually gets worse, she's going to lose it. matt won't even do anything to live with her ffs.

Anonymous said...

i cringe at all the ggers kissing kai's feet and BEGGING her to start sharing her personal/pregnancy life again. they are truly worse than kai

Anonymous said...

Lisa coached Kai to parrot this line anytime someone asks about her prenathy
I'm sorry but everything is healthy

Anonymous said...

mskailynmarie @tania_arcia blog post or video? Or both!

lmao look at fat pregnant pig kai so excited to have something to do. like pretending to be a useful beauty vlogger. its like watching a 5 year old role play being an adult

Anonymous said...

it really is. she's 24 physically and tries desperately to be normal, but mentally she's still a damn 5 year old. her baby dotter will be more mature that it's mother when it hits 7 or 8 years old. then lisa and 8 year old maddy will be caring for retard kai (who will be 500 pounds by then) and explaining basic things to her dumb ass. it's sick it really is.

Anonymous said...

it's seriously going to have mermaid syndrome. the universe hates kai and gave her demon spawn the deformity mean haters joked about kai having once.

Anonymous said...

it's definitely deformed. kai was so excited for her ultrasound, they go and the tech had to keep moving the baby and get every angle, and then kai comes back saying she's not showing the baby for safety reasons. sf shady. plus the ultrasounds kai posted do not look like a normal fetus. it looked like it was missing limbs.

Anonymous said...

look at kai and matt. just look at them. it might not be deformed, but the poor thing will definitely be an aspie retard.

Anonymous said...

it really is. she's 24 physically and tries desperately to be normal, but mentally she's still a damn 5 year old. her baby dotter will be more mature that it's mother when it hits 7 or 8 years old. then lisa and 8 year old maddy will be caring for retard kai (who will be 500 pounds by then) and explaining basic things to her dumb ass. it's sick it really is.

lmao kai would rage so hard if she read this. i seriously think she will be jealous of her own daughter. shes so fucking greedy she will want everything for herself

Anonymous said...

holy shit i love bates motel i finally got caught up. why has no one been talking about this show? its made by the same writer-producers from LOST, tho yeah *giggle exhale*

Anonymous said...

does anyjuan live near booie?

"Concerning the incident report. The department does not have anything set up that will allow them to send reports to other parts of the country, apparently. They have no problem releasing the incident report. I offered to give them any of my information they needed, they didn't need any of it. They just need you to walk in to get it.

I verified that 13-275-0171 is the incident report number for that street on that date. I'm sorry, I promise I did try. It's not even a big deal to them, they just don't do it through the mail.

So if you live nearby or are going through the area walk into the Bowie Police Department and ask for a copy of incident # 13-275-0171 and the truth will be had. "

Anonymous said...

this is our chance girls. our chance to prove that we are not fail trolls

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/lNlddPn1Od/

Anonymous said...

YUCK!! her weddin wild pallid looks like shit on her eyes. and her lip stud looks like a silver skin tag, it does nothing for her

Anonymous said...

its hard for me to process that sweet ugly retarded autistic kailyn marie has sex and LOVES it. it just defies all the laws of the universe

Anonymous said...

kai is literally looking like shrek now jfc

Anonymous said...

holy shit i love bates motel i finally got caught up. why has no one been talking about this show? its made by the same writer-producers from LOST, tho yeah *giggle exhale*

pls were talking about it back on mf. I lave that show.

Anonymous said...

the fact that kai is always so quick to pull the ~she's healthy~ card makes me think she's just trying to convince herself that her rere babby is healthy. meanwhile the entire internet knows it's a deformed retard

Anonymous said...

fail troll in da house!!!!!! glee is coming up on 100th episode!

Anonymous said...

does anyjuan live near booie?


And if they did, they sure wouldn't admit it on this blog.

Anonymous said...

And if they did, they sure wouldn't admit it on this blog.

You're right, they wouldn't admit it on an anonymous blog where no one knows who anyone is. Why would they, right?

Anonymous said...

You're right, they wouldn't admit it on an anonymous blog where no one knows who anyone is. Why would they, right?

lmao ikr. Sounds like that GG rere who said she would never make an account on mf and comment.

Anonymous said...

I live across the street from Kai and Lisa! I get front row seats to all the action.

Anonymous said...

i just watched kai's party vlog for the first time in forever and she sf weird when she's interacting with people. she was dating davit for like 5 years and she was still weird as shit talking to him.

Anonymous said...

does anyjuan live near booie?

a person on ontd said they live very near her i think

Anonymous said...

Just ask maureen, she will do it.

Anonymous said...

Brini Maxwell would totally have a cocktail with you baby!

Anonymous said...

mooren would run into booie pd shouting WHEWS KAIWYN WILCHAHS WAPE WEPORT???? and get arrested.

Anonymous said...

blog loser is so butthurt lmfao!! that icepick comment got really under her skin.

Anonymous said...

i can't wait for the day maureen lewis gets on twitter and announces one of her white whales successful knocked her up and she's pregnant. you know she'll do it the second she pees on her dollar store stick too.

Anonymous said...

i think ellen's lover killed herself because of the guilt she felt after putting her goddess and goddess' bb in harms way.

Anonymous said...

mooren getting pregnant will surpass any and all kai drama in the history of ever

Anonymous said...

poor ellen refreshing the dead blog hoping someone will talk to her

Anonymous said...

I wish Maureen would go get the report and then make a video on it. I GAWT DA PAYPUHWUHK RIGHT HERE!

Anonymous said...

maureen could finally be useful for once and be an official pretty lady! she won't do it though.

Anonymous said...

I'm watching mama june explain how a period is when the pinata bursts and comes out your fruit loop. This is kind of how I imagine Lisa talking to Kai.

Anonymous said...

must. resist. to. smash. kilt.

Anonymous said...

someone tweet momo and tell her how she can get the report

Anonymous said...

Brini Maxwell says have a lovely day MFers

Anonymous said...

Momo looks like Jay-Z.

Anonymous said...

blog loser is obviously really ashamed of herself after we called her out on putting her lover in the hospital.

Anonymous said...

youngnasahousewife went on a deleting spree. somejuan got caught. oopth

Anonymous said...

and luvin every last minute of it!

Anonymous said...

24/7 blog resident loser is such a disgrace. she single handedly ruined the reputation of the moar fail girls by never leaving the blog and being the last tard standing just because she doesnt have a job and is the only one who can be here 24/7

Anonymous said...

the blog loser is a right loon,that's for sure.

Anonymous said...

she always calls ellen a nigger but it always comes off as very forced.

Anonymous said...

i can just see blog loser, 800 pounds, black as soot, a face more hideous than forest whitaker, never leaves her section 8 shack, stretchmarks from head to toe, smells worse than a long john silver's dumpster on a humid july afternoon, and rages at retarded white girls 24/7

Anonymous said...

blog loser is in a heated debate on GG at the moment, may I take a message?

Anonymous said...

So who else here is in the slammer?

Anonymous said...

im slamming your mom right now. does that count?

Anonymous said...

did you miss the part about killing yourself? and one question mark is enough. any more than that makes you look like a fat fisted retard


rawr. you're feisty! i like em rowdy! feisty chicks usually have very zesty puthy cum. yum.

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/hxGNZuRnBu/

Anonymous said...

this is how i would eat you out


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3f1iiJaKWI&list=TL1jCZIRn8hFVoi1_m9KPy6OB6GBjnkd-X

Anonymous said...

oh no, hon. it's not me who is going away..

Anonymous said...

*sigh* now i see what blog loser has to put up with

Anonymous said...

it's amazing to think that MF believes there is only one fail troll. Fiction, my dearies. Fiction.

Anonymous said...

It's time to change your diapers, put on your overalls, get off your snatch and






































EAT MY PUTHY!!

Anonymous said...

young nasa housewife must have taken some tips from ellen. they both sit around on blog/forums talking to themselves as if they're multiple people. psychos.

Anonymous said...

ok blog loser.

Anonymous said...

what in god's name is ellen loser bohn doing? she's still here talking to herself? wow, what an afternoon! she has to be off her bipolar schizo meds again and is having a manic episode. poor thing.

Anonymous said...

can't wait to see the vlogs of her practically being a single mom of 3..

Anonymous said...

what in god's name is ellen loser bohn doing? she's still here talking to herself? wow, what an afternoon! she has to be off her bipolar schizo meds again and is having a manic episode. poor thing.

lmao @ 24/7 blog resident loser. what are you doing, sweetheart? checking ellen bohn's where abouts and stalking judy AND nasa housewife? such a busy bee!

Anonymous said...

are you bored, ellen? what happened to cosmetology school? you really gave up after 4 days? how kai of you.

Anonymous said...

well, ellen bohn, if a real pretty lady doesn't laugh at your pathetic welfare existence, you'll just end up sitting on here for hours talking to yourself like you did for the better half of the day already.

Anonymous said...

i still can't at smellen giving up at cosmetology school after a few days wtf

Anonymous said...

bored ellen is definitely bored

Anonymous said...

I hope opra can talk some sense into Linsey lohan before she really fucks up her lyfe

Anonymous said...

staring*

Anonymous said...

I hope opra can talk some sense into Linsey lohan before she really fucks up her lyfe

WHAT. honey lindsay is gone. you might as well give your last respects right now

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/lOfSKGHVpL/

im sure your children will find that very comforting, ellen jessican bohn. biggest loser that ever fail trolled

Anonymous said...

well one already got taken by cps and billy was granted full custody for a reason. ellen sucks at doing everything because she spends so much time glued to the blawg

Anonymous said...

where does ellen get her worn out teenage mall clothes? goodwill or does a kind friend give her hand me downs regularly?

Anonymous said...

I'm going to the cracker barrel for dindin gon get the veggie plate

Anonymous said...

where does ellen get her worn out teenage mall clothes? goodwill or does a kind friend give her hand me downs regularly?


leave the insulting to professionals, please.

Anonymous said...

ellen's meth face is getting worse and worse. she definitely gets high all day. no wonder she's on here babbling away for literally 5 hours straight.

Anonymous said...

leave the insulting to professionals, please.

ok, professor dipshit

Anonymous said...

brini maxwell want a cup of cafe ole

Anonymous said...

Vicious for real? Is that a thing?

honey, your ass sits in front of a computer all day long. try refreshing http://www.thefreedictionary.com/ for once, instead of the fail blog

Anonymous said...



honey, your ass sits in front of a computer all day long. try refreshing http://www.thefreedictionary.com/ for once, instead of the fail blog

Strong comeback. Wanna try again?

Anonymous said...

ellen dear, you keep failing at life. why do you even bother waking up only to succeed at failing one more day? are you screaming at the mirror again?

Anonymous said...

ellen dear, you keep failing at life. why do you even bother waking up only to succeed at failing one more day? are you screaming at the mirror again?

wow blog loser you just took an insult directed toward yourself and flipped around onto ellen bohn. so clever, sweetie shithead

Anonymous said...

nice come back. try again.

Anonymous said...

wow, ellen sure is showing the mean PLs! she's getting revenge by wasting her entire day commenting nonstop on the dead blog! yep, such a winner that ellen j bohn is!

Anonymous said...

a goddess needs a rich brown log

Anonymous said...

I'm calling cps. Roger and the new spawn will be taken in minutes

Anonymous said...

wow, ellen sure is showing the mean PLs! she's getting revenge by wasting her entire day commenting nonstop on the dead blog! yep, such a winner that ellen j bohn is!

why do you keep desperately insisting you're a PL, honey? it is so cringe worthy. everyone knows the PLs left long, long ago. and guess what? they didnt take you with them

Anonymous said...

Jabber on but do the self tanner if you're staying home. Use your time wisely.

Anonymous said...

which juan are you

Anonymous said...

most self tanners make you look orange

Anonymous said...

why u at a bus stop? Car trouble?

Anonymous said...

sweetie, youre the one still pretending to be on the phone with missouri CPS 3 years later

roger is gone, isn't he? thanks for confirming it's you, yet again, ellen bohn. still raging and getting that revenge on the dead blog over the CPS thing.

Anonymous said...

why u at a bus stop? Car trouble?

nice come back. try again.

Anonymous said...

nigga tops out at 199

Anonymous said...

how do you smell now?

Anonymous said...

i would to see the parents of such garbage

Anonymous said...

i would to see the parents of such garbage

here you go, bb:

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/120423050950-lebanon-landfill-horizontal-gallery.jpg

Anonymous said...

it's cold here. Need some heat but can't afford electric bill.

Anonymous said...

this page is for the poor the downtrodden the bitter and the nastiest ppl ever.

Anonymous said...

this page is for three nigga troops with no life

Anonymous said...

blog loser actually thinks she got roger taken away from ellen bohn. she's so pathetic she has to take random events and take credit for them

Anonymous said...

Be a dear and lay a kiss upon my twat.

Anonymous said...

Billy Kuper was the IRL troll that took Roger from Ellen J Bohn, honey flop troll. So you can continue being a useless sack of lard who cant troll for shit now, sweetie. In fact, you havent successfully trolled anything in your life, which is really sad considering you have been at this since UC

Anonymous said...

remember when smellen's address got posted and she flipped the fuck out?

then the pretty ladies threatened to call CPS and smellen fail trolled all over the blawg saying CPS wasn't going to do shit and we weren't doing shit either. then one day roger was taken from her and billy left her? now she rarely sees roger anymore because she's such a failure and the courts won't allow it.

no wonder she's on crazy meds, she's so out of touch with reality that she doesn't even realize how much of her life she's screwed up over an anon blog that laughs at kai. her dropping out of cosmetology school is just more proof she doesn't ever intend to change, she goes for a couple days then she's done and back on the blog 24/7. it's almost mind-blowing to realize how ~dedicated~ she is that she's willing to let it effect her life.

Anonymous said...

Kai has a new vlog up!!! It's called The Fly Vlog! Check it out!

Anonymous said...

Honey flop troll if you can get Ellen's children taken away, I will give you 3 days to get hideous ugly jonah snatched away from his methhead parents. If not, you're going to have to go ahead and get a JOB

Anonymous said...

Stop with the Ellen bullshit. Make a new storyline. That one is getting old like your moldy puthies. it's the weekend. come up with something new and original in your content.

Anonymous said...

6:36 #1 is tl:dr but i could tell it was a very angry and butthurt blog loser raging at ellen

Anonymous said...

Blog loser's comments always stick out like a sore thumb. sf obvious

Anonymous said...

smell my poop finger

Anonymous said...

GG wins lulu wins

Anonymous said...

Honey flop troll if you can get Ellen's children taken away, I will give you 3 days to get hideous ugly jonah snatched away from his methhead parents. If not, you're going to have to go ahead and get a JOB

this. blog loser needs to provide the lulz or go kill herself.

Anonymous said...

even ellen stepped out and got back into school. what has blog loser done except press f5 for the past 10 years?

Anonymous said...

don't live in the past make a brite future. If the past is the best you have you're doomed.

Anonymous said...

poor, poor blog loser. if only she knew who the man behind the curtain was.

Anonymous said...

don't live in the past make a brite future. If the past is the best you have you're doomed.


http://www.mrpotatohead.net/1990/litebrite.jpg

and oh look! kai is featured!

Anonymous said...

wow blog loser, its a sad day when even ellen bohn the internet methhead has accomplished more than you have, sweetie. you should have just stayed off the blog

Anonymous said...

love it leave it don't wanna see it

Anonymous said...

remember how nice it was when blog loser refrained from screaming at ellen during the midst of kai rape? it was so nice. too bad she had to relapse and has been putting in over time lately

Anonymous said...

hey guys. i know youre just having fun and all but it would be really nice if you could stop using the n word so frivolously and also please dont ask people to kill themselves. you dont know what people might be going through in their life and what if that comment is what finally sends them over the edge? just thought i would throw that out there

Anonymous said...

if ppl are going to make a life or death choice based on this anon blog they should close their interwebs

Anonymous said...

"even ellen stepped out and got back into school."

for like 3 days? riiiight smellen, you give yourself way too much credit. even cosmetology school was too hard for your esl rere brain. i don't think you realize how much in common you have with kai

Anonymous said...

if ppl are going to make a life or death choice based on this anon blog they should close their interwebs

youre just making excuses so you can be nasty to people online

Anonymous said...

for like 3 days? riiiight smellen, you give yourself way too much credit. even cosmetology school was too hard for your esl rere brain. i don't think you realize how much in common you have with kai

even if it was for 3 days, ellen still has your poor ass, beat. go cry

Anonymous said...

looks like we took blog loser down a peg or two

Anonymous said...

message me.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know who Lulu actually is in real life? I've always wondered...

Anonymous said...

ellen has been on the blog literally all day commenting nonstop. get a life, sweetheart. you troll yourself with how dedicated you are to raging on the blog and the 2 girls left.

Anonymous said...

NICE COME BACK. TRY AGAIN

You used bolder text. Yes let me do as you say due to some bold lettering. da fuq

Anonymous said...

ofc benji and judy are milking the twin delivery...

Anonymous said...

judy's face is soooooo puffy

she looks like kai

Anonymous said...

http://www.walmart.com/giftregistry/gr_detail.do?registryId=80520464146

is this even real? madd is already getting thrown out of the picture, kailyn WILCHER and kailyn WILCHER's registry!

Anonymous said...

tbh in the 1 minute clip they put up, during the delivery footage i couldn't not stare at judy's whitehead right under her nose. like dayumn could have popped that before being induced or going into labor, no?

Anonymous said...

kai asking for bottles and diapers and whatnot when she's not even going to touch that stuff. lisa is doing all the work.

Anonymous said...

KAILYN WILCHER and LISA SOKOLOSKI

seriously where's matt's name?

Anonymous said...

i can just see blog loser, 800 pounds, black as soot, a face more hideous than forest whitaker, never leaves her section 8 shack, stretchmarks from head to toe, smells worse than a long john silver's dumpster on a humid july afternoon, and rages at retarded white girls 24/7

Anonymous said...

is ellen going to spend literally all day nonstop on the blog raging away today too instead of getting a job and bettering her pathetic life?

Anonymous said...

and of course ellen bohn is already patrolling the blog. have fun hitting F5 all weekend long, loser.

Anonymous said...

i can't even at this video!! this mother should be tried for child abuse and get her head examined. the child is doing NOTHING


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mPhbbe7l68&list=UUZ9EoXnT9e_mxB6jtyiFJ5A

Anonymous said...

that child has a chromosome disorder... i dont get what you're saying about child abuse lol
seems more capable than kai to me tbh

Anonymous said...

yeah just ignore what i said on that one but..

omg a 22 year old girl with trisomy 18 who is smarter than kai!! can you believe it? and these kids are considered, legitimately, "incompatible with life"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gkb6To1aE68

Anonymous said...

omg yes... she is more beautiful and smarter than kai lol
i wonder how many chromosomes kai has

Anonymous said...

kais chromosomes were replaced with crunchy cheetos

Anonymous said...

here*

Anonymous said...

even ellen stepped out and got back into school. what has blog loser done except press f5 for the past 10 years?

Stay mad, smellen!

Anonymous said...

48 hours? you mean 72 hours. ellen's been here for 3 days now refreshing nonstop talking to herself on the dead blog about the apparent one girl after her who has 45 nicknames.

Anonymous said...

look at lonely psycho blog loser frantically talking to herself. sweetie, looks like you're the only one still here

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/lTZIhfn1JJ/

big fat rapist kai has been stalking ariel thesthar's greenhouse videos. that little kindergarten sunflower kit will be dead before it gets started just like kai's daughter

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn just made her dead blog deader. good work sweetie!

Anonymous said...

"xokenziesmamaxo
You said you were still accepting gifts from followers right? :)
mskailynmarie
@xokenziesmamaxo yeah!
xokenziesmamaxo
@mskailynmarie aw yay! Are you going to haul what you get? I mean it would be nice to at least acknowledge the fans who send you stuff if you're going to still accept it you know?
mskailynmarie
@xokenziesmamaxo well maybe I shouldn't be accepting it because I'm not doing pregnancy videos anymore or anything with my baby or pregnancy"


so fucking transparent. "yeah!" "..well maybe i shouldn't be accepting it if you want me to actually say thank you"

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn's F5 button is worn out. she's been pressing it nonstop for 3 days now.

Anonymous said...

blog loser is still mad lmfao keep raging cooco

Anonymous said...

see, of course she's still on pressing F5 furiously. must be fun staring at the dead blog for 3 days straight.

Anonymous said...

http://distilleryimage8.s3.amazonaws.com/12c728a6a48711e3b67e0e5d8cd45880_8.jpg

shitting out a kid definitely did michele some good, she makes dulce looks like a sloppy soccer mom imo

Anonymous said...

holy shit i totally forgot about kai's plant watering vlog. i think a 2 year old could have done better.

Anonymous said...

I bet those trisomy 18s could do better than fasrapistkaka

Anonymous said...

is someone jelly that brooke got a 5 bedroom house?

Anonymous said...

erm, wow..mooren is pregnant...i wonder by whom???

Anonymous said...

Nice try fail troll. Molten's eggs are fried.

Anonymous said...

did the pl hit a nerve momo?

Anonymous said...

I think the babby is retarded/deformed. I dont see an attention whore rere like kai being able to resist making videos about being preggo. giving up those adsense pennies must be killing her.

Anonymous said...

Who would be jealous of leesha?! Living in shitsville, AZ with her slightly thinner version of Keef Beard of SeaWorld.
Leesha is the white Mooren without the incest history but with nappier hair and a very weird obsession with her brother!!

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn, spending yet another day on the blog. wow, this has to be a world record! 4 days straight without leaving for a second! and on a dead blog too! hitting F5 all by herself staring at the same comments over and over and over....

Anonymous said...

you'd like that, wouldn't you leesha?

Anonymous said...

I haven't watched Ingrid in awhile and just decided to watch some of her vids. It's funny how now that Luke's out of the picture, her true music likes come out and she's an alt girl. She doesn't have to pretend to like Alex gutt or whatever YouTube 'musician' Luke is trying to collaborate with. Then again, maybe she's just taken on her new boyfriend's personality.

Anonymous said...

I met with Kailyn Wilcher years ago. I replied to her ad on Craigslist personals. I am not surprised she raped some girl. Did she meat her off Craigslist too? When I went over to her house, she made small talk about makeup and movies and whatever in her living room, then she hurried me up to her bedroom. She closed the door and she started getting naked right away. We made out, and I fingered her for a bit. Then she took my pants off and ate me out. I'll admit, her tounge was the business! lol but after I came, I wanted her to stop. But she didn't. She kept licking on it and I was super sensitive and it started to hurt. Then she wanted to penetrate me with a dildo. I absolutely refused, but she insisted and tried to put it in anyway. I told her I didn't want to be penetrated, and I would use it on her. She finally agreed and calmed down. She was such a manic sex crazed monster! It was so scary! Anyway, I fucked her with the dildo until she creamed, then we got dressed and she told me to leave. She was so rude once she came and treated me like some sex slave. She was the worse encounter ever, and I met a lot of ladies off Craigslist personals.

Anonymous said...

"ok leesha."

arizona population: 1, leesha. rere logic. but chandler/mesa/gilbert area aka where leesha lives is all garbage

Anonymous said...

if anyone needs a job,contact me. i need my pussy eaten.
my email is

SMASHMYKILT8MYPUTHY@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

b-b-b-b-bad, bad to the bone

Anonymous said...

kai got the puthy!
kai make the rules!

Anonymous said...

fuck i have had 9 days off from school and work and now i look at black board and i have 9 home work assignments ( 30 questions each) due by 8am lmao

Anonymous said...

fuck i have had 9 days off from school and work and now i look at black board and i have 9 home work assignments ( 30 questions each) due by 8am lmao


well get to it. stop fantasizing and diddling your kilt about what it'd be like to get raped by kai.

Anonymous said...

and what's your job? picketing the aborthion center with your hicks?

im pro choice and couldnt care less about what fucktards do with their retard uterus turds, TRY AGAIN

Anonymous said...

noodles 12oz
prunes
cheese/mild&sharp
apple juice
almonds
popsicles
butter
potatoes
corn
cocoa powder
vinegar
bread
oranges
pie crust
spinach

Anonymous said...

remember when blog loser was constipated and finally pooped a 2 foot turd? we slapped her in the face with it until she was unconscious. the next day she was so mad and swore to spend her life on the blog seeking revenge

Anonymous said...

was that around the time "constipated cunt" was famous? i vaguely remember that

Anonymous said...

lmfao i remember that. then we froze her turd and raped her in all her holes. good times.

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn is definitely off her crazy pills and her schizophrenia is acting up.

Anonymous said...

remember when blog loser raged so hard her eyeballs started shitting into her mouth?

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn is definitely off her crazy pills and her schizophrenia is acting up.


ok blog loser. is your PTSD triggered?

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn is definitely off her crazy pills and her schizophrenia is acting up.

sweetie, why are you sitting here reading every schizophrenic comment? that cant be normal. have you considered getting a job?

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/lVPYRpHVkB/

lmao ellen still cant afford sheets. remember that photo of billy, ellen and some fat ass, all sitting on a stained mattress - naked

Anonymous said...

looks like blog loser failed calling cps on ellen.

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/lVGBjOnViB/

oh my goodness how sweet ellen! your meth dealer bf bought your favorite brand of cancer sticks AND a trashy ed hardy lighter to go with them! WOWEE! that must have cost at least 6 dollars

Anonymous said...

Maureen is on twitter and claims to have seen matt working at walmart in a yellow vest.

Anonymous said...

yellow vest? cart pusher lmaooooooooo

Anonymous said...

ellen bohn is sf insane jfc

Anonymous said...

omfg get real. i bet you think you're "thick" and "curvy" too lmaoooooooooooo. i bet you think your bedsores are beauty marks. lmaooooooooo. SIT DOWN....i mean...lay down which obvi you're already doing for 24 hours a day! lmfao

sweetie, youre just projecting your own sad existence onto anonymous models. its sf ~obvi~

Anonymous said...

Lay a kiss upon my twat.

Anonymous said...

sweetie, youre just projecting your own sad existence onto anonymous models. its sf ~obvi~


omfg i. can't. now you think you're a MODEL????

Anonymous said...

I feel exactly the way maureen does when I am about to start my period tbh. Aside from the vomiting.

Anonymous said...

Hon, you've been saying this line for 12 years. Has it ever gotten a kiss upon your twat? Didn't think so. Now go buzz your kilt with a jackhammer, ugly loser lmao

i will not quit until a KISS has laid upon my TWAT. now are you going to take one for the team?

Anonymous said...

my boyfriend is nestor carbonell. he eats the pussy sf goooood omg. im probably pregnant with his triplets and they will have his gorgeous thick black eyelashes and my gorgeous clear complexion and great physique

Anonymous said...

I feel exactly the way maureen does when I am about to start my period tbh. Aside from the vomiting.

My point was, she isn't pregnant derp.

Anonymous said...

I would die if momo was pregnant

Anonymous said...

I would die if momo was pregnant


well then i am praying VERY HARD for her to be pregnant. i just want you out of this world that bad.

Anonymous said...

well then i am praying VERY HARD for her to be pregnant. i just want you out of this world that bad.

sweetheart, if youre that damn miserable wouldnt it make more sense for you to leave this world? just a thought, jellybean

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